30 Bizarre Posts From The “Foods With Threatening Auras” Instagram Account

That is one evil looking Easter bunny!

I relate to this pepper on an emotional level.

Looks good to me!

I would and have 100% done this

Sounds like an insult from The Good Place

And don’t get me started on invisible tape. I won’t fall for that one again!

Buhahaha. I love irony.

1st pic: me as a child. Last pic: me as a teen

I’m going to use this to start leaving positive messages ❤️

I'd definitely eat that.

The meatball Dom prefers to be called "Master Meat" or "Sir Balls on Wheat"

They seen some stuff

Gotta eat ‘em all!

Should have used onions. "Ogres are like Onions..."

Would you like some salad cookies for dessert with your chocolate chip dip and cinnamon roll pizza?

*Takes a bit* oh really- *starts flopping on the ground*

Totally saw a boat on water (at a glance) and after I saw the caption I realized what I was looking at, lol!

I think I'd rather have Yeezy at home.

ROFL but seriously, leave my relatives out of this!

Hell yeah! Great for Halloween!

the egg IS the chicken 😂

Looks more like raw chicken :(

Wha... Why?

Roll it up like candy sushi with gummy worms

Shoep is the best pun I've ever seen on one of these.

Triple retch.

WAZZUP!

Spagballs is a word I must try use in conversation soon!

My butt was half cooked when I was a child lol

He hasn’t slapped it yet just you wait.

Looks like a shih tzu

Biblically accurate lemon. Striking resemblance to me

I'm writing an scp about that

this goes against every law i have ever know since i was a tot

I'm disregarding the evil eye charms on the glasses, but I have to say that otherwise, those drinks are very aesthetically pleasing! Very pretty!

What

How did...how did they...what is happening here?

That's like $5000 worth of eggs now!

Water not hot enough and I think it helps if you stir the water to create a centrifugal force and this keeps your eggs perfectly shaped.

There was also string and mouse poop if I remember correctly

$7 please.

Can someone please explain to me how anyone could possibly look at that... thing, and say "oh, look, and omelet."

when you're feeling hungry just crack one open with a hammer

yeah, it's too much vinegar that's the deal breaker here

I'm also thinking eew. But why? Its milk for humans. We eat the same with cow milk.