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Let’s assume you’ve already made a good number of trips around the sun. If someone told you 30 years ago that one day you'd be able to buy anything with just a few clicks of a touchscreen button, you would likely be looking at them like they had ears on their forehead. 

But here we are, living in an age where seeing an unhinged for-sale ad on the internet isn’t out of the ordinary. Especially if you’re around Facebook Marketplace a lot, it’s almost a guarantee you'll see something like a Simon Cowell Scarecrow or a Drunk Wife Cart at some point in your scrolling. 

Yes, this is real life, and here are more of those crazy posts from the Insane FB Marketplace subreddit.

#1

Does What It Says On The Tin

Does What It Says On The Tin

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WindySwede
Community Member
3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fish: "It was this big!" *Shows with their fins*

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    #2

    For Scale

    For Scale

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but can someone tell me what a Campbell's Soup can is in bananas? I'm from Europe, we measure in things that make sense.

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    #3

    Only One Of A Kind

    Only One Of A Kind

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    TroubleMarkOne
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he set the price himself 🙀 (or she)

    Yes, Facebook Marketplace has some level of regulation. There are items you can’t sell for obvious reasons, and misleading content is prohibited. But of course, that doesn't stop scammers from plaguing the platform. 

    Recent reports show that more than 62% of platform users reported encountering some form of scam. In 2025, the United States Federal Trade Commission (FTC) reported that social media fraud caused more than $90 million in losses.

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    #5

    Huge Spoon

    Huge Spoon

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it looks like it's been used to cook a huge amount of m*th.

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    #6

    Phelony

    Phelony

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids doing time so gotta sell their s**t.

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    For its part, Meta has acknowledged the prevalence of scamming on its platform. According to company spokesperson Ryan Daniels, they are working “aggressively to quickly identify, disable and ban scams and accounts associated with them.” 

    “What happens offline often makes its way into online environments, and that unfortunately includes scams," Daniels told WIRED in a 2023 interview.

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    #7

    That's A Whole Lot Of Fans

    That's A Whole Lot Of Fans

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    #8

    Khajiit Has Wares If You Have Coin

    Khajiit Has Wares If You Have Coin

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    I am not you
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell to pay his child support ,and also other stuff to pay rent 😅

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    The screenshots on this list are just a fraction of what’s actually out there. And while many of these are outrageous to the point of laughability, you will see other deranged postings that many unfortunately buy into. 

    Lip fillers are apparently one of them. Plausibly fraudulent and highly dangerous. Yet people will actually shell out their hard-earned money for them.

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    #10

    Thought This Belonged Here: Fly Harness

    Thought This Belonged Here: Fly Harness

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    #11

    Funniest Listing I've Seen

    Funniest Listing I've Seen

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    #12

    Say My Name 😎

    Say My Name 😎

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    Aside from its Purchase Protection option, Facebook rarely takes action to recover money lost to a scam. This means that consumers must also do their part to protect themselves. 

    Miles Brignall, a former consumer affairs reporter for The Guardian, provided some tips. One is not to pay by bank transfer, and to be wary if the seller offers to send an item from too far away.

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    #13

    Insane Use Of AI

    Insane Use Of AI

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    #14

    Delicious

    Delicious

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't some predators attracted to stink though?

    #15

    Battle Bucket

    Battle Bucket

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This why trump always sits down at his press conferences.

    Brignall also advises paying through PayPal’s “goods and services” option, which makes sellers pay an extra fee. According to him, legitimate ones won’t mind covering that extra charge. 

    “If that is not an option, don’t bother, however much of a bargain,” Brignall wrote. “Switch to eBay, or pick it up in person.”

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    #16

    Never Been Wanked In

    Never Been Wanked In

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    #17

    Chair

    Chair

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    TroubleMarkOne
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needed the Battle Bucket above!

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    #18

    They Couldn’t Wait To Take The Photo

    They Couldn’t Wait To Take The Photo

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly ever sat on, only used once when naked grandpa died.

    #19

    *only* 1500 For A Car You Have To Flip Back Over

    *only* 1500 For A Car You Have To Flip Back Over

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    #20

    No Window No Problem

    No Window No Problem

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    #21

    "Don't Need No More"

    "Don't Need No More"

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    #23

    Galactic Tumbler

    Galactic Tumbler

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    #25

    I Guess 3 Pop Tarts In One Wrapper Are Worth A Million Dollars To This Guy

    I Guess 3 Pop Tarts In One Wrapper Are Worth A Million Dollars To This Guy

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    #26

    Roach Artwork

    Roach Artwork

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    #27

    Just What I Was Looking For

    Just What I Was Looking For

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    #28

    Loser BF

    Loser BF

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    #29

    Here Are My Most Insane Finds From Over The Years

    Here Are My Most Insane Finds From Over The Years

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    #30

    Looks Like It Doubles As A Mirror!

    Looks Like It Doubles As A Mirror!

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    #31

    ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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    #32

    Autopsy Table For Sale That’s Been Kept In The Backyard

    Autopsy Table For Sale That’s Been Kept In The Backyard

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    #33

    A Desk With Bite

    A Desk With Bite

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    #34

    600 Empty Zyns For $50!

    600 Empty Zyns For $50!

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    #35

    Seems Like You Could Have Just Taken A Photo Of The Mirror…

    Seems Like You Could Have Just Taken A Photo Of The Mirror…

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    #36

    $5,000 And I Have To Dig It Out?

    $5,000 And I Have To Dig It Out?

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    #37

    Weekly Finds

    Weekly Finds

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    #38

    Prison Pen??

    Prison Pen??

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    I am not you
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    《Like it.》 Is that a treath,a command or a commandment?

    #39

    "Homemade"

    "Homemade"

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    #40

    Is He Selling It Because It Worked Or It Didn’t Work?

    Is He Selling It Because It Worked Or It Didn’t Work?

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    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one guaranteed way to make sure you don't have gay kids - don't have any kids. And if it worries you that if you have you kid, they could be gay, it's the method you should use - you're unfit for the role of parent

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    #41

    👀

    👀

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    Fred
    Community Member
    44 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which prison did you steal it from?

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    #42

    Garbage Bin Wheels

    Garbage Bin Wheels

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    #44

    iPad Air 2

    iPad Air 2

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    #45

    Fake Charity Donation Bin

    Fake Charity Donation Bin

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    #46

    A Free Tree?

    A Free Tree?

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    #47

    This Dresser Is Gold! Only $300 Dollars

    This Dresser Is Gold! Only $300 Dollars

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    #48

    Uh…. 🙄 I Could Do This For Free…

    Uh…. 🙄 I Could Do This For Free…

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    TroubleMarkOne
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you change the batteries? $50 call-out? lol

    #49

    I Think They’re Going To Just Steal Carts…

    I Think They’re Going To Just Steal Carts…

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    #50

    Insanely Awesome

    Insanely Awesome

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