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Let’s assume you’ve already made a good number of trips around the sun. If someone told you 30 years ago that one day you'd be able to buy anything with just a few clicks of a touchscreen button, you would likely be looking at them like they had ears on their forehead. 

But here we are, living in an age where seeing an unhinged for-sale ad on the internet isn’t out of the ordinary. Especially if you’re around Facebook Marketplace a lot, it’s almost a guarantee you'll see something like a Simon Cowell Scarecrow or a Drunk Wife Cart at some point in your scrolling. 

Yes, this is real life, and here are more of those crazy posts from the Insane FB Marketplace subreddit.

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Only One Of A Kind

Only One Of A Kind

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    Khajiit Has Wares If You Have Coin

    Khajiit Has Wares If You Have Coin

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    Does What It Says On The Tin

    Does What It Says On The Tin

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    Yes, Facebook Marketplace has some level of regulation. There are items you can’t sell for obvious reasons, and misleading content is prohibited. But of course, that doesn't stop scammers from plaguing the platform. 

    Recent reports show that more than 62% of platform users reported encountering some form of scam. In 2025, the United States Federal Trade Commission (FTC) reported that social media fraud caused more than $90 million in losses.

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    Phelony

    Phelony

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    For its part, Meta has acknowledged the prevalence of scamming on its platform. According to company spokesperson Ryan Daniels, they are working “aggressively to quickly identify, disable and ban scams and accounts associated with them.” 

    “What happens offline often makes its way into online environments, and that unfortunately includes scams," Daniels told WIRED in a 2023 interview.

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    Insanely Awesome

    Insanely Awesome

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    Battle Bucket

    Battle Bucket

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    Holy Peak

    Holy Peak

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    The screenshots on this list are just a fraction of what’s actually out there. And while many of these are outrageous to the point of laughability, you will see other deranged postings that many unfortunately buy into. 

    Lip fillers are apparently one of them. Plausibly fraudulent and highly dangerous. Yet people will actually shell out their hard-earned money for them.

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    A Desk With Bite

    A Desk With Bite

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    Thought This Belonged Here: Fly Harness

    Thought This Belonged Here: Fly Harness

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    Aside from its Purchase Protection option, Facebook rarely takes action to recover money lost to a scam. This means that consumers must also do their part to protect themselves. 

    Miles Brignall, a former consumer affairs reporter for The Guardian, provided some tips. One is not to pay by bank transfer, and to be wary if the seller offers to send an item from too far away.

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    Delicious

    Delicious

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    Huge Spoon

    Huge Spoon

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    They Couldn’t Wait To Take The Photo

    They Couldn’t Wait To Take The Photo

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    Brignall also advises paying through PayPal’s “goods and services” option, which makes sellers pay an extra fee. According to him, legitimate ones won’t mind covering that extra charge. 

    “If that is not an option, don’t bother, however much of a bargain,” Brignall wrote. “Switch to eBay, or pick it up in person.”

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    Say My Name 😎

    Say My Name 😎

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    That's A Whole Lot Of Fans

    That's A Whole Lot Of Fans

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    Insane Use Of AI

    Insane Use Of AI

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    Garbage Bin Wheels

    Garbage Bin Wheels

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    No Window No Problem

    No Window No Problem

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    "Don't Need No More"

    "Don't Need No More"

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    Autopsy Table For Sale That’s Been Kept In The Backyard

    Autopsy Table For Sale That’s Been Kept In The Backyard

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    I Guess 3 Pop Tarts In One Wrapper Are Worth A Million Dollars To This Guy

    I Guess 3 Pop Tarts In One Wrapper Are Worth A Million Dollars To This Guy

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    *only* 1500 For A Car You Have To Flip Back Over

    *only* 1500 For A Car You Have To Flip Back Over

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    Sweaty Sandals

    Sweaty Sandals

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    Galactic Tumbler

    Galactic Tumbler

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    Chair

    Chair

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    Fake Charity Donation Bin

    Fake Charity Donation Bin

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    $5,000 And I Have To Dig It Out?

    $5,000 And I Have To Dig It Out?

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    Weekly Finds

    Weekly Finds

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    Prison Pen??

    Prison Pen??

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    Is He Selling It Because It Worked Or It Didn’t Work?

    Is He Selling It Because It Worked Or It Didn’t Work?

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    Roach Artwork

    Roach Artwork

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    I Think They’re Going To Just Steal Carts…

    I Think They’re Going To Just Steal Carts…

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    This Dresser Is Gold! Only $300 Dollars

    This Dresser Is Gold! Only $300 Dollars

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    600 Empty Zyns For $50!

    600 Empty Zyns For $50!

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    Seems Like You Could Have Just Taken A Photo Of The Mirror…

    Seems Like You Could Have Just Taken A Photo Of The Mirror…

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    Here Are My Most Insane Finds From Over The Years

    Here Are My Most Insane Finds From Over The Years

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    A Free Tree?

    A Free Tree?

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    "Homemade"

    "Homemade"

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    iPad Air 2

    iPad Air 2

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    Uh…. 🙄 I Could Do This For Free…

    Uh…. 🙄 I Could Do This For Free…

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