43 Of The Most Ridiculous Clothing Items That Are Actually Being Sold Right Now

My 16yo wants one cause she'll feel safer & less creeped out by the men staring at her body when she goes to swim. & *sigh* that makes sense

For when the pool is crowded, but you want people to give you space.

The back is criminal! The cherry on top is the hair on the but!

That can send the perverts away

Part of me is horrified and part of me wants to wear this to bed with hubby just to freak him out

Hulk HUG! (instead of smash)

like taking the public transportation is not enough "hugs"

You would have so many hands to give the middle finger with!

Hug me jacket is what i call straight jackets lmao

uhm, is it creepy that I kinda want this?

Not the worst idea! No one can just grab and run!

Actually, this would be kind of handy if you ride a bike.

I think it's a cool idea but it might be a bit difficult to handle when you want to get something out of it - Kudo's for originality though!

This looks incredibly uncomfortable. And like they want you to hit someone in the face with your purse.

I kind of like the idea because it would solve some problems like the shoulder strap from a purse slipping off your shoulder. However, I switch sides when I carry my purse because it gets heavy and uncomfortable sometimes, so my question is, how awkward would it be to have to try and switch sides when lets say my right side got tired? Also, would my right arm get bigger than my left because it would be like I was carrying a weight on one side all of the time. I have questions. Lol

Walk in to the ocean and catch your dinner!

Is it pointless? Yes. But does it look good? Definitely. This one is actually pretty nice.

Aw I think it's cute, aside from being too long

Looks good. It isn't clothing but accessory

Take this on a dog beach!!!! let's see WHAT HAPPENS😂😂😂😂

The minute my flat a*s wears this pants, the pants won't make sense anymore

Flying buttresses might work better here

This one is funny.

wonderfully hilarious. Even those of us with noassatall might look like butts.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH *takes breath* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *passes out*

Cmon, at least you should wear matching panties!!

I actually really love this.

How about... NO?

Oh lord, whhhyy?

What happened to her butt? Did they shop it out? I'm not trying to be mean, I just find this picture a little disturbing.

The funny thing is that it costs $32. When we were newly married and poor, I did this with a cheapo spool of wide ribbon from Walmart for my husband's birthday.

Looks uncomfortable but I don't think it will ever be worn for more than 5 minutes.

Oh....uh.....yeah. I hope that's machine washable. Or edible.

If they just postioned it differently and had the bow more center, it could be sorta sexy. But it looks like everything is pushed to one side or something. Idk, how off centered everything is, it's driving me nuts​.