“The Deep, Dark Rabbit Hole Of Amazon”: 30 Of The Weirdest And Funniest Things Ever Seen On Amazon (New Pics)

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Shocking

I don’t know, I’m getting the feeling this may have been manufactured poorly.

Awkward moment

See what happens when you use a cat carrier as a makeup bag.

Just be careful when you surf over to the p0řň sites. Just sayin’.

I actually own this bin, and can vouch it hasn't woken my kids up though!!

Are you being charged for that amount?!?

Are the skulls included?

My wife and I HAVE been looking for the perfect Salt and Pepper shaker for a while now. This is not it.

Seems Garfield is drunk and stoned!

Whoopie chair?

Running down the street comparing this photo to houses and cars.

What if someone with a peanut allergy ordered the corn oil but received peanut oil? Would be more than just inconvenient.

I want this.

NUTSAAKK

The best part was the Color: Food

A reminder of what NOT to eat when there's a blitzkrieg in your gut.

If this is an actual seat and not a lid, good luck getting through the question mark.

For professional poopers only. And for the non-professionals, at least it's easy to clean...

My friend bought a PINK stuffed toy, an elephant; the color was described as "elephant color".

so many unasked questions.

Oh God. Why?

That's just a phone plan tho?

Rarely do I respond with overused abbreviations, but ... OMG! WTF is this?

These are for aliens clearly.

Which team is that for exactly?

The model requested them to avoid the embarrassment of wearing a Bodbop XINGZHE Metal Hair Band for Men

I have no words. Ok. One: tacky.

All the programmers got stoned on casual Friday.

You just have to call the number for support instead of going through the online process. They can authorize most things for refund

It probably just says: we told you not to look...

The Elephant looks terrified.

For those not good at simple math, sort of like playing the Lottery

They got the shape right - that's something, at least

The faces have been blurred to protect their identities.

I can't even think a mistranslation that leads to "Tasteless"

Well apparently: Males make up just 1 of every 3,000 calico births, according to the Cornell College of Veterinary Medicine. Two veterinarians confirmed the kitten's gender. Since it’s sex-linked, it’s rare, but can happen

My horse would enjoy that.

All 3 look like the same body, but with the features sewn on in different positions. LOL

Well I need all of the above

Perfect for working on the chain gang.

Oh I get it… they printed it upside down…

do not eat it

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33.8F is exactly 1°C. And I would guess this is what somebody had in mind.

Tbf, this looks more like the choice of immediate delivery or consolidating multiple items in an order coming from different warehouse or fulfillment centers to be delivered in the same box. Sometimes the two choices overlap.

If you trust Amazon with your health...well, good luck with that.

One step up from a bowl, I guess.

I like that it's not even available for purchase. "This has nothing to do with what you're shopping for, but we'd like to take a moment to horrify you"

T.A.C.K.Y.

Pairs well with the fancy "guests only soap" and the decorative hand towels I'm not allowed to use...

And yet, somehow, it gently indicts us with a subtle truth.

Now I'm curious

Welp, this case ain't for me, I guess

You aren’t bothered by the licorice all sorts?

It would have more personal impact if it had my picture on it. I guess I'm not good enough, though...

Scammers betting on people with poor math skills

It must be like using a Banana for scale

It’s the year ya’ll. 2002. I mean my elder millennial self would agree it was very recently 2002 but my calendar says we’re off by a couple years… I mean decades.

So many scammers out there - I wouldn't touch any kind of supplement from Amazon. Even bigger chance what's in the bottle is fraudulent than with other sources. And that's -before- this bundle of red flags.🚩

Well the weed killer is quite clearly supposed to be in a plastic shrink-wrap to ensure it doesn't leak. No indication who split it open. If you don't want it packed together, don't order it together!!!

i don't get this one