50 Cursed Adverts From ‘Ads With Threatening Auras’ (New Pics)

Brilliant! LOL

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Pokémon Go is low-key trying to kill you.

If more signs were this blunt, idiots might pay more attention to them!

is it fish and bread?

Shoulders shovel, trudges off to nearest cemetary

Yep and serial killers are just misunderstood romantics.

T u e s d a y s - felt that

For all your gay beer-drinking alien needs

And... this is a simplified version why some "artists" manage to sell s**t (sometimes literally) to idiots with too much money.

I checked. Those are real and that is what they cost.

That's actually mad smart

this aisle will be useful mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

so much detail... i wanna eat it

"Spots fell off when he ran after a fire engine"

A refreshing example of honesty in advertising

I assume, sexy undertaker devil is not an option

Bakugo needs these

"The stolen items include a pit bull terrier and two crates of Mountain Dew"

Wait what

Is this not for when you have something on the seat, that is heavy and triggers the car's beeping sequence, so you use this to turn it off?

im dying the fact it says 'with potential'

Baby yeet machine... I'm actually crying :D

Violent temporal dimensional instability Beam. Danger of acute atomization.

The bartender has really mastered the correct facial expression

well what do you know, maybe it's a grape-flavoured ketchup dispenser which cleans your hands

I want one

Air Guitar makes everything better

Take one of these buzzers and at least one police officer

hahahahahahahaa

They claim to be "friendly", so a bit of foxy boxing might be acceptable

Ha ha ha! Unfortunate wording!

I'd rather not....

...no ty...

From the same vendor: free hardcore

Attack of the Giant Crabs, coming to London in 2022 because why the hell not

I think you need to run very very far away

"Yep, had another cancellation this morning...dumpster's almost full and it's only Wednesday"

Is 15/hr really worth the risk of inviting Sean into your home?

dystopian capitalism

One time I was learning Italian on Duolingo and the sentence was "you will be with me until I die"

ok but this is a good ad...

Did it really record the farts? Hahaha

...speak of the devil...

Ewwwww!

Together we can stop baby bifurcation

WHY?!?!?!

Learn photoshop more like

Did we really need another reason to fear clowns?

Awesome placement of advertisement

Passive-aggressive ads are never a good idea....

For that price I'd expect some terrifying threats

wtf thats scary

How is it going to be authenticated?

WTF happened to his face?!?

Jesus always liked getting nailed in public

thats a lotta expectations man

....burn the teenagers? A bit harsh...lol

Nothing would induce me to call them pants. And why do so many men in these old ads look like potential serial killers?

@papamoist... they're coming for you

Who the heck thought this was a good idea for a kids toy?

Comes with a pair of "Eternal Sleep" pillows

it will keep me awake all day and night know u murdered sugar cane toads for purses.

Poorly worded job vacancy.

....all i can think of is squid games....

Ooooh spiked oreos yum