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Religion has a very different place in people’s lives than barely half a century ago. It used to be commonplace to go to church every Sunday and barely a soul grumbled about it. But nowadays, more and more individuals are acting like Homer Simpson and wondering if it wouldn’t be better to sleep in and stay toasty in bed.

Well, one place that certainly knows how to get the attention of both the faithful and non-believers and make them laugh and think, is Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church in New York. It uses hilarious (and sometimes deep) signs to make comments about religion and the world.

We’ve collected some of the best signs from Wantagh Church, so upvote the ones you enjoyed reading and share ‘em with your pals if you think they’re in need of a chuckle or two. Have you seen any amusing church signs, dear Pandas? What do you think the positive aspects of faith are? Share your opinions with us down below.

In an interview with Bored Panda, Pastor Ron Garner of the Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church explained the inspiration for the witty signs and talked about the role of religion in the 21st century.

“Our church is located on a very busy street in Wantagh. I want to convey to the public that Christianity doesn't have to be staid. I also want to convey to passersby that I believe people who follow Jesus are not called to be apolitical but are called to take social justice issues seriously. We are a small congregation but we have new members who came because of our signs.”

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Daria Z
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only more "believers" understood that.

Blueplanet
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this logic is so simple, yet many do not understand

Vic
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cannot upvote this enough!

Mark Fuller
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How reassuring to know I'm not off to hell. I'm a kind atheist who likes to treat others as I'd wish to be treated, believes we should live and let live; and be responsible custodians of the planet. Not some bible nazi who judges the rest of the world on their own narrow, prejudice and intolerant views.

Elaine Mattingly
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5 years ago

Read it again. We don't get to decide when we get our invitation. If he calls and you decline too many times and choose to do evil you can become reprabate and not be invited ever again.

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Mark Mac Donald
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why do people need gods to treat others with respect? As an atheist, I treat people with respect. It worries me that so many billions of people need an imaginary friend to tell them not to kill or steal. It comes naturally to me

Christina Uhlir
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I replied, commented many times, the posts are gone. Why BP????

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Dan Pieniak
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of the most vile and meanest people I have met in my life, were very religious. If you did not believe in their God or go to their church, they would curse you and say you are going to hell.

Christina Uhlir
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is exactly what I mean when I say people don't worship God, they love so much, they PLAY God.

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Mark Fuller
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too many wonderful messages to comment on, so a post at the top will do. I am an atheist. No regrets, no apologies. It's very much an educated and informed opinion. I fluctuate from respecting the rights of all to practice religion, to seeing how much hatred and intolerance it breeds that I have no respect at all for it. But this church needs calling out and commending for the healthy, wholesome and equitable views it holds, irrespective of whether or not you believe in a god. This should just be the way community and society function. So sad that this is not the case. But hats off to a church that would make me walk through the door and say, "keep up the good work. Thank you!"

Terd Fergison
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mark Fuller, do you think that these signs in a way are all just commercials? To me it seems to be propaganda getting more people away from science and trying to indoctrinate them into detrimental superstition. Yeah, it’s hopey, peacey. But, it’s all in service of harmful b.s. Why can’t there be more billboards like this celebrating science and all of its benefits (such as diseases scientists have cured)?

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elfin
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For too many people "Christianity" is just a good word to hide behind. They can avoid all responsibility for what they say and do if God approves of them.

CP
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like to point out when religious people give me gruff for being agnostic, that I am good for no no other reason than to be good and you are a good person because you believe you will be rewarded in the afterlife.

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Baby Clanger
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So well said, going to church seems to be a get out of jail free thing for some church goers to be as mean and cruel as they like all week but go to church to be forgiven for all there sins during the week!!!!

CP
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My very Religious Uncle for some reason made the point that Hitler could be in Heaven if he repented for his sins, but I would never make it because I don't believe. I mean if God is that petty...

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Hendra Lim
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes!! i also think that it's better to be a kind and just person to everyone rather than be a devoted believer but act like a mad dog to everyone else who don't

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    Blueplanet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannot upvote this more! If you believe in a religion, you can't just ignore it when you want to. i hope ppl that just "participate" in being a christian but dont actually belive it with all their heart can see this post

    Christina Uhlir
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called hypocrisy, very common; most people want just to look good, not actually be good.

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    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple. Homeless man on Monday don't provide tax deductions. So helping them becomes socialism and this is not a commie land. This is America, if they want help they should pull them self up with their boot straps.---------------- That's what a good god fearing, family value, pro life, gun loving, patriotic christian would say.

    deanna woods
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so close to getting mad at you until I realized you were being sarcastic.

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    deanna woods
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of Christians are big hypocrites. I am a Christian, but I don't feel the need to act self righteous all the time. I work in a pizza restaurant and every Sunday the people who just left church come in to "fellowship". They usually come in the biggest numbers, make the biggest messes, and leave zero tip for our hardworking cashiers.

    Christina Uhlir
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you Deanna......and they believe that it's a sin working on Sunday but come to your place of work, making others work on Sunday.

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    Ali Mazila
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish every Christian would see this!

    Paw Paw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far as I'm concerned, being spiritual is a 24/7 thing. Not a Weekend Warrior.

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The city where we used to live had an "overflow" shelter for the homeless; it was organized by the Council of Churches and each religious institution took care of the homeless who weren't able to get into the regular homeless shelter. My husband and I were the captains of ours: the only synagogue among all of the Christian churches. Every overflow shelter had two weeks to cover each winter, and could choose when this was. I was the one who refused to follow the churches' lead and made every guest have to sign in by name, NOT number. (We Jews are kinda sensitive about the whole "dehumanization" thing, and referring to people by numbers, like the Nazis did.) The thing that bothered me the most, however, was that despite the fact that every house of worship had our guests stay in social halls and the like on premises, NOT ONE SINGLE CHRISTIAN CHURCH WOULD DO THIS OVER CHRISTMAS. We always took the dates that weren't covered by anyone else... which meant we ALWAYS got Christmas. WTF?

    Kate Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got cut off, sorry. Isn't a HUGE part of the Christmas Story about how nobody would take in Mary and Joseph? Couldn't ANY of those people see the irony about not hosting our city's homeless over Christmas? No, the smell wasn't pleasant, because these folks couldn't get showers on a dependable basis. Yes, it was noticeable in our sanctuary during services. Yet every single person was welcomed with open arms (literally) during services, because it was a way for them to come in out of the cold while the overflow shelter was closed or hosted elsewhere. Christmas. Where were the good Christians during this time? Not all are like that. We're very fortunate to know some very special, wonderful Christians, and are blessed to be able to call them friends. But it was the hypocrisy of this "Council of Churches" that angered me so much, and made me hurt for our guests. This sign is wonderful, and I wish it were everywhere. People need help sometimes. So help. Help thy neighbors.

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    Magic lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes shame on some of the:cities here in Texas. Glad our Governor is a fair man with a heart ❤️.

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who has ever read the bible knows this, yet there's so many so called Christians who have never even opened the book and yet they still spew hate in its name

    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True for all religions I guess..

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    Alyeck Melendez Seda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it how they support the feelings of gay people and understand how they are treated differently, that is what churches are mostly about, understanding other people.

    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing to remember is not everyone who calls themselves Christians are actually Christians. Being showered in hatred is a big clue that you are dealing with a counterfeit.

    Mark Mac Donald
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    6 years ago

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    why? If a xian follows the bible, hate is the only outcome. Their god LOVES to murder humans, including newborn babies. How could you expect them to be different?

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a hateful christian is a moron… period

    Valerie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the most logical comments downvoted so much

    Natalie Rose
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Galatians 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. The Bible isn’t transphobic or homophobic. Why are they?

    Zania Erso
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some bend it’s teachings for their own benifet.

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    Leah Helbig
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is correct for sure a sin is a sin and if you believe the bible having sex out of wedlock is no different in gods eyes than being gay if you really believe the bible sexual immoralities are the same. I am sure there is a handful of people who are Christians who are pure of all sexual immoralities so people in glass house shouldn't throw stones

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the word Gay stop describing the celebratory spirit and start becoming a derogatory word?

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    “I often wonder if religion does have a place in modern society,” mused Pastor Ron. “ I certainly believe that the church of our era has become irrelevant too many. I believe that the church has quit challenging people to live full lives and has become more interested in butts in pews.”

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    The Pastor continued: “Jesus was a radical Jewish rabbi who challenged followers to live in radically different ways. Although it may not increase Sunday morning attendance, as a Pastor I feel compelled to offer my congregation the challenge of radical discipleship. This requires a focus on issues of social justice that are often absent from the worship or mission of the church.”

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 1 mother. 2 fathers and 1 mother.

    Dennis Kovalev
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What this church is doing is releasing tension through jokes that are supposed to bring people together in God - believers and non-believers, gay and straight. This joke is one of few ways to peacefully protect their right to be parents. And yet people still find the need to push something in the comments. Which proves that this church is on the right track, and there is still a long way to go.

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if you want to be technical here if you’re a saved Christian, don’t you then have 2 dads?

    Terd Fergison
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Because only your biological father would be real. Imaginary dads don’t count.

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    Bananabelle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! that's so awesome! I love it.

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he really turn out fine? I thought he was tortured on a cross and cried out to god.

    Jordan Fischer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He turned out fine. It wasn't his fault he was tortured.

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    DP von Icecream
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Hahahaha, indeed that is absolutely true!

    Roger Bird
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also had a mother who was a Perfect Master.

    Magic lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder just how many Of the faithful still don’t get it.

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    Amy Mateyka
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Westborough needs some ointment for that Buuuuurn!

    Tami Bridges
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is soooo freaking awesome!!!

    Staci W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRAVO! Don't think it could've been said any better.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Epic! I LOL'ed. F the Westboro Baptist "Church."

    Karen Klinck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I notice that the mealy-mouthed i'm-so-pious-and-a-true-Believer commentators don't have anything to say about this one.

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    Blueplanet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true, too true. how much of a change it would be if everyone understood that

    IAN KELLY
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is my belief that most people use it as an excuse but fully understand that

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    Hendra Lim
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's lots of people need to know these, especially some terrorist who called themselves as true devoted believer of gods

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Westboro Baptist Church. They spew hate and bigotry all day long and call themselves Christians.

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    kristy sickles
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hypocrisy and bigotry are becoming more and more common sadly

    Karen Klinck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what these gods think of their Believers who pray for the demise of other people...

    Magic lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can’t the majority of all peoples understand and act upon it. Why do we even have this awful social injustice here in this time. You would think by now we would have fixed the problem. So all people’s are the same and deserve respect,kindness,Understanding no judgement. Even Love!

    Ali Woodfolk
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏🏼🙌🏼👏🏼🙌🏼👏🏼🙌🏼

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    According to the Pastor, the Church has made itself ‘irrelevant’ in the West. “The US Church and all churches in the West have sacrificed a compelling message and mission for some vague promise of 'heaven' in some equally nebulous 'afterlife.' People aren't attracted to that message.  They want meaning in the 'here and now.' As far of changing this situation I don't have an answer. I can only do what I think provides relevance and a dedication to mission.”

    Have you ever heard of a church having an Instagram page? I haven’t before. Well, Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church has one and it’s got 60 followers. I’m willing to bet the church would be even more well-known if it uploaded pictures of its signs to its IG account. A good way to spread some smiles, don’t you think?

    The church, founded in 1889, describes itself as a place of worship for believers coming from different Christian denominations. “The Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church is an open and affirming congregation of the United Church of Christ which renews and strengthens its commitment to advocate justice and equality for all people in all areas of society.”

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Holy Family were also Jewish, which Christians who are anti-Semitic conveniently forget

    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a Christian and I most certainly am not anti-Semitic. I am, however, the target of a lot of stereotyping.

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    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This agnostic might even visit with these people. Kind agnostics can be friends with people like this.

    deanna woods
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's crazy how so many so called Christians are against immigration. These are the same people who don't realize that their ancestors were also refugees.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because women were property and had no rights. Most weren't even 'married' as it is understood today, because they were too poor to pay the religious fees to their place of worship. A man could have as many women as he could afford: concubines, who could literally be sold to another man if she proved too expensive.

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    Clare Kelley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully there was no BORDER WALL

    Karen Klinck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debatable. They were fleeing a royal order, which made them fugitives.

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    Wij
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    war is wages for profit of a few, so it depends for whom. peace - money made too slowly for those that hold power.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are now, in the West, living in societies that under the guise of democracy essentially have been taken over by the military-industrial complex, the so-called 'defense' industry. Before you tell me to come up with an alternative, let me suggest doing it the long way, by getting more involved with politics starting at the local level, and above all by informing yourselves more, and also better. Peaceful protest, letters to the politicians who represent you, in any way you can, raise your voices.

    Terd Fergison
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The god of the bible was certainly a warmonger. He was jealous, petty, and tribalistic. He was pleased by human and animal sacrifices. He was pleased when the warrior David brought him hundreds of bloody foreskins from the enemy. He even told one of his tirbes that I will be with you in battle, but because the enemy tribe had iron chariots, god and his tribe were defeated. Pretty clearly written by ancient men.

    Alexandra
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ancient Testament is rather a history book (what historians may call a chronicle) than a faith book explaining Christians Virtues and describing God.

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    Clinton Yew
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peace only comes after unrest and wars... those are the "price" we paid... So people please... don't make the same mistake again. Spread love, not war.

    Baby Clanger
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this.... but humans seem to look for any excuse to hate each other leading to war :-(

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA lives on the money they put on their military

    Karen Klinck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strangely apropos: An ad on my computer starts with, "Your business is small, but your thoughts are big..." (I forget what they're touting, a computer system maybe.) My immediate thought was does that mean if your business is big,does that mean your thoughts are small? Paging Big Business! Charging the military $845 for a hammer?

    Kim Bush
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peace is priceless? Conveniently forgetting about the Holy Wars and every war fought in the name of religion? Those wars don't count?

    Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If one defines cost counted in Deaths, war is way too costly!

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    Raul Acosta
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is solid gold..........loved it

    nixoloco
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh, I'm on a 293 day duolingo streak and keeping it was my resolution.

    Victoria Rey Piuma
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooooooohhhh, that one is a bit evil 😂😂😂

    Shinomi Chan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So about.... 0.0000000000000000001 seconds?

    Karen Klinck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two seconds after you write it down. Y 'gotta put the pen down, after all.

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    While many of us think of the United States of America as a very religious country, the fact of the matter is, faith is declining in the US. According to The Guardian, Pew Research Center has shown that within the last decade there has been a 12 percent drop in people who identify themselves as Christians.

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    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only this could be, somehow, enforced

    Hard 2 Guess
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please get this on faux news so a certain individual can see this. Might need some pictures to get and keep attention of that said person.

    deanna woods
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with pictures it will still need to be explained to that said person.

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    Valerie Houghton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a "bigshot" that needs to read this.

    Terd Fergison
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The golden rule existed long before it was written about in the bible. Look up the stele of Hammurabi, which predates the bible by hundreds of years.

    Devyn Nagy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quoted from the Modernized Bible.

    Magic lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thou shalt take it to the social media.

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    samuel smith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the kind of humor I'm lovin'!!!

    Lemon Garnished Potato
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *desperately tries to remember that other christian star wars pun*

    Karen Klinck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parody of an old revival song: Put a credit on the grass; save a rebel pilot's a*s Put a credit on the grass and he'll be saved!

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    Magic lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To bad this pastor doesn’t go on the road to teach other pastors how to do it!!!!

    Paw Paw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we'll move to Wantagh just so we can attend this church!

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    Hendra Lim
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well... that's certainly harder than waking up Sunday morning

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes - feels like the same thing.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would I want to raise from the dead, though? (Don't take it too seriously, it's just something to ponder on...)

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would depend, surely, on what you would be raising up for. If all my much loved pets are going to be there then Oh Yes.

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    Kacey Pounds
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    moooood xd. but if u are christian, u shouldn't grouch about worshiping god.

    Magic lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if you were cremated

    D A W N
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So rising from the dead is hard? Try raising the dead.

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But He only had to do it once....

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    It’s mostly younger Americans who are moving away from the faith of their forefathers. Furthermore, in the last decade, there has been a 17 percent increase in people who say they’re atheist, agnostic, or even “nothing in particular.” Now, around a quarter of all Americans fall into this category.

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Australian is so grateful to be Aussie, when I read about how the usa is. I got permanently injured at work, and sooo very grateful for disability pension and medicare.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not do a lot of things I had planned, but it is possible to live without having to beg from strangers....and to have medical stuff treated.

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    Karen Klinck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike some religious hospitals, he didn't ask if you slept with the same sex first!

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. In the fictional tales jesus supposedly healed some lepers and some other people. But, why not cure leprosy? Science has largely cured the disease leprosy. Thank scientists! If this was truly an all-powerful god, then he could have cured leprosy. He could have cured all diseases across the universe (true universal healthcare). But, if god has the power to stop suffering (especially the suffering of children) and he refuses to, then he is evil!

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. In the fictional tales jesus supposedly healed some lepers and some other people. But, he didn't cure leprosy. Science has largely cured leprosy. Thank scientists. If god is all-powerful, can do anything, then why not cure leprosy? If god has the power to heal the whole universe, why doesn't he? If he has the power to stop suffering (especially suffering children) and he chooses not to, then he is evil!

    Roger Bird
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But His (worldly) costs were exactly $zero.

    Terd Fergison
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    6 years ago

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    Pretty Pangolin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MassHealth (Medicaid) used to be awful - 20 years ago I took care of such matters for my Dad, and they spent a lot of time threatening people with "We'll catch you if you try to commit fraud and you'll be fined and go to jail." It was a completely adversarial relationship with the client. Since then, in my experience, they've changed 180 degrees, and I'm finding them courteous, articulate and eager to actually help.

    Karen Klinck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when you find that the 14-year old girl had 4 different blood types in her file, you do begin to suspect there may be a problem in there somewhere.

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    Terd Fergison
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Jesus in the fictional tales supposedly healed some lepers and some people. If he had omnipotent god powers, unlimited power, and according to the claims of the bible, he could heal the whole universe, why not? Why not cure leprosy entirely? Science has largely cured leprosy. Thank scientists. If he has the power to stop suffering (especially suffering of children) and he chooses not to, then he is evil.

    Ali Mazila
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to read the actual place again to understand

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    That doggo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few images lower, they explain this

    Natalie Rose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for us people. Love is love! Yayayahaha

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marriage is also a civil contract. Religion took the ceremony over in the Middle Ages, along with everything else they could steal, but the fact of the matter is, it ain't legal unless it's filed civilly. Seriously, the churches should call their ceremonies something else.

    Leah Helbig
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if churches really stuck by what they are supposed to believe they wouldn't marry non virgins gays or divorcees just saying to hate the messenger you cant cherry pick and it is a civil right but churches dont have to marry you if it goes against their religion.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why it isn't legal unless it's filed with city hall. And you can be legally married by a clerk there.

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    Avital Pilpel
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    6 years ago (edited)

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    It is perfectly consistent for a church to support gay civil rights despite thinking gay sex a sin, since we are all sinners and one should love and help sinners nevertheless. But I cannot see how a *church* can perform gay marriages, as that is explicitly against the bible.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they perform marriages at all? It ain't legal until it's filed at City Hall. All church marriage is is leftovers from the Dark Ages.

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poverty is a sin because the rich should be giving to the poor and making sure poverty doesn't exist. However, being poor isn't a sin because no one can help being poor, it's not their fault.

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    Ffaelan Condragh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To everyone arguing over this very simple statement. They are saying that the fact that poverty exists in this time in history is a societal sin. We as a society have failed the poor.

    Roger Bird
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such generalizations are unsupportable garbage. Plenty of poor people are that way because of irresponsible behavior. Plenty are not.

    Jette Wang Wahnon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being poor is not a sin,I agree...but,there is not much merit either..

    TC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this one's good

    Julie Tan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor not only extends to finance - there is poor judgement & used as adjective ie poor things are frozen stuff let’s get them warmed up etc

    Lucy Shupe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No actually being rich is the sin, Matthew 19:24, “And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God.” Just saying.

    Charmice Hardy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what they meant by the statement, Lucy. That "poverty" is a social ill that exists because the rich are miserly and there's little aid for those who are poor.

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    Fewer people are going to church as well. Those who attend church at least once or twice each month has fallen by 7 percent in the same time period. Attendance has fallen so much that nowadays more Americans say they attend church a few times each year than each month. Obviously, the reasons for this are very complex, but Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church seems to have the right approach to at least draw attention to religious matters.

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the downvotes of Hendra Lim's comment? The reflexion of the photographer is quite clear if you look at the sign, and it does look like a child.

    Dr.Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People just seem to downvote on here for the hell of it, so I'm not sure.

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    Kim Bush
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't know my neighbor

    Ahnnah Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see the reflection of the person taking the picture.

    Roger Bird
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    6 years ago

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    Start taking responsibility for your own health now and you won't care about Medicaid one way or the other.

    Jessica Hope
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking responsibility for ones own health wont prevent a tumor from metastasizing or prevent your arm from breaking in a fall. When these things happen, you shouldn’t have to mortgage your house to get treatment, or have to incur thousands, hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of debt. Things like this are why universal healthcare is so important

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    Terd Fergison
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God doesn’t love anyone because god(s) are fictional.The only thing that the god of the bible loved was himself. He was the epitome of the sin pride and vanity. He demanded constant worship. He demanded human and animal sacrifices. He demanded that you kill the entire neighboring village and their innocent livestock if even one person in that village worships another god. He was boastful, arrogant, wrathful, petty, misogynistic, jealous, genocidal, torturous, twisted, and evil. Why would you think god loves you? He has never hugged you. He has never shown up at your graduation or birthday party. Why does god love you, but he lets some children suffer and die in agonizing, tormenting, excruciating pain? Go to a children’s hospital and talk to the children with bone cancer. Why does god love you and not them? That’s just your ego. The god of the bible supposedly created hell, a place of eternal torture. That’s sickening. God supposedly flooded a world, killing every innocent baby, etc.

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, he'll burn you in hell if you disobey him. He doesn't sound loving at all. He was a tribalistic warmonger. He was pleased by human and animal sacrifices. He was pleased when David brought him hundreds of bloody foreskins. He killed 1st born Egyptian sons, many of which must have been babies and toddlers. Why does he love you and not them? He endorsed slavery. I would never love a being that created a place of eternal torture and you shouldn't either. If he truly loves you, why hasn't he ever hugged you? Shown up at your graduation? etc.

    Christina Uhlir
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because, as you said, "He" is fictional. Many religious folks are cheaters, liars, apathetic to suffering of others, especially animals, they torture, kill for pleasure, plunder and destroy, so they created God who will fix everything and gives them everlasting afterlife so they could do what they were doing on earth forever. A "nice" fairytale".

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    Christina Uhlir
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reality: God loves me and everybody and everything else can go to hell.

    Jana Renner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God loves me? Awkward, I see him more as a friend....

    Ivy D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there's familial love, friendly love, sexual love, and romantic love. Also probably more that I didn't think of.

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    Terd Fergison
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. God doesn’t love anyone because gods are fictional, all gods. In the bible god only loves himself (the sin of pride and vanity). He demands constant worship. He is pleased by human and animal sacrifices. He was pleased by hundreds of bloody foreskins David took from his “enemies “. The god of the bible condones slavery and rape. The god of the bible created hell (a place of eternal torture). If you love this god you are sick. This god supposedly flooded a world, killing every baby, toddler, elderly person, puppy, kitten, etc. by torturous drowning. This god has never hugged you. He has never shown up to your graduation or birthday party. The god of the bible supposedly created everything, including the sun. The sun is our main source of heat and light, but it gives many people skin cancer. Is that really a loving god?

    Ali Mazila
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully, Terd, in all you said you haven't denied His existence. So what if you died and found yourself at the mercy of the same God you condemned?

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    Edwin Lesperance
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my mother 'loved' me, too. Lotta good each one did.

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God doesn't love anyone because god is fictional. All gods are. The only thing god loved in the bible was himself (the sin of pride and vanity). He needed constant praise and worship. He was pleased by human and animal sacrifices. He was pleased when David brought him hundreds of bloody foreskins of the "enemy". God endorsed slavery and rape in the bible. He created hell, a place of eternal torture. That is sickening. If you love this god, that is sickening. This god has never hugged you, never shown up at your graduation or birthday party. He is less than useless. If you believe he created everything, then he created the sun, our light and heat source that gives many human beings skin cancer.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why you are so very hurt and angry. I'm sorry. Many of those things changed after his son was born. The NewTestiment is more comforting.

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    Dr.Scott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all the people on the left on this site, and atheists for that matter, I’m kind of surprised a separation of church and state comment got 6 down votes. 😂

    Luna Zen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m picking up what you’re putting down. the possibility of corruption and greed when the two are combined is an oft repeated reality. chances are, the people downvoting you don’t know that job and solomon were wealthy a******s, deep down.

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus was and is so much more. I'm not as sorry that I've been quarientined for months after reading all this because I realize I had forgotten how hostile SOME people can be. The good news? I haven't forgotten how Good so many MORE people can be.

    TC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he cure people for free in the first place...?

    Magic lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn’t complain to management. He did the job assignment with no thought of himself

    Michael Dworkin-Robertson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you are not comfortable with this re read the signs...but this time think about them and the bigger message they are imparting...it is not what we are...but how we are...

    Dr.Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Job and Solomon were not. This is why religion needs to stay out of politics and vise versa.

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    Teresa Simpson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, George has also become a big advocate for LGBTQ rights as well as a spokesman for Social Security.

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    Jacob Barry
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a phrase that George Takei proposed when a school banned using the word gay.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not understand this one. Please help?

    Marilena Mela
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Takei is an actor and activist for gay, lesbian and transgender community

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    Lucy Shupe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is also gay. So take it either way.

    Natalie Rose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE LGBTQ+ COMES THROUGH! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!

    Felix-Marie Badeau
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I understand it, George Takei is going to be teaching line dancing at 6:30 on Friday. Sounds okei to me ;0)

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