13 New Inventions That Solve Nonexistent Problems In Your Life
It is time for yet another brand new collection of inventions that are truly and simply unnecessary to use within your daily life. I have been hard at work researching the world’s everyday problems that actually do not exist in order to design and develop 13 new inventions for you to enjoy. Or hate.
You can now take home all of my useless inventions in my brand new book, 101 Unnecessary Inventions. This 200+ page softcover book features each and every crazy invention I have created to date. Once you get your copy, you’ll have to ask yourself if the book itself is a useless thing!
Be sure to follow me on Instagram and YouTube to stay up to date with each interesting thing as it’s created! You can check out my previous invention posts on Bored Panda here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here!
Comment down below your idea for my next Unnecessary Invention that I should create!
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Gummy Human Centipedes™️
Happy Halloween, It’s the spookiest month of the year! To get ready for the big day, we created the most delicate gummies to give out to Trick-or-Treaters this year!
Chomp on this miniature Human Centipedes (which happens to be our favorite movie) and feel the sugary rush! Full bags for everyone!
JiffyCuts™️
Trim your nails in one single CRUNCH! If you have been wasting hours on hours clipping each individual nail, you have been living in the past
Welcome to the future with our all in one nail cutting solution. Slide in each nail and with one squeeze down to cut them down to size. *disclaimer* We provide no guarantees they will all be down to the same size
Marathon Utility Controller™️
It’s about to be an all weekend gaming marathon and I’m not leaving the couch!
Our new 9-in-1 ultimate utility game controller has everything you need for extended gaming including a smartphone lock-box, a deodorant stick, a handy extra finger, an electric fan, a chin rest, cup holder, removable toothbrush, beef jerky dispenser, and a rear view mirror
Bang Brows™️
The hottest beauty trend of the season has arrived! It’s time for your eyebrows to take center stage and steal the show
These eyebrow extensions give your eyes the bangs they have always been hoping for. Simply add these brow attachment to spice up any look from casual to elegant
Chip-Xractor™️
That last chip is always the absolute worst! Our newest creation destroys those worries with our patented high-suction device featuring an ergonomically designed tip to perfectly cradle each potato chip
The 4x long turbine shaft reached to the absolute depths of your potato chip tube. The included can holster enables you to always be at the ready
Watch the Chip-Xractor™️ in ACTION!
Glovetensils™️
It’s dinner time right from the tips of your fingers. Stop fumbling around with over-sized utensils to enjoy your favorite meal and slide these on!
Each finger of these knit gloves feature a specific piece from your cutlery set from a fork, knife, spoon, spatula, and skewer
Gator Grips™️
Your dad’s favorite shoes are now available for your hands
The Thick foam material you love and of course a safety strap. Start getting all your household chores done in style
The Stink-A-Way™️
Some foods just smell horrible! From hard-boiled eggs to sardines, sometimes you need to redirect your nose from smelling what’s going into your mouth
Comfortably slide fantastic device into your nostrils for a fresh breath of air, up and away from that stinky food!
iWipe Pro Max™️
With the brand new triple-lens system of the iPhone 11 Pro, we wanted to ensure your lenses always are crystal clean for every phone
Strap on this revolutionary accessory to your iPhone and let it wipe away all of your grit & grime. Now smile for the camera!
Rake ‘n Prance™️
Cleaning your lawn this Autumn is now a walk in the park. Grab this strap-on rake for your favorite shoes and get to work
Quickly strut around and clean up all the fallen leaves while your jealous neighbors watch in awe
The moonwalk has never been more productive
LookBak Spectacles™️
You need to be careful these days – you never know who might be lurking behind you
Luckily we are proud to introduce our new triple prism sunglasses which allow you to always keep a close watch of what’s going on around your back
Never miss a thing when you hit the streets with these bad boys on. Tell those haters, deal with it!
SuperSolar Shirt™️
When the sun is out that now means a fully charged phone. Strut your stuff out and about with our newest solar panel shirt with dual USB charging ports
Lay in the hot sun all day to get your smartphone back to 100% with absolute ease
Renewable energy meets high fashion – don’t forget the sunscreen!
Over 200 Pages of Unnecessary Glory… but is this book unnecessary too?!
101 Unnecessary Inventions
You can take home all of the inventions in my newest book – now available for Pre-Order
Don’t forget to get your copy of my new book 101 Unnecessary Inventions!
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Share on FacebookThis guy NEVER fails; not even one of his unnecessary inventions fails to make me go mad laughing!
If I'm not one upping myself every-time I'm not doing my job.
Load More Replies...I think you're a little bit twisted...
Load More Replies...I feel I need to see a video to get the full Rake 'n Prance experience.
I need to perfect my moonwalk before I do
Load More Replies...Call me crazy, but sans bail handles, those spoof croc gloves could actually be useful in a laboratory environment if they were made from autoclavable silicone. We have a number of protocols that require some serious griping and hammering actions along with exposure to high temperatures. and disposable sterile gloves don't fit well over real work gloves. These would solve that issue by providing durability over top of disposable gloves and could be sterilized as needed.
I actually thought they'd be handy for quite a few things as well. And they're less horrible than the footwear. Still gross, but less gross.
Load More Replies...I'm sure you just made these useless inventions as an excuse to pose lol
Well I'm not gunna say no to that.
Load More Replies...i mean i get that they're unnecessary, but i'd kinda love that solar shirt
I think thinkgeek actually sold one of those once upon a time.
Load More Replies...I think the shirt is a useful one, Charge you phone, Get sick burnt Abs!! Win-Win!
Hence why I call them Unnecessary Inventions and not Useless Inventions 😜
Load More Replies...The Marathon Utility Controller clearly lacks an oversized diaper dispenser. The so called ODD (TM) can be supplied by Hans Inc.
um... now i want an auto ODD disposer thingy too pleeese
Load More Replies...I know it is a little dirty of me but the gummy human centipedes look like a dirty adult scene.
Link is up at the top of the article! www.unnecessaryinventions.com
Load More Replies...The solar power shirt isn't actually silly at all. You could have a flexible panel on the back of a button up or polo shirt with a breast pocket containing a charger. You could sell it for $29 at Macy's or Dillard's.
I really love your Inventions and you keeping your serious face at presenting them. I would have died from laughter! 😂
I love his nails when they're being trimmed. Absolutely awesome. Also, I'd buy the solar shirt lol.
I just live in a dimension outside time.
Load More Replies...I love this guy! He has quite an imagination to come up with (and create) so many useless things.
I howl at these everytime! Sometimes I think the funniest bit is his posed faces! 😂😂😂
Some are quite similar to chindogu from "101 Unuseless Japanese Inventions: The Art of Chindogu" book from 1995.
I can't concentrate on the article because I'm so distracted by the colour of his eyes 😮
What I love about the photos is that his face isn’t over-the-top happy. It’s more of a look of regret.
Load More Replies...Hahaha!!i oh theses are great!! I always look forward to seeing these inventions!!
Once again, you have impressed the world with your inventions, I need the solar shirt and the book.
To start conversations. So looks like it worked!
Load More Replies...This guy NEVER fails; not even one of his unnecessary inventions fails to make me go mad laughing!
If I'm not one upping myself every-time I'm not doing my job.
Load More Replies...I think you're a little bit twisted...
Load More Replies...I feel I need to see a video to get the full Rake 'n Prance experience.
I need to perfect my moonwalk before I do
Load More Replies...Call me crazy, but sans bail handles, those spoof croc gloves could actually be useful in a laboratory environment if they were made from autoclavable silicone. We have a number of protocols that require some serious griping and hammering actions along with exposure to high temperatures. and disposable sterile gloves don't fit well over real work gloves. These would solve that issue by providing durability over top of disposable gloves and could be sterilized as needed.
I actually thought they'd be handy for quite a few things as well. And they're less horrible than the footwear. Still gross, but less gross.
Load More Replies...I'm sure you just made these useless inventions as an excuse to pose lol
Well I'm not gunna say no to that.
Load More Replies...i mean i get that they're unnecessary, but i'd kinda love that solar shirt
I think thinkgeek actually sold one of those once upon a time.
Load More Replies...I think the shirt is a useful one, Charge you phone, Get sick burnt Abs!! Win-Win!
Hence why I call them Unnecessary Inventions and not Useless Inventions 😜
Load More Replies...The Marathon Utility Controller clearly lacks an oversized diaper dispenser. The so called ODD (TM) can be supplied by Hans Inc.
um... now i want an auto ODD disposer thingy too pleeese
Load More Replies...I know it is a little dirty of me but the gummy human centipedes look like a dirty adult scene.
Link is up at the top of the article! www.unnecessaryinventions.com
Load More Replies...The solar power shirt isn't actually silly at all. You could have a flexible panel on the back of a button up or polo shirt with a breast pocket containing a charger. You could sell it for $29 at Macy's or Dillard's.
I really love your Inventions and you keeping your serious face at presenting them. I would have died from laughter! 😂
I love his nails when they're being trimmed. Absolutely awesome. Also, I'd buy the solar shirt lol.
I just live in a dimension outside time.
Load More Replies...I love this guy! He has quite an imagination to come up with (and create) so many useless things.
I howl at these everytime! Sometimes I think the funniest bit is his posed faces! 😂😂😂
Some are quite similar to chindogu from "101 Unuseless Japanese Inventions: The Art of Chindogu" book from 1995.
I can't concentrate on the article because I'm so distracted by the colour of his eyes 😮
What I love about the photos is that his face isn’t over-the-top happy. It’s more of a look of regret.
Load More Replies...Hahaha!!i oh theses are great!! I always look forward to seeing these inventions!!
Once again, you have impressed the world with your inventions, I need the solar shirt and the book.
To start conversations. So looks like it worked!
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