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“May God Punish You For How You Treated Me”: 76 Online Reviews That Are Funnier Than They Should Be
The world can be divided into two groups: those who take the time to write online reviews, and those who don’t. But all too often, consumers and customers will only bother to share their thoughts publicly when they’re unhappy with a product or service. Sometimes, their zero- or one-star reviews go completely off the rails, and deserve a review of their own. Other times, their chaotic critiques provide us with comedy gold.
Bored Panda has put together a compilation of the most unhinged, hilarious, and bizarre online reviews. From the drunk soul who bought an inflatable bed thinking it was a giant ice-cream sandwich, to the person who took the time to post a review simply noting, “Did not go there.”
We also explain why, while many of these are funny, bad online reviews are no laughing matter for businesses. You'll find that info between the images.
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#1
Review For A Waffle Maker On Amazon
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Local Attorneys Review
#3
I Don’t Know If That’s More An Accomplishment For The Mount Or The Installer
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Best Review(S)
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago
Who eats an entire Blooming Onion on the way home from a fast food place.
#6
Also You Passed
#7
One Way Of Describing It
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago
What does he think people did before TV, Radio and the Internet?
#8
This Restaurant Review
#9
Helpful Reviews For The $120,000 Samsung TV
#10
Your Reviews Help Other Customers
fly on the wall 3 months ago
People are missing the point: there are only 15 letters on the keyboard
#11
This Is A Review On Genshin Impact In Google Play
#13
Mariana Trench Review
#14
Funniest Review
highwaycrossingfrog 3 months ago
It's always funny when they ask for proof you didn't receive the item
#15
I’m Thinking Daniel Could Use A Free Dictionary
#16
Google Review From A Bakery We Ate At Today (It Was Actually Great)
#17
Cave Can't Be Old Because I Said So
#18
This Bourbon Chicken Recipe Review
#19
Top Review Explains The Bottom Review
#20
Need The Owner To Respond "This Benefits Me In Ways You Can't Imagine"
#21
Common Sense Is Not Included In The Box
#22
This Review Triggered Me
LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 months ago
What's hilarious is that if you look around the cart area, you can usually find a few carts with the quarter left in them by their previous users, or you can just wait for two minutes when someone is returning their cart and ask if you can use it, if you don't have a quarter yourself. I've only been to Aldi's a handful of times and I've never had an issue XD
#23
Most Honest Doordash Review Ever
#24
Why Do People Review Places They’ve Never Been To?
#25
Smoothie
#26
Saw This Review On Amazon For A Pair Of Men's Heelys
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago
Are Heelys still a thing or were they banned like Lawn Darts?
#27
Not Sure What They Were Expecting From A Catholic Church
#28
This Is A Cocktail Bar With No Food
Robert Benson 3 months ago
Indeed, 21 years and older does kind of mean "not family friendly".
#29
Bad Review
#31
A Review I Got At My Store. My Bonus Is Affected By My Review Rating
#32
Apple Should Really Review Their Reviews
#33
Bad Amazon Review Because Customer Cant Measure Properly??
I was looking for a craft supply and all the reviews are great except a few, but this one caught my eye ma'am you're using your ruler wrong lmao.
#34
What Were The Salads Talking About?
#35
Amazon Review I Stumbled On
#36
Review Left For A Local Target
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago
Sadly this is not an uncommon situation. Except for the frog part. That part is just straight up weird.
#37
That Poor Christian Family, Forever Traumatized
#38
Thank You For Your Review!
#39
Honest Review
#40
I Check Reviews For Fun
#41
I Went To This Unhinged Car Wash
Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 3 months ago (edited)
It must be empowering to tell off customers like this. I wish I could do it. Maybe if I win the lottery.
#42
Hamburger Bun “Donut”
A review from the deli/bakery I used to work at, which has since closed permanently.
#43
Peanut Boy
#44
People Who Leave Reviews Like This
#45
The Power Of Gravity
#46
Ironic, Considering They Needed A Delivery Driver To Give It To Them In The First Place
#48
The Ducks Love The Water Feature
LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 months ago
With the management replying as if it's a real review and not a joke XD
#49
I’m Entitled To Free Drinks
KatSaidThat 3 months ago
You ordered a drink, got served a drink, didn't like the drink. That is very much a you problem.
#52
One-Star Reviews
I almost overlooked these shoes due to the rating but I liked them enough to read what the issues were. Not a single negative comment.
#53
Customer Service
#54
Went Online Looking For A Bar To Hit Post Christmas In My Hometown. Found This Five-Star Review. Lots To Unpack Here
#55
Spotted This In Another Group Thought I'd Share
#56
I Hate When People Leave 1* Reviews For Something That Was Their Own Fault
Beak Hookage 3 months ago
Oh no how dare the seller not control the weather for your convenience.
#57
The Haagen-Dasz Near My Old Middle School Is Run By A Family Of Idiots, And Here’s Proof
UncleJon_TheMadScientist 3 months ago
Sadly I've seen complaints like this, what they don't tell you is to order custom decorations "writing" the order has to be made in advance and not last minute after the decorations person has already gone home and the only ones left running the store are 2 high-school kids who failed basic penmanship class...
#59
Absolute Disgraceful, The Lid Will Not Open
#61
I Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One
#62
Right So, I Wonder Why
#63
Free Bonus Item
#64
Just One Spoon
NightOwlPanda 3 months ago
OK, BP, I give up: Why are two of the stars in the review censored?
#65
My Girlfriend Is A Dental Assistant, And Her Office Had This Review Left On Google
#66
We All Know Someone Who Doesn't Like Yellow
#67
Nice Hat But To Big
#68
Review Of A Haircutting Place
FreeDragon 3 months ago
"A Haircutting Place". There must be an English word for that, I am sure.
#69
It’s So Much Funnier If You Read It In The Tone His Character Speaks In
#72
What’s The Point Of Writing A Review If You Haven’t Even Used The Product?
Brain-In-A-Vat 3 months ago
I've noticed this too . You buy something that you're not going to use immediately , but the vendor pressures you into leaving a review straight away . I personally don't leave a review until I've actually used the product , but I can how some people would leave a review like this , just to be accommodating . . .
#73
Bottles
#75
Don't Build A PC If You Do Not Understand What You Are Buying
Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 3 months ago
I understand all of this, and that reviewer is beyond idiotic. The Intels ending in F have no video on chip and the listings state this quite clearly.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 months ago
My family's small business has a 5-star review from several years ago that says "Fun place, great food, love the pomegranate margarita." We're a housecleaning service. We don't even have a customer-accessible storefront XD
LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 months ago
My family's small business has a 5-star review from several years ago that says "Fun place, great food, love the pomegranate margarita." We're a housecleaning service. We don't even have a customer-accessible storefront XD
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