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The world can be divided into two groups: those who take the time to write online reviews, and those who don’t. But all too often, consumers and customers will only bother to share their thoughts publicly when they’re unhappy with a product or service. Sometimes, their zero- or one-star reviews go completely off the rails, and deserve a review of their own. Other times, their chaotic critiques provide us with comedy gold.  

Bored Panda has put together a compilation of the most unhinged, hilarious, and bizarre online reviews. From the drunk soul who bought an inflatable bed thinking it was a giant ice-cream sandwich, to the person who took the time to post a review simply noting, “Did not go there.”

We also explain why, while many of these are funny, bad online reviews are no laughing matter for businesses. You'll find that info between the images.

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Best​ Review(S)

A funny online review for Outback Steakhouse, with a customer updating their complaint after discovering their husband ate the blooming onion.

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13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who eats an entire Blooming Onion on the way home from a fast food place.

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    Some of these reviews prove that hell hath no fury as a shopper scorned. Others show us that certain people have way too much time on their hands. But while we may laugh our way through this list, the truth is that bad reviews can actually be very bad for business.

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    Not everyone will take the time to write a review, but research shows that the vast majority of customers will read reviews before purchasing a product. One survey of 800 shoppers found that almost all of them—95%—reported consulting customer reviews.

    "Of those shoppers, nearly 1 in 4 (24%) consults reviews for every purchase they make," adds the PowerReviews report. "Among younger shoppers, those 18-44, that number jumps to 30%."

    #4

    I Don’t Know If That’s More An Accomplishment For The Mount Or The Installer

    Funny online reviews: An Amazon customer review showing a TV still mounted in a hurricane-damaged room.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Timex? "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking."

    #5

    Local Attorneys Review

    Funny online review for a family law attorney, with a response from the owner clarifying the reviewer's identity.

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    Niki
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you can't ask for a better endorsement!

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    #6

    One Way Of Describing It

    Funny online reviews: A one-star review of Pride and Prejudice, humorously describing the plot as people visiting houses.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does he think people did before TV, Radio and the Internet?

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    "Ratings and reviews have become a prime source of information for shoppers on their path to purchase," cautions the PowerReviews team. "An increasing number of shoppers are relying on reviews as they decide when, where, and how to buy."

    The survey revealed that the presence of ratings and reviews ranked as the most important factor affecting purchase decisions—behind only the price of the product itself. For this reason, displaying online reviews is an expectation, not an option for businesses nowadays.

    #7

    Helpful Reviews For The $120,000 Samsung TV

    A funny online review for a TV, stating the box is roomy enough to live in, and another review about choosing between college and the TV.

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    Saltypepper
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be fake never have I seen a tv for that kind of price…

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    #8

    Also You Passed

    Screenshot of a funny online review where a business owner responds to a one-star review by saying the reviewer passed away two years ago.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great, the d**d have risen and they're leaving bad reviews.

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    #9

    Your Reviews Help Other Customers

    A funny online review for a tiny keyboard, with a poorly spelled but positive review by A. Wolf.

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    fly on the wall
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are missing the point: there are only 15 letters on the keyboard

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    Even negative reviews can help your business sometimes. Paying attention to what customers are saying, what they like and dislike, and where they feel you can improve can be a useful tool when it comes to analyzing and improving your products and/or services.

    "Reviews can tell a leadership team about common obstacles to customer loyalty, like a limited selection, shipping issues and high prices," adds a blog post published on job site Indeed. "They can also help the marketing and sales team identify popular competitors, which can help them differentiate their company from others in the industry."

    #10

    Funniest Review

    Screenshot of a funny online review with a customer saying I have never received the product and an image of an open palm.

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    #11

    This Restaurant Review

    A funny online review describing a dreadful experience that feels like a 3-hour flight between a divorcing couple.

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    #12

    This Is A Review On Genshin Impact In Google Play

    A funny online review from Achilles warning cosplayers that a game might make them want to cosplay more characters.

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    Goodfirms is a dedicated B2B (business-to-business) research, ratings, and review platform. The site notes that positive reviews directly impact your brand's online reputation. It adds that one of the best way's for a brand to display authenticity is to share customer reviews.

    Meanwhile, a Goodfirms survey revealed that 91% of respondents trust online reviews more than the information provided directly by marketers. It also found that a single negative review can cause major damage when it comes to consumers' purchasing behavior and loyalty. The survey was conducted at the end of 2025, among 552 participants from more than 15 industries.

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    #13

    Google Review From A Bakery We Ate At Today (It Was Actually Great)

    Humorous online review describing a chaotic experience with a waitress and chocolate cake.

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    #14

    Mariana Trench Review

    A funny online review about the Mariana Trench, warning people not to go due to its depth and pressure.

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    zatrisha
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well… thank you… I guess.

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    #15

    Need The Owner To Respond "This Benefits Me In Ways You Can't Imagine"

    Screenshot of a funny online review for a restaurant with a one-star rating and a dramatic complaint.

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    mel
    Community Member
    16 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And may Zeus himself strike you down

    "When prospects search your brand, negative reviews are often the first thing they see — shaping perceptions before a single interaction occurs," explains the Goodfirms site. "First impressions are formed in seconds. Negative reviews immediately signal risk, causing potential customers to 'sign out' before engaging further."

    80% of those polled said they change their purchase intent after seeing negative information online. So what action, if any, should businesses take if or when they have negative online reviews? Keep scrolling to find out.

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    #16

    This Bourbon Chicken Recipe Review

    An amusing online review for a dish, where the user omitted bourbon and found the taste unpleasant.

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    #17

    Most Honest Doordash Review Ever

    Screenshot of a funny online review for Taco Bell where the user cries about being fat and having no females.

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    zatrisha
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop calling them females may help.

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    #18

    I’m Thinking Daniel Could Use A Free Dictionary

    Screenshot of a funny online review with a one-star rating and the comment Pretty diddapponging for a broken USB part.

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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duckd to be OP.

    "Ignoring a bad review won’t make it go away," warns the U.S. Small Business Administration (SBA) site. "On the other hand, responding to customer reviews can result in better ratings and improve your business’ online reputation."

    It's important to respond promptly and professionally. Never get angry or personal, no matter what the person said. SBA's experts advise apologizing to the customer and thanking them for taking the time to highlight issues with your business.

    "Also, make sure you use the reviewer’s name and recap their specific complaint," they add. "Customizing responses will show that your business genuinely appreciates customer feedback."

    #19

    Top Review Explains The Bottom Review

    Funny online reviews, one customer frustrated by their phone number being listed as a company's, another complaining about no callbacks.

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    #20

    Hole In None

    Funny online reviews: A customer leaves a one-star review for Great Brook Sports, saying it's a complete dump, with the owner responding.

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    #21

    Cave Can't Be Old Because I Said So

    A funny online review describing a cave tour guide providing inaccurate Christian perspective information about the earth's age.

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    SBA's team suggests adding a video or photographs to your response message. This can help to show that you’re taking the complaint seriously, which in turn can help build trust with your customers and win them over — despite their negative experience.

    As we've mentioned earlier, customer feedback and online reviews are an essential part of improving your business. They shouldn't be taken lightly.

    #22

    Common Sense Is Not Included In The Box

    A funny online review for a food thermometer that melted in the oven, despite instructions stating it works up to 300 degrees.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! This actually happened at my work a couple weeks ago.

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    #23

    This Is A Cocktail Bar With No Food

    A funny online review about a family with a 7-month-old being turned away from an establishment.

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    Robert Benson
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, 21 years and older does kind of mean "not family friendly".

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    #24

    This Review Triggered Me

    A funny online review upset about having to pay a quarter to unlock a shopping cart.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's hilarious is that if you look around the cart area, you can usually find a few carts with the quarter left in them by their previous users, or you can just wait for two minutes when someone is returning their cart and ask if you can use it, if you don't have a quarter yourself. I've only been to Aldi's a handful of times and I've never had an issue XD

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    "If you’ve received a negative online review, showing that you’ve taken the steps to resolve the issue could help turn a negative review into a positive one," says the SBA team. "Once you’ve acted upon the issue your customer raised, reply to the complaint on the review site so that other customers can read what about what you’ve done."

    And to all the keyboard warriors out there, think carefully before firing off an unnecessary bad review. You might be doing a lot more harm than you actually realize.

    #25

    Why Do People Review Places They’ve Never Been To?

    A funny online review where a user posted they 'did not go there,' prompting the owner to ask them to remove the review.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Google location will insist you've visited a place and prompt for you to review. Used to hassle me to review a restaurant that was next to a bus stop I used to get home from work. Turned location off, no more requests.

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    #26

    A Review I Got At My Store. My Bonus Is Affected By My Review Rating

    Humorous online review by Wendy Wright for a store she only drove past, not visited.

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    #27

    Saw This Review On Amazon For A Pair Of Men's Heelys

    A funny online review on Amazon Prime with five stars, stating the product makes the wearer hydroplane.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are Heelys still a thing or were they banned like Lawn Darts?

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    #28

    Apple Should Really Review Their Reviews

    Screenshot of funny online reviews for Pokémon GO, including one where the user accidentally drove a truck through a crowd.

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    CloPotato
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the general rating being censored

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    #29

    Not Sure What They Were Expecting From A Catholic Church

    Screenshot of an online review of a church, stating 'Nice church but too much Jesus a little'.

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    #31

    Can't Magically Boil Water

    Funny online reviews revealing a customer's misunderstanding about product limitations.

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    #32

    That Poor Christian Family, Forever Traumatized

    A funny online review for Global Wildlife Center, complaining about a tour guide's partner.

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    #33

    Smoothie

    Funny online reviews: A simple, humorous review stating I ordered a smoothie and they made it.

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    B Parke
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how all my reviews will be from now on. "I ordered this product and it arrived."

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    #34

    Bad Amazon Review Because Customer Cant Measure Properly??

    Funny online reviews: A ruler measuring a product, revealing it is not the advertised 1/2 inch.

    I was looking for a craft supply and all the reviews are great except a few, but this one caught my eye ma'am you're using your ruler wrong lmao.

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    LancePoekinhos
    Community Member
    46 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yah that little sliver either shouldnt be there or should be a different color to prompt u to rememeber not to count it.

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    #35

    Review Left For A Local Target

    Funny online review from Jose D describing a bizarre encounter with an employee making frog noises.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly this is not an uncommon situation. Except for the frog part. That part is just straight up weird.

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    #36

    Bad Review

    A funny online review about finding a bay leaf in baked beans, and the restaurant's humorous reply explaining it.

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    LancePoekinhos
    Community Member
    44 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don’t forget its good luck to get the bay leaf!

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    #37

    What Were The Salads Talking About?

    A funny online review from S, stating employees are lazy and salads are discussing.

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    NightOwlPanda
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, please lettuce know what the salads were discussing.

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    #38

    Amazon Review I Stumbled On

    Funny online review about a lunchbox perfectly fitting a half gallon of milk and Cholula hot sauce.

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    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    3 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know who you are Milk Boy! Bwaaahaaahaaa!!

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    #39

    Peanut Boy

    Comical online review about a business being closed early due to a 'child man' feeling sad.

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    CloPotato
    Community Member
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow Ben you're an a*****e

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    #42

    Customer Service

    Amusing online review detailing a terrible service experience where a service advisor allegedly kicked a two-year-old.

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    #43

    Perfect 5 Review Streak Ruined Because I Didn’t Reply Within 24hrs

    A funny online review from a user giving one star because they did not receive a call or email back.

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    #45

    It’s So Much Funnier If You Read It In The Tone His Character Speaks In

    Screenshot of a funny online review for the movie Collateral with a humorous scenario.

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    #46

    Hamburger Bun “Donut”

    An image showing a funny online review of a hamburger bun with frosting called a donut.

    A review from the deli/bakery I used to work at, which has since closed permanently.

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    #47

    Thank You For Your Review!

    A funny online review with gibberish text and a polite owner response.

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    #48

    I Check Reviews For Fun

    Screenshot of a funny online review of fake shoes with poor quality, showing a seller's response saying hehe.

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    #49

    I’m Entitled To Free Drinks

    Funny online reviews: A disgruntled customer shares an experience with a bartender who was rude about ordering wine.

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heartily agree with the review - if both say it's off, then it's the bar's problem and not the customer.

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    #50

    I Went To This Unhinged Car Wash

    Funny online reviews: Three sarcastic and funny responses from a car wash owner to negative customer reviews.

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    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be empowering to tell of customers like this. I wish I could do it. Maybe if I win the lottery.

    #51

    Ironic, Considering They Needed A Delivery Driver To Give It To Them In The First Place

    Image of custom lightsabers and a funny online review about using the item to run at delivery drivers.

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    mel
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    1 minute ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just imagine all the delivery driver's fear

    #52

    Took Down Not Only The Restaurant But The Entire Star Rating System

    Funny online reviews: A restaurant review giving 5 stars despite a negative experience at Tarihi Karadeniz Döner.

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    #53

    I Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One

    Screenshot of a funny online review giving one star because the restaurant didn't have Italian bread.

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    B Parke
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I knew what it was a review for. It would be appalling if it was an Italian restaurant but less so if it was a Best Buy or something.

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    #54

    Absolute Disgraceful, The Lid Will Not Open

    Funny online reviews showing a product with a lid that will not open, causing customer frustration.

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    #55

    I Hate When People Leave 1* Reviews For Something That Was Their Own Fault

    Funny online reviews highlighting a customer's disappointment with items delivered on high temperatures.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no how dare the seller not control the weather for your convenience.

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    #57

    One-Star Reviews

    Screenshot of two positive funny online reviews, one praising shoe design and the other ease of getting ready for work.

    I almost overlooked these shoes due to the rating but I liked them enough to read what the issues were. Not a single negative comment.

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    #58

    Energy Drinks

    Funny online reviews: A review summary with a 2.4-star rating and mixed, funny customer comments.

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    #59

    Nice Hat But To Big

    Funny online reviews: A man wearing an oversized hat, illustrating a funny review about the fit.

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him lots of praise - let his head swell, and problem solved.....

    #60

    People Who Leave Reviews Like This

    A funny online review for a chocolate chip cookie recipe where the user substituted many ingredients.

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    12 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pureed chicken meat!?!🤮

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    #61

    Bottles

    Funny online reviews: Hermila Velasquez gives a one-star review, stating, The staff were rude and the throw bottles at my son.

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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then Tracy from the garage next door came and kicked him across the room.

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    #62

    The Ducks Love The Water Feature

    Funny online reviews: A Google review with the user name A Duck says, This place is nice. Love the water feature. Raised my kids here.

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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the management replying as if it's a real review and not a joke XD

    #63

    The Haagen-Dasz Near My Old Middle School Is Run By A Family Of Idiots, And Here’s Proof

    A chocolate cake with 'Happy Graduation' written on it, accompanying an online review about a scamming store.

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    #65

    So Excited

    Funny online reviews: A top review for 'Leviticus 2026' describing a 'Haunted Rivalry'.

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    #66

    Just One Spoon

    A funny online review for a product mistakenly used as a spread on bread, describing it as a very nice cream.

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    NightOwlPanda
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, BP, I give up: Why are two of the stars in the review censored?

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    #67

    My Girlfriend Is A Dental Assistant, And Her Office Had This Review Left On Google

    A funny online review for a dentist, praising the staff's professionalism and suggesting bikini uniforms to improve the experience.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last two ⭐️⭐️ are cursed?

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    #68

    What’s The Point Of Writing A Review If You Haven’t Even Used The Product?

    Funny online reviews: A customer review with three images of a 3D printer filament product.

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    #69

    Went Online Looking For A Bar To Hit Post Christmas In My Hometown. Found This Five-Star Review. Lots To Unpack Here

    A funny online review for Watering Hole mentioning frogs in the bathroom and taking one home.

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    #70

    Spotted This In Another Group Thought I'd Share

    Funny online reviews: An Amazon customer complains about a Samsung TV being advertised as 50-inch but actually measuring 44-inch.

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    Len Hill
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screenshot are measured diagonally. I've known that since childhood. Who are these people?

    #71

    Don't Build A PC If You Do Not Understand What You Are Buying

    Funny online reviews featuring a customer's frustration with a CPU that had no video output.

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    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand all of this, and that reviewer is beyond idiotic. The Intels ending in F have no video on chip and the listings state this quite clearly.

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    #72

    Right So, I Wonder Why

    Funny online reviews: A humorous Starbucks review where a customer complains about the smell of coffee.

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    #73

    We All Know Someone Who Doesn't Like Yellow

    A funny online review giving one star to avoid the color yellow on screen.

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    #74

    Harvard University Reviews

    Funny online reviews: Two short, humorous five-star reviews for a school's food and overall experience.

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    #75

    Too Fat To Fit In The Plane

    Funny online reviews: A German review from David Brown sharing a humorous experience about not fitting on a plane.

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    #76

    Review Of A Haircutting Place

    Screenshot of an online review about a toddler's first haircut, criticizing the barber's skill.

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    FreeDragon
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A Haircutting Place". There must be an English word for that, I am sure.

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