“Decided To Fall Apart Before My Wedding”: 59 Times Things Broke In The Most Unexpected Ways
Everything has a beginning and an end. However, as much as people like to think we know when it’s time, we don’t. At least not entirely. And to prove that, we collected a list of pictures that show ordinary objects just giving up and giving out.
From a piano collapsing while being moved into storage to a shoe falling apart right before a wedding, these moments highlight that even familiar, everyday items can fail without us spotting the warning signs.
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The "F" Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame
I Dropped My Watch, And The Numbers Fell Off
A Large Branch Fell Onto My Wife's Vehicle And Peeled Down The Door's Outer Panel Without Damaging The Glass Window
Ivy Peeling Off A Building
My Aunt Spilled The Wine, And The Glass Broke Exactly In Half
The Parking Garage Just Collapsed
My Mother Woke Up And Found This In The Living Room
Even the monitor thinks you have had too much screen time.
My House Just Fell On My Car
My Truck Is In The Shop, So I've Been Biking To Work. This Morning, My Bike Broke. When I Went To Take It Back, My Door Handle Fell Off
Call your boss and let them know you’re staying home. The omens are not auspicious for work today
My Debit Card Fell Out Of My Pocket, And The Chip Fell Off It
Stick it inside a fake rubber fingertip and scan your groceries. You'll be the topic at everybody's dinner table that night.
I Was Moving My Piano To Storage Since I Don’t Have Space In My New Place. Honestly, A Bit Heartbroken. I Loved This Piano. But I Knew You Guys Would Appreciate It
Can Opener Fell Apart While I Was Opening A Can Of Corn
$300k Video Wall Came Down Today In Vegas
The Bottom Of My Cup Fell Off While Making A Hot Chocolate
A bottomless cup of hot chocolate *sounds* good but the devil is in the details.
The Top Of This Church Just Fell Off Overnight Without Any Bad Weather At All
Where’s The Rest Of You?
An Unfortunate Scenario
That’s Not Good. I Hope Nobody Was Injured
The Front Fell Off My Local Home Depot. Apparently, The Faux Brick Facade Was Only Held On By Drywall Anchors For The Last 25 Or So Years
The Shoe Decided To Fall Apart Before My Wedding
While Changing My Car Oil And Pouring The New Oil In, I Broke Off The Tip Of The Plastic Funnel, Which Fell Into The Engine
and now requires a mechanic to disassemble the engine so they can fish it out, to the tune of $1,000.
Brand New Eyeshadow Palette Fell, And The Only Shade That Broke Was Called “Unlucky”
This Fell Off Our Apartment Block's Roof. Wife For Scale
The Server Is Down
Who the holy fark attaches a network rack to the wall??? Bets it was only using drywall anchors instead of being attached to the studs.
When Your Fridge Gives Up The Ghost
Last Year, We Got A Paddington Bear Statue. Last Night, This Happened To Him
On My Way To Class
Mom Tried To Mow The Lawn Yesterday
I called her for Mother's Day today due to the distance I can't visit, and she told me her lawnmower broke in half while trying to use it. I didn't understand her and asked for a photo. This is what she sent me.
So This Just Happened
How to tell when your heart rate and blood pressure are too d@mn high.
My Sink Fell Off
My Oven Hood Fell Off The Wall Randomly Today
I was sitting in my room and heard an extremely loud burst of banging. I ran out to find this. My heat also randomly stopped working today, and then the window of my car wouldn't roll down during a drive-thru.
Also, I rent, so I'm guessing this was put up with the landlord specifically.
Oven hoods are screwed in from the underside, to the cupboard above it.
The Bottom Of The Slow Cooker Pot Fell Off, Spilling 6 Liters Of Hot Pineapple Juice Everywhere. The Kitchen Will Be Sticky Until The End Of Time
I am curious as to what they were making with so much pineapple juice.
The Oven Bulb Melted And Fell On My Pizza
Do Bridges Have Weight Limits?
This is a bunch of years old now, but it happened near me. Apparently, the company doing this house move applied for a permit from the county for this move, but the county rejected the original permit because of the weight limit on this bridge. The county instead ended up issued a permit to take a different (and much longer) route instead. But I guess the driver wanted to save a few minutes.
The house was eventually extricated from this situation and sits in its new home a couple of miles east of this bridge to this day. I wonder if the new residents even know the history? (and if they checked the beams underneath for damage!)
The road in that location was closed for at least a year while the bridge was rebuilt.
Troll Dolls' Hair Fell Off
The Front Fell Off
It's A Balcony. If It Falls, It's A Sidewalk
Part Of My Roof Fell Down A Day Before Leaving On Vacation
The Headboard Fell On Top Of My Head In The Middle Of The Night While I Was Sleeping
Now I have a major headache. I'm just glad my baby wasn’t sleeping on my chest tonight.
How Does Someone Lose That?
The Cabinet Fell Off The Wall While I Was Out. Handmade Dishes I've Collected From Little Shops And Farmers' Markets Over The Years, Now Shattered
I guess it's fine, I don't have dishes anymore, since the cabinet knocked open the fridge door, ruining all my food.
In her old apartment, my daughter-in-law displayed crystal that had been given to her by deceased relatives. She put it on a high, out of the way shelf so it would be safe. Came home one day to find crystal shards all over the floor. Come to find out that the shelf had been installed with the brackets upside down. Collapse was inevitable. She was heartbroken.
I Was Opening The Door, And At First The Handle Broke, Then This Happened. I Just Wanted Pizza
Part Of A United Airlines Engine Fell Off A Plane
The Way This USB Charger Broke Off In The Wall
The Front Fell Off
The Apparent Dangers Of Roof Racks
The Front Part Fell Off My Hotel Door Key Reader - I Didn't Know There Were AA Batteries Involved
Duh! It uses active circuitry, and builders aren't running power lines *into* doors on a routine basis. Since we don't have practical beaming of power yet, batteries are the cheapest 'line of least resistance' (no pun intended) to make electronic locks work. I used to use fireproof media safes at work to store backup tapes. The keypads for the combinations also used batteries.
One "R" Fell Perfectly Off Of An Oreo
So, you had your 'R's handed to you? (I'll see myself out...)
Whoopsies
My mom (in the industry) recommended her neighbors a trusted contractor, but they declined and chose a cheaper option… Apparently, the awning has been like this for months.
The Dartboard Fell Apart And Was Actually Just A Painted Roll Of Cardboard Sheets
The Bottom Of My Cup Just... Fell Off. I Am Wearing A Whole Glass Of Milk
I Was Washing My Plate, And The Whole Bottom Broke Off
Can Someone Spot The Problem?
The Key Broke Off Inside The Lock Of A Very Important Work Door. Wonder How Much Trouble I Am In
At my parents’ condo development, they had to change all the locks to the gates because so many past tenants had made a dozen copies and handed them out to friends like candy. The new locks physically won’t accept the old keys - yet people keep forcing them in and breaking them off, necessitating repeated replacements. More than one person was caught on camera hammering their old key into the lock with a rock, seemingly believing that if they could physically get the key inside the lock it would somehow work.
I Dropped A Box Of Crayons, And Most Of The Tips Fell Off
I Have Spine Surgery Tomorrow, So I Went Antiquing To Get My Mind Off It. Fell In Love With This 100-Year-Old Horse, Only For It To Snap The Second I Got Home
The Handle Just Broke Off My Brand-New Cast-Iron Skillet. I Haven’t Even Cooked Anything With It Yet
My Dad’s Retirement Plaque Is Just Another Person's With A Sheet Of Metal Over It
The plaque recently fell off the wall and broke, and when I was fixing it, I noticed that the two names were totally different.
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. Members of my sports club bring in their old trophies, minus the plaque, and we clean 'em up for the next round of competition. And again, and again....
Never Worn, Several Years Old Shoes Disintegrated When Put On
OK, one by one is explicable, but in concordance you start to wonder.
OK, one by one is explicable, but in concordance you start to wonder.
