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As much as we might rave about the importance of taste, the fact of the matter is that we’re also very visual creatures—the better a meal or a food product looks, the more likely we are to try it. On the flip side, if something looks unappetizing like it was cooked in an iron pot in the ninth circle of hell by a gastronomic demon, we’re likely to say, “Are you friggin’ kiddin’ me? Do I look like a troll with no standards?”

Oh, and believe me, there’s plenty of horrendous-looking food out there. You’ll find it in restaurants, hospitals, and even supermarkets. You know, places that really ought to know better! And the best part is that there’s a whole Instagram account that’s dedicated exclusively to the bad, the ugly, and the most disgusting food items.

We’ve collected some of the best of the worst food photos for you to enjoy from the IG blog, so go on and upvote the ones that you’d never ever want to see on your table or in your fridge.

I had a friendly chat with the food blog's founder and they said that the inspiration for their Instagram account was a mix of different internet pages. "Before I created this account, I was following many food pages on Instagram as well as subreddits on Reddit. Occasionally, there were posts that really looked disgusting and I thought to myself, 'Why not make a whole page about disgusting-looking food,'" they shared with Bored Panda.

#1

Rolled Ice Cream With Chocolate Fudge Topping

Rolled Ice Cream With Chocolate Fudge Topping

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crazy_cat_notAlady
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yep. reminds me of the art my cats make in the litter box. unless I can see the source of this "fudge" i am not touching this!

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Karen Grace
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The rolled ice cream idea is good but the idea for the topping kind of got lost in the translation...

Jace
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is rolled ice cream a good idea? The very nature of ice cream is to be a solidified liquid. That means a lot of work has to be done to make it not be like that, and usually many non-food ingredients need to be added.

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Daniel Gilroy
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone wasn’t polite to their server.

Nor
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone got poopy fudge

Queen Metapha
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...like someone sh*t on your flowers.

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    #2

    Imagine Being Killed, Ground Up And Then Being Shaped Into Your Original Body. Beautiful

    Imagine Being Killed, Ground Up And Then Being Shaped Into Your Original Body. Beautiful

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for reinforcing my vegetarianism.

    Marsha Sturgill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't play with your food, said every Mother.

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, maybe there's something wrong with me. But I kind of like this. It looks like a meat tray for dishing up ground pork at a supermarket done in a (attempted) cute manner. NOT a dish to be served.

    Verena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it too! You don't have to look at the label to know that it's pork mince. Naturally, after a few scoops, the shape will be ruined.

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    cassiushumanmother
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In France it's very common to shape patés in their original forms. This one is cochon en gelée (pig in jelly), it's a kind of terrine (paté). If you are sensitive to this, don't google "cochon de lait" (milky pig), it's a whole roasted baby pig on a plate. At least we don't lie with the product, meat is a dead animal, you get your dead animal. cochon-gel...8b0025.jpg cochon-gelee-60df0278b0025.jpg

    Patricia Tornborg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are so right...we “sensitivas”:must grapple with the facts..meat is a dead animal!

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    Aaron W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kevin the Deli guy is a funny dude.

    Amy Kohlert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think an apple in the mouth would really complete this ensemble.

    Amy Watson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse when someone comes along wanting to buy a pound! Do you decapitate it, or start slowly scooping the rear away, leaving half a raw pig stretched across the tray reaching for future customers?

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    #3

    Coffee From The Coffee Machine At My Uni

    Coffee From The Coffee Machine At My Uni

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    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    coffee with protein flakes

    Malik Abubakar
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    4 years ago

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    I make more then $12,000 a month online. It’s enough to comfortably replace my old jobs income, especially considering I only work about 11 to 12 hours a week from home. I was amazed how easy it was after I tried it…GOOD LUCK.. ===))> 𝐖­𝐰­𝐰.𝐅­𝐮­𝐥­𝐰­𝐨­𝐫­𝐤.𝐂­𝐨­𝐦

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new flavor is all abuzz.

    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee with extra protein.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the body builder that needs their daily protein and also an adrenaline rush.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me when my mom had a black speck in her coffee and asked me if it was a coffee ground or and ant and I said "if it's just floating it's a coffee ground and if it's doing the backstroke it's an ant"

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my first day in high school. The salad they served had (looots of) dead fruit flies in it. We complained. The next day they served the same salad but with a note that said: "We've checked with a doctor and the fruit flies are safe to eat."

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    The founder told Bored Panda that the community that's grown around their IG page keeps them passionate about continuing the project. "Many followers are sending me submissions about bad food, so that’s what makes me keep going," they said.

    What's more, I was curious to get their take on the importance of how food looks and where the line between good and bad dishes lies. "It’s a mix of how it looks, tastes, and costs," the founder explained that we tend to focus on several things. But if you're taking photos of meals for social media, then it's the first of the three that you need to give extra attention to for obvious reasons.

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    "For Instagram, how it looks is the most important one obviously. A dish could be the most delicious dish you’ve ever eaten, but if it looks bad it ruins everything, in my opinion. I think most people think this way too."

    #4

    $15 "Grilled" Veggie Sub

    $15 "Grilled" Veggie Sub

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    Giaan Beeltje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's literally frozen veggies heated up and stuck on a sub.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I envisage somebody rubbing a bag of frozen veggies against the grill for a few seconds just to keep on the right side of the law

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    CLG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having the nerve to charge $15 for that.

    Stephen Lyford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was served up at the 2021 Philadelphia Flower Show. It was widely mocked in the entire region.

    Chancey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole show was a disaster this year!

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    David Wong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grilled at water boiling temp.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they asked the veggies a whole lotta questions - ?

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best possible answer! Those veggies look so nuked in the microwave, lol.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegetarianism - you're doing it wrong.

    Confused koala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks so disgusting frozen vegetables thawed and a hot dog bun

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    #5

    Ordered Cheese Fries

    Ordered Cheese Fries

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    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, I thought this is a yellow bat..

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we should stop eating bats...

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    crazy_cat_notAlady
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are technically not wrong. there's fries and there's cheese. who am i kidding?! i'd still eat that.

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those rubbery cheese squares are an abomination

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing should not be called cheese anyway

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The famous Kraftwerk and their album, "Tour de Fries"

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Kraft Singles. It's not even classified as cheese.

    Giaan Beeltje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cheese isn't even real cheese, its plastic.

    Eslamala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How people eat that slice of plastic americans call cheese is something I'll never understand. Fckn disgusting.

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    #6

    This Pizza At My University

    This Pizza At My University

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    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a pizza. It’s a sociology test. If you eat it, they take you to the sanitarium

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italians are crying in a corner right now

    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a crime to everything ever existed..

    Janina Prado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in agreeance with your statement. I'm waiting for Lennie Briscoe to come in, and arrest someone.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I want to know what it is on top?

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't pizza, this is cheese and some random shreds slapped on a pita!

    Marsha Sturgill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sincerely hope they paid you to eat this, not the other way around.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be an arrestable offense.

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    The Instagram page that celebrates the ugly beauty of bad food has over 15.7k followers and we see that number increasing in the future. After all, in a perfectly curated Instagram feed that’s full of beauty and aesthetics, ugliness stands out even better.

    One of the draws of the account is that it’s very candid and open with its content. It doesn’t try to sugarcoat anything. You can even see that in the account’s name—the humor is so blunt, we can’t even write the full name because the social media censors would bleep everything. Alas!

    Keep in mind that first impressions mean everything in the world of food. The look, the smell, the first bite—it all comes together to either make or (in this case) break the meal. And though trends might change (just have a look at some of these vintage foods), there’s a general gut feeling that we have about whether or not something is a timeless classic or complete slop.

    #7

    I Ordered A Banana And Water And They Put The Banana In The Water!

    I Ordered A Banana And Water And They Put The Banana In The Water!

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    Ick Villiams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bs, since when do you order a banana at Starbucks?

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some "barista", somewhere will be posting order receipt for this. We will see it on next "Barista's gets weird orders" list on bored panda.

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who orders those items at a café anyway...?

    bryguy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe because you went to a place that handcrafts drinks, not a grocery store. Go get your water and banana at home ffs

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions were unclear.

    Jay Michaels
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you go to Starbucks and order a banana and a water?

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you got EXACTLY what you ordered :)

    I wish I could live in the ocean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they probably thought she was the crazy over for ordering this and made fun of her for the rest of the week lol

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not surprised after seeing what people order.

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or what workers understand... they should learn to listen, too.

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    #8

    "Exotic Salad"

    "Exotic Salad"

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not "meat" either (sticker top-left).

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, is it the new trend, no more meat-looking vegan options but vegan-looking meat options? Carrots made from surimi, genius!

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    Pazuzu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make sure u don,t spill any of it.you could be jailed for disturbing the peas

    T J R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof...that was so bad it was actually funny :D

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother makes carrots and peas in the same pot. Funnier when it's spoken.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She sits among the cabbages and peas" - oft-quoted but apocryphal music hall song

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    Nor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it exotic because it was mixed together? Checkers Cape-Town, how dare you!

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the meat tag on the left

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up with the "meat" label upper left?

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    #9

    (Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!

    (Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!

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    RB K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poison....poison.... tasty fish!

    Seule Forever
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, the french word for fish is "poisson", one letter away from poison

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    Orionpax75
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The intestines, ovaries and liver of fugu (or blowfish) contain a poison called tetrodotoxin, which is 1,200 times deadlier than cyanide. The toxin is so potent that a lethal dose is smaller than the head of a pin, and a single fish has enough poison to kill 30 people.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fugu ain't cheap. Definitely not as cheap as anchovies. Quality Control fired for MANY reasons.

    Patti Vance
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg! since i live in a rural area i travel almost 100 miles to one of the only asian stores that has just about everything you could ever want for that cuisine. it is not unusual to get these to munch on or add to recipes. i usually just dive in or throw them in whatever i am making. i would not have seen that. will pay more attention in the future.

    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg. is it dangerous though?

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dried pufferfish is still poisonous, very dangerous.

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    Chkknuggts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If im not wrong, not all pufferfishes are poisonous actually!! BUT that being said not everyone can identify the ones that are or arent. Really an oversight on the production line.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vast majority are, but a handful are not - though some classified as not still have mildly poisonous viscera. Without definitively knowing that it is not, treat it as if it is, as it is more likely than not to be.

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    Beatrice Multhaupt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor little guy. Totally defenceles except for his liver and gallbladder.

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    During an earlier interview with Professor Nathalie Cooke from McGill University, I learned that even if meals might look very peculiar decade to decade (and completely weird from where we’re currently standing in 2021), we should still be familiar with most of the flavor profiles.

    “The taste combinations—savory and sweet (tuna waffles, ham and bananas) or sweet and sour (mayo with lime) are surely very familiar,” Professor Cooke told Bored Panda.

    According to Professor Cooke, some meal trends were driven by “corporate marketing departments” and this led to some truly weird combinations like main course dishes having marshmallows in them.

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    #10

    Chocolate Gnocchi From Trader Joe’s. Thought The Whipped Cream Would Help But Now It Just Looks Like A Poop Sundae

    Chocolate Gnocchi From Trader Joe’s. Thought The Whipped Cream Would Help But Now It Just Looks Like A Poop Sundae

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    Missy Moo Moo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, if you went to the dog park, picked up a couple of turds and put cream on them... IT WOULD LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THIS!!!

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should take this to the dog park and pretend to pick it up and eat it and watch the horror on everyone else's faces

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    Ick Villiams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate gnocchi? If you ordered this, you deserve it.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when your enemies are onto the "chocolate pie a la 'The Help'".

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The marketing pitch: We'll call it 'The bum nugget special'!

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on...who looked at this and thought...yep that's a great presentation.

    mph seti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate gnocchi is a crime itself...

    Emir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate gnocchi wtf

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just telling a friend that her abusive partner, despite her attempts to convince me of his goodness, is a turd (I used less-subtle language). And it don't matter how much whipped cream you might layer on top of it, he is STILL a turd. And would you eat a turd? And now I can REALLY picture it. And as will she when I forward the pic.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that's "gnocchi" about this is the shape. Fancy name sells I guess?

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    #11

    Aight Imma Head Out

    Aight Imma Head Out

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLEASE tell me the picture was taken in 2019...

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good news, it was! The bun was in date when taken.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see what the snarky Wendy's twitter account person has to say about that one.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me you took this back...

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bun also has a squished face

    Dash Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take used by date very seriously.

    Sarah Grape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woudn't you like to know, seeing as its fast food?

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just went to Wendy’s…..

    K R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really need to quit the drive throughs; job market in that industry be damned

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    #12

    I Love When Fast Food Chicken Has A Nice, Seared Crust And A Juicy, Rare Center

    I Love When Fast Food Chicken Has A Nice, Seared Crust And A Juicy, Rare Center

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got free salmonella with your meal, congrats.

    Haunting Spirit
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    4 years ago

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    Salmonella is on the outside of chicken not on the inside.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, there's a place where they put real chicken in the chicken nuggets???

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but it has to be raw so noone stays alive to share this secret

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE CHICKEN IS F****N' RAW!

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just put me off chicken for a while. Can't unsee it.

    Kevin3475
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no no no please no!!!!!!!!!!

    Helderder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got in a fight with a mentor. She cooked chicken. The chicken was raw. I was a 16 year old pain in the ass but I really was not gonna eat raw chicken. She put the legs in the oven for only 20 min..

    Nathan Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the oven temp, legs only need 20 minutes.

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    As for the future, the professor had some ideas about what it might hold for the world of gastronomy: “Perhaps that we try to ‘eat’ food without any taste at all—in the form of vitamin pills? Or drink it—in the form of smoothies? That we replicate the animal kingdom and encourage children to consume it—as gummy bears, cracker fishes, dinosaur eggs in oatmeal? That we continue to be mystified by the miracle of bread and milk?”

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    One thing’s for sure, though—as long as we have amazing-looking meals, we’ll have unappetizing ones, too, lurking in the shadows.

    #13

    Chinese Place Surprised Me With This Nice Dessert

    Chinese Place Surprised Me With This Nice Dessert

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    BookCrazyTeen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    911 there’s been a murder

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would look for a finger in the box, by the looks of it..

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    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local Chinese buffet has this on the dessert table, the red sauce is strawberry and it's actually quite nice.

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is called the "John and Lorena Bobbit"

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god I've learned not to drink things while I'm on Bored Panda

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d eat the fuçk out of that. It looks good to me. Strawberry sauce on banana.

    bryguy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist; it's sweet and sour...

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone plantained the murder weapon in my meal

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that's strawberry topping and not tomato sauce...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tragic murder of a poor banana

    kathyberthahazel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 13 year old actually likes this. It's bananas and strawberry sauce he's had at the local Chinese buffet.

    Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I thought that was ketchup.. thank god it isn't.

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    #14

    Okay

    Okay

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    Giaan Beeltje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay seriously what the hell is that, coochie rolls?

    Tee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on the floor laughing 🤣 coochie rolls😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

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    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this the type of thing BP usually blurs to protect my virgin eyes?

    Nor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposed to be Banana puri, but instead looks like a whole lota labium

    Joshua Seaman
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    4 years ago

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    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I know what they look like .....But WHY

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm.....well this is awkward.

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    #15

    Subway Pizza In Brazil

    Subway Pizza In Brazil

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like someone threw up on a pizza base

    Sean Harrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell wold you buy pizza from Subway?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks raw.... and disgusting

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's bad when you can't even tell whether it's food or spackle.

    Rench
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think it's funny, but it's snot....

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    #16

    This Baked Potato I Got At Work

    This Baked Potato I Got At Work

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s wearing a cheddar fez.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the shredded cheese was in a cup and the person making the food tried to shake a little on and it all fell out and they said eff it here you go

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good news and bad news: First, you hit the cheese jackpot. Second it's stone cold on top of your lovely baked tater.

    crazy_cat_notAlady
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well...it has more integrity and structure than most of our politicians.

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's *almost* enough cheese for me.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm happy with the quantity of cheese...just not the presentation. Lol

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't complain you didn't get enough cheese!

    Cassie Ward-Renshaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didnt know you could make a sandcastle out of cheese 🤣

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    #17

    I Want To Thank Taco Bell For Saving The Best Part Of The Tomatoes For My Taco Specifically

    I Want To Thank Taco Bell For Saving The Best Part Of The Tomatoes For My Taco Specifically

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    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son worked for TB for several years, part as an assistant manager. Whoever did prep that day would have been asked to go home and not return.

    Chodz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you regularly spoke to a manager.

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    Beth Dezarn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Taco Bell orders tomato buttholes in bulk to put on their tacos..

    S Mckay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha these will now forever be tomato buttholes to me! Thats awesome!

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sour cream turd isn't very attractive either.

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what they do with the humongous blackheads Dr Pimple Popper pops.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why have people still not learned? Don’t go to Taco Bell.

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    #18

    Found This At My Local Pharmacy

    Found This At My Local Pharmacy

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pharmacy is trying to get new customers with stomach problems :)

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually very clever marketing😅😅

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    SwissCheesy Chess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, moldy skittles is a delicacy from where I come from.

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind me to never visit! 🤢

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say that in all my 50+ years, I have NEVER EVER seen a MOLDY Skittles!!

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Skittles are never around long enough to get moldy

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    Laura Current
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought they were olives! ha, ha!

    DaintyWingz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought these were olives🤭

    Nga Wang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear them saying, "please, kill me."

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You definitely need some kind of medication justthinkingabout eating them, so clever marketing?

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    #19

    A Chicken Sandwich

    A Chicken Sandwich

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I ordered the salmon sandwich, not the salmonella sandwich.”

    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad that was cut before a bite was taken. Yikes!

    Seule Forever
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This trigger me. Everytime I cook chicken, I'm scared to not cook it enough and getting me or other people sick (resulting in me burning the chicken). Meanwhile, they serves THAT with no problem!!

    Angharad Eatough
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good job you cut it in half before taking a bite

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was someone’s first day on the job....ever

    AzureFalcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salmonella Hamburgers For 0.99 Cents!

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    #20

    Kiwi Pizza From A Danish Pizzeria, An Unholy Abomination

    Kiwi Pizza From A Danish Pizzeria, An Unholy Abomination

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'm fine with pineapple pizza but THIS?!

    Marika Miettinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swedish people put banana slices on pizza, think about that too!

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    Aroace tiger (any pronouns)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd try it. It doesn't look good but I like kiwi and pizza

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kiwi good, pizza GOOD(only for "friends" addicts)

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    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one looks nicely done. It doesn't really fit the list, it's just the boring fruit on pizza war. Let people enjoy things 🤷‍♀️ it's the 20's, we're gonna see weirder pizzas than this in the near future

    YupItsMe1234
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had ham and banana pizza in Portugal and it was actually delicious, so I'm open to try more fruits on my pizza

    Stein-Inge Kummeneje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use banana on my home made pizza all the time. My friends think I'm a freak. I combine it with pepperoni and jalapenos.

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    Joshua Seaman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was WTF... but I love pineapple on pizza, so who's to say I wouldn't like another tangy fruit? This could actually be amazing...

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be the ONLY Panda wondering what this tastes like.... I must admit that I would be willing to try a bite or two.

    Sam Yobado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am willing to try anything once.

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't wait for people to discover Swedish Banana-Curry pizza

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    #21

    Why

    Why

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gladys, you're bringing the antipasto tray for tonight's black Sabbath, OK?

    The lion tamer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make everyone at the table vegetarian...

    Nor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady Gaga, is that you and Maleficent playing together?

    Juan Hernandez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I like these. I think I will purchase something similar

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this for Family Thanksgiving centerpiece SO MUCH!

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone's gonna goat for that.

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    #22

    Chocolate Orange + Lettuce Baguette (No Butter)

    Chocolate Orange + Lettuce Baguette (No Butter)

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    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just so weird. Why did someone come to that idea?

    Sofie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, it was at midnight when I didn't have any impulse control 🤭

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    Natalie Bohrteller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause butter would have made it weird!

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ok with chocolate and lettuce, but butter is where I draw the line.

    Nicely
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I would have given for a pregnancy cafe near me...

    Cheryl Forbes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My deli makes Nutella and brie subs and they're great.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the celery? You forgot the celery!

    Sam Yobado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird yes, but it's technically vegetarian, so I'm game.

    Ballet Nerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy that for the chocolate

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work in the factory where chocolate oranges were made, and it would never occur to me to use them as sandwich filler

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    #23

    Can Of Beef Stock - Can't Wait To Mistake This For Beer

    Can Of Beef Stock - Can't Wait To Mistake This For Beer

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    Ploploplop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually makes perfect sense. The tetrapacs they use now are not recyclable where this aluminum can is 100% recyclable.

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    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally saw these in the supermarket yesterday!!! Great if you have a room mate who likes to take your stuff.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next logical step: beer cubes. Just add water!

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... the look on his face when he tries it expecting beer....

    V Martinez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be a good prank or April Fool's joke lol

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    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an excellent packing choice. MOST stock comes in tetrabricks, which preserve the contents, but are made of layers of plastic, metal foil, and cardboard that can NEVER be recycled. Aluminum cans are cheaper to manufacture, lighter weight, preserve just as well, and are 100% recyclable.

    elStiJneriNO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this asks for a beer drinking game.

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. Could be fish stock.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was alcoholic, I'd drink it!

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A London restaurant chain called Blacklock's does a Bloody Mary made with beef stock (Beefy Mary). So awesome!

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    Eric Mac Fadden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the matter? With bacon would be nice!

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    #24

    This Was $20

    This Was $20

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they pay $20 or did they get $20 to eat this?

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's what I got for 20$... I'm sorry, but I would probably ask to talk to the manager, even the lettuce is tired of that s**t!

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    Stephen Lyford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When do you get out of prison? Didn't realize you had to pay for your meals in there.

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they made an effort with a dusting of green grit.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And two lonely carrots and one broccoli stalk... WTF?

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    ThymeGarden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace the steak knife with a butter knife and it's 4:30 dinner at the old folks home.

    K R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there would be more pureed

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some Fyre Festival food right there.

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is supposed to be a schnitzel, but they aren't supposed to have charred edges. Is that really ketchup on the cold cheese? Does the "cook" even know how to?

    tailor_papi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That knife is really meant for customers. My God.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that's not supposed to be a schnitty parmy. If so then the cook should be ashamed.

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    #25

    Why? Just Why?

    Why? Just Why?

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's your job? I violate pickles with hot dogs

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet then they smother it in batter and fry it.

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as disgusting as it looks, they probably taste good. With mustard, I think.

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my pickles wrapped in ham,so I can imagine this tastes ok.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'M POCKLE RIIIII....Aaarrrgghhhh NON! PLEASE! NO! OH GOD NOOOOOOO!"

    Marsha Sturgill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this culinary delight look so vulgar???

    Tinykame
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And What's even more shocking....there is actually a tool for that

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    #26

    Y'all Like Plain Sushi?

    Y'all Like Plain Sushi?

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    elStiJneriNO
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always eat at least one of my nigiri's, fish and rice separate. At my local sushi place their rice is delicious. I never get that vinegar taste quite right myself.

    SheHulk
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Seldom eat sushi since very few can get the actual sushi right.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that "sushi" actually meant "wonderful slightly sticky rice made with vinegar", so if I'm right... this is technically sushi.

    Marianne Saiso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would order the hell out of this for my kids. Extra for their lunch boxes the next day

    Smelli Mel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds more edible than plain rice wads.

    GumShoe359
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sushi rice is delicious though

    シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *takes pic of my dog sushi* plain sushi! *takes pic of her with clothes on* fancy sushi!

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sushi does actually refer to the rice more than it does to anything else, so . . .

    Linda Sturges
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sushi for beginners, or for those who don't have the time to prepare the rice - which does take the most time, correct? Just buy a slab of tuna on the way home from work, and slice and serve! Your guests will be so impressed, and no one needs to know your little secret....

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    #27

    Banana Water

    Banana Water

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they ran out of cucumbers

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    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got fired from that starbucks in the post higher up and came here

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    banana peel water is good to water plants with, maybe someone only retained half of that information

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They saw the post above and decided to get ahead of the game

    Jimi Laoshi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually seen it in many 3 star hotel breakfasts

    tailor_papi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the umpteenth time that is what you asked for!!!!!

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put some citrus fruit in there... why is everyone obsessed with weirdly using bananas I don't understand

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    #28

    I Actually Paid For This “Avocado Toast” At A Cafe By My Apartment

    I Actually Paid For This “Avocado Toast” At A Cafe By My Apartment

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    s. vitkovitsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't if they turned that avocado frown upside down.

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    jenjie.newt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look any worse than any other avocado toast

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That avocado has been through bad times.

    Marsha Sturgill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fool and his money are soon parted. (Found in a fortune cookie)

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    #29

    Apparently These Are Pistachio Pancakes

    Apparently These Are Pistachio Pancakes

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are not pancakes, you're full of crepe.

    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they're definitely looking pretty creppy to me too! Eww!

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    Charlotte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like crêpes à la Nickelodeon.

    Attila Ángyán
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Topped with radioactive wastewater...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it's dish soap😅😅😅

    The UwU witch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like shrek nutted on them

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    #30

    Chicken Sandwich A Friend Of Mine Ordered

    Chicken Sandwich A Friend Of Mine Ordered

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    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just imagine it made a "Splorch" sound when it was slapped on the bun

    Luke Stein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It kinda looks like hairy bread.

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly I think this ain't gonna taste that bad if the sauce is good and is free of salmonella

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a miracle! The chicken was resurrected and the salad together with all the condiments got ruptured. Praise be! Kneel!

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I dunno, looks like they pulled some off

    V Martinez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they have their blizzard

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No pickles. No onions. No chives. No seasoning. That’s pretty basic.

    Ella Blackwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thread is really making me feel physically ill.

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    #31

    2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Their Page.⁠how Does This Look?⁠

    2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Their Page.⁠how Does This Look?⁠

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mummified d*ck and kitchen sponge with scourer?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😅😅😅😅mummified🤣🤣🤣I'm dying!!

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    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A word comes to mind. I don't know why, but it is foreskin.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You put is so perfectly!! I kept smiling and laughing and laughing some more and I am still smiling at this comment!!!

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    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likeky. According to their looks, neither of them were cooked by someone who knows how to boil water

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    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have tears in my eyes i am laughing so hard! I am very glad I recently peed!!!!

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A turd and a sponge that's already been used to clean up a turd?

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I smiled and laughed at this like the foreskin comment!! Good one!!

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dish prepared by Lorena Bobbitt

    Daniel Gilroy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a bit obscure, but did anyone see that episode of Red Dwarf where the kabob came to life and tried to kill Lister?

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the chef begrudgingly added vegetarian dishes.

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    #32

    Ordered Ceased Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants

    Ordered Ceased Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Some assembly required" :D

    Ragnhild Nilsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You (OP) ordered a salad to go. They didn't know if you were going to eat it in five minutes or five hours. If you add dressing to salad leaves they will wilt in minutes, and the crutons wil bee soggy and awful. It's much better to add the dressing when you are actually going to eat.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could at least cut the lettuce...

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't want you to order there again.

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did it at least come with a knife? (for obvious reasons...)

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no reason to kill yourself over a bad salad! That's too dramatic

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That restaurant should be ashamed.

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    #33

    She Got Her Favorite At Popeyes. Deep Fried Wrapper!

    She Got Her Favorite At Popeyes. Deep Fried Wrapper!

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, Popeyes has a vegetarian item!

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am gagging.... The ignorance and lack of care that led to this happening would cause me to question the quality standards and scare me from ever eating there again.

    Pen Irwin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH all The chicken Popeyes serves is this dry.

    Jani Tyynelä
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another chicken who flew the coop. I think they are beginning to suspect something.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a whole fried frog

    Jay Fang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's nothing. in the philippines, there is a fried towel

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    #34

    Potato Salad

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    Mary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I be like...how did it get in?! in the first place

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No need to refrigerate...ice pack included..." The more I look at this the stranger it gets

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And to drink, I'll have a glass of potato salad."

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gees. I thought that was a bottle of (very off) milk at first!

    Nga Wang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says no need to refrigerate. Ice pack included. Wait.. what??

    Nor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they bottle it though

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a lot of pressure I would assume

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    Chancey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a real product. It's a joke.

    Angharad Eatough
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's looks as if they've stuck blue cheese in there!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance, I thought, "My god, how long has that milk been on the shelf?!"

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    #35

    Another One From The Hospital

    Another One From The Hospital

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    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm.. Are those unpeeled hard boiled eggs???

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're just a couple of oversized beans.

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    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this has to be a british hospital

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, when you are given half an uncooked tomato for breakfast in UK hospital, anything is possible.

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    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know where that hospital is but I think I would drive further. With chronic illness I've been in my share of different hospitals but never got served anything that bad.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have. I got something that literally looked like someone threw up on a plate.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the point of going to the hospital that you're there to get BETTER??

    Turtle42
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prison. You mean prison right?

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK, they are fed better than 50% of the British population can afford.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have one of those procedures where you have to fart before you are discharged this ought to do it.

    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    homeless shelters would give better food than this

    Amanda Sherland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll need masks to enter the room after this meal, but it won't be for covid

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    #36

    I’m Sorry

    I’m Sorry

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    minmon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the pineapple pizza people should be disgusted about-

    Martin Řezáč
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like serious dermatological issue

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking. Looks like this is what they orderd for shits and giggles.

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    Annie BAMMANN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY PIZZA! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEH PIZZA! (btw if you didn't know this was sarcasam and was not meant to offend anyone in any way)

    hi it's Norma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pineapple and blue cheese on a pizza is crazy delicious!

    Jani Tyynelä
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For pizza with pineapple, you should expect at least mozzarella and pepperoni.

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    #37

    Sushi Roll Wrapped In American Cheese

    Sushi Roll Wrapped In American Cheese

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    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the cheese and mayo in sushi anyway? Gross.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? I hate mayo in the sushi

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When fusion food needs to just stop.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop calling that thing cheese

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a.k.a. "The reason Pearl Harbor was attacked AGAIN".

    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American slaughtered Japanese cuisine.

    SwissCheesy Chess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what you call "Amercanized". Sushi -> Cheese Sushi

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    #38

    They Forgot To Take The Plastic Off The Cheese Slice

    They Forgot To Take The Plastic Off The Cheese Slice

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    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's not really their fault, this cheese looks like plastic anyway so it's easy to make the mistake.

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    Laura Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably the plastic tastes nicer than that cheese

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once received a meal at Chichi’s where there was literally a rubber mat inside my five layer meal.

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t blame them! Who can tell the difference between the wrapper and the plastic-y excuse for cheese?

    Pasion Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i agree.. no one is that stupid... you can FEEL the damn plastic on it in your hand as you are making the food!

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    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that on a burger once, in a really nice place. Left the plastic on the meat, cooked it so it went hard and bubbly. Then asked if they should make a new one or just take it off

    Amy Kohlert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's sliced are individually wrapped, it's not cheese.

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    #39

    Why

    Why

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    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually looks relatively good...

    I wish I could live in the ocean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm go further and say, I'd totally eat this one! Needs more mayo though.

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    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone didn't get a proper explanation of a "lettuce wrapped burger". I get mine like that because I have Celiac disease and can't have the bun. It's supposed to be wrapped, literally, in 2 - 4 large leaves, not put in the middle of a small head of lettuce.

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my mom has to do that too. But I mean, I'd eat this one as is honestly! I love iceberg lettuce!

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    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess because it is now a carb-less burger

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, heck, just chop it up and call it salad.

    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make it a lettuce wrap and I would be willing to take a little bite

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are for the Keto/low carb crowd. So at least one of these horrors has an explanation.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually neater that most lettuce-wrapped burgers/sandwiches I've gotten (except for the dripping sauce).

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    #40

    Restaurant Serves This $5.99 Macaroni And Cheese

    Restaurant Serves This $5.99 Macaroni And Cheese

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    ZooMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly! We have a local restaurant that our family loves but my one son is incredibly picky. And it’s not junk food, 90% of his diet is yogurt, applesauce, cheese, peanut butter, bacon and broccoli raw. Because we are regulars they always work with him to make something he likes even if it’s not on the menu. So I applaud any effort someplace makes to offer a picky kid option like this lol.

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    Michael Se
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a kid's meal at a restaurant that is tired of wasting expensive food and labor on picky children who won't eat REAL mac n' cheese. And yes you should still pay for it.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to break it to you, but many restaurants serve Kraft to kids. Mostly because that's what they want

    The Deez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought it was so funny that Chili's proudly announces on their kids' menu that the mac and cheese IS KRAFT! I realize that Kraft makes the best fake cheese mac and cheese but, when I know I can go and buy a whole box for $1, it doesn't make me feel better that they're charging $5 for it! LOL!

    Michael Se
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's labor! Someone is making that crap for your kid in the kitchen and deserves to be paid for that time.

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    Lisa Shelton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do it because they know kids don't want gourmet mac'n'cheese, they want the same boxed crap they eat all the time.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could buy it at the grocery store, prepare it yourself, and eat cheaper.

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    #41

    40oz Tomahawk Steak With Melted American Cheese

    40oz Tomahawk Steak With Melted American Cheese

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    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you ruin a good steak with cheap processed cheese...or any topping really

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be dangerous in the wrong hands. We need to stop weaponizing food!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing missing from this abomination is ketchup

    No one
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ruined a perfectly good steak!!!

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you won the lottery, moved out of the trailer park, and went somewhere real fancy (not Olive Garden) for dinner.

    ggus44
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what about that rib? Can't they just cut part of that bone off? I mean, do people by any chance grab that by the rib to eat bare hands or something?

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve taken the bone from that, hacked it up and made a badass stock

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    Petra Christovová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has exactly the right shape so you can bash the cook with that!

    CLG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something very insecure about this plate.

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time I hear about "Tomahawk Steak". I Googled, I learned a new thing. Thank you

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. That's not cheese. That's plastic

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    #42

    This Burger I Paid $10 For At A Football Game

    This Burger I Paid $10 For At A Football Game

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What ya gonna do? Get up, get in line again, miss half of the game? They know they get away with this crap.

    Pasion Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats their fault... his parents didnt teach him to check his food before he left... id give that s**t right tf back!

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    You kidding me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leftover hockey puck from the Ducks game.

    abby smink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you know it's old, since they ain't playing anymore 😂😂😂

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At American football games, a small cup of Bud Light costs $11. For those that don't know, that's like €9.5 for 230ml of beer-flavored water.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's Clara Peller when you need her... WHERE'S THE BEEF!

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you Always bring your own to events. Expensive cheap crap like this.

    Marsha Sturgill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they kissed you first, cause you got screwed.

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what? Only $10, at a football game! What decade was this?

    Aleš Kaučič
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you got pretty big chomp of meat, compared to other sandwiches

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    #43

    Ordered Ramen. Got This... What Would You Do?

    Ordered Ramen. Got This... What Would You Do?

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    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup.

    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cook got lazy and used Campbell's chicken noodle soup.

    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Campbell Chicken Noodle Soup.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Return it quickly. Possibly via an aerial route.

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    #44

    Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'. Guess How Much $?

    Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'. Guess How Much $?

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a "carbonara"? Makes every Italian grandma roll in their graves.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they're not dead. In which case it would kill them.

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially love the presentation, tinfoilon cardboard.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carbonara to go is already a non starter. The rule at my house is that I am not making the carbonara until everyone is seated and ready to dig in. Wait 2 minutes too long and the previously delicious dish turns into wall spackle.

    Martin König
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even as a Czech I have to excuse myself and vomit for some reason.

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the stars apply to the Uber ride and they're piggybacking on that rating.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With each post I love my kitchen more...

    Sarah Grape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know there's an Italian meal where you cook the pasta, then shake it around with some egg and bacon so the pasta cooks the egg.... and it looks like they tried to do something like that maybe?

    Ferrari Gabriella
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just describe a carbonara (but you need to use "guanciale" instead of bacon and add some pepper).

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    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just boiled pasta and meat? this is just sad pasta at this point

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    #45

    Of Course That's Rice Crispy

    Of Course That's Rice Crispy

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this before and it is intentional

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like EVERYONE ELSE (don't even TRY to deny it), I saw high-quality, low-fat GROUND BEEF!! The black foam trays were an excellent touch. Funny joke food. Especially for a Butcher's party.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen these for Halloween. It’s supposed to look like meat.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With an assload of red #40.

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't get any fresher than Rice Krispies right off the hoof.

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmmm! And the ketchup makes all the difference!

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they come with a side of Rocky Mountain oysters?

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    #46

    "Deconstructed Caesar Salad"

    "Deconstructed Caesar Salad"

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For this reason you should carry around a piece of cotton and green ink so you can pay with deconstructed money.

    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, if I find another “deconstructed” ANYTHING on the menu at a nice restaurant, I will be taking it into the kitchen for an explanation. It’s just a way for them to give less food with the least amount of effort while still charging a premium, and I really hate it

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a lot of dressing on each leaf of lettuce

    Bubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To make a Ceasar salad first wash the lettuce then cut it. Start cooking the chicken and croutons and also make the caesar dressing. Then in a salad bowl put the CUT lettuce in the bowl, put the dressing on, sprinkle some parmesan cheese, and put in the croutons and chicken. Done

    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually this is how my friend’s dad makes it. It is really good and i have always just found it fancy

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate salads like these. There is a restaurant in Tokyo ( Roppongi hills) and they serve this massive over the top lettuce leaf ( bigger than the one in the pic above) drizzled in dressing and impossible to eat.

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new Ceasar lettuce wrap. If they actually called it that they could charge a fortune for it.

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone recall the overwhelming failure of the "New Coke"? Nuff said.

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    #47

    Co-Worker Ordered This Monstrosity For Our Pizza Lunch

    Co-Worker Ordered This Monstrosity For Our Pizza Lunch

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    Gemini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing that lol

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rat feces cost them extra. Shitabupka.

    Peter Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the rabbit only poo on one half...?

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A large, half cheese, and half cat poop!".

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too funny!!! Great one!! ROTFLMAO!!! (Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!)

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, kibble pizza! But they forgot the Velveeta.

    Wistiti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a rabbit came by for a toilet break?

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    #48

    Mac And Cheese Stuffed Hot Cheeto Smothered In Queso⁠

    Mac And Cheese Stuffed Hot Cheeto Smothered In Queso⁠

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it looks exactly like described, and the presentation is actually pretty well-done. That’s on you for not determining from the description how horrendous a food that would be to eat.

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much what I was gonna say - but way more succinct.

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    Kitti B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I have a werid stomach, but this looks and sounds something I would totally try out. :D

    Rhiannon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does not belong on this list.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't appeal to me, but I bet lots would give it a try.

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at this again with your drunk 3am glasses on and tell me if it still looks bad.

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haute cuisine for 10 year olds.

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    #49

    Five Guys Grilled Cheese. It’s About 5 Slices Of American Cheese With Hamburger Bun Bread. $6

    Five Guys Grilled Cheese. It’s About 5 Slices Of American Cheese With Hamburger Bun Bread. $6

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    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why order a grilled cheese at 5Guys?!

    Dinah Brand
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Because your family wants to eat there, buy you're a vegetarian.

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    Andrea Briski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had the 5 Guys grilled cheese (I'm a vegetarian) and it's delicious! Then again I'm obsessed with any combination of carbs and cheese, so there's that.

    Jelly the Bean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that's only in some places. I have had a grilled cheese from Five Guys and it was not like this.

    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo, I'd legit eat the hell out of that. You can't give me enough cheese.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 slices? Looks like half a lb of block cheese

    abby smink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I got grilled cheese there once when my ex was ordering from there and I didn't feel like a burger, for some unknown and weird reason. Must have not felt good. Anyways, it was pretty good and definitely not like that. Lol.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like each of the 5 guys adds a slice of cheese. That's why it costs so much.

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    #50

    $0.99 Burrito, Shredded Cheese, Sour Cream, Sriracha And Flaming Hot Cheetos

    $0.99 Burrito, Shredded Cheese, Sour Cream, Sriracha And Flaming Hot Cheetos

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    Juan Hernandez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would eat that with out hesitation

    bryguy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that for 99 cents? Count me in.

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For 99 cents, that looks pretty decent.

    Pete Häkkinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll eat anything from someone who puts that much effort in a 99 cent burrito.

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you have a nice bathroom with lots of magazines.

    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean that actually looks pretty okay and for only $0.99?? I’d take that

    Steven Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, for $0.99, I think it's a good dish

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the only one in my family that isn't horrified by this creation. The 99 cent burrito is fine....

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    #51

    This Pizza Margherita From Tgi Fridays Makes Me Want To End My Life. Would You Do The Karen?

    This Pizza Margherita From Tgi Fridays Makes Me Want To End My Life. Would You Do The Karen?

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    Bob Knob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling out things are legit bad isn't a Karen move.

    ThePracticalSarcastic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the crust looks like pan shortbread ffs....

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't order a margarita pizza from Friday's. Why would you even choose that from their menu?

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would Karen-out so bad.

    Claire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks ok to me, compared to some of the disasters here.

    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we never know whether this is the result of the karen

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    #52

    Who Wouldn't Wanna Drink This?

    Who Wouldn't Wanna Drink This?

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    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i Am GoNnA pOuR tHiS iNtO mY uNsUsPeCtInG cOuSiN's gLaSs nExT tImE sHe sTeAlS mY sTaTiOnArY itEmS.

    SwissCheesy Chess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to start with the Butter Soda please.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carrot cake soda actually sounds really good...

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also have Ranch, Key Lime Pie, sweet corn, Mustard, Coffee, Birthday Cake, Grass, Pickle and Barf, amongst many others

    Liz Todoroni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack septiceye without hesitation

    Andi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know what - i was ok with the weirdness of these - give them a go just for fun -- then they ruined it when is noticed 'Bacon Soda (OKAY ..?) WITH CHOCOLATE!! why cant they learn when to stop ...?

    Nicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope. HOW IS THIS A THING???

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually had the bacon soda with chocolate. Well, one swig of it anyway.

    Doc Thissen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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    #53

    Anyone Want A Milk Popsicle?

    Anyone Want A Milk Popsicle?

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    Liz Todoroni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg our school had this issue 24/7 we would all shake our drinks in line before we took them to the table because they were either a popsicles or ice shards

    Catherine Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In elementary we would purposely grab the milk from the bottom of the chest on non-ice cream days in the summer to cool off.

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with milk popsicles, if they have a stick to hold it.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it when the fruit cups freeze. Sooo yummy!

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have had a milk lolly, but it was intended to be that way. This is ik.

    #54

    Nice

    Nice

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    JP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that's why you can never find a leprechaun in Ireland...they're Italian!!

    ZooMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why marshmallow cereals are banned at my house lol.

    Mimi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why black out the name? People need to know to avoid this place...

    #55

    Taco Bell + McDonald's

    Taco Bell + McDonald's

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    Pen Irwin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Epic autocorrect lol meant "food porn"

    CLG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would absolutely eat this. Maybe a bean burrito in there? Not even a question.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. Honestly speaking, I can see myself doing this. I like to try weird (according to others) food combos.

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut it in half and I would eat that without hesitation

    Crissy Brandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ima go out on a limb and say weed is legal in their state.

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    #56

    Lunchables Chicago Deep Dish⁠

    Lunchables Chicago Deep Dish⁠

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    #57

    Charcuterie Tonight

    Charcuterie Tonight

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    Hel-B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t this just a kid’s snack? They’re called Lunchables. I have them on standby for the days I’m too rushed to make a proper sarnie for my daughter’s packed lunch. Kids love stacking up all the bits.

    LAWLAWLAW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I changed the age you're allowed to buy these in the UK. I used to get these all the time for lunch at the Sainsburys near my work and one time the cashier jokingly (I am in my 40s and look it) said they had to check I was over 16, when I asked WTF they were on about they said a warning comes up (like for cigarettes and alcohol) on the till saying they gotta check the age, after some emails and phone calls (i was in a bad mood and needed to vent) the next time I went in and purchased my lunchtime snack the (same) cashier had a puzzled look and I (knowingly) just smiled and said "has that age restriction gone now then" and skipped merrily out of the store safe in the knowledge that LUNCHABLES ARE AVAILABLE FOR ALL AGES. I would go into the whole conversation I had with the area manager about "you think some 12 year old is gonna stab someone with a slice of cheese" but I will save that delight for another post. Stay safe have a nice day.

    bryguy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this even on the list? Feels like you're stretching for content now. It's obviously not a "charcuterie" order, its a Lunchable.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a dairylea lunchable

    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    neat. at least looks eatable

    Nicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok...that's just funny! My kids love Lunchables lol!

    #58

    Sesame With Chicken

    Sesame With Chicken

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    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sesame seeds are expensive. I see this as a win

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P.S. don't buy them in the spice aisle. Go to the health food store and get a pound bag for less than those silly ass 2 oz jars.

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this? Sesame chicken is nice.

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this might actually be good... crispyyyyy

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know when you are trying to pour something in pan directly from the container and lid comes loose. That's what happened here.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seeded what you did there.

    Fxnglhl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not bad, i will take it without a second thought.

    Fxnglhl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its not that bad, chicken with honey lemon sauce and sesame seeds *chef kiss*

    Nugget
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need some dental floss after this.

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    #59

    Gotta Love The Beans

    Gotta Love The Beans

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    Hel-B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, BP… you’re just cluttering lists with photoshopped nonsense now…

    Sur Mer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This fantasy sort would possibly be more nutritious, because Caprisun consists only of water, a lot of sugar and (mostly) artificial flavorings.

    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh who are you trying to fool? Come on!

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying' to suck those beans through a straw will cause you to implode.

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