“Yes, I’m Stupid”: 30 Men Reveal Things About Women They Had No Idea About Before Getting A GF
Sometimes, we might have no clue how other people live or what things they deal with on a daily basis, until we come in close contact with them.
That has recently been proven to be true by a thread started on Reddit that encouraged guys to share what they found out about women only after getting a girlfriend. Quite a few of them opened up about the lessons they learned, so, if you’re curious to read about them, scroll down to find their stories—ranging from funny to wholesome and beyond—on the list below, and make sure to upvote your favorites.
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Women don't usually have pockets.. just imposters.
RedRangerRedemption:
Best gift I ever gave a partner was to take her favorite sun dress during the winter and have a tailor add pockets without her knowing! The sheer joy on her face the next spring when I gave her something small and asked her to "put this in your pocket" causing her to discover their existence!!! Worth every dollar.
Men will never understand the pure joy when you discover pockets. Last year I was diagnosed with cancer and had a pretty major surgery, so I lived with my father for the first few weeks after the surgery. I ordered new pyjamas, and actually had worn them for a while already. I went to the toilet and when I wanted to pull the bottoms up I accidentally slipped my hands into the pockets. I let out a pretty loud squeal and when I got back to the living room my father asked what happened, and I was like: POCKETS! My pyjamas have pockets!!
Why are female designers not designing what they know women want/need?
But I see women wearing cargo pants, and even with so many pockets available, they still put everything in a purse and NOTHING in their pockets. Can someone explain this?
I learned about the constant level of danger they are exposed to and a corresponding vigilance they have to exercise.
Smile and try to brush things off. You dont want to offend him, or he might get violent. It gets exhausting, apologizing for his behavior.
Yeah, keep that pepper gas handy. Way too many creeps out there.
Yup and in to many cases it’s at the hands of the men they marry! Twice in my case now 60 I’m housebound n only go out if my 23-20 yr old kids are with me or my dogs if I can walk far enough !
And too few men are brave enough to call out the male creeps in their circle of acquaintances. They just guffaw along with them.
Their existence is pain. Menstrual cycles, big b***s hurting their back, ear piercings, clothes that hurt to wear, feet getting tired from heels, mammograms, IUD insertion, doctors not listening to women’s pain symptoms… it’s like society doesn’t prioritize women’s pain.
Also, diseases and conditions that primarily affect women are far under-researched. Endometriosis, ME/CFS, fibromyalgia, FND, dysautonomia, hypermobility, etc.
EDIT: For people that don't get it.
I'm not writing about pain that only women experience. Pain is a culmination of experiences together. Of course men get piercings too. Of course women don't have to wear painful clothing or heels. Of course they do. But more than 80% of women get piercings and only 10-15% of men do.
People, this isn't a game between "who hurts more men or women", it's that women have to deal with a lot of pain in their day to day lives. If you start with your whataboutisms, you're not getting it and in fact you're part of the problem. This post did not launch any attacks toward men and has nothing to say about men. You're coming in here to make this about yourselves when it shouldn't be here. Have some sympathy for how much pain women have to go through in their day to day lives and maybe I might have some sympathy for you too.
And go to the Dr and be told ''If you lost weight you'd be fine'', before getting a single word out of your mouth.
The best example of the difference between men, women and pain is the menstrual cramp simulator. Men are understandably not used to it, but when they imagine women doing everything they do AND dealing with period pain and mess, they get some awareness.
I wrote about this just recently. But they give a local anesthetic for every kind of biopsy, except endometrial biopsies. I've had multiple thyroid biopsies over the years. It is such a minor procedure I once had one done in a doctor's office, sitting up on the exam table. It isn't comfortable but it isn't necessarily very painful. Yet, they still use a local anesthetic. They do not offer an anesthetic or any kind of pain relief if they biopsy your uterus. I'm not stranger to pain and have a pretty high threshold and the endometrial biopsy was the absolute worse pain I've ever experienced. It makes no sense.
Same for cervical biopsies, which are usually come biopsies. They're excruciating.
Load More Replies...And as a woman who has aged, I can honestly say from my very first period at NINE years old, I was so ready for menopause, and it ROCKS SO HARD! Also, gave up heels in my early 20s, and never had or wanted kids. Sooooo much of performative femininity can be opted out of. 10/10, highly recommend, will continue to opt out and please myself first. What you see is what you get.
Hate to say it, but the piercings, high heels, and tight cloths are choices,, right ?
Which was acknowledged in the post... Did you bother to read it?
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How many women have faced s*xual a*sault.
I was massively fat for a long time, so I didn't date a lot between 22 and like 27, but I got in shape and started dating a lot and every woman I was with eventually opened up about how they'd been assaulted and I was flabbergasted.
It's disgusting and sad as f**k.
Yes, and more than once for many. It is not a rarity.
Load More Replies...The worst part is how many of us get SA'd before puberty starts, let alone before we become adults...
Never been outright assaulted, just a couple of BF that didn’t respect boundaries fully, but even as a not particularly cute kid I managed to get propositioned by grown a*s adults. The most innocent example was a 28 year old male telling 15 year old me to look him up when I turned 18. He was watching me stretch after a show. His 18 year old niece, who was in the same section as me, nearly took his head off.
I work with victims. Statistics show 4 out of five women will be sexually assaulted in their lifetime. Typically before age 12.
Don't hate being a man, just don't be the man who says, "not all men.." and if you hear a man say that, call him out. If you can't say, rape is not okay, sexual harassment isn't okay, physical abuse isn't okay, then unfortunately they are part of the problem. I'm not suggesting you have done or would do any of those things. The "not all men" response is troubling because it completely dismisses the woman and what she went through and is a knee jerk reaction to the perceived slight of that man's ego, making her tragedy his need to let everyone know what a nice guy he is.
Load More Replies...Not for nothing but I'm gay and me and every dude I know has a story about messing around with a "straight" or "discreet" guy who sexually assaulted them. It's almost like cis/het men have a high percent chance of being rapists
Since rape is a violent act based in anger and control I can understand why gay men would also have similar experiences with straight males. Especially if those men are in denial, deep in the closet or are highly homophobic. All the same elements are in play, I would also guess the "discreet" guy would likely be controlling and abusive within the confines of a relationship.
Load More Replies...I'm really sorry on behalf of all of us males. I know that's a trivial thing to say, but sorry anyway.
When I was 16, my high school girlfriend (now wife) and I were having s*x while she was on her period. We'd started dating 3 months prior and just became sexually active so her period wasn't going to stop us. As we started to have s*x something felt off. I looked at her funny and she was like "oh s**t I forgot to take my tampon out." It's way the f**k up there. She can't get it out and starts panicking, how embarrassing it would be to have to go to the hospital to have it removed. So she tells me to fish it out. As I am like knuckle deep in her v*gina, she starts telling me about toxic shock syndrome. I'm really struggling to find it, also panicking after learning about that. Finally I get two fingers on the string and pull it out. My hand is covered in period blood. I have a very mild blood phobia so I'm on the verge of passing out. She starts laughing with panic tears in her eyes still. When I finally get ahold of myself, I start laughing at the absurdity of the situation as we clean ourselves up.
Anyway, I learned about TSS and a lot about v*gina anatomy that day.
''Now wife'' - you were and are definitely a keeper!
i am so impressed by this guy, for doing this for her. not many "men" would
Oh My Gawd, how mortifying for the both of you! What a man you were to "step in" and give her a hand!!
Literally a crash course in being a real man. The "now wife" thing is perfect. Whether that had happened or not, you were a top man that day, and at an early age.
He did learn a lot, toxic shock syndrome, vaginal anatomy, and.... Fisting. 😂
But seriously, mad props to the man who stepped up. Especially since he was 16. That girl knew she wasn't going to find better!
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Clothing sizes are all over the place.
silverbellexo:
clothing sizes make no sense like she’ll be a small in one store and a large in another and somehow both fit her fine like what.
Even actual numerical sizes can be nonsense from brand to brand. If I wear a size 12 jeans/pants in one brand, the size 12 of another brand will feel like it's toddler clothing when I try them on XD
Even within the same brand. I recall one time I was in SF and went to the Levis shop there to refresh my 501 supply. ended up buying 4 pairs in different colours (faded, original stonewashed), all in the same 32W34L size. Made the mistake of nit trying each pair on in the shop, then realised when I got home that on of them was a good inch smaller round the waist than the others. Still sat in a cupboard, never was able to wear them.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile my partner can go to any store with his size, which is a measurement and not just a random number, and find a pair of pants that fit.
Exactly. My husband could walk into a store and go "Okay, 30 x 30 pants, that's me! I have every color! Let's go!"
Load More Replies...Currently most of my shirts are small or medium, my coat is an extra large, my pants range from extra small to large and I wear men’s sweatshirts.
Never understood why they don't use actual units of measurement like inches or centimeters.
Years ago when I was much slimmer,I was a size 14 in jeans and most brands I bought,size 14 worked fine. One time I bought a pair of size 12 in American eagle and they were perfect as well but it was just that specific type of jeans,sometimes I would be 16 in other brands too. It's way over the place
A size 12 in the UK, size 8 in the US, is an XXL in China. That made me feel very fat!
I love this one pair of jeans, so comfy. Got the exact same pair but on black. Way too small. WTF
How much girls value little gestures and the intent behind doing them. Like my girlfriend would be sleeping, and I would get up to fix the curtains to make sure no sunlight gets to her face. Me getting a little sweet treat for her after I come back from work. These little gestures make her day. But one thing that I am realising only now is how important is the intent behind doing that as well. Did I do it because I had to or did I do it because I truly love and adore my lovely girlfriend makes the world of a difference for her.
It shows that you were thinking about her. Not just what SHE can do for you, but that you want to do something thoughtful for her.
My boyfriend (and eventually my husband) brought vitamins to me on our second date. He wanted me to be healthy. So sweet.
Most men don't realize this. It is important to know he cares enough to think about you and maybe say so with words, presents, and hugs/kisses.
Awwww what a thoughtful, intuitive man!!! Men-are you paying attention? The little something also goes both ways-men appreciate it too!
The time leading up to the period can sometimes be worse than the time on the period.
alc6179:
I wish more guys knew this! PMS is worse than the period emotionally for most women. I feel so relieved when my period finally comes. When the period starts, there’s a boost of estrogen that relieves a lot of the tension of the premenstrual days. So when guys say things like “she must be on her period” I’m always like “nah you’re just uninformed”.
I tend to count the start of my period at when I start feeling like I want the world to burn for every little inconvenience. That's usually a few days ahead of the main event.
I start having symptoms two weeks before my actual period. So, I get crazy symptoms both emotional and physical for two weeks. I'm relieved when my period shows up because then I feel better, except now I'm on my period. Then I get one week of no blood and no symptoms before it starts all over again. I get one week of freedom a month. Thankfully, I do have some months where PMS symptoms are light.
For more than ten days before it starts I have the most painful tender breasts, I feel like I'm burning with a non-stop fever and sweat like a pig, my pelvic area and lower back ache and I either feel like exploding or crying at every little thing. Heaps good fun. Then the actual period pain starts.
I've suffered with PMDD from day 1 of my periods but 30+ years ago it wasn't a recognised condition. My symptoms were so severe that I had to literally shut myself away for days. It was unbearable. My mother said it was normal and to stop making such a fuss so I suffered in silence for 8 years until I was 21 when I went to my doctor and begged for a hysterectomy because I couldn't live with it any more. He put me on the pill which, in time, helped. My mother later admitted that she had never seen PMS symptoms like it and quite simply didn't know how to handle it.
I've got 5 sisters. 2 of them with severe cramps. I remember shopping with my eldest sister one time and her cramps were so bad she just had to sit down in the middle of the grocery store. I ran and bought her a bottle of Advil and water, got her to a bench, and sat with her for 20 minutes till the pain killers kicked in. Then I helped her back to the car. I was about 19, but that's the day I learned that PMS will absolutely kick the s**t out of some people
My dad told me this story about his parents. A few months after they got married, my grandma was on her period and she was always in a lot of pain the first days. My grandpa grew really concerned and said he was taking her to a doctor, because she was having these pains every month so there must be something really wrong! My grandma started laughing and said it was just her period, nothing was wrong, and then had to explain what a period is, because even though my grandpa had 10 sisters he had no idea!
Home schooling is on the rise? You think it's a coincidence. Nah they wanna keep you ignorant and unable to think critically. They want to divide us. Killing public education is on that agenda.
Load More Replies...Ah yes but back in our grandparents time this kind of thing wasn't talked about at all. Nowadays we realise that education about this kinda thing is a good thing. My partners friends will ask me stuff about periods and I'll happily answer them coz there is no harm in asking right
Funny, sure, but women didn't talk to men -- much less their brothers! -- about "female problems" back then. Kinda like now, but worse.
Women are harassed far more often by men than you see because men don't tend to do it around other men. Most women who run outside have the experience of being honked or shouted at.
It's always important to listen to the perspectives of other people. You learn a lot.
I was working as a barback and the women on staff kept asking me to walk them to their cars. I thought they were worried about being mugged. Nope, it was one of our managers who eventually did get fired for sexual harassment. I wasn't sad to see him go. Pathetic redheaded twerp with one of the worst cases of short man syndrome I ever saw. Of course because he's white and male he failed up and owned his own bar a couple years later.
However, this also tells a lot about you - these colleagues trusted you not only not to harass them, but protect from it!
Load More Replies...It helps if you're a big woman. Men think twice about being pricks to women who are alone when those women look like they could beat them in a fight. Not a luxury many women have at their disposal, sadly; I consider myself fortunate.
Yep that is so true. Had a guy at work who I had a fling with totally try to destroy my reputation and spread lies about me,all his buddies acted like he was this amazing guy when he was a piece of 💩 since then,I judge a man's character by how he treats a woman he has intimate relations with and not by how he acts with his friends
An ex once claimed that women don't get harassed as often as they say. I invited him (a tall, broad guy with the face of a price boxer) not to walk alongside but behind me, and pretend not to know me. We just walked through a big train station. When we left, he had the decency to apologise. 3 guys. 3 guys harassed me, and I wasn't pretty or scantily dressed (not that it matters, just to shut up the wannabe rapists)
Bras are far more expensive than I realized.
And no matter how well you measure, anything in your size will only have a 50% chance at best of being actually comfortable. Once you find a bra that feels right, you never want to give it up and try to get as many of them as you can before they inevitably get pulled off shelves permanently for no reason.
And most people with breasts (myself included) tend to have size differences in them XD I'm left-handed, so my left breast is fairly significantly larger than my right one. So if I get a bra that fits my left breast well, the right cup is... less filled and that sometimes makes my shirts look weird (if the right side dents down.) If I get a bra that fits my right breast well, my left one gonna be trying to escape all sides of the left cup XD Sigh. I've actually recently moved away from underwire bras entirely, and it's been the best decision of my life XD
Load More Replies...Bra and tampon companies know they can charge whatever they want because we need their products!
I know that everything has gone up a lot in the past 5 years but cannot believe the price increase in the same tampons I've been using for 20+ years. Almost 50%. I caught them on sale 20% off and I bought what I hope will be a year's supply.
Load More Replies...I don’t know why you are down voted. I agree. I wish I didn’t have to wear a bra every day.
Load More Replies...If they don't fit right, you'll probably have to buy a more expensive brand or suffer through your life in pain.
Skincare. I was a “put some water on my face in the morning” kind of guy. Now she’s got me using sunscreen, moisturizer, hair masks and cleanser. I’m radiant.
You've got a GF taking care of you. It takes work to look good and keep your skin healthy.
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When I was a bachelor I had an empty trash can in the bathroom for three years. After getting married I emptied that trash can almost weekly. I never realized how many tiny swabs, wrappers, and other things were needed to be disposed of in the bathroom.
WTF? How did you go three years without having to empty the trash? I have serious concerns about your hygiene.
The bathroom trash can. I would HOPE they were just bringing used toothbrushes and shampoo bottles and packing to the main/kitchen garbage?
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You dont have to give her suggestions and solutions to her problems. She just wants to rant.
EidolonRook:
This. I’ll just sit there and nod. Say something like “damn, that’s crazy” and let her continue.
It’s like she’s got great big coils of emotional s**t she’s built up over a time and she just needs to get it all out of her. She looks and feels lighter afterwards. In fact, if she’s angsty to you, and it’s not just hangryness, it might be she just need to take a hefty emotional s**t on you.
It’s a dirty job, but if she’s easy to love for you, it’s worth it.
I think this goes both ways. I vent to my partner about random work c**p and customers. He vents to me about work and the s**t he has to deal with there.
Jup, we do this on the evening walk as to not let the mood into our home. Bonus points if you ask "rant or solution oriented"
Load More Replies...Huge game changer. after your partner finishes a rant, pause and ask do you want solutions or support? It will prevent a LOT of fights
I love this! I DO want to just vent sometimes. I know there's no real solution sometimes, but you gotta get it out!!!
That one woman isn’t a stand-in for all women and that you can’t make sweeping generalizations about how women are or ever women want by knowing one woman intimately.
Yeah, but men have been generalizing for 3,000 years. Ever heard how EVE brought "sin" into the world? Don't know about other cultures and how/why they blame.
Load More Replies...Works for all of humanity... Do not generalise because everyone is different from you. No one knows what anyone else is thinking or how they are experiencing life.
Hello, #NotAllMen guys. I have seen you've latched on to this. Nice! Now, before you complain how we "demonize" all men, please let us know how often you got gang raped by women. Because that's what we try to escape by 'generalising'. Oh, and most of you would laugh loudly if a sexist joke is made by your father, boss, or the guy you want to impress, so STFU.
So this man, before he had a girlfriend, didn’t know that….people are different?
It's not a strong point of people to understand that. You see generalizations of groups of people here on Bored Panda relatively frequently. My biggest pet peeve is the frequent declarations of what Americans are like by non-Americans, when the stereotypes have not been my experience as an American throughout my life. What is repeatedly declared true of us collectively is true of a percentage, and a minority one at that.
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Period pads are stuck to the underwear, not the body.
Not_Enough_Thyme_:
My now-husband used to think the same. He thought the adhesive was why women shaved around their bikini lines.
If you've never used one, or really thought about how they're used, that wouldn't be completely stupid
Load More Replies...I mean, sometimes they get twisted and glue our buttcheeks together.
My first period happened at my grandparents house, an hour away from my home, where my mother was. My dad, bless his heart, stopped at a Dollar General and we bought some pads, and I took one and went to the bathroom. The lady cashier realized what was happening and offered to help, but I was like, f**k no (I had major anxiety back then, and also, stranger!!!)... I put the pad on upside down (sticky side up). Don't ask me what my logic was, what I was thinking... I think I was just in a rush, I was 10 and freaked out and scared... when I got home and my mom looked to see if I'd put it on right, well, I never lived that down. The worst part was some of my adult sisters were over visiting, and they got to know too. I was embarrassed at the time but now I can talk about it and laugh at how absurd it was.
But when they DO stick a little to a few random hairs-oof, that's painful!
How many s****y dads there were out there. The immaturity is mind boggling.
Sh!tty dads make for sh!tty sons and that's how we got stuck with MAGA. Just a bunch of insecure men with massive daddy issues. Proof: Mel Gibson: "I’m glad Trump is here. It’s like daddy arrived and he’s taking his belt off".
My husband had a s****y dad, but he was a great dad to our son. Some men can overcome a bad parent.
My boyfriend didn't know how tampons worked. I filled a glass with water and explained to him how to use the applicator. When it dropped into the water and expanded, his jaw dropped lol
I've never seen a box of tampons with an applicator. I don't think they're sold here. But they DO explain how women can handle certain aspects of everyday life with two inch nails. They'd be a b***h and a half to clean, and I'd be afraid to wolverine myself inside out on every trip to the toilet!
It’s sounds stupid but I learned that endometriosis is NO joke, my ex would sit in the shower and sob and I wouldn’t know what to do.
It wasn’t all that long ago that doctors were claiming endometriosis was made up, and that women suffering with it were being dramatic. I mean, like last 10-20 years recent. It’s literally something doctors have known about since the 1860s. https://medicine.yale.edu/news/yale-medicine-magazine/article/endometriosis/
The pain is like being in constant labour for those of my sisters who’s never felt it x I have 5 children by the way x
When they wear the towel on the head after the shower the hair is all up in the twisty thing sticking straight up on the top of their head. I discovered this when I tried to joke around and grab the towel by the twist off my gfs head and sent her flying. I felt so bad. And yes, I'm stupid.
I must be doing this wrong. it's always so wobbly for me.
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My boyfriend thought I was the only girl who wore hipster panties lol he thought girls only wore thongs.
Ugh. I remember a phase when my ex wanted me to wear thong underwear only. Most uncomfortable sensation in the WORLD to be constantly feeling something between your buttcheeks XD and you can't pick it out - because that's how it's SUPPOSED to be. And the crotch part of thong underwear is usually pretty minimal as well - so have fun if you're a person with a vagina, because thong undies aren't going to provide any coverage if you have any kind of natural, normal discharge XD
Excellent description of the woes of wearers of thongs. Did you insist on him having to try things on himself? 😃
Load More Replies...I tried my fist pair at 53. We were going out and I wanted to surprise my wife. Hell no. I lasted about 30 minutes and then into the purse.
omg I pictured a man wearing it for his wife till I got to the purse bit then it made sense but damn that was funny picturing a husband trying out thongs for his wife at age 53 lol
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When women say “It’s FINE”
This is not, under any circumstances, an indication that things are fine.
Depends on the girl. I have never had any issues with communicating with my partner. If he's upset me or annoyed me in some way; I'll let him know. I'm not into playing petty games and i don't expect him to read my mind. If I say I'm fine then I really am fine.
Yep - some women are just straightforward & honest!
Load More Replies...A couple possibilities: 1. Same reason everyone says "Fine" when you ask them how their day was. In some relationships you know they don't really give a sh*t. 2. They aren't ready to talk about it. 3. They're too angry to talk about it. Best response is to back off and tell them you're ready to listen when they're ready to talk.
Load More Replies...And what the hell should I say when things are fine???? That everything is a cr.ap? Damn
Emotional connection matters a lot.
So before you got the girlfriend, you thought it was all just going out to dinner and banging?
If a young man is not taught to love and have an emotional connection, it is not his "fault" when he first enters the dating scene. However, it IS his responsibility to learn, once he starts dating. So I don't condemn anyone who didn't "already" know how important an emotional connection is, if they had a sh!tty or abusive childhood (or just one where their parents did not have an emotional connection to them.) It is up to all of us to learn - that is our responsibility - but it's not our fault if our childhoods did not teach us beforehand.
Load More Replies...Nah. Emotional connection is always an unnecessary burden. Life is way better without it
That there were different kinds of napkins, it baffled me. There's with wings, without wings, for heavy, for night, regular, like... crazy. I didn't even know what with wings or without wings meant until she actually showed me.
I remember the first time my ex asked me to buy her napkins, I thought it was a one type thing and I only had to choose between brands. But Jesus, when I asked the lady for napkins and she showed me a whole WALL of them and there were so many different types.. I just froze. She laughed and helped me sort it out, and I just got one of each. Thank you to that one lady who helped me, would've been the most stressful moment of my life lmao
The over 50 crowd learned them as "sanitary napkins"
Load More Replies...single mom to an only child son here. he once mentioned that he often helps men who are standing in the feminine hygiene aisle with a glazed stare to help them out. he knew from me that once a month i felt horrible and as he aged he figured out why. (guess the health class helped him out.) after making the connection he would sometimes offer a heating pad and once in a while surprise me with chocolate and something salty...because those were my cravings.
Why one of each? Just ask the girl which one she wants and she'll tell you, it's no mystery.....
Sanitary napkin :) It's a bit of an older term for a menstrual pad.
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My bf said the main thing he noticed is how soft I am compared to him. He was baffled and I didn't know there was such a big difference either.
Estrogen is amazing like that. Our skin tends to retain moisture very well, among other benefits.
I guess I'm low on estrogen then :p I'd probably turn into a cloud of dust if I was a guy.
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I found out that there’s a difference between pantyhose, tights, and stockings. I had no idea that there was a difference. I thought there were 3 different names for the same thing. Ha
"Stockings" are what I call the unattached sheer nylon pairs (like socks) reaching up to mid-thigh, and are usually held in place by a garter belt. It was a huge step on the path to womanhood when your mom allowed you to leave behind your little white ankle socks and wear stockings!
American here. Pantyhose are vaguely skin toned and sheer. Tights are opaque, come in many colors and may help keep you warmer wearing a skirt in cold weather.
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How different our styles of communications can be.
The acidity of v*ginal discharge. I learned so much the first couple times I did 'our' laundry .
Especially at certain times during the menstrual cycle. That stuff hurts if you let it sit on bare skin outside the vulva or vagina for long enough, and can absolutely cause the skin to break out.
Those idiotic incel videos saying that it means your girlfriend is cheating.
For real, what's the point of buying black underwear if they'll become beige after a couple of months...
Use …. Very thin pads. I don‘t know what they are called in English. They are made exactly for this problem and you can get them in black, too.
Load More Replies...There are certain times of the month that we both sting like hell after s*x. My fault entirely.
Guess where I'm taking you works better than where do you want to go.
The latter does suggest you put some actual thought into it. Just be ready if the answer is "go on, tell me".
How expensive it is to look like you’re not wearing any makeup.
That's one of the reasons why I don't wear any, unless it's for a cosplay/Halloween costume.
I used mascara and lipstick fer my wedding.....
Load More Replies...The cheapest way of looking like you're not wearing any makeup is also the most effective - don't wear any.
I learnt that the “Hangry” is a real feeling.
FWIW I've seen guys get this too. They tend to be louder and whinier though.
OMG my hubby is the worst when he's hangry.... Like a giant toddler 😂
Load More Replies...Before I got a girlfriend I thought the only kinds of discharge were honorable and dishonorable. Boy was I wrong.
They sometimes pee when they laugh to hard, or sneeze.
"Sometimes"? XD Honey, when you reach a certain age, you start to pre-squeeze your thighs together when you feel a sneeze approach... XD
You do when u had kids yes lol and I found during the menopause to just another woman thing to contend with 😂I love the hot flushes mind my own internal heating system
Dealing with one right now. AC is on and I'm uncovered. Wife is under a heavy comforter. Florida so I can't cool off outside.
Load More Replies...Ovulation cycle things.... Things you have to do differently during different phases and how wild she can become just before the blood gates of hell open 😭... The first few days watching her take the pain like a champ really made me respect you ladies so much more 💪
Me and my sister call it the monthly subscription to satans waterfall
Load More Replies...That periods are not just a thing that they have, but that it can have a really negative impact on their comfort. Not that I was ever dismissive about it, but after a while you learn how unfomfortable periods can be and how we’re (guys) lucky to no have them.
Colors. Not from GF but wife 🤣
Surprised-Salamander:
Lol my husband didn’t know he was color blind till we started dating. Apparently my favorite colors are right in the spectrum he gets confused (all teals and some greens appear blue).
Funny story: I was starting to have issues seeing different shades of green a few years back, and the problem reversed itself after a few months of forcibly reducing testosterone levels. I don't know if that's what caused it, but sure as hell I was grateful! I hope I never get put into a situation where I have to test my hypothesis, testosterone does not do good things to me...
That is a very interesting theory! It would explain why men supposedly see less colors then women. I wonder how it works though, if it is true.
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How many towels can be used for one shower.
All of them 😂well my 23 yr old daughter does lmao I even as a female use two one for hair one for body that’s all it takes 😂
I use three. One for body, one for hair, one to lay on on the bed to get dry while I meditate.
Women deal with more obstacles than men in their day to day life. It's a miracle they exist at all given all the hardship they deal with.
The unpredictable start of menstruation. I almost always carry a small backpack when I am out so I started having a set of tampons in the bag just in case she needed any. She didn't but have had a friend need once and she was a bit surprised when I gave her some from my backpack. They stop nosebleeds well too.
They be very useful yes I’m blessed with the menopause now no use of em lol but they are handy for other things as are pads
Load More Replies...You, sir, are a legend.Compared to my father, who once when I was 14 and in /desperate/ need of pads (small rural town, nowhere to buy) wouldn't stop at the supermarket on his way home from work (would have been five minutes out of his way) to buy me some. Instead my mother had to drive more than half an hour out of HER way on the way home from HER work to get some for me. Just happened to be bad luck we'd run out of pads. Mum and I made sure that never happened again.
I need to stop cheating on her in her dreams.
That I should still love them and stay with them forever even if they get turned into a slug/worm/some other kind of creature.
Honestly, those questions are dumb as hell. No, I would not stay with you if you were turned into a worm. Because you are A WORM, I don't tend to have romantic relationships with animals. If I knew that this would exact worm is you, I might keep you as a pet, though.
I’ve found out they most of the times there is already a plan of what we will do, I just don’t know it yet.
Only works if there's any indication that there actually is a plan made
Load More Replies... My first-time-dad friend came knocking at 1am. Said his daughter (1yo) wont stop crying after he gave her a bath. Turns out he used laundry back on her (including privates) because they ran out of bath gel for babies.
Yes, boys. That female privates are very sensitive, please DO NOT soap that place unless you are using a feminine wash. poor baby got rashes.
I still get utis from too many chemicals in shower gel. Now I just stick to my favourite zero ph one.
That you don't owe your hoodies anymore and are only allowed to use them if they don't need them.
They inhale toilet paper like it was a can of Pringles.
Once a month it's like a f*****g crime scene down there. Of course I'm gonna need extra TP.
I’d be good if i didn’t have a prolapsed r****m. It’s so so hard to get clean. And THEN i use the wipes.
Just tossing bras and panties in washer and dryer with other clothes is a big no-no.
That women can grow hair around their nipples.
We can grow hair in many unexpected places. It always amuses me when a man is shocked to learn that we also get facial hair, just much softer and lighter!
Not the ones under my chin! Thick, dark, stiff suckers!
Load More Replies...Period panties!
These were not a thing until after I hit menopause, but I really don't think I could wear them, it really sounds disturbing.
Yeah, they are not comfortable. I tried them for slight stress incontinence and they are nasty.
Load More Replies...Just how essential to survival good chocolate and hot water bottles can be.
That women grow armpit hair and just shave it off.
Mind blowing at the time.
Not all women... Some women don't grow armpit hair and the vast majority who do, don't all shave off all or any of the hair.
Women are f****n weird when they're comfortable with someone. (And it's the cutest goddamn thing)
They have some incredible leg strength. My girlfriend/wife sent my a*s flying across the room a few times while we wrestled.
Nah..... It's all... I've the muscle mass of a used tissue and can toss my 250 lb hubby with my legs 😂. Not in purpose BTW..... I'm ticklish
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That I have been folding towels incorrectly my entire life.
My mother used to fold towels and sheets/pillow cases in some magical origami way... None of us humble human offspring were ever able to learn that level of folding perfection.
And that there are 250 rules of how to do everything the only one correct way for cooking in a kitchen.
Don’t fold em hand em on towel rails in the bathroom 🤷♀️how I’ve done it all my 60 yrs lol
Shove them into a cupboard. Folding is a waste of time XD
Load More Replies...I don't think there is a right way and a wrong way to fold a towel. It is how you want to fold your towels.
How expensive their underwear is. That six pack of Hanes at Walmart for under $30 is a gift boys. Don’t take it for granted.
And I like them. Yes, that's comfort over fashion. My motto in life.
Load More Replies...In my experience in relationships and friendships with with women of different ages, they all preferred to wear comfortable cotton/cotton blend underwear and lingerie (if they own any) for "special occasions"...
They don't wash their hair everytime they wash their bodies. That s**t shook me.
My first GF showed me that women usually always smell waaaaaaaaaaay better than us lol it’s insane.
They fart just as much as guys, and they can smell just as rotten too lol.
They can be gross. Like outright disgusting.
Anyone who thinks men are dirtier than women havent been in many women's dorm rooms/apartments.
Humans are humans, and humans are messy creatures. We don't magically become another species just because we have different bits between our legs.
If they have long hair, they leave hair pins EVERYWHERE. I was still finding them 2 years after breakup.
EDIT: I just found one stuck to the bottom of my laptop. There hasn’t been a woman living here in *six years*!
I buy them by the sh!t load and they still disappear- like clothes pegs and odd socks.
Load More Replies...Oh god tell me about it my 23 yr old daughter does this I don’t use them I wear mine long all the time but I swear her hair bands breed you know 😂
Apparently they discuss everything with their girl best friends AND also assume we do the same.
That's a very individual thing - and I guess the same goes for close lipped or open mouthed men.
They're going to paint picasso's starry night on the shower wall with shed hair. Just embrace it.
This is a long hair people thing, not a women thing. There just happens to be a lot of overlap.
Yep, my ex's hair is longer than mine and he sheds more than I do XD I tend to comb my hair out in the shower when it's wet (it's curly and thick and is impossible to comb out when dry) and I sort of roll my shed hair into a sort of hair tumbleweed. My ex didn't, so it was always his hair that made the abstract art in the shower XD
Load More Replies...My husband leaves chest hair in the shower. I make him go back and deal with it.
Some brilliant person could invent a device that collects hair off of wet hands and make a mint.
CAMERA F*****G ANGLES. God knows how many times I had to retake the f*****g picture.
ArgumentClean2214:
After my break up, I thought about all the sweat and tears I invested while training my ex on how to take pictures and how useless it was now that we were broken up.
Well, at least his new girlfriend will appreciate it.
Am I just bad at being female? This is how all my "selfies" turn out (see attached.) I have no idea how to get a "correct" camera angle XD me_n_my_pe...51c63d.jpg
Or spend less time and effort worrying about pictures of yourself.
Why was it "useless" to have "trained" your ex? You were expecting some reward or something?
Respecting boundaries understand each other needs, space and boundaries.
It's called Micellar water, not my cellar water.
Space in bed is not meant to be split 50/50. She needs at least 2/3rds of it.
Being divorced has allowed me to spread out and now the kitties and the dog are on the bed. Way better than my ex, believe me!
They way ovulation...changes things...
- some are horny as guys, sometimes even more.
- morning boner exist for some girls as well, some wake up super horny and ready.
Yep! My libido in general has slowed its roll now that I'm older, but when I was younger I'd have "those" kinds of dreams every once in a while. Even actually had a few sexual dreams where I was myself, but I had a penis O_O;
Load More Replies...How common the same social pressures plague them, and how actually powerful my passive opinion which didn't need direct communication to be assumed, was when it mattered.
That women don't all like each other.
Growing up, the girls in my school always put on a show of all being friends and allies united against the boys whenever boys were around.
It wasn't until I was dating a girl that she told me the truth. It was actually shocking to hear her speak negatively about other girls and talk about all the quiet fights and judgment.
Some of us grow up without even being allowed to pretend to be a part of the "girls group" XD I was too weird as a kid, running around, climbing trees, playing in the dirt, and catching bees, spiders, and lizards in the playground during recess. Once I got a little older, I was very confused as it really did seem like the girls all hated each other, but still traveled in groups/cliques. Luckily I had a few friends who were boys - and I can say that, at least when we were younger (like ages 6-14 or so) the guys were always more genuine and honest as friends than the girls were. It could be the area I grew up in and that's just my experience, but yeah. Never understood why girls seem to hate each other (or actually hate each other) sometimes.
I don’t like girls as mates I get on better with men lol always have done women are to bloody b****y !
Your wardrobe space is reduced to one shelf.
My husband has a whole ROOM to himself. I’m reduced to 30 hangers.
A month after my ex walked out, my sewer drain backed up. I grabbed a bunch of his clothes to soak it up. Why ruin good towels? His suit worked beautifully!
They never finish the shampoo or conditioner before they buy new shampoo or conditioner so eventually there’s 10 bottles that are all 1/4 - 1/2 full. And lotions and moisturizers too.
Guilty as charged. Every so often I go around and fill up one bottle with all the remnants.
hubby found out how strong the interior muscles are when i sneezed while he was still inside. tell him to get out if you have to sneeze or it will hurt him!
One of the posts really addressed what they call "whataboutisms". It's the people who feel the need to point out all of these apply to men too. I thought this was a great reply: "People, this isn't a game between "who hurts more men or women", it's that women have to deal with a lot of pain in their day to day lives. If you start with your whataboutisms, you're not getting it and in fact you're part of the problem. This post did not launch any attacks toward men and has nothing to say about men. You're coming in here to make this about yourselves when it shouldn't be here. Have some sympathy for how much pain women have to go through in their day to day lives and maybe I might have some sympathy for you too." Edit for grammar.
Women on the whole have much higher pain threshold. My husband is a wimp. 😛
Load More Replies...All men benefit from the abuse of women. All men. Even if you're a feminist and a good man, the abusive men around you will keep women suppressed so they're less competition for you. You get points and respect for doing nothing at all. All you have to do is just for not treat women like s**t, and that automatically means you're "one of the good ones."
Shoes. How many pairs do you really need? Also, women are the ones who notice what dress another woman wore, and when.
I don't know, Edward, how many shoes do you have that go with a skirt?
Load More Replies...When I was young and nubile my husband said I could crack walnuts between my thighs. I never tried for some reason.
hubby found out how strong the interior muscles are when i sneezed while he was still inside. tell him to get out if you have to sneeze or it will hurt him!
One of the posts really addressed what they call "whataboutisms". It's the people who feel the need to point out all of these apply to men too. I thought this was a great reply: "People, this isn't a game between "who hurts more men or women", it's that women have to deal with a lot of pain in their day to day lives. If you start with your whataboutisms, you're not getting it and in fact you're part of the problem. This post did not launch any attacks toward men and has nothing to say about men. You're coming in here to make this about yourselves when it shouldn't be here. Have some sympathy for how much pain women have to go through in their day to day lives and maybe I might have some sympathy for you too." Edit for grammar.
Women on the whole have much higher pain threshold. My husband is a wimp. 😛
Load More Replies...All men benefit from the abuse of women. All men. Even if you're a feminist and a good man, the abusive men around you will keep women suppressed so they're less competition for you. You get points and respect for doing nothing at all. All you have to do is just for not treat women like s**t, and that automatically means you're "one of the good ones."
Shoes. How many pairs do you really need? Also, women are the ones who notice what dress another woman wore, and when.
I don't know, Edward, how many shoes do you have that go with a skirt?
Load More Replies...When I was young and nubile my husband said I could crack walnuts between my thighs. I never tried for some reason.
