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I Create Funny Comics With Slightly Dark Themes About The Adventures Of A Sheep And Cloud (40 Pics)
As an author-illustrator of children's picture books, I, Sean E Avery, often soften my jokes to suit my young audiences. I created my weekly webcomic, Sheep and Cloud, to explore my darker sense of humor for grownups!
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#1
Booze
Final score:
144points
mooshoflove 2 years ago
Agreed... Getting a seltzer water seems to be the easiest way out of having to explain why you're not drinking alcohol -_-;
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Rachel Smith 2 years ago
It's funny to me how much people push drinking. I don't smoke weedles anymore but when I did (where I live it's legal) there would always be someone like "I don't smoke, I don't like the way it makes me feel". Which I totally understand and I would say 'its not for everyone.' ------ BUT when I say I don't like the way alcohol makes me feel no one understands. They try to give me advice on how I can drink effectively, but I would just rather not.
H.J. carlson 2 years ago
👍🥲 shouldn't have to explain why you don't want to do whatever they're doing. Leave the jerks behind!
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Azolane 2 years ago
Once had a guy ask me : you don't smoke, you don't drink, how the hell do you have fun ? Made me kind of sad for him.
Lacia Lew 2 years ago
My reply to that question would be "watching anime and listening to Joe Hisaishi's music."
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William Bennett 2 years ago
My excuse and a true excuse is I was in borderline alcoholic after my deployment. I don't want to go back down that road so I just don't drink. I still get huge cravings for it but and then I'll say no to myself.
Karen Taylor 2 years ago
I'm teetotal (allergic to alcohol) and people get so s****y with me about it, like I'm committing some sort of crime by not imbibing. Apparently I can't have any fun because I don't drink . . . I'm also automatically expected to be the designated driver for others!
Eledore Massis 2 years ago
Anti anger medication, without it your face could have been pulp due to outbursts. (Drugs and alcohol, only mix responsible)
Working on weekly comics lets me use some of the jokes that might not been appropriate for kids' books – but I also don't want to go TOO over the top (no swearing etc). I'd never want any of my young readers to find my comics online and be shocked by anything too outrageous or inappropriate.
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#2
Type A Or Type B?
Final score:
139points
Meep-Meep 2 years ago
Yah, but then I keep going back for just one more square ;)
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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
this was me until i heard about the cockroach thing 😭
#3
Parenting
Final score:
128points
Take for example the comic about a duck with a knife threatening Sheep to give him more bread. Now, I think the idea of a fluffy yellow duck with a little gangster accent mugging people for bread is hilarious, but I can't see a librarian or parent ever buying a picture book for their children entitled "The Adventures of Jose´ the Stabby Stabby Duck"
#4
Bread In My Beak Or Blood On My Knife
Final score:
126points
yannick van gennip 2 years ago
An little fact giving bread to the ducks is basically slowly killing them you give them bread wich hold noting of nutrition value for them it swels up in their stomach becouse bread dose that when its wet and the have an full stomach fast without getting any nutrition so every time you give them bread your killing them
Marco Richter 2 years ago
Must be an addict. Bread is pretty bad for ducks. It fills up their tummies with next to no nutricions.
Kelsey Williams 2 years ago
Adding to the comments that say bread kills ducks. Birds are not mammals. They cannot eat junk food. They cannot store fat in their bodies because they need to stay light to fly. Junk food KILLS them.
#5
Boomer Dads
Final score:
120points
SelkieBlackfysh 2 years ago (edited)
Ah yes. The generation that kicked the ladder down in our face and wonders why we're not millionaires supporting them.
Thot Waffle 2 years ago
We tell our kids, "enough for everything we need, and a lot of the things we want."
The comic is more like a drawing exercise I do on Saturday mornings than a serious art session; something I do for me because it's fun and I've made a commitment to my audience who hate to let them down. The comic is super easy to draw (about 2 hours for each one) and I've got endless ideas to pick from in my notebooks. I often use memes as my inspiration too, which my friends and I are constantly sending each other.
#6
Good Ol' Days
Final score:
119points
Jeff Mauldin 2 years ago (edited)
Will my post you ponder the most be the deleted one?... Maybe.
Jeff Mauldin 2 years ago (edited)
Don't we spend 2 much time being in 2 places we cannot be? The Past and the Future... Yeah.
Jeff Mauldin 2 years ago
If I can just stop living my regretted past in the present then it will be a better future!... Yeah.
#7
Sky High Lamb
Final score:
116points
Naama bh 2 years ago
It's... right! I mean I remember the exact same scene from my childhood!!😂😂
Ray Arani 2 years ago
Me too! Then I had a kid and I remember the entire panic I had the first time someone threw him like that which of course he loved lol.
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Fabiane Thiessen 2 years ago
My heart almost stops every time my husband does this with our boys🫣
A lot of my personal experiences are in these comics, like in the comic where Sheep and Cloud are making fun of the young couple on their phones. People are very quick to judge couples sitting at breakfast scrolling on phones – people can still be together and connected, even if they're not gazing lovingly into each other's eyes the entire meal. The comic demonstrates that comfortable silences and distractions have existed since the dawn of society.
#8
Vapey Mcvapington
Final score:
108points
Rachel Smith 2 years ago
Why is it annoying? Maybe I'm the only one like this but I go outside to vape unless I'm in my house. I'm not near anyone so how is it annoying?
SCP 4666 2 years ago
I do it only at home. A plus side of vaping is that your clothes don't smell like a dumpster
Load More Replies... Human on a stick 2 years ago
Why? It can be an addiction, also really the only annoying people are the ones who brag about doing drugs of any kind and complain when you don't do said drug.
Roju drws 2 years ago
It's still annoying. Especially when you're indoors.
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#9
Scrolling
Final score:
107points
Rachel Smith 2 years ago
This hits. Honestly when you have been with someone for awhile there's no need to have every minute being a "connected moment". Bring comfortable with silence is one of the best things about having a long term partner
Lacia Lew 2 years ago
I just spent several hours of silence reading online novels with my partner while petting the cat. And occasionally each other.
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Heather Vandegrift 2 years ago
Usually it's my BF and me sending silly memes and suggestions of things to do back and forth... But yeah, WE'RE the ones who are disconnected
#10
Moths
Final score:
104points
Katelyn R 2 years ago
Moths are beautiful. Bees are heros we don't deserve. Wasps are jerks. Butterflies are drama queens
Giant alien spider 2 years ago
Spiders are useful. Mosquitoes are monsters.
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Duncan 2 years ago (edited)
Most "moths" we see at night are actually butterflies that live at night. They won't eat your clothes but they will fertilize plants and flowers. Real moths are also a lot smaller then these nighttime butterflies. Also there are are more species of nighttime butterflies then their daytime cousins
ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN 2 years ago
Nooo my babies don’t listen to them u r beautiful little moths
Heather Vandegrift 2 years ago
Seriously? Wasps and mosquitos are the WORST! Don't malign the beautiful moth!
#11
Cloud Is A Monster
Final score:
99points
MicrowaveGoddess 2 years ago
Roses are red, Cacti are prickly, HOLY SHIZ THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
#12
Sand
Final score:
99points
Sabre 2 years ago
I don't like sand, it's course and rough and irritating and it gets EVERYWHERE!
Ambry Petersen 2 years ago
But the sand can hide hidden treasures, like seashells or perfectly dried seaweed, or a cool piece of driftwood.
Ash Conner 2 years ago
Omg!! So true. Every time I go to the beach I think of this. Freaking sand!!
Lærke Lund Madsen 2 years ago
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough, and it gets everywhere - anakin
#13
Rude Rooster
Final score:
98points
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
🎵🎶 mY RoOsTEr Is MuCH biGgEr than YOOouUrS My RoOsTeR cAn WaLk RiGhT tHrOuGh ThE dOoR wiTh the FeElin So PURE iTs GoT u CoMin BaCk fOr MoOore🎵🎶 (im sorry everyone)
Pamela Hutchison 2 years ago
But theyre staring at the rooster...most animals will get somewhat cocky when being stared at and talked about...I mean, he's right there..don't they realize he can hear them
#14
Coffee > Being On Time
Final score:
97points
Jacob Bissey 2 years ago
I mean, honestly? I don't drink coffee, but if the penalty is the same whether you're one minute late or an hour, and stopping for coffee helps you get into a proper mindset to get your work done well, then you're probably better off taking your time and getting a coffee if you're gonna be late anyway. Like, obviously punctuality is important so try to be on time and don't let coffee *make* you late if you would be on time if not for stopping for coffee, but sometimes you're just running late for whatever reason and you realize when you're halfway there that short of time travel or teleportation there's nothing you can do at that point to make it on time, so you may as well relax and take your time since you'll be late either way and being in a good headspace to get stuff done will always be better for productivity than being there a few minutes faster and super stressed out.
RainbowInTheDark _7 2 years ago
What if you did leave early enough to get coffee and to get to work on time, but after getting coffee you got into a traffic jam that then made you late for work? Lol I always try to leave early enough to also account for unsuspected traffic, but there are times where even that still makes you late, although rare.
#15
Type A Or B?
Final score:
96points
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
i just have to have one cup of regular coffee and i will get so f**King caffeinated. if i'm having a good day i'll be manic and giddy and hyper and probably act like i'm on cocaine. and if i'm having a bad day, i will die on the floor screaming.
Lacia Lew 2 years ago
Fun fact : "Good day" is a brand name for Indonesian instant coffee.
Load More Replies... Pamela Hutchison 2 years ago
The black coffee drinkers need to stop putting crystal meth in their coffee...maybe sugar isnt quite as bad as the crystal meth they've been consuming after all...I suggest they switch back to sugar..smh Ya think?
Daniel Alicea 2 years ago
Wait, are you not supposed to smell colors? Why am I just learning this now?!
foryouwhynot IB 2 years ago
I like my one small cup of coffee as strong and black as you can get, nothing in it…only need one if it’s done right ;) even though the darker/bolder it is the less caffeine it has!
#16
Heels
Final score:
95points
#17
Vintage
Final score:
94points
Pamela Hutchison 2 years ago
Yea but back then you know that toy wouldve been opened and played with and broken. It wouldnt be anywhere near prestine unopened unused condition anyway..
Ash Conner 2 years ago
If they would have bought them then that would have been an investment. That's the proper way you teach children the ways of money
Verified Loser 2 years ago
Truth though... That's why I go out of my way when I can, you just never know... And out of my way is like $10 to $20 bucks so often on occasion lol.
#18
Stabby Shampoo
Final score:
91points
Nykky 2 years ago
People are most likely to get murdered by a relative if they are going to get murdered. Or just someone they know. It's stats and psychology.
Dana Lockett 2 years ago
Why does it have to be coconut shampoo? I use coconut shampoo.... and conditioner, and leave-in conditioner. Who knows when my time will be now. 😂 I'll keep taking my chances
#19
Gesundheit
Final score:
90points
that weird wallflower is demi 2 years ago
Yeah, all trees do! Wait... what?!
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H.J. carlson 2 years ago
Captured how I feel when people sneeze at me!! Please people cover your mouth!!
Music Eating Fox 2 years ago
Oh, good. It’s nice to know that even clouds sneeze when exposed to sun…
Michael Smith 2 years ago
But... clouds are exposed to the sun all the time, unless it's night, or there's more clouds on top of them...
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You Are Enough
Final score:
88points
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
im the laziest, annoying-est, rudest b**ch alive, so if you feel bad about yourself, just know i am "enough" and i know for a fact that unless you're a serial killer you're morally and charismatically better than me and you deserve love more than i do and i wish i could give all of it to you
Prune Juice Cookie 2 years ago
The problem is no one listens most of the time, going on about how they suck when we're all saying they're not
Eledore Massis 2 years ago
Enough... is never enough! #97 Would a Ferengi say, and I agree. You may not be enough but everyone else isn't either, just try to be plenty for select few.
Jacob Bissey 2 years ago
You are enough. You are plenty. Honestly? Sometimes you're like WAY too much, if we're being real here. The one thing you will never be is insufficient.
Thelittlebean 2 years ago
i wish my family would say this to me but i don't think it will ever happen :\
#21
Another?
Final score:
84points
Mine Truly 2 years ago
*OC said, gripping their fourth coffee in a shaking hand*
Load More Replies... Rachel Smith 2 years ago
It doesn't make you anxious when your brain doesn't make enough happy hormones. When I have "too much" caffeine I just feel happy.
Bria Newberry 2 years ago
I have had this same conversation with my sheep. Or maybe he's the cloud. Not sure. 😆
#22
Choc-Mint
Final score:
84points
Nykky 2 years ago
I'm allergic to mint and love mint chocolate chip ice cream. It's the one mint thing I thoroughly enjoy
H.J. carlson 2 years ago
Would need something stronger than ice cream if that happened to me, like a great lawyer!!
CaptainFluffy 2 years ago
Choc mint is the best. Apart from the time I got one that tasted like toothpaste :(
Ugh_What_Now 2 years ago
My choc brownie is even better than mint choc chip... but so difficult to find anymore.
#23
Matcha
Final score:
82points
Michelle McCarson 2 years ago
I'm sorry, but I had some badly made matcha once, and I hate the taste of it now...😩
#24
Flowers Are Lazy Gifts
Final score:
81points
#25
Me Or
Final score:
80points
Marco Richter 2 years ago
Well, if you bring me into the position to decide between you and coffee you are propably not a good friend to begin with ;)
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
might get downvoted for this but... all of y'all are addicted to caffeine and it's not even a joke. the withdrawal from that stufff is literally so bad, i had the only genuinely suicidal thought i've ever had during a caffeine withdrawal and literally. nothing. made. me. happy. for almost two weeks. soooo maybe wean yourself off of caffeine if you can cause seriously you guys have issues. sorry for the dark subject change but it needed to be said.
Samuel Pelatan 2 years ago
Don't : "it's the coffee or me" Do : "your addiction impacts our relationship, i'm suffering from it. I want to help you work on it, but I can't keep up if things dont change"
Heather Vandegrift 2 years ago
I once had a Valentine's day coffee cup that said I LOVE YOU MORE THAN COFFEE* then in fine print *I actually don't love anyone more than coffee, but it's the thought that counts, right?
Pamela Hutchison 2 years ago
Clouds dont have the sort of emotions sheep have ..I knew this back when the poor sheep felt worthless...I mean the cloud was there for the sheep...but I could tell it truly didnt understand.
#26
Wrong Bunny
Final score:
78points
#27
The Office
Final score:
74points
bill cipher 2 years ago
hello there three-dimensional one lived skin puppet! i like watching you too!
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Rinnegan Jackson 2 years ago
I just started binge watching House MD again so this basically my Mood
AwkwardTurtle965 2 years ago
I knew exactly what to watch. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to watch
#28
Favourite Dinosaur?
Final score:
74points
BenMaharaj 2 years ago
I just answer velociraptor to avoid stigma, but in my heart I’m all about Dunkleosteus and bear dogs.
Sofia Rinne 2 years ago
I wanted to say just one, but I can't choose between baryonyx and utahraptor
#29
Bug Wants A Hug
Final score:
69points
Olive Harper 2 years ago (edited)
Why did the sheep call the lady bug a lady bird? I am assuming it is not a typo
Ambry Petersen 2 years ago
Cockroaches can spread disease...and survive an apocalypse. Not a fan of them personally, but I'll admit they have some interesting attributes.
Charlotte Gachoud 2 years ago
I had Madagascar hissing cockroaches and they're so cute with their little attitude 😍
#30
Consistency
Final score:
69points
agender idiot (he/they) 2 years ago
don't treat yourself with junk food, instead maybe a trip or something special :)
#31
Take Asses
Final score:
68points
Ambry Petersen 2 years ago
Do you know where those buns have been? (Though in hindsight you'd probably rather not know).
#32
Bird Ownership
Final score:
65points
Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago (edited)
And if I open his cage up to let him out, he hissed at me and stays inside :( . He likes music though
Rachel Smith 2 years ago
That usually means a bird has been mistreated. Put the bird in a smaller room,keep the cage open, slowly learn it's trust before you try to pet it. Not all pets are like dogs.
Jeff Mcelfresh 2 years ago
As a bird owner, I second this! I have a rescue Aftican Grey and she used to be really aggressive and kept to herself, but after a little bonding with her, she's allowed me to give her head rubbies and even hold her a bit
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Ambry Petersen 2 years ago
Our bird hates to be off his perch, however we take the top part that his perch hangs on off and move it around. He likes that, gets a different view and still gets to keep his perch. The only way to get him off his perch is to let him sit on the towel rack and watch us from there.
Caleb 2 years ago (edited)
No need to cage them, they return to their home automatically. Not wild, they've been domesticated since before the chicken. They like you and will hang out with you (well, most of them will lol) and there are hundreds of breeds/colors. One of the most satisfying critters I've ever kept around the house.
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Better The Devilled Egg You Know
Final score:
62points
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
Plus, they are a lot of work! Just snag a bunch at Aunt Blanche's next potluck!
#34
Rock Collection
Final score:
62points
Amy Burrows 2 years ago
Trust me you're good enough! It's the people around you that aren't good enough for you. Have a fantastic day.
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#35
Cauliflower Rice
Final score:
62points
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I love raw cauliflower. I could eat an entire head of raw cauliflower. I've never had riced cauliflower, though. Should I be scared? XD
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
Idk, I haven't had it either. My mom does make really good cauliflower with garlic tho!
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Mine Truly 2 years ago
Thank you for being the only person to agree with me that riced cauliflower is GROSS. And I like cauliflower. But riced cauliflower? Somehow cursed af
Rob Miles 2 years ago
The trick to making riced cauliflower taste good is to dry it out as much as possible in a hot pan. You can add some butter or oil for flavor, but you really want to cook off as much water out of the cauliflower as you can. Then you can use the seasonings of your choice, but you have to add a little moisture back into the cauliflower (water is fine, but chicken or vegetable stock is better). The cauliflower absorbs that moisture back into it, only now it's drawing in your seasonings as well. You'll still know it's cauliflower, but it won't have that very forward cauliflower flavor anymore. It's great as a side dish with some other mixed vegetables, or as a stir fry.
#36
Bufferfly
Final score:
52points
#37
No One Likes A Gavin
Final score:
52points
The happy frog 2 years ago
You have to admit the frogs pretty cute though
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Quite, Nerd
Final score:
52points
Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal 2 years ago
This is a constant conversation i got with my spouse. Cosplaying is the same as wearing a sport jersey at a game.
#39
Crusts?!
Final score:
52points
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
How does he make the "why" gesture with both front legs without falling on the ground?
#40
No One Likes A Carl
Final score:
50points
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago (edited)
"There was a long queue outside the Lego store, Coral...they were lined up for blocks...blocks, Coral..."
Micah Stebbins 2 years ago
These were really entertaining! Thanks Sean, have you ever read any Fabulous Freek Brothers?
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Alias-the-shade 2 years ago
I was informed in the tag that the knife wielding duck would make occasional appearances More than once. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Sean Avery (Post author) 2 years ago
Agreed, misleading for sure! Sincerest apologies. Follow me on IG; I promise to include more knife-wielding ducks in future comics <3
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Magnus Eklund 2 years ago
These were all so amazing! <3 Favs were: booze, the poor electrocuted tree and the get well letter :D
Alias-the-shade 2 years ago
I was informed in the tag that the knife wielding duck would make occasional appearances More than once. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Sean Avery (Post author) 2 years ago
Agreed, misleading for sure! Sincerest apologies. Follow me on IG; I promise to include more knife-wielding ducks in future comics <3
Load More Replies... Magnus Eklund 2 years ago
These were all so amazing! <3 Favs were: booze, the poor electrocuted tree and the get well letter :D
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