Stuff No One Told Me (56 Pics)

I can really relate ...

Wasn't this from the 'Sunscreen' song, by Baz Luhrman?

You haven't met my dad -_-

I don't wanna live with spiders

I think it's mostly a sign of confidence. Everyone has ideas, most people consider their own ideas dumb and let it end there, creative people believe and let them flow

It's a Monday ... doubt it

Fem flade flødeboller på et fladt flødebollefad <--- knock yourself out ????

I do it like they do on the discovery channel

I literally feel how big truth is this.

so anyone who'll do pot with ya

Generalities are generally a bad idea. And BONERS? Nah, just sticky britches.

Right in the feels

... from the other siiiiiiiiiide

This is a fantastic one, it took me a long time to realise that STUFF can be replaced, time and people can't.

which is almost all the time!

That awkward moment when you're wearing nikes and you can't do it.

Like the gordian knot. Something there just is no easy solution and you just have to force your way through it. :-D

Now I REALLY want to life in a world where bunny hats are hot trend

preach

sad that the person you chose for uglier is *fat*. sigh

I like how the little bubble is drawn like a sperm.. I see what you did there. Also, ew.

Easier said than done, though...

oh I love this

TOTALY how boring would the world be if everybody was exact duplicates of each other?

Only if you have a sh#t family will you really appreciate this one.

Actually, I sent my kid to school to learn to read, write, do arithmetic, etc.... I expected him to learn about life at home.

Trust your instincts but act (as) rationally (as possible)

Ha ha. If only they realised this!

I think everyone understands that... there will always be someone worst off than you, but that shouldn't mean you shouldn't be allowed to complain or feel bad ever without feeling guilty. No matter how well off someone might be, they will still have their own problems, get stressed, and need to vent. Feeling inadequate doesn't mean you're not grateful for what you do have

Amen

This is annoying ...we all have friends like that. And on the rare occasions YOU need a favor from THEM... they are "too busy"

It's funny how the people over-analyzing this are proving the point of the message.

This is a good one. I think most people go through that stage where they enjoy calling themselves freaks, thinking they're so much diffrent than everyone else. But really, you're not. You're just as normal as everyone else.

Working on this one...

My mom used to tell us this one :-)

mean you has no idea what going on in the world

♩♪♬ "Belieeeeeeeve in yourself! You got to belieeeeeeeving yourself, baby. Belieeeeeeeve in yourself! Or you get nothing from anyone else" ♪♬

On the flip side of that, I have learnt one does need to take themselves seriously enough to actually be proud of achievements and keep track of them, even if no one else does.

I don't have a d**k, so I cannot relate to this situation :-P think I'll go and spread some anger, then

It's ok to fail. Humans fail sometimes.

...so we -can- brag about the 2 weeks...?

PS: we don't fart backwards

Just turn your house into a Bar, problem solved.

Some of my coworkers are winning at this game...

ah it prolly was ;D

truly accurate.

it may not solve anything, but venting def helps me feel better!

no wonder there are a few contradicting ones here.. but that's ok..

If they don't, get some new friends.

unless you are truly smart and some jealous f**k just think you trying to be smart, because you know.. theyre dumb and jealous little b***h lol

☝️ "The Donald" as a young man.

Like that time I tried using Photoshop on a Mac and I was like, "WHY ISN'T CONTROL+Z WORKING?!"

No!! Don't delete..delete...stop!!

everyone's definition of "logic" is quite different tho..

*looks around* I see a lot of people NOT getting laid right now....

You've clearly never worked in customer service. Squeaky wheel ALWAYS gets the oil.

Unless you work in the service industry...