50 Innocent Jokes That Are Still Funny, As Shared On This Instagram Page

he kinda deserved that tbh

Love it!

Well, when I first wore glasses, the optician told me to clean them with dish soap, so I did. The problem was, I also used the sponge, the one with rough green side, to clean them, as in my mind, dish soap went with sponge. As a result, my new glasses got scratched pretty much the first day I got them. In my defense, I was only 10 at the time.

imagine if this happened and some random 4 year old was selected for swimming

LOL to this one - well done, OP and I most sincerely hope you find the answer!

I’m Team Ross on this one 😬

Forgot to add irl after the dollars

"Hippos absolutely do eat meat, when it presents itself on their doorstep."

My dad once tried to buy 1 cucumber with his order, but ordered 1 box of cucumbers. Was fun to go around the neighbourhood giving away cucumbers 😁

I've actually seen this advised as an outline for writing a cover letter.

I vote Terry Crews too!

Amen.

Maybe because it's 3am but I laughed way to hard

I agree whole heartedly.

It is a lot of cheese

petting the kitty is very much a main quest actually.

I would’ve guessed 420 💨

why do i understand exactly what he means? it feels wrong that Q is not next to X or Y ... Edit: who made the alphabet anyways? why is it in that order and not in a different one?

What to do, what to do, what to do...

I one time panicked because I got a notification that my email password changed, immediately reset it. I remembered like 3 days later that I was the one that changed it...

A lighter and a deodorant can, could alleviate this situation.

As a dancer I feel this. And my ankles. And my knees.

Jellies are dis-sting-t. It really is a no-brainer.

This makes me laugh every time

He's got a point.

Since I was a kid, I thought the leap day should be between the last day and first day of the year. Dec 31, LEAP DAY!, Jan 1. Why randomly attach it to the middle of the calendar?

THAT'S MY SISTER! She may not be the best looking but stop calling her names!

Now I want to see an Illiad version done with toy story characters

Love it, love it, love it. “How YOU dune?”

The McDonald's jokes make me grimace

Me too, but I want all the dogs to be Shih Tzu's, so I can go out in a Tzunami

This is good science. Eliminating wrong answers helps you find the right one.

Excellent point

I ain't afraid of no goats

Apparently orphan beavers who never saw another beaver in their life will eventually start blocking your hallway with a dam made of stuffed animals. [EDIT: Look! Tim posted a video in reaction to this comment.]

something isn't right here...

"If you say “beer can” in an English accent it sounds like “bacon” in a Jamaican accent."

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I had bio homework where they were asking us to prove why a cuttlefish doesn’t belong to class Pisces

My favourite fun fact is that over 3 percent of the earths surface is covered by water :D

And the whole club was lookin at herrrrrrrr.

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Dan the man, the legend, the friendly neighborhood wizard

Then, the cab driver said “have a nice flight” and you said “you too”.

Cheetos are good, tho

My cat when I try to pet her

Mistakes were made.

In my case, I would add "choking on my own saliva".

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I admit I once broke off and stole a tiny piece of a succulent plant in Home Depot. I jammed it in my pocket and took it home, I planted it and it grew roots and propagated, and now it fills an entire planter pot in my backyard XD

Especially if you can lift 1000lbs of it.

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Don't wait, Just go now!

I love this so much! Stealing your idea!

Buf if sobebody votes my out, does my vote count?

We are all time beings.

It's great to be an adult who plays the cello. Being a kid who played the cello...sucked. It's impossible to be cool when your instrument is bigger than you. Walking to school with a cello, you're like a wounded gazelle on the Serengeti. Bullies smell you coming a mile away. "Ooh, I don't know what that thing is, but I know I'm gonna break it." (Rob Parovian, no quotes bc I'm too lazy to track down the exàct wording. :P)

I love the smell of quality poetry in the morning...

Oldie but goodie.

Well, WILL THERE?

A little more than five minutes, maybe like an hour

I fell for a joke like this once

There is no way I will be calling my teachers by their first names if I am to see them when I’m older, that’d feel way too weird

That's how the airport bullies will find you. Thanks a lot, TSA.

IKEA saying 'meatball' is a little 'love name'. It's their equivalent of 'darling' or 'shnookums'.

aaaaaaannd now its in my head too thank you very much

Sparagus, sparagus will you do the Fandango.....

Nope. Taste combinations Mother Nature never intended…