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40 People Share The Funniest Things They Heard Someone Say In Their Sleep
If you've ever had the pleasure of living with a sleep-talker, you probably know how hilarious (or even creepy) the things they say tend to be. But probably the most intriguing and strange thing about this whole concept is that, to this day, doctors and psychologists still don't have much information on what it is and why some people are prone to engage in it.
However, the lack of knowledge surrounding the topic of sleep-talking doesn't make it any less funny—various popular forums, online groups, and social media platforms are full of folks sharing and discussing the best and most hilarious sleep-talking stories they've been lucky enough to encounter. Knowing that, we took the matter into our own hands to scan the interwebs and make a list out of the ones that have the most potential to crack you up.
With that being said, Bored Panda invites you to look through some of the most hilarious sleep-talking stories people shared online. And as always, don't forget to vote for the entries you liked the most and share your own stories in the comment section!
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Edgar Rops 5 years ago
According to my wife, I once sat upright in bed, raised the index finger and declared "I shall petition the E!" I am a lawyer, so yes, occupational dreams can be quite vivid
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Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago
One time I woke up convinced I’d lost my arm because it was completely numb from me sleeping on it.
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AlmightyOne 5 years ago
I remember having a dream in which there was a dog who attacked my mother. I did not see the dog, as in the dream I was not there for the event, but in my dream Mom, although unhurt, told me that a dog had attacked her. Right before I drifted out of that dream, I saw a large pitbull/boxer mixed breed a murmured "dog? What dog?" As the dog just calmly walked up a hiking trail towards us (we were in the mountains in the dream). When I woke up to no dog I was understandably very confused, and Mom, who had overheard me muttering in my sleep since we were in the same room staying at my aunt's house, was equally so.
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Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
Ironed potatoes and a tank called Tommie,where were you when you woke up?
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Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
He broke my 100 year old stained glass church window during a nightmare. Hurt his leg too.
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Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
That's cute. The most adventursome I was when I called from the store to ask why I was there in my PJ's. I had driven there! From then on if I went outside my husband checked to make sure I was awake.
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Martin Kaine 5 years ago
What a philanthropist, trying to raise money for the Arts in your sleep!
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Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
One bad dream the snakes were biting my back while I tried to climb the building, Daddy turned the light on when he heard me screaming and peeled me off the top of the bed.
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Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago (edited)
No dear, the curtain is closed , the camara is off it's time to accept your award and go home.
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Abigail Nagel 5 years ago
it would have been SO FUNNY if that had actually fit in the conversation.
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Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
Sometimes there are horrible nightmars. The worst one ever I was trying to save babies from being hurt by evil people and no one would help me. I woke up and started crying asking my husband why he wouldn't help save the babies. We had to turn the light on and talk that one out. It was horrible.
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Tigersquid Kittydoggy 5 years ago
Silly, everyone knows that yelling F*** OFF in your sleep is the only way to dispose of demons
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Skull Tastic 5 years ago
I was in the hospital on bed rest before giving birth to my extremely premie son. My mom was in the room as I napped. I apparently sat bolt up right and she asked if I was ok. I said “the trees and the bushes will help me”. Mom asks what? And I said “I have no idea why I said that” and then passed out
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littlesaresare 5 years ago
As a kid at a sleepover, one of the girls started sleepwalking. We asked her what she was doing. "I have to give the hot cross buns to Jesus." We tried waking her up but it just made her more hysterical and she fought us off, because she REALLY needed to get those hot cross buns to Jesus.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 5 years ago
I have two of these. One time my sister screamed in my mom's face in the middle of the night. My mom woke up and panicked while my sister and dad remained asleep. It's probably one of the funniest things she's done. Another time I went to sleep and around midnight, I unplugged all my devices(phone, laptop, iPad) and even put on my glasses. I walked downstairs and freaked the heck out of my dad who was the only one down there. I have yet to live that down.
Yes, I’m a Bookworm 5 years ago
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Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago
I once woke myself up because I made it out of my room, down the stairs, and ran into the glass sliding door into the backyard. I was six at the time. I sleepwalked a lot, I also often found myself in the kitchen, and once, in a package of Oreos.
littlesaresare 5 years ago
As a kid at a sleepover, one of the girls started sleepwalking. We asked her what she was doing. "I have to give the hot cross buns to Jesus." We tried waking her up but it just made her more hysterical and she fought us off, because she REALLY needed to get those hot cross buns to Jesus.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 5 years ago
I have two of these. One time my sister screamed in my mom's face in the middle of the night. My mom woke up and panicked while my sister and dad remained asleep. It's probably one of the funniest things she's done. Another time I went to sleep and around midnight, I unplugged all my devices(phone, laptop, iPad) and even put on my glasses. I walked downstairs and freaked the heck out of my dad who was the only one down there. I have yet to live that down.
Yes, I’m a Bookworm 5 years ago
Me: immediately upvotes because I see a wings of fire username
Load More Replies... Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago
I once woke myself up because I made it out of my room, down the stairs, and ran into the glass sliding door into the backyard. I was six at the time. I sleepwalked a lot, I also often found myself in the kitchen, and once, in a package of Oreos.
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