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Horoscopes usually regale us with glowing tales of future love, wealth, and prosperity. One artist, however, has a different interpretation of what the celestial bodies are trying to tell us, and it's a little less frilly.
Shitty Horoscopes is the brainchild of Toronto-based Amrit Brar, also known as 'Musterni.' Unfolding on Tumblr since 2015 and culminating in the recent release of a Kickstarter-funded 13-chapter book, the project turns the shortcomings and darker sides of each star sign into brief but poignant poems, accompanied by delightfully cool drawings of decorated skeletal remains. Brutally honest, yet instantly relatable, Brar's messages to horoscope signs read like a wine-induced 3 AM conversation with your best friend, which is probably why her Tumblr fans just keep demanding more and more of her creative ideas.
Scroll down, find your astrology sign, and have a laugh at the intricacies of our psyche that may or may not be influenced by the planets moving around us.
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#1
Scorpio
Richard Petch 8 years ago
My ex wife was a Scorpio, she didn't sting herself to death, but she lost the best man she ever had in her life, I missed her for years after our split but not now.
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
These illustrations are really quite lovely though. They're cool af.
BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago
As someone with a Scorpio as a fiance, yeah they need to curb that tail.
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Gemini
#3
Sagittarius
#4
Aquarius
#5
Aries
#6
Libra
Erzsébet Bükkös 8 years ago
I'm a Libra. And this is true, but people usually don't care about that I loving them, like it wasn't the most precious thing they could get from me
#7
Cancer
Master Markus 8 years ago
I thought that Cancer was shy nice people? That's what it always was when I was a kid, and how I first suspected that horoscopes were b******t since I didn't fit it.
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Taurus
#9
Pisces
#10
Virgo
#12
Capricorn
just a thought ! 8 years ago
I usually don't have a big ego ... But some times , when things get out of hand , I just shy away from people , which they might consider as me being egotistic.... So maybe that's how I understand this ...
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What do you think ?
Lazy Panda 2 8 years ago
I have never figured out why the stars, billions of miles away, spend so much time aligning themselves to tell me, "you'll be in a spot of bother at work."
Zori the degu 8 years ago
Well, they don't but reading horoscopes is still a great way of fighting boredom. I think that this horoscope is 100% incorrect but the one that my mother likes to watch on ORT TV is surprisingly accurate for my family.
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Vanessica Bloxgirl 8 years ago
Anyone notice the URL? 'Shiity-horoscopes-zodiac-anthology-amrit-brar'
Emilly Little 8 years ago
If you enjoyed these pieces, this art is done by a tumblr user by the name of Musterni or Amrit Brar, there's more when this came from!
Lazy Panda 2 8 years ago
I have never figured out why the stars, billions of miles away, spend so much time aligning themselves to tell me, "you'll be in a spot of bother at work."
Zori the degu 8 years ago
Well, they don't but reading horoscopes is still a great way of fighting boredom. I think that this horoscope is 100% incorrect but the one that my mother likes to watch on ORT TV is surprisingly accurate for my family.
Load More Replies... Vanessica Bloxgirl 8 years ago
Anyone notice the URL? 'Shiity-horoscopes-zodiac-anthology-amrit-brar'
Emilly Little 8 years ago
If you enjoyed these pieces, this art is done by a tumblr user by the name of Musterni or Amrit Brar, there's more when this came from!
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