40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

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Religion should not play a part in sex education.

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” ― George Carlin

I love the trend of using random words as insults. There's something so satisfying in saying "What are you even on about you soggy dishtowel?"

It's somewhere in those bushes

Yay France! Now if those still lagging behind could follow this example....

Sad, but true. I was told for years that my back pain was because I was a few pounds overweight and that it would get better if I just walked more. Lost the extra weight, but still had horrible back pain. Changed doctors because he wouldn't take me seriously. New doctor quickly diagnosed me as having scoliosis.

We should just stab him! Then he can demonstrate to us how to properly hold the blood in!

LOL 😆 🤣 😂

Ahahahahaha that's gold

I thought a long neck was a symbol of femininity? Also, if he thinks broad shoulders mean she's a man, he really ought to check out some olympic swimmers.

I never wanted to have children (and I don't). In my early 20's I looked into getting a hysterectomy and my doctor said that if I met a guy and he wanted kids, I would regret it. So my doctor and the imaginary husband had more rights than I do.

Move along, literally nothing to see here...

Please do wash under your foreskins tho

Yeah, it must be THEIR fault you know

You don't have to organize to get pregnant

So, as a man, the only sex you can get is through artificial intelligence fantasy? You know that’s a really sad situation, don’t you?

.....huh? I'm....what? Do people think a hymen is like that freshness seal on a pringles can?

`"Upincoming female wolverine dc movie"- this comment has me more enraged than anything else on this page. Wolverine is Marvel goddamit.

There's no such thing as an alpha male. Just angry little boys who constantly have to tell everyone that they're "alpha". And yes, I'm male.

Luckily I am four of these.

I've got endométriose. My periods last 10 days and cost 25€ in pads each months. That guy should wake up in a puddle of his own blood if he wants to give his opinion on periods.

I hereby declare that anyone who critiques another human being, has to publish a full body picture in underwear of themselves with it. I bet that the criticism stops overnight. (Edit for grammar)

They apply the same logic to drug trials: At one point they apparently set up a clinical study for a medication related to cervical cancer... with only men in the survey.

Yes, Captain Patriot know better than a doctor

Sir, if you like it tight, you should go to jail

wait, so incels finally figured out by themselves that they should rather not try and reproduce? This is great news

Stay hydrated, y'all.

if I am blowing blood to the back seat ... please take me to the hospital.

They're ideally shaped to be a pouch for liquid. Maybe something with nutritional value. But that'd be insane.

Oh you sweet summer children

Eric can go sit on a cactus. Repeatedly

Was... was this post written by a sperm cell?

"women don't even enjoy it"............

Does it make a difference if I walk or dive in instead of throwing myself in?

The pigment of a woman's parts has nothing to do with her sexual experience wtf it's not a mood ring that changes color.

Some people have been taught that if you are a virgin it's wrong to use a tampon. Proper sex education is desperately required.

Is this how Groot was conceived?

Humans, elephants, and ants? Only those three animals? Why specifically those three animals? Do we have the same evolutionary psychology as ants and elephants but not, say, chimpanzees?

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but what if that is what I want to be??

Why would you even think this???

At least he found it?

It saddens me that other women are promoting rubbish like this.

Tell us you've never satisfied a woman without telling us you've never satisfied a woman.

Sadly, no chance of this person’s brain improving.

There may be a good reason why you can't find a source for that mate.

Damn! I knew my ankle tattoo of all my abortions would come back to bite me!

If you can't find it on your own, maybe let her instruct you on what to do, or just let her take charge. If she is in charge and can't find it, maybe you are coming up short or thin, and should try your tongue instead.

No he's got a point! His struggle is much harder, living with a non-functioning brain and all.

Yes, when I fart my butt check raises elegantly

"I have permanent neurological damage." Yeah you ain't wrong there.

Isn't there just the one egg most of the time?

I mean after having kids it can become a problem sometimes. Totally not meant negatively, just not fair to joke about if women are actually experiencing issues

You know.....I never noticed that despite having used this skin more times than I care to count.

....Why is this guy analyzing a drawing of a fictional person to ascertain virginity?

If I sleep with a pad under my pillow, does the period fairy come???? Lols

Such idiots to believe that 🙄

I’m up to post 30 and don’t know if my blood pressure can take any more of this thread…

This is false. It's been proven to be false.

That one specific kind? Very unlikely but not impossible. But they happen elsewhere in the body too

Oh god not with the hip dips again. What's next, 'knee folds'? 'Elbow skin'? 'Ankle creases'? Stop making women feel insecure about their bones and muscles, for chrissake.

Do you think they'd buy applying Tiger Balm to jock straps as a 'Manliness' aid?

Again, slightly rooted in truth although a long time ago. Centuries ago thicker women were seen as better choices for motherhood as it showed they had a decent lifestyle and could afford to feed and take care of a baby, plus skinnier women were at more risk of dying during childbirth.

In Sweden we actually (jokingly) call it the "c**k v" because it's pointing at your penis.

Funnily enough, my BFF got married at 40 & had a child ar 42. Go back to school!