74 Absurdly Funny Memes That Will Have You Forgetting Your Problems For A Minute

I once complained a company hadn't paid me (WELL into the time of all online banking) and they said the payments "had to go to Sydney." I said: What, by camel train??

The kind of person to do so is the kind of person likely to make it open source just for the love of the game.

on the other hand: the despair when you rewatch something you really liked and it just doesn't hit the spot anymore😒

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No, not at all

You can lead a man to reason, but you can't make them think.

Unless decoy laptop is also made of warmz, kitteh is going to meowtriculate

Actually, where I live, the tornado needs to be added in with the fire picture as well as in the fall too. 😭

Keep avoiding the dreaded AI. Not only will it prevent people from using their brains, but will be the downfall of humanity.

Oh dear, yes.

When I wasn't in debt...🤷🏽

*snort laughs*

This makes sense

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Or maybe turn some water into gas...

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The only reason I didn't buy the house for sale in the next street was down to the green kitchen cabinets not the €850000 asking price which is more than double what my house costs

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I still do this! Or I close one eye to make sure that "not a lot of light gets in" so it'll wake me up all the way XD I have no idea if this actually does anything, but I've been doing it all my life!

Naps are completely justified.

I really like to know how they allow them. And I am in the automotive business since 44 year

I never once went to sleep with my contact lenses in.

Mine is more that I forget I even made a list until after I leave the store. 🙄

I'll take one please!

OMG yes. And parents don't tell them to cover their mouth ..... couldn't care.

Money gives you security and calm above all (and some happiness).

Sadly at my age my back hurt if I sleep more than 10 hours

Star Buicks.

I have a gaming group with people from different time zones, the struggle is real. 😁

Please get out of my head 🫣. But seriously, why does it take so long to realise you're allowed to just not give a f*

Sorry, but that bear is adorable bracing his feet on an ice floe like it's his coffee table.

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Then you look at the time and it's two minutes before your alarm. 😭

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Me after a whole pot of coffee

Oh god don't do that. She'll use when she's behaving badly later.

That's astigmatism. Get corrective lenses. If you drive like this without getting glasses, you should lose your license, if not go to jail. This is the I've only had one or two drinks attitude towards other people's safety.

Yes, not sure where it went (Mr Auntriarch says down the plughole in the bath. I've sent him to his room)

that's my Labrador talking!

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Someone sounds a little jealous

Henry Ford

OMG. This is truth.

Maybe it's a protection racket, every now and then they drop one in your eye "see what would happen if you didn't have eyelashes"

I do like just holding my black glass infobrick.

Or a money tree.

Bc of who generally did child care

"I can't afford you"? I'd argue that's a dig against you, not a compliment.

Not if you're retired.

Won't work in most states, as they are "At Will" employment. "At Will" means either employer or employee can terminate an employment contract at any time.

I'm 1m54 (woman), so everyone is tall to me, but I really do not understand this obsession with height, unless you are Dutch and everyone is weirdly tall...

I do that to avoid "wearing off the Zeros"

It's ok, it takes up a different space that the regular food didn't get to.

Barbie Doll not one to mess with.

The crabapple didn't fall far from the tree 😂

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That is why I don't bother spending an hour getting ready any more! If I'm just going to hate myself when I'm in a dress, my hair actually styled, and with makeup on, why bother losing that hour? XD

It's the insecure ones that try to point out or make up flaws in people just so they can feel better about themselves for a minute. Worst though is the group of work mean girls, because we know that's what makes the ringleader do it but the rest would rather go along with it, instead of them being the target. Whole sad group that terrorize many workplaces. Generally ran by an incompetent manager

RE-PRE-SEN-TA-TIVE!

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Need a live person….i understand you need a live person can you tell me more about why you are calling?…live person….i understand you need a live person, can you tell me more about why you are calling?….b***h give me a representative…..I understand you need a representative…………………..aaaaaaaaarghhhhhhh!!!!!!

AGENT!

If they knew how bad my gardening skills were, they would not send me into a phone tree.

I've learned to give a whole lot of dumb questions, usually works

Most of the time, if you say a few swearwords it transfers you straight through to a human 😆

They don't?