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By definition, a Homeowners Association (HOA) is a private organization that creates and enforces rules within a residential community. Its main goal is to keep neighborhoods well-maintained, organized, and to help protect property values. But every now and then, things take a turn. Some HOAs go a little overboard, creating rules that feel less about order and more about control… and yes, we’re talking truly bizarre ones.

To show just how wild things can get, the Bored Panda team went digging and found some examples that might actually make you feel grateful for your own neighborhood rules. Keep scrolling to see just how far some HOAs have taken it.

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Text about HOA rules limiting guest stays to two nights unless informed in writing, with car towing for violations.

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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Premium 50 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What business is it of theirs? How can they justify it?

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    Comment about HOA rules restricting flags, illustrating how HOAs make people’s lives harder for no reason.

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    41 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well plenty of other pride flags only have three colors so... trans flags for everyone :D

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    #3

    Text from a user sharing how an HOA rule banning pet chickens caused confusion due to a wild chicken wandering yards.

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    Comment criticizing HOA rules for banning vegetable gardens, highlighting how HOAs make people’s lives harder unnecessarily.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    Premium     49 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Providing food for your family is ugly when done in the garden. Okay.

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    #5

    Comment from a user sharing a shocking HOA president’s threat to enter homes forcibly, illustrating HOA conflicts.

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    #6

    Warning note about shoes outside door shows HOA making residents' lives harder with strict common area rules.

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    #7

    Text post describing unreasonable HOA rules including package limits, banned delivery services, and restrictions on displaying logos or playing video games.

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    #8

    HOA rule requiring curtains in windows visible from street to be white or off white, causing homeowner frustration.

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    #9

    Screenshot of a forum post describing an HOA rule demanding written permission before emailing a neighbor.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    Premium     44 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you needed to email for permission to get written permission to send an email. And round and round we go.

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    #10

    Comment on HOA rules making people’s lives harder with unreasonable and intrusive interview demands in housing communities.

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    Binky Melnik
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    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That won’t happen, ma’am; I’m a lesbian. (Man, I hope she sued that place HARD!) (See previous post re: What I do in my spare time.) ETA: I wouldn’t be surprised if that place also wanted to name specific races who’re allowed to bang the residents, too.)

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    #11

    Text screenshot showing a user describing hassle with HOAs over mulch color fines for not meeting exact shade requirements.

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    #12

    Text describing HOA rules restricting dog walking on streets and sidewalks despite allowing dogs on private property.

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    #13

    Screenshot of a forum comment describing HOA restrictions on window-mounted A/C units in older homes without central air.

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    #14

    Text post from a user sharing an HOA rule requiring garage doors to stay open during the day causing inconvenience.

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    Binky Melnik
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want to know when you’re not home so they can break in and steal your possessions! 😳

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    Comment about a client fined by HOA for leaving a hose unrolled in her backyard, illustrating HOA issues.

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    Comment about HOA rules requiring dogs to be on leashes at all times, highlighting HOA restrictions frustrations.

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs on a leash IN THE HOME? Good luck enforcing THAT one, Karen!

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    #17

    Text post describing HOA rules restricting planting in condo yards and decks, illustrating HOA restrictions making residents' lives harder.

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    #18

    Text post describing an HOA enforcing strict and unreasonable rules about specific rocks on a driveway with fines and threats.

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    Binky Melnik
    Binky Melnik
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d lead him right to the police station where I’d start screaming as loud as I could that the “peddo” was stalking me and trying to find out where I live.

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    #19

    Comment from realtor about strict HOA bylaws requiring power of attorney, illustrating HOA rules making life harder.

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    #20

    User comment about HOA rules requiring a mailhouse, restrictions on basketball hoops, fences, and specific tree types.

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    #21

    A text post describing how HOAs restrict fenced yards and create conflicts in dog-friendly communities.

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    #22

    List of HOA rules showing restrictions like no lawn gnomes, approved chalk drawings, and banned non-organic fertilizer.

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, how I would constantly be calling them to come approves the peens I’d draw in chalk on my driveway, and inviting all the teenagers in the neighborhood to contribute peen drawings, too! Every spare moment anyone has, come to my place and draw a peen! I’ll supply the chalk!

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    #23

    Text post from username galactic_gargoyle describing HOA rules requiring two stickers per car, towing threats, guest limits after 11pm, and pre-authorized parking passes.

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    #24

    Comment about a 10mph speed limit in a neighborhood, illustrating how HOAs make people’s lives harder.

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    #25

    HOA rules enforcing green or black trampoline covers in neighborhood, showing how HOAs make residents' lives harder.

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    #26

    Text post describing strict HOA rules on approved doorbell frames, illustrating how HOAs made people’s lives harder for no reason.

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    #27

    Rules from an HOA making neighborhood pool use difficult, including hair, towels, and pool toy restrictions causing frustration.

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    Binky Melnik
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the inappropriate word “bytch”?

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    #28

    Screenshot of an online comment describing how an HOA forced a homeowner to paint a visible satellite dish cable brown.

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    Binky Melnik
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would paint it the most contrasted, ugly shade of brown anyone’s ever seen. (Hmmm. Does Pantone have a “diarrhea brown”?)

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    #29

    User comment about HOA rules banning pickup trucks in driveways, highlighting HOA making residents' lives harder without reason

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    #30

    Text post describing an intense HOA security guard enforcing strict and unreasonable HOA community rules.

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    #31

    Comment about HOA fence stain rules with expensive costs and monthly dues showing HOA hardships.

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    #32

    Comment about HOA rules on garage use and storing lawn equipment causing issues with HOA restrictions and storage policies.

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    #33

    Comment about HOA condo rules and fees causing unnecessary difficulties with trash pickup and storage limitations.

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    #34

    Anonymous text describing HOA rules forcing a shed to be placed in the middle of the yard, restricting yard use.

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    #35

    Screenshot of a forum post describing how an HOA restricts personal yard maintenance, causing frustration and poor lawn care.

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    #36

    Anonymous person explains how HOAs made their life harder by banning bike storage on their apartment balcony.

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    #37

    HOA rules banning edible plants and restricting kids trick-or-treating make residents' lives harder without clear reasons.

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    #38

    Screenshot of a comment about HOAs enforcing external repairs and fining homeowners for disrepair issues.

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    #39

    Text post describing HOA issues with strict trash can and garage door rules, illustrating HOA making lives harder.

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    Screenshot of a forum post describing how an HOA delayed approval for a garage build, demonstrating HOA hassles.

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    #41

    Screenshot of a comment about HOA rules requiring a specific cast iron mailbox post with black mailbox and gold straps.

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    User comment about HOA rules making life harder, highlighting HOA conflicts and frustrations with unfair restrictions.

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    Screenshot of a forum post describing a restrictive HOA bylaw requiring all home exteriors and roof tiles to be painted white.

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