“Not The Onion”: 40 Times Reality Out-Satired Satire

Yes! Vive la France!

tbf US does have a lot of d**g cartels. Everything from the Miami River PD to the Hells Angels

He must have been driving in my town. We have potholes that could snap a Sherman tank in half

I live for this!

Floridians gotta Florida.

Yeah, Floridians - you voted for these people. Sorry about that!

Sigh. Let me guess where this was . . . . .

Boo fvcking hoo.

A******s! Typical American capitalist BS -- companies are never held accountable.

Just another reason why Wyoming has the smallest population of any of the US states. They've killed everyone else off.

Presumably the estate of John Cage will sue for plagiarism

Fake justice for them!

That ought to do it.

Welp, no one saw THAT coming in a southern state.

I worked with a school district in the Southern US who allowed a boy to pass through school due to his ability to play football. He was unhappy that he couldn't get into college because he couldn't pass the most basic exams and won a lawsuit. It was heartbreaking.

Floriduh

There is some very, very, very deep irony here. Very, very deep.

Let's see who is targeted next in some way, shape, or form by the government for trying to give some people the same chances that others were born with by sheer luck. So many people think that by levelling the playing field they are taking away others' "rights" to continue allowing privilege to continue.

And then the hospital charged them an outrageous amount for it.

Just as well I have shīt conversations with Alexa. She won't commit to our relationship. Nothing; nada!

“'Sorry your loved one died, best we can do is a hot meal' was the holiday greeting Impact Plastics’ management chose to send last month to the families of the workers who perished in the catastrophic flooding at their plant during Hurricane Helene in September. Instead of accepting responsibility for their role in the tragedy, the Erwin, Tennessee, company sent $100 gift cards to the grieving families in December. This callous act is a stark illustration of the capitalist class’s utter disregard for the lives, and deaths, of the working class. The families of the deceased, along with surviving employees, received gift cards to McDonald’s, Walmart and Pal’s, another fast-food restaurant in the area."

Imagine Floradons.

Moscow Marge

And management wonders why "people just don't want to work these days."

However, who didn't know this was coming with one or more of these companies?

I don't understand how people can choose a noisy, stinky creature that messes up the home while being extreme expensive to feed over owning a dog, which is clearly the better option

Ya… that’s how it works.

That is not unusual, he should have barked, i am not joking. Many thai people i know are very afraid of ghosts, so when you make "human" sounds they are scared, but if you bark they think a dog fell in the well and will come to rescue him

I hope Denmark sends them back a reply about sticking the eggs where the sun doesn't shine after the aggressive way Trump has been trying to steal Greenland.

Luigi Mangione agrees...

But, more importantly. How many likes did he get?

Wow! I envy a developer with that much power

Cheaper than divorce, I guess.

Send him to Florida, he will assimilate nicely.

One of the characteristics of a developed nation is the easy access to clean drinking water....

"18 Dec 2024 — Two men from Rochester, New York, who grew their own cannabis died from pneumonia after being exposed to a harmful fungus in bat poop they'd used as fertilizer." Is New York trying to compete with Florida?

The antichrist's little puppet

Release their own water, or someone else's? If it was their own water, it probably wouldn't have helped that much.

Strike Ireland off list. Quickly running out of " countries to immigrate to".

She's not in jail because she called the police on the squatters. She's in jail for actual crimes, but she was caught because she called the police. Calm down.

He wants off this planet, and the insanity , I actually do not blame him

Very true. Look at Bannon or Trump or Clinton

What the actual hèll?!

You can tell the priority it has been given by the expensive signs they have produced.

Texas, how many more abominations can you fit into one decade?

"Kansas Department for Children and Families Secretary Laura Howard said NPR did a series of investigative stories several years ago about foster care children losing their benefits. States claim the money as reimbursement for the costs of foster care. But governments already have an obligation to pay the costs of foster care under state and federal laws. The result is that only impoverished kids, who receive Social Security benefits because they’re orphans or because they’re disabled or their parents are disabled, get a bill for their own foster care.” Since NPR’s investigation, some states passed legislation to stop the practice, but 36 states still reimburse themselves with the children’s federal benefits. Kansas is the first state to use an executive order to change the practice."

Let's hope this is forshadowing.

Don't these people have real jobs to do??

Why does Fox keep calling itself "FoxNews" after they admitted in court they are just an entertainment organisation?

Hiding?

And people still wonder why Luigi allegedly did whatever it was he was alleged to have done.

Oh boy what a doucĥe he turned out to be.

Got the idea from Trump?

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

I would like to see everyone involved in this, including those from the judiciary, subjected to the same heat.

Duo! We barely knew ye!

@#$*!%#@&!!!!!!!!! The Republicans' best and brightest.

If there was a decent person in this administration they'd be ashamed of this. However, that's a very large "if."

Are they built by Tesla?

He's consuming it rectally now