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When we're little, we're taught not to swear, insult, or bully people. Not all of those lessons stick, but sometimes, that's a good thing. Hurling insults at somebody for no reason is, of course, rude. But coming up with creative insults to entertain others is akin to a good joke from a comedian.
We recently came across two Instagram pages that share clever insults and roasts that would probably do quite well in a stand-up comic's routine. Witty wordplay, creative comparisons, and linguistic flair that would make creative writing post-grads jealous – sometimes these insults can be found in the wild online.
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Michael Largey 5 hours ago
Bill and Camilla? Yeah, it could happen. Adultery is not unknown to either of them.
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Riley Quinn 4 hours ago
The one I heard as a kid: If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow a hole in a paper bag.
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James Twong 6 hours ago
The Rock is always a guarantee that the film is going to be forgettable at best.
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Laszlo Larthlanc 1 hour ago
You can't tell how out of touch you are when you're this out of touch, and you can't be told, either.
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Riley Quinn 5 hours ago
Thought this was going to be another nasty Pete comment, but it was directed at Ellen, so go for it.
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Riley Quinn 4 hours ago
A prison guard. An angry cop in a large city. Way too ethnic to be ICE, so I give up.
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Laszlo Larthlanc 1 hour ago
I was about to say that I was sensing religion, but then I saw the arcade games.
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Chris the Bobcat 2 hours ago
Dating a taller woman is fun. Lots of surprise motorboating during hugs.
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olivejuicedrinker (she/her) 4 hours ago
i used to watch his videos when I was younger!! they were awesome. but i think he died in a paragliding accident :( RIP tkor
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BrunoVI 2 hours ago (edited)
To answer the poll question: In college, I started writing for my circle of friends little parodies and satires. At first, I made silly wordplay on their names and merely cast them into silly roles based on their personality. They'd each love it when I made them worse and worse. To be clear: this wasn't about anyone goading me on to be meaner about someone ELSE; it was always about themselves!
B Parke 2 hours ago
Man if only this had more grammar errors and nonsensical punctuation, I'd probably fall for it.
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To answer the poll question: In college, I started writing for my circle of friends little parodies and satires. At first, I made silly wordplay on their names and merely cast them into silly roles based on their personality. They'd each love it when I made them worse and worse. To be clear: this wasn't about anyone goading me on to be meaner about someone ELSE; it was always about themselves!
B Parke 2 hours ago
Man if only this had more grammar errors and nonsensical punctuation, I'd probably fall for it.
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