Something has gone very wrong with morning routines. What was once a peaceful drift from sleep to coffee has become a five-minute window of global catastrophe consumption before your feet have even hit the floor. The news app, the political thread, the comment section you swore you would not open again. By 8 am, you have absorbed enough to ruin the entire day, and technically nothing bad has even happened to you personally yet.
These memes from @itsbaefeelings are the antidote. They will not solve the healthcare crisis or explain the economy, and they are not trying to. They are just here to make you laugh before the world gets a word in, which is a completely valid use of your morning.
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I'm working as a cleaner atm. Even having the boring stuff automated will still leave some people jobless.
You'll just have to switch to being a dirtier automated teller machine.
Load More Replies...Trump is a grandparent who does the same thing, but they're built actual size and at taxpayer expense.
Republicans would approve of a girl giving birth at age 13. They would probably cause her pregnancy and force her to carry to term.
We let all of our spiders live, for the same reason. The ceiling and upper walls look as if the house has already been decorated for Halloween. We don't clear out those webs until the spiders abandon them after about 3 months.
My CCTV has a wasp nest in it. I call it my second level of protection.
Or a plea for breakfast. Because it’s 3am and they haven’t eaten in years
"If you're going to look at me the least you could do is feed me." - Cillian Murphy
Awww 💔❤️ sweet baby...I have a hard time thinking about any of my three bois passing... 😭 They are so important to me and helped me through many hardships. They reminded me there's good in this world, and they love us. Actually as I type this my partner is taking an afternoon nap on the couch and our oldest boy is sleeping on him. Love these cats more than life
Alternate possibility- conditions so bad in old age home, 92yo woman scales fence to escape atrocious care
And the orange cat tattoo on the right is done in anime style, but with a huge head.
I'm with BentoBalls69 (no, YOU snickered). It's very hard to find the motivation to do things when some oversized children are sending the world to Hell.
If itwas a reindeer it could have been a girl. Female reindeers have antlers that don't shed in the winter which means all of Santa's reindeers were female.
Not to startle you, but the "ring offire"got established in the 1880s.
Fun fact: Tom Holland was 19 when he was cast as Spider-Man in 2015, prior to filming his role in 'Captain America: Civil War'. He recently reprised this role in 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' at the age of 21.
The clowns' living conditions are still improving since they can now hold major political positions
I get it. They're all right at the end of the misery and you hope they herald in something positive for a change.
I WAS THERE, GANDALF, 3000 YEARS AGO......(reference to my earlier comment about playing Minecraft in the ol' days lol)
The left one from 1972 is false colour, with saturation turned up to the max. Nearly every photograph from NASA is false colour. They call it the NASA palette. Both have a faked background, you can't actually see stars behind the Earth because daylight is so bright.
The salutatorian. Duh. She hid her true greatness so nobody would suspect her.
Appreciation is not appropriation. Learn the difference, because it matters.
I wonder what kind of jazz Dave Brubeck would compose in interstellar time.
People sometimes smirk when they see me using my Canon, but it takes great photos, and its settings are incredibly adjustable. It's most definitely not even close to being the best digital camera, but it still takes better photos than even the newest iPhone and the battery just lasts and lasts. The only downside is that it doesn't fit into my back pocket and it doesn't send texts or make calls.
I found a free eastlake 1880s chair that was fully renovated recently! Solid Walnut, and in sturdy condition. Only had a storage and cigarette smell which aired out pretty quick!
The one on top has been turned red via the use of hexane gas, but is not ripe at all. It does, however, survive shipping and handling. The one on the bottom ripened naturally and the red color is caused by lycopene. It will not survive shipping and handling, but is 100 times better that the other tomato, of not more so.
Not mentioning the grueling and stressful workdays of the Japanese.
I have a mate like that, when he says he'll be there at nine, I plan to be ready at ten. Usually, I still wait.
I don't know who this is but I ABHOR these super thin fake plastic surgery Michael Jackson noses 🤮
Back when I was on instascam I followed a local popular burlesque troupe (The Atomic Bombshells!! 🩷), we've seen them a few times, I adore them. One lady would post her manicures, with the forefinger and middle finger on her right hand being short and rounded, not long like the others... Yes, she had a wife 😘
Ah, controller 🎮 order. Yup 😂 I play Minecraft with my teen daughter and teen nephew pretty often, on the switch. You bet I'm player 1. I remind them I've been playing Minecraft since before they existed ⛏️😂
I made multiple comments on this list that have since disappeared. Anyone else having the same problems?
Yes! That was also yesterday. And I’ve noticed since about a week ago I don’t get notifications either, or they are about 18 hours late…😡
Load More Replies...I made multiple comments on this list that have since disappeared. Anyone else having the same problems?
Yes! That was also yesterday. And I’ve noticed since about a week ago I don’t get notifications either, or they are about 18 hours late…😡
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