99 Hilarious Posts That Had Programmers Both Laughing And Crying (New Pics)

I admit, that's also what I think of when I read or hear "alpha" 😹

Please can I upvote this multiple times?

i wasn''t aware that the fox in the logo has gender

Pretty Good Privacy (PGP), created entirely by Phil Zimmermann.

Something wrong in the world where people cost less than a machine...

*grits teeth so hard, they shatter*

3. {whisper} I have no idea how the hell this even works. I wrote it when [drunk|high|in the midst of a flu fever] and don't dare touch it. {/whisper}

This is not a joke!

It's the answer to life, the universe and everything!

Is that a hand, a dinosaur or a c&b ensemble?

He is looking rough here.

Sometimes you'll even fall to your knees when the 40 cm error wouldn't give up their chair.

😞 Thankfully in the EU a lot of "turned on by default" isn't allowed. So instead it's a set of dialogue boxes to nag you to enable this rubbish.

1/ Write an integration between Jira and your development environment. 2/ Create Jira ticket 3/ Find bug 4/ Fix bug 5/ Check-in code against package created automatically for the Jira ticket 6/ Promote to Prod. ;-)

Or just use Firefox. BP no longer works properly in FF, nor does my gf's online training site, and even CloudFlare messed up the redirect.

I am trying to remember how we wrote code before the Internet. If I remember correctly, we had a shelf if O'Reilly books and searched them by hand.

s/[Gg]enius/idiotic/g ;-)

You missed out the finger-ing. ;-)

DOGE

🤦 I have always written my own HTML by hand. I did try a few automated tools that were quite nice (WYSIWYG!), but the HTML generated by them made my brain tear itself out of my head and repeatedly throw itself at the window in a desperate hope to smash through the glass...

Altman be praised!

Don't laugh, sometimes the most basic way is the way that works reliably.

+++ out of cheese error +++ redo from start +++

Copoubelle!

Don't give Altman any ideas.

PHP aintn't déad yet! ;-)

Are you seriously telling me you have never built a Linux kernel from source?

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An AI dingo ate my baby!!

Me too. Some JavaScript function assignment thing, yes? Express that construct in assembler and then I'll walk you through it. 😉

I see nothing wrong here; it is even a correctly labelled object.

At least he didn't forget the end tag.

Years ago, to get a project out the door, management offered $20 for dinner if you stayed late. After two weeks of unpaid overtime, I decided it was only fair. I went and collected $20. Three days later, found out management was upset with me. They expected me to go buy dinner and return the change. Overtime stopped.

Coder websites like Stack Overflow are among the most supportive and helpful I've ever come across.

Can't wait. My mentor made a good chunk during Y2K and apparently having a knack for being able to refector someone else's code is rare.

The second one sorta makes sense.

Let it fail. We need more horror stories like these with good endings where middle managers end up GOT style

I typed filtered as "filterd" in a program the other day. It's everywhere now and it's staying

I was once asked if we couldn't write our own version of a piece of software from a company that employs thousands. Sure, let be get right on that. I will be done in 60 years.