99 Hilarious Posts That Had Programmers Both Laughing And Crying (New Pics)

I admit, that's also what I think of when I read or hear "alpha" 😹

Please can I upvote this multiple times?

i wasn''t aware that the fox in the logo has gender

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YES!!!!!

*grits teeth so hard, they shatter*

Pretty Good Privacy (PGP), created entirely by Phil Zimmermann.

True

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Sometimes you'll even fall to your knees when the 40 cm error wouldn't give up their chair.

3. {whisper} I have no idea how the hell this even works. I wrote it when [drunk|high|in the midst of a flu fever] and don't dare touch it. {/whisper}

This is not a joke!

Wise, lol.

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Gonna start to reply like this when asked to do something

😞 Thankfully in the EU a lot of "turned on by default" isn't allowed. So instead it's a set of dialogue boxes to nag you to enable this rubbish.

It's the answer to life, the universe and everything!

He is looking rough here.

It hasn't got to me yet, and quite frankly, I don't see how it can. I make physical things that make or alter other physical things.

DOGE

I am trying to remember how we wrote code before the Internet. If I remember correctly, we had a shelf if O'Reilly books and searched them by hand.

1/ Write an integration between Jira and your development environment. 2/ Create Jira ticket 3/ Find bug 4/ Fix bug 5/ Check-in code against package created automatically for the Jira ticket 6/ Promote to Prod. ;-)

Is that a hand, a dinosaur or a c&b ensemble?

Hello world

Or just use Firefox. BP no longer works properly in FF, nor does my gf's online training site, and even CloudFlare messed up the redirect.

No we didn't.

s/[Gg]enius/idiotic/g ;-)

🤦 I have always written my own HTML by hand. I did try a few automated tools that were quite nice (WYSIWYG!), but the HTML generated by them made my brain tear itself out of my head and repeatedly throw itself at the window in a desperate hope to smash through the glass...

Altman be praised!

Don't laugh, sometimes the most basic way is the way that works reliably.

+++ out of cheese error +++ redo from start +++

You missed out the finger-ing. ;-)

Years ago, to get a project out the door, management offered $20 for dinner if you stayed late. After two weeks of unpaid overtime, I decided it was only fair. I went and collected $20. Three days later, found out management was upset with me. They expected me to go buy dinner and return the change. Overtime stopped.

Back in my day, we had a bookshelf of coding books. No Internet.

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Promise?

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If I could, I would up vote 1k times

Much like that box in the corner of the room that has a post-it note with "do not turn off" written on it. Or sometimes "må ikke slukkes". ;-)

I'd start with elephants. COMPUTER SCIENTISTS hunt elephants by exercising Algorithm A: 1. Go to Africa. 2. Start at the Cape of Good Hope. 3. Work northward in an orderly manner, traversing the continent alternately east and west. 4. During each traverse pass, a. Catch each animal seen. b. Compare each animal caught to a known elephant. c. Stop when a match is detected. EXPERIENCED COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS modify Algorithm A by placing a known elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will terminate. ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE PROGRAMMERS prefer to execute Algorithm A on their hands and knees.

Copoubelle!

Fun fact: Jesus was reincarnated as Richard Stallman. ;-)

Just had this on a call with an irate customer after go live. Well we were told when we signed that XYZ would be available and this would be a custom experience. They were sold the cheapest service option. Now I have to fix a project ( that I wasn't even on ) and will get blamed for blowing the budget.

That's actually quite brilliant. :D

Don't give Altman any ideas.

Did you push it to Prod?

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My tired brain: "pipi n' stall there al(l) stuff"

PHP aintn't déad yet! ;-)

Are you seriously telling me you have never built a Linux kernel from source?

This is ai generated..a lot of those going around on Internet. Coders that felt they were above such reddit slops, now turn to the same to fight their fears. Its just a different kind

Doing the llambada. ;-)

The crumbliest flakiest repository in the world!

I see nothing wrong here; it is even a correctly labelled object.