Who says princesses have to be serious all the time? If you love fairy tales and a good laugh, these princess jokes are just for you!
Why did the princess go to art school?
Because she wanted to learn how to draw a prince!
Why don’t princesses ever lose at hide and seek?
Because good knights always find them!
Why did the frog refuse to date the princess?
Because he was already toad-ally taken!
What do you call a princess who can fix anything?
Rapun-tool!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she always ran away from the ball!
What do you call a princess who’s great at math?
A ruler!
Why did the princess bring a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
How does a princess keep her castle clean?
With a knight in shining armor!
What did the queen say to the tired princess?
You need to stop dragon your feet!
Hope these jokes added a little royal humor to your day! Which one was your favorite?
Want more jokes? Check out disney jokes for kids here!
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