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Princess Jokes To Make You Giggle Like Royalty!
Princess Jokes To Make You Giggle Like Royalty!
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Princess Jokes To Make You Giggle Like Royalty!

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Who says princesses have to be serious all the time? If you love fairy tales and a good laugh, these princess jokes are just for you!

Why did the princess go to art school?

Because she wanted to learn how to draw a prince!

Why don’t princesses ever lose at hide and seek?

Because good knights always find them!

Why did the frog refuse to date the princess?

Because he was already toad-ally taken!

What do you call a princess who can fix anything?

Rapun-tool!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

Because she always ran away from the ball!

What do you call a princess who’s great at math?

A ruler!

Why did the princess bring a ladder to the bar?

Because she heard the drinks were on the house!

How does a princess keep her castle clean?

With a knight in shining armor!

What did the queen say to the tired princess?

You need to stop dragon your feet!

Hope these jokes added a little royal humor to your day! Which one was your favorite?

Want more jokes? Check out disney jokes for kids here!

More info: worksheetzone.org

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    Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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