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Please, for the love of God, don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Please, please, PLEASE! …oh, well, see, now you’ve done it—you counted ‘em. We hope you’re proud.

You may or may not believe in things like Fate and Karma, but you can’t deny that the Universe has a sly sense of humor. It likes irony. And it loves bringing arrogant people down a peg or two, as well as proving folks wrong just for the heck of it. Usually, in an overly-dramatic fashion.

The r/Prematurecelebration online community documents epic examples of people celebrating things prematurely, only to fail or be wrong. In a very public manner, no less. Scroll down for the most embarrassing cases and remember to upvote the posts that you enjoyed, dear Pandas. Bored Panda also got in touch with the friendly moderator team running the whole online community. They were kind enough to answer our questions.

If you enjoyed this post and would looove to see more people being wrong, check out Bored Panda’s previous feature about the ‘Premature Celebration’ subreddit right over here.

#1

Prematurely Celebrating A Legend’s Anniversary Of Passing

Prematurely Celebrating A Legend’s Anniversary Of Passing

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troufaki13
Community Member
3 years ago

Is... he.. a zombie??? 😲😲

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    #2

    Celebrating That Natural Immunity Just A Bit Too Soon

    Celebrating That Natural Immunity Just A Bit Too Soon

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sometimes there's a price for being stupid.

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    #3

    Ye🌏

    Ye🌏

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    His arrogance and stupidity is galactic!

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    #4

    The Newspapers Were Hoping

    The Newspapers Were Hoping

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    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I have to admit I may have said something along the lines of not getting why every business needed a website. Including a chain of grocery stores where I now order groceries for pick-up online and renew my prescriptions...

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    #5

    A "Victorious" Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain Returns From Germany And Declares "Peace For Our Time" After Hitler Agrees Not To Invade Any More Territories In Europe, 1938

    A "Victorious" Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain Returns From Germany And Declares "Peace For Our Time" After Hitler Agrees Not To Invade Any More Territories In Europe, 1938

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Please keep that in mind when and if you negotiate with Russia.

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    #6

    We Are Going To Win …. Never Mind, Damm Youngsters

    We Are Going To Win …. Never Mind, Damm Youngsters

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Stop blaming the younger generation you b!tch ! EDIT: Sorry, in a bad mood today...

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    #7

    Greatest Tweet Of All Time

    Greatest Tweet Of All Time

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, well, well, what do we have here?

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    #8

    People Magazine Prematurely Celebrates Betty White's 100th Birthday

    People Magazine Prematurely Celebrates Betty White's 100th Birthday

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    And my name's Jennifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Way too soon 😢

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    #9

    Chechen Mercenaries Release An "I'm Coming For You Ukraine!" Video. Less Than An Hour After It Was Posted (On The Sub), The Column Was Wiped Out And The General Killed

    Chechen Mercenaries Release An "I'm Coming For You Ukraine!" Video. Less Than An Hour After It Was Posted (On The Sub), The Column Was Wiped Out And The General Killed

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The video included the metadata of where it was shot. Its easy to target artillery and position troops when your enemy gives you their latitude and longitude.

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    #10

    This Whole Operation Is Noting But Premature Celebration

    This Whole Operation Is Noting But Premature Celebration

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    Blobban
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Fūck Putin

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    #11

    Possibly The Biggest Premature Celebration Of All Time?

    Possibly The Biggest Premature Celebration Of All Time?

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    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    “Removes danger” hoo boy do I have news for them

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    #12

    Tattoo Soon

    Tattoo Soon

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    Alaina Bleakley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    So far this has been the only one I feel bad for

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    #13

    Does This Fit?

    Does This Fit?

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    Shannon Ansley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Haaaaa I grew up there. Singapore doesn't give a F where you're from if you break the rules.

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    #14

    Russian State News Accidentally Publishes Article Saying Russia Has Defeated Ukraine And Restored Its 'Historical Borders'

    Russian State News Accidentally Publishes Article Saying Russia Has Defeated Ukraine And Restored Its 'Historical Borders'

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Accidentally", really ? Old habits of propaganda and fake news from the Soviet era can go a long way...

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    #15

    So Much For Sweden’s First Female Prime Minister

    So Much For Sweden’s First Female Prime Minister

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    Jrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    She was elected on a technicality, lacking an actual majority since there were too many absentees in the election vote. Her administration proposed a fiscal budget, who was rejected and instead the opposition's budget was voted, once again due to absentees on the government party's side. The winning coalition split, and she resigned to avoid being in charge of a government without political support and bound to a budget written by the extreme right wing opposition. She was reelected a few days after by a narrow margin, only two votes. Her tenure was quite uneventful, with just some minor controversies sprinkled in. She was replaced last October, in favor of a right-wing coalition despite winning the popular vote by a 10% margin.

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    #16

    Why Worry, We're On An Unsinkable Ship

    Why Worry, We're On An Unsinkable Ship

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    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    We don't need the appropriate number of life boats because they'll never ever be needed! We'll just put up a few for show

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    #17

    Guilty

    Guilty

    For those who don’t know him, he is Josh Duggar (aka Pedo). He m*lested 4of his sisters when he was ~14. The youngest sister was 2. Last year, he was found guilty of possession of CSAM. This year, he was sentenced to 12.5 years in federal prison.

    Funny thing is she posted this like a month before his arrest.

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    Random K-pop Stan
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The next 33 years? Is she planning to divorce him after 33 years? What?

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    #18

    The World Cup Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving For Premature Celebrations

    The World Cup Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving For Premature Celebrations

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Piers Morgan getting something wrong, I'm so surprised, honest!

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    #19

    Elon Welcoming Kanye Back To Twitter

    Elon Welcoming Kanye Back To Twitter

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Couple of a*s holes!

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    #20

    Cyclist At The Tour De France Fails To See Actual Winner Finishing 8 Seconds Before Him

    Cyclist At The Tour De France Fails To See Actual Winner Finishing 8 Seconds Before Him

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    Missy Corron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago

    Second place!!! Not bad. Still a celebration...

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    #21

    A Bit Late, But Here A Nice Collage

    A Bit Late, But Here A Nice Collage

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    TGHW
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The standard Scottish response to this every 4 years: EbCnGIoWAA...34fbeb.jpg EbCnGIoWAAI1O6m-63a30bb34fbeb.jpg

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    #22

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Somebody had a bad 14 minutes.

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    #23

    A Premature Celebration In Premature Celebration

    A Premature Celebration In Premature Celebration

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    God I hate this b***h!

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    #24

    A Confident Scam Artist

    A Confident Scam Artist

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    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Of all the Ponzi schemes ever Ponzi-ed, these people are the weirdest. At least the Enron collapse and Bernie Maddoff were business men and looked the part. Why people entrusted their life savings to a man who looks like the weirdo living in their moms basement, and was having orgies in the Bahamas on their dime, is beyond me.

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    #25

    Commitment

    Commitment

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    At least tattoos aren't permanent reminders of your stupidity.

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    #26

    Me, Today. Could Go In Sadcringe Too :(

    Me, Today. Could Go In Sadcringe Too :(

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No one dumps anyone for "liking them too much"

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    #27

    Time Magazine Cover, December 2001

    Time Magazine Cover, December 2001

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    Akshara Panduga
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    I HEARD THE MFS JUST BANNED WOMEN FROM UNIVERSITIES AND HIGHER EDUCATION GO TO HELLLL U BEACHES❌❌❌😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬 edit:sorry for all the ummm anger but like I really hate that women aren’t getting education they deserve

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    #28

    Close But No Cigar

    Close But No Cigar

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    the shy platypus from nextdoor
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Should I know him? Who is that? Why has he so many views?

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    #29

    Tattoo Of England Coach

    Tattoo Of England Coach

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    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is like the 3rd one I have seen, for 3 different years. I think England needs to take a deep breath and stay away from tattoo guns during the world cup....... Just a suggestion.

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    #30

    Hallelujah

    Hallelujah

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is anybody besides me NOT on twitter?

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    #31

    Woman Who Bragged She Wouldn't Go To Jail Becomes 10th Jan. 6 Capitol Rioter To Get Prison

    Woman Who Bragged She Wouldn't Go To Jail Becomes 10th Jan. 6 Capitol Rioter To Get Prison

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    Honu
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is what she had tweeted prior: “Definitely not going to jail. Sorry I have blonde hair white skin a great job a great future and I’m not going to jail. Sorry to rain on your hater parade. I did nothing wrong.”

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    #32

    Dutch Rider Celebrating Olympic Gold Without Knowing Someone Else Beat Her To The Line From The Group Ahead

    Dutch Rider Celebrating Olympic Gold Without Knowing Someone Else Beat Her To The Line From The Group Ahead

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    Hello of the human species
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    at least she got silver???

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    #33

    Spacex Starship Sn10 Successfully Lands, Then Explodes A Few Minutes Later

    Spacex Starship Sn10 Successfully Lands, Then Explodes A Few Minutes Later

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Another exploding penis🤪

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    #34

    Taking A Gamble Here

    Taking A Gamble Here

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    I'm so glad France lost, honestly. Nothing against the game in itself, and that team is pretty good. But this time I didn't watch anything of it, the whole thing in Qatar was way too controversial. And the French president so obviously tried to capitalize on it politically, that was getting indecent and embarrassing. That cup is better off in Argentina, where football is culturally important for the people on a completely different level.

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    #35

    2007 Forbes Nokia Cover

    2007 Forbes Nokia Cover

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    Adam Chang
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Nokia ceo was literally laughing when asked if they should fear Iphone.

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    #36

    84 Days Before India Posted Highest Single-Day Surge In Coronavirus Cases, Pm Modi Celebrated 'Triumph' Over Covid-19

    84 Days Before India Posted Highest Single-Day Surge In Coronavirus Cases, Pm Modi Celebrated 'Triumph' Over Covid-19

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    He is a solid member of the World's a*****e leaders' club, anyway.

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    #37

    Xbox’s Ad For The Game Blinx: The Time Sweeper

    Xbox’s Ad For The Game Blinx: The Time Sweeper

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    Philenzortia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Who?

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    #38

    Context: His Team Won Their Local National League For The Last Time In 1979, This Goal Would've Made Them Champions...he Just Should've Openned His Eyes

    Context: His Team Won Their Local National League For The Last Time In 1979, This Goal Would've Made Them Champions...he Just Should've Openned His Eyes

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    Michelle Brandt
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Gonna need a little more context....

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    #39

    Valentine's Day

    Valentine's Day

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    Atlas
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Just watch a good horror movie, you won’t feel as lonely!

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    #40

    Whoops

    Whoops

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Even if they did win. This tattoo still looks like Sh!t

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    #41

    The Cleveland Guardians With A $66 Million Payroll Just Won The Division Over The White Sox With Their $197 Million Payroll. This Tweet At The Beginning Of The Season Didn't Age Well!

    The Cleveland Guardians With A $66 Million Payroll Just Won The Division Over The White Sox With Their $197 Million Payroll. This Tweet At The Beginning Of The Season Didn't Age Well!

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The picture is a still of the last shot of the Fresh Prince of Bel-air. Kind of appropriate to reflect that those with the money disappeared and left the poor nephew of the family standing alone.

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    #42

    Don’t Doubt The Underdogs

    Don’t Doubt The Underdogs

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    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The very concept of being proud of something that you yourself didn't actively work for is incomprehensible to me.

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    #43

    A Semi-Pro Road Race Recently. Remember: Celebrate After The Line

    A Semi-Pro Road Race Recently. Remember: Celebrate After The Line

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Clearly the motorbike won. I don't know why they even enter on push bikes. /s

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    #44

    Kwasi Kwarteng (UK's Chancellor) 13th Oct 12:24 - "I'm Not Going Anywhere", 14th Oct 12:25 - Fired

    Kwasi Kwarteng (UK's Chancellor) 13th Oct 12:24 - "I'm Not Going Anywhere", 14th Oct 12:25 - Fired

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Crazy Kwarteng, the shortest termed Chancellor of the Exchequer, as he will forever be remembered. The idiot cost a lot of people a lot of money.

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    #45

    It Was Not, In Fact, Ball Game

    It Was Not, In Fact, Ball Game

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    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    for those who dont know Buffalo Bills is a American Football team. their versus the vikings they are very confident that their going to win they did not

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    #46

    Saw This One Coming

    Saw This One Coming

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    And this is why crypto is a terrible idea.

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    #47

    Chelsea Won The Match A Couple Of Minutes Later

    Chelsea Won The Match A Couple Of Minutes Later

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    Xenia Granados
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Wow! Only 5 minutes apart

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    #48

    Algerian Football Fans Celebrating Their Team Qualifying For The 2022 World Cup... Until Cameroon Scores A Last Second Goal, Eliminating Algeria

    Algerian Football Fans Celebrating Their Team Qualifying For The 2022 World Cup... Until Cameroon Scores A Last Second Goal, Eliminating Algeria

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    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It happens….

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    #49

    After This Was Posted Lsu Outscored Ole Miss 42 - 3 And Won By 25 Points

    After This Was Posted Lsu Outscored Ole Miss 42 - 3 And Won By 25 Points

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    Brian Michael
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This one doesn't make sense, how can a team win 42-3 when the other team already has 17?

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    #50

    Chile Got Their Bid Denied And Didn't Qualify For The Soccer 2022 World Cup In Qatar

    Chile Got Their Bid Denied And Didn't Qualify For The Soccer 2022 World Cup In Qatar

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    #51

    Happy Opening Day

    Happy Opening Day

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    Red Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #52

    Tough Day For This Seahawks Fan Yesterday

    Tough Day For This Seahawks Fan Yesterday

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    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Have

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    #53

    Chucky Chuck…

    Chucky Chuck…

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    Az
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Change of clothes? Or two different games?

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    #54

    You Don’t Let Tom Brady Have The Ball Back With Time On The Clock

    You Don’t Let Tom Brady Have The Ball Back With Time On The Clock

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    Guile main
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    TIM!

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    #55

    Not Even Two Hours Later

    Not Even Two Hours Later

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    Emma S
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    They certainly handled it better than the UK. Our prime minister missed 5 meetings to discuss and then took the 'wait and see' approach and waited far too long to go into lockdown by which time it was too late. It then came to light nearly two years later that while the country was in lockdown and not allowed to visit dying relatives or go to funerals, our government were having parties and laughing at us. They have still yet to make any sort of apology about this. Now the NHS is on strike because they are being denied a living wage and are buckling under the pressure and the government are gaslighting them and telling the public its the nurses that are messing up the NHS. I recommend watching Jonathon Pie's video about the current strikes in the UK. Hits the nail on the head.

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    #56

    I Think This Belongs Here

    I Think This Belongs Here

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I understood nothing...

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    #57

    Four Years Ago, This Bettor Put This On His Snapchat Story

    Four Years Ago, This Bettor Put This On His Snapchat Story

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    Eric G
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Poor Matt Ryan. Now holds 4 records on the losing side of the biggest comebacks in NFL history

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    #58

    "This Tweet Is Ageing Well"

    "This Tweet Is Ageing Well"

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    Akshara Panduga
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I don’t wanna be THAT person but could someone plz explain this to me

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