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If you've ever heard the expression "don't sell the skin before you've caught the bear", you know that we, humans, like to celebrate a little too early before the deed is done. What we also like to do is blurt out things or 'facts' that sometimes turn out to be so far from reality that you can't help but laugh about it. "The internet being just a 'passing fad'"? "'Global cooling' is here"? Oh, dear...

Keeping track of all the notable things that aged like milk is a difficult task. And that's why we're thankful that Twitter pages such as Poorly Aged Things exist and unearth some of the most cringey publicly-available memorabilia that remind us to think twice before saying stupid things online.

Whether it's the infamous Will Smith slap during the Oscars, which aged so fast you could smell the moldy cheese-like aroma from your TV, or someone blurting out something poetically stupid, the Poorly Aged Things page is the place to go.

With more than 1 million dedicated followers, it's been great at demonstrating just how seemingly harmless statements from the past can one day become backfiring 'missiles', feeding the always-hungry, always-ironic presence of the internet.

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    Arunika R.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm going to spread my love to all my neighbors, friends, relatives and anyone who asks

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    Many of you may already know this, but part of the reason why we, humans, occasionally take great pleasure from others' failures is due to a little thing called schadenfreude. Described as the emotional experience of pleasure in response to another's bad luck, this psychological phenomenon is actually a very common emotion. A billionaire lost $140 million in shares due to his tragicomical silly 140-character tweet? There it is, schadenfreude! And there isn't a week that goes by without us indulging in it.

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    It turns out, one of the factors that invite us to collectively glee at these sorts of misguided moral judgments lies in the fact that it's mostly digital. As Russel Spears, a professor of Social Psychology at Amsterdam University, explained to Bored Panda: "Because the anonymity is in line with the point that schadenfreude is a passive emotion often observed at a distance where the beneficiary is not a perpetrator, [the internet] helps."

    Spears also added that schadenfreude, just like Kanye West's insane rambling or Game of Thrones‘ Ramsay's long-awaited defeat during the record-breaking finale, "is easiest experienced privately and at a distance."

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes decay the children’s teeth before they even have them

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, partly true. A lot of work got easier with electricity

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    Interestingly enough, according to research by Conscious Youth, 71% of young people between 11 and 25 are feeling more confident than ever when it comes to sharing opinions online. But here's the kicker: 1-in-3 aren't sure about the best way to get their message out there, with 30% of those surveyed worrying about their posts coming back to haunt them in the future. With livelihoods being more connected to our digital presence than ever before, it‘s only understandable. Although, a bit scary, as well.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally 9 days before the first flight.

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For sale by all Druggists. No change then

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    Schadenfreude, the tricky emotion responsible for the enjoyment of others' misfortune - and of most of the cringey pictures you see on this list - sometimes also called “empathy’s shadow”, is very related to our social status, it turns out. Friedrich Nietzsche, the celebrated existentialist philosopher, for example, saw schadenfreude as a sort of “imaginary revenge” to quell “the pain of our inferiority."

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    Little Wonder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite the same, but the Ford Mustang which is apparently a "properly manly car" was originally designed as a ladies car. Interesting (to me. I'm easily interested)

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    So every time a little, gleeful devil inside of us celebrates a multibillionaire's misstep, we subconsciously do it to alleviate the discomfort of collective inferiority? Sort of.

    "The point is," Spears said, "that direct competition with a rival is rarely viable or risk-free if you are a lower status or disadvantaged group (or have low esteem as an individual based on your social position, perhaps). So benefitting from a rival losing out to unfortunate outcomes, or perhaps the defeat by a third party, is a much safer and more viable way of deriving benefit/pleasure."

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I've heard, Boris is like the Trump of U.K., right? With a haircut that's somehow worse.

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    Me
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if some of the material used today will turn out harmful in the future... or should I say I wonder when

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    Besides a good dose of vitamin C and, perhaps, feeling better about yourself, are there actually any benefits we get from laughing at others' failures? Well, people derive some positive psychological benefit for themselves but whether this could be seen as positive in a broader sense - that's very much open to question, he argued. "On the whole, it is hard to see the effects as positive (similar to envy, in that respect)."

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    Arunika R.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I just love global warming! The sweltering heat, melting icebergs, increasing natural disasters, increased air pollution, what's not to love?

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    However, Professor Spears believes schadenfreude should make sense on an evolutionary level. And so does Dean Burnett, a neuroscientist and author of the bestseller 'The Idiot Brain'. "Schadenfreude is the result of several deeply-ingrained processes that the human brain spent millions of years evolving," Burnett once wrote for BBC's 'Science Focus'. This, then, explains the appeal of social media and raising one's social status in every way possible - even at the cost of others.

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one thinking dementia was largely ignored and undiagnosed at the turn of the last century?

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you made an impact alright, the crater resembles a bottomless pit of despair for so many.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of Dan's feet fetish, for those of you that don't get the joke.

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    "Because humans are so communicative, our social status is heavily dependent on how others see or perceive us," Burnett explained to Bored Panda via email, adding that having a very low social status, or even feeling like you do, is deeply stressful and can trigger mental health issues.

    And thus: "Seeing someone experience misfortune in a public setting means their social status has dropped and ours has improved, relatively. Our brains really like when that happens." Of course, it does. Especially when it costs us nothing (except a slight worry that karma might bite back for it).

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    Kobe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, they were just sending it back where it came from - lol

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf, the Middle East has been unstable for over 2000 years.

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    In case you're worried that you're too preoccupied rejoicing in others' bad luck, there are two ways to think about it. "It depends on how broad your perception of schadenfreude is," Burnett said, "if you see it only when someone of noticeably high status and/or deserving is publicly embarrassed, then you probably have a healthy understanding and appreciation of it."

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    Pieter LeGrande
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Essentially in the town square you climbed up on soap box so you were fully in the public eye. You were not anonymous, hidden under covers or behind privacy screens.

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    Arunika R.
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This aged like a bowl of boiled vegetables hidden under the sofa for three days: terribly with a lot of fungus (mom was not happy when she found out)

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insanely good imo, the acting, story, cinematography, how many Emmys did it win again?

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    But what does it signify when a person's brain exhibits heightened activity upon witnessing the misfortune of a helpless individual, such as an elderly person slipping and falling on a banana peel? Are they destined for eternal damnation due to their enjoyment of such a spectacle?

    "If you find you're enjoying seeing more everyday or normal people, or even those who would be considered socially beneath you, experience public humiliation," Burnett cautioned, "then your preoccupation with your status is likely to be quite unhealthy." 

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    The Exquisite Pancake
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Don’t judge me cause I barley look at the news) Is he the guy that Greta got into prison because his big man ego was damaged?

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A con claiming someone else is a con, classic.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People really need to stop with that. Celebrate horror icons, not real life monsters. You don't see people dressing up as Nazi's. Oh, wait...

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless she is playing a game of chess, I think not

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    JaMacus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, no one drinks it for the taste.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarcasm? I don't think he really gives a f**k.

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgotten brain fart #2432 and counting....

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he tried? Better than what most Republicans are doing. Some Dems, for that matter. Republicans are in charge of the house anyway.

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    Arunika R.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, we had an accidental article swap between earth and our planet that day. We got a weird article about some Eye-fones

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    Lollipop Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could someone explain this one to me, please?

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This aged well...prophetic, a man before his time.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, it all started because she wrote that it's ok to use the word "Women" instead of "people that menstruate" and then got swarmed for it on Twitter

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The account posting that is called ShittyMovieDetails. It’s most likely a comedy account and this is not serious.

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    Scarlett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did this guy do? Sorry, I don’t keep up with celebrities

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James Cameron: *sniggers as he reads this on his 24 carrot gold toilet seat*

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the idiots they hired as writers made it impossible for him and the audience to keep on

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only recently found this one out and I was so sad, I loved this show growing up

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    User# 6
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the nazis never did break through the Maginot line. They just went around it.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to the people who used multi factor authentication

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    ChariotLee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's this literal clown and what did he do?

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Investors need to lay off whatever it is they are snorting

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    Emily Manning
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s kind of true. Physical is an option but most people I know have almost or entirely digital gaming libraries.

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    Donkeywheel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was well known that Forbes is pure b******t on everything. Only morons find value in these useless lists.

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