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50 Funny Photos That Show Birds Being Jerks For Absolutely No Reason (New Pics)
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When you look at a bird soaring through the air, what do you see? A wholesome little creature that comes with peace, or someone that has this unexplainable urge for chaos and menace inside?
If you’ve been pooped on by a bird or had it steal your food, you’re probably thinking of the latter option. Our feathered friends, just like humans, can be a bit nitwitted, and the proof is in the Birds Being [Jerks] subreddit.
We at Bored Panda have collected some of the best (worst?) evidence of birds causing a menace to society. To find it, all you have to do is scroll down. While you’re busy doing so, don’t forget to upvote those chirpers you would feel intimidated by in the street.
Also, we reached out to birders and hosts of the Hannah and Erik Go Birding Podcast, Hannah and Erik, and Isabelle Manseau, owner of Birdzy, who kindly agreed to tell us more about avian mean behaviors.
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Honestly? Good For Him
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"Peace Was Never An Option"
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Angry Robin
A robin just knocked over a metal bird we keep on the table outside, then stared me down asking me what I was going to do about it.
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I'll Be Taking This
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Impolite Bird Had To Photobomb The Airshow
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Had To Share That. Exactly For This Sub!
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Ashtophet’sRevenge 1 year ago
Every time I see a hummingbird, my first thought is “wow that’s a big bug” before I realize…
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No Food For You
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Riding My New Bicycle, Feeling Free As A Bird
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She's Doing The Middle Finger
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
Every morning I can hear these guys shrieking outside my bedroom window. Welcome to Australia - the land where you don't need to set an alarm.
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This Is The Bastard...... So I Was Eating A Sandwich. Suddenly I Was Slapped Hard In The Back Of The Head!! I Take The Sandwich From My Mouth In Total Shock, But Then It Was Ripped Out Of My Hand!!! Yes I Was Wing Slapped I The Head And Robbed By A Seagull !
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This Mf Set Up Shop On My Wreath And Now I Can’t Open My Front Door Without Getting Attacked By It
Upstaged75 1 year ago
Not bad for a dove. I caught one putting a stick on my doormat and calling it a nest.
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What The
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Hey Read The Sign!
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Look At This Distinguished Gentlemen
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To The Poor Bloke Who Was Chased For Half A Mile By Turkeys This Morning I Sincerely Hope Your Day Improves
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My Bird Ate My Fruit
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Hey It Says No Fishing D**k Head
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Pigeon Isn't Scared
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The Cement Wasn’t Dry Yet..but Who Cares If You’re This Bird
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Found On Fb, Hilarious!
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Woke Up To This Today. F**k You Too!
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"Not Now Gregory I Am Searching"
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F150 In The Lake, Obviously The Ducks Did It
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Ever Wondered What A Pelican Trying To Eat A Phone Looks Like
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Deer Was Just Walking By, Minding His Own Business And This D**k Was Like "Absolutely Not"
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Why Is This Blueberry So Vicious?
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What A D**k
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A Tiny Sparrow Bird Stealing A Fries
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Keeps Pecking The Window And Shouting At Me While I'm Trying To Work. D**k
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What A D**k
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Captured Moment Seagull Grabs The Flake Out Of My Ice Cream
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He Keeps Setting Off My Ring
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Remember Your Ancestors!
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They Want To Try Something New
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Give Me Your Lunch Kid!
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Perfect Shot!
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Poor Turtles
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My Bird Stole My Chips And Straight Up T-Posed On Me
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"Please Give Me Back My Lunch"
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How Dare I Disturb Its Peace
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What A D**k
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Hey Wrong Way
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This D**k Has A Problem With My Security Camera
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"Mom! The Vultures Are Being Creepy Again!"
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Its 100% A French Cockatoo
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Google Street View Photographer Attacked By The World's Deadliest Creature!
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No People Allowed
OzymandiasTheManokit They/Them 1 year ago
*The pigeon waits, knowing well that he is breaking the loitering rule. He plans silently whose car he'll poop on next.*
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The Most Judgmental Birds I Have Ever Had The Misfortune Of Photographing
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This Jerk Dive-Bombs Every Bird That Comes To My Feeder
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Bird Attacking Me On My Front Porch
Anyone else in Milwaukee, have one of these asshole birds attacking you every time you leave through your front door?
One of these red tip black birds, decided to post up right on the top of my house overlooking anyone who walks out my front door and flying into their head; at one point it caused an accident where it hit someone in the back of the head which caused them to trip down the stairs, scraped up knees, scraped up forehead and hands.
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D**k Birds Are Cyber Bullying Now
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Stellar Steller Jay Stealing Raven’s Peanuts
OzymandiasTheManokit They/Them 1 year ago
I can see why they call it a stellar jay (now time to make a fancy shmancy fursona of this bird woop dee doo) :D
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D**k Bites Girlfriend
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This Bird Just Flies Into My Window All Day Long. How Do I Make It Stop?
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Call 911 The Bird Stole My Breakfast
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Takin’ Potato Chips From A Child Is Still A Ground Score, Right? Quit Ya Beak, We Gon Eat Tonight!
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I Have No Words, Was Just Sad And Bought Ice Cream
Upstaged75 1 year ago
Stop taking ice cream selfies at the beach. The gulls have figured it out.
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Got Up From My Lunch And These Sh**heads Showed Up Immediately
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My Bird Ate My Art
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Spent $4,000 On Corrective Eye Surgery, Only For Her To Scratch Out The Stitches Within Two Days. Thanks, Bean
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Poor Bird Flies Into My Window Every Morning And Keeps Hurting Himself. Not Sure How To Make It Stop
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Any Ideas On How To Politely Ask This Jerk To Stop Attacking My Window?
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To Be Fair I May Have Interrupted His Meal
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What do you think ?
Broccoli 1 year ago (edited)
Pigeons, geese, and seagulls need to stop being a******s and stop bullying other animals
Victoria Howell 1 year ago
Hmmm, sounds like pigeons and hoomans are ALIKE!
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Sanfransweety 1 year ago
Birds dying from eating litter is a huge reason to not litter. It is tragic seeing their remains filled garbage
Broccoli 1 year ago (edited)
Pigeons, geese, and seagulls need to stop being a******s and stop bullying other animals
Victoria Howell 1 year ago
Hmmm, sounds like pigeons and hoomans are ALIKE!
Load More Replies... Sanfransweety 1 year ago
Birds dying from eating litter is a huge reason to not litter. It is tragic seeing their remains filled garbage
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