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We humans spend lots of time and money trying to train and domesticate animals, but at the end of the day, their wild instincts sometimes get the better of them.
If you enjoyed our post about people who don't give a damn, you're going to love these animals that have totally lost all semblance of discretion. True, they may be cute and cuddly, but they're also savage as hell, and they don't really care if their actions affect you at all. If you share any of these traits, these may very well be your spirit animals.
Vote for your favourite badass animal below, and if you've got one of your own who gives even less of a f**k than you do, add them to our list.
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#1
This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough
Anita Andrzejewska 8 years ago
This dog is paralized...and floating is helping him with pain. Check the story before you make something public ;)
Hans 8 years ago
Serious questions: why the leash? And can't all dog's swim from birth on? (Since I make many funny comments, this is really serious.)
Jo Johannsen 6 years ago
I worked in a lab during college where the mice who were supposed to swim figured out if they went limp, their noses stuck out of the water just fine. 😂 Meeces are smarter than we give them credit for.
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#2
Oh Deer
#3
Zero F*cks Given
Jeremie Guerra 8 years ago
The look of the cat at the end..."but, that's not supposed to work like that!"
Bunzilla 8 years ago
The irony here is that there's probably a 90% chance there's chicken in that cat food... CANNIBAL!
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Helping Panda 8 years ago
This chicken is the hero all the dogs terrorized by cats have been waiting for!!! :)
Cathy Shift 8 years ago
seriously, no one else is going to say it? ok, i guess i'll do it: zero f*cks were chicken.
#4
Crow Gives No F*cks
Daria B 8 years ago
I wanted to say just this! But then I saw your comment. Totally!
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#5
This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks
Hans 8 years ago
Haha, what a priceless picture. The worker is "No...why" and the duck is "Don't you even talk to me...it was a bad morning anyway." (*wad* *wad* *wad*)
Daria B 8 years ago
It's even funnier if you add the fact that ducks can fly.....
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Kristi Zoebelein 8 years ago
I love the long, meandering path he took too. At one point he got off and then hopped back on.
Cassandra Johnson 8 years ago
This is why I love ducks. Cute, fluffy a******s like cats, but without the allergies!
#6
This Church Cat
Ka'uilani Data 6 years ago
Sacrilegious. Blasphemy is spoken. Sacrilegious is acting/doing.
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Alison Marie 8 years ago
Smart kitty, he says:"hey, that's no Jesus, just a stupid DOLL. If that was truly Jesus, I'd let him lie in the manger".
#7
This Turkey
Eli Lonn 8 years ago
The time of year when turkeys are dry humored and salty af.
Load More Replies... Lola Wallace 8 years ago
This happened to me once, I got out of my car and was trying to chase if off of the road. A car came and asked if i lost my turkey.
Bets or Sash 8 years ago
turkeys are smart. it stopped in front of a stop sign. there is no go sign so it didn't go. duh.
BobbyK 8 years ago
Actually, I think the driver is the a-hole for NOT going around the turkey.
That bunny that ate your breakfast 8 years ago
The turKEY to this problem is go outside you car and scare it away
#8
Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems
Helping Panda 8 years ago
In all seriousness the cat may be there to try to comfort the sick human...
Load More Replies... EvieNiffler 8 years ago
Maybe he's giving her a shoulder massage? Gentle kitty needling is the best massage ever :P
Leonora DeSimone 8 years ago
They don't care...my cat..gets on my back...like..ugh....this is not where you belong
#9
F*ck You, Other Duck
#10
This Cow Gives Zero F*cks
Emma Vink 8 years ago
People...unless those are all mini crocs...that is a cow. Cows in India look like this, so do some indigenous Nguni cattle.
SamuelLemons 8 years ago
I just think it's funny how everyone still thinks it's a goat...
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Dianne Marie Rivera 8 years ago
He's like a kung fu master who finished it in one blow. Thug life.
#11
This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch
#12
Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home
AcousticGString 8 years ago
"Oooh hayyyyy, so... have a seat and tell me... how was your day?'
Cassandra Johnson 8 years ago
"Also, can you bring me tea and a sammich? Thank you kind sir!"
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Aisha Russell-Henry 8 months ago
"Hey yo! What's a raccoon gotta do to get a beer around here"!?
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
"Hey, welcome to my home, human, Yes, It's my home now. Now quick, get me some food."
#13
This Cat
Sarah White 8 years ago
I don't know why but I feel like there is just one dog at the back who can't see the cat and he's just yelling "what? What is it?" While Jumping above the other dogs to try and see. Then he fails miserably and the dogs just scream "shut up Jerry" and then the cat meows "I like him" before walking off. Wow, my brain is weird
Virgil Blue 8 years ago
"So my canine companions, you now probably feel pretty foolish right now. I'd suggest you'd better lick em while you got them because the V.E.T. will be here shortly to complete my revenge against you all."
Aner Euqirnam 7 years ago
Kitty is thinking...." dat teach you barking creepy things to Chase us Purrrrfect one's up tree. Meeeeeeow
Aner Euqirnam 7 years ago
That will teach you barking creepy beasts to Chase us plentiful kitties up trees, meeeow
Ed Smith 8 years ago
Check out the book, When Cats Ruled The World, it's all true.‼️🌞💥⚡️🐈
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Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store
Cassandra Johnson 8 years ago
I was gonna say... That's a SWEET DEAL!!! Lmao
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Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
We do that at mattress shops to check the quality, so why can't he do it too?
Mascha Claessens 8 years ago
I see Dutch, I upvote. I'm a simple Dutch like that. (Aaaaand I love ginger tabbies :D)
#15
Poor Dog
Sydney Andrews 8 years ago
I don't get why those pet owners just don't get two large baskets...
Timothy D. 8 years ago
my tiny orange kitten claimed all of my dog's beds, and hes a big heeler mix thing, only that kitten sleeps in them now
Heather 8 years ago
My kitty would do this too. Of course, my Chinese Crested would've sat on top of the cat. Not to be mean just clueless. God I miss them.
#16
Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day
#17
This Seagull
Alusair Alustriel 8 years ago
Oh gosh that reminded me of a funny story - my friend and I were at Lake Ontario (as teenagers mind) and he started tossing sand clods at the seagulls. When he hit one accidentaly in the head he freaked out, cause the seagull flew away towards the middle of the lake. My friend was so scared it got confused and decided to fly to Canada and would die on the way :D
Starry Night Lover 8 years ago
push it to the limit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtbwV1qONNw
#18
Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care
#19
Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found
Karin Morris 6 years ago
This is why I won't eat food when people have cats and bring items to pot lucks, it's absolutely disgusting that they let their animals walk on kitchen counters. GAG. Those cats use litter boxes, uggghh
Peta Everton 6 years ago
Dramatic much. I have 2 cats. Yes one will try and walk his stupid a*s around the bench when I'm not looking. That doesn't mean I LET him nor that I'd casually give people food prepared on a noncleaned bench. Ridiculous.
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Lois Matelan 8 years ago
I once set a large pan of bread dough, covered with a clean damp dish towel, on the warm air register to rise. Came back to find it squashed and covered with cat hair (he'd moved the dish towel, because it was damp, I guess.) #McCavity
Ann Herring 8 years ago
I made a pavlova once and I left it on the bench ready for dinner. Had to go out for a bit and when I came home, my damn cat had sat right in the middle of it and eaten around the edge. Then to add insult to injury, she didn't like it so she threw up on the lounge!!!
#20
The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces
lunar bluemoon 6 years ago
yes true art here the kids these days just don't get it
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Ajay Balakrishna 8 years ago
this pic made my day ..imagine ppl on the table having lunch and this pose comes in
#21
Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
they are curious and smart but they are still wild animals. And scavengers too so they can carry a lot of disease
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We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun
#23
Zero F*cks Given
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#24
F*cks Given Level: Goose
Benny Lava 8 years ago
I knew there was a reason for these car-wrecking holes. This mayor is a hero.
#25
This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others
Jeremie Guerra 8 years ago
My child used to sit on people she liked, I think that's the same here... :)
Jespren Ray 8 years ago
This is not so funny. I get that the pictures are funny, but that's a dominance sign. That is a dog declaring he is alpha, which means if the kid does something the dog doesn't like, he'll bite.
#26
Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck
Sammi Cakes 8 years ago
As someone who's probably wasted 200 hours looking up cat photos,this is photoshopped.ive seen the original.no mice were in it just an unhappy kitty.you can tell by the ear and left eye..
Aisha Russell-Henry 8 months ago
I don't know, that left ear that looks like it's being pulled down by the baby mouse looks pretty real to me 🤣😂😻
Load More Replies... Cassandra Johnson 8 years ago
That's the face of every mother when their toddler discovers the "mommy jungle gym"...
#27
Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
Plus it makes this awful noise when we use the wiper fluid.
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Cassandra Johnson 8 years ago
And the cool thing is that he'll clean the bugs off better than the real wipers!
#28
This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care
Hans 8 years ago
Whoever captioned this picture has no idea about capybaras. EVERY single animals species loves capybaras. And capybaras love warmth, and they love to cuddle. Thus, this capybara might be tired, but it surely does care: about cozyness! I suggest a new title: "Species borders: we do not care!"
Sarah White 8 years ago
Actually these animals are the sweetest things and they kinda just bring all animals together. Search up pictures of them, I'm pretty you can find one with them next to an alligator/crocodile (I could be wrong), it's adorable.
Angelika Okotokro 8 years ago
Hi Mom! We are outside Noah's ark. The waiting line is really long. We took our tickets hours ago and are still waiting for our numbers to be called ...
#29
Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed
Susann Campbell 8 years ago
That thing better not touch me because I am not in the mood for your silliness.
#30
This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises
Timea Hajnalka 8 years ago
A dove once was doing the same, after she was coming trough a open window inside my sleeping room. I woke up from a yelling, s******g thing which was screaming (did'nt knew that doves can scream until that moment) flattering around - first i did'nt know what is that and was jumping (also screaming) on my boyfriend. Since then i'd never ever sleep with open windows again 😂
Cherie Wallace Blanchard 6 years ago
Feel cute, might break into your home and s**t everywhere later, idk
#31
This Goat
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
geesh, goats come to this country and don't bother the learn the language!
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Nancy E 8 years ago
My husband is ill & I was feeling down. Thanks for the humor . It always helps !
Helping Panda 8 years ago
Indeed, well done to the person who put this together!
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Jim Southard 8 years ago
Must so much profanity be used to describe these shots? Where is the "family" in "Awkward Family"? Great humor here, but I can't share them with family!
John Ambler 8 years ago
The husky was a resident at my exclusive dogs hotel, he was a right character,
Marťas David 8 years ago
Don't you think, that 40 pages isn't to much? Sorry to say that ... I would really like to check all the images but get through 40 pages is just really annoying ...
Nancy E 8 years ago
My husband is ill & I was feeling down. Thanks for the humor . It always helps !
Helping Panda 8 years ago
Indeed, well done to the person who put this together!
Load More Replies... Jim Southard 8 years ago
Must so much profanity be used to describe these shots? Where is the "family" in "Awkward Family"? Great humor here, but I can't share them with family!
John Ambler 8 years ago
The husky was a resident at my exclusive dogs hotel, he was a right character,
Marťas David 8 years ago
Don't you think, that 40 pages isn't to much? Sorry to say that ... I would really like to check all the images but get through 40 pages is just really annoying ...
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