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Photoshop wizard, James Fridman (previously herehere, and here), has been trolling people for quite some time now. But everyone is still sending him their pictures asking James to tweak 'em. And since the man has a knack for finding the most literal interpretation of the requests he receives, he's still accepting them.

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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excellent advice and very true.

Vic
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True, this James chap had got his heart in the right place. I remember another one where he advised a kid to be himself.

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Peter Dylan
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She is absolutely adorable! I hope she realizes how pretty she already is ;)

Livia Carlson
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you mean "if I was pretty" girl you're gorgeous!!

Catlady6000
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm thinner than her and would kill for that body. She's what we used to call healthy

Mike Rickman
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im glad he told her, because she is beautiful not just pretty!

Pumbaa
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. She looks good? Her proportions are right, everything is just a bit bigger than on skinny girls. But better that way than bad proportions. Thin without boobs and butt wouldn't be any better.

Sill Marien
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

exactly- she isn't FAT, looks healthy, who gives a damn if she ain't skinny (apart from, sadly, herself)

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CrunChewy McSandybutt
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a hard lesson to learn when so many people harass you on the daily.

Ben Smith
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6 years ago

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Are you joking? Society celebrates fat people. Body positivity is taking over the world

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Marianne Evensen
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel sad that this absolutely beautiful young lady doesn't feel she is enough. Skinny isn't all it's cracked up to be!

Sandra Nicht
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

young lady, you ARE pretty. Some women are curvier than others, embrace your body and love who you are!

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The master troll regularly posts his works on his Twitter account which already has over 1.57M followers. And they love James not only for his wicked sense of humor. Every now and then, he will refuse to carry out a request, usually if it has something to do with unrealistic beauty standards. He'll just share a heartwarming message about the person in the picture reminding us that there's no such thing as 'perfection.'

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    We Were On A Break!
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cropped the mom, animated it to move and maybe get a bit smaller and when he tilts the phone it looks like he's causing it

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    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like a "aaaaaaayyyyyyiiiiiii" sound with that.

    Vero Morales
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mom goes weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Nosfentor
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a brilliant response.

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    Feeling brave? You can send James a picture of yourself if you want it 'improved' as well. Just bear in mind his warning: "Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public."

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its funny, but also in tears cause is true.

    Cute_Angel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this ain't the truth I don't know what is

    Damien McDallydally
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thanks you !!!"... Something tells me he needs a few more years before graduating.

    Origami Chik3n
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quality of the paintwork indicates that this... this... whatever that thing is... was made in USA rather than any country in the world that manufactures cars.

    M O'Connell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite the contrary, notice how the paint issues are confined to the bumper? Pre-painted Chinesium aftermarket bumpers are painted, heated, folded and then packed for shipping. This is what many of them look like in a few years time.

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    square pizza with a taco on top

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks handsome with his glasses. Not sure why he doesn't want them on.

    Aaron W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Square pizza served in a burger wrapper on a round dish. With a taco on it. Sensational.

    Benjamin Boysley
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently it's a dish from Azerbaijani cuisine

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    Li Schüssl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please tell me whats the thing on his plate?

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now he knows what he'll look like 15 years from now!

    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "+ make me appear 20 years older."

    Natasha Forchione
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WoW, hair does make a difference on a person. He looks like a completely different person being bald.

    Jessica Wolfe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No but I'll get rid of that mop"

    it's me again
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reality check kiddo. You are now your father.

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    Savant
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bryce Lynch, on boredpanda begging of upvotes isn't going to get you anything, unlike some other sites you may use.

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    Benjamin Boysley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he got it in the neck for this one

    Shirley Heyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dweeb, Dweeby and Dweeber. . . morfed into. . . Dork, Dorky, and Dorkett. . . Love it!

    Shirley Heyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I hadn't changed my pants. . . peed again from laughing so hard. . . ha ha ha ha ha hhhhhhh...gasp ha ha ...

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    Aaron W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her hair's stuck in the door. That's gonna hurt when it starts tumbling.

    Epic Rainbow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but I feel like some of these people just send photos for attention and not because they actually want something done to it.

    Curious Cat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she has her life vest on..thats for sure

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many options with that request, lol. I might have put her at the bottom of the ocean with a shark coming at her in the background.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going out on a limb here, but they are going to have some weird looking kids!

    Paul
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in Madison, WI! Awesome place to take a pic. My wife and I have a similar one from our wedding!

    M O'Connell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to say that looks like the WI state capitol :)

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why take the picture in that angel where the car takes half the picture then???

    Mngc
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to ask if Madison !

    Paul
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Madison, WI! Love this! My wife and I have a similar pic from our wedding!

    Slune
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she has a wooden leg

    Paul Chang
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can stand on very steep hillsides but can only face one way.

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    James White
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess next time they could just try cropping the photo...

    Rowlie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In general there is not a lot of good pictures of feet

    TheExtremeSmell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the multiple people selling pictures of their feet and sock on tinder I think there must be a lot of foot fetish people. Who are we kidding foot fetish guys

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    Chris Mugea
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had such a laughing fit over this hahahahahaha

    Soozie Poozie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or does it look like she has 6 toes on her left foot?

    Shirley Heyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else notice the extra toes????? No wonder the feet are bare...

    Susann Campbell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was very nice of you. I too have problems with my feet swelling up and I have to remove my shoes or cry from the pain. What you did here was definitely being a gentleman and I'm sure the man in the picture would agree.

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    James White
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that's one time the person liked what he did to the photo!

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless a woman asks for one (which yes sometimes we do) DON'T SEND A D*CK PIC. It's creepy AF. Think about you walking down the road and suddenly some random stranger exposes themselves to you. That's basically what you're doing. Why it's not illegal baffles me.

    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is sad, is that you have to explicitly explain to some people. Isn't it common sense? What are these guys thinking..

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! The eggplant missed him!

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have put teeny, tiny rubber penises from some Bride's bachelorette party.

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of effort went into this one, very impressive!

    Jeremy Porter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Heard you like big D, so here, have all the D in the world"

    Ashley Wright
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have been tiny sausage links.

    Chris Bodragon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've just about worked out what a "d-pic" is but I still don't get James's take on this. Perhaps it's true. Maybe I really should get out more.

    Louise Brigance
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't have to do much to make this guy look like a "D"! He's a natural

    Lulik
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I supposed it wasn't even an eggplant but rather something like peanut added to a guy with an ego larger than his IQ...

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    IvetaT
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one made me laugh so hard

    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you laughed too hard, at least you know which way the toilets are.. 😁😁

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    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is a human monkey paw. You have to be very specific or it can go very wrong, lol.

    Jon Wong
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey jamie can you fix her to disco rollerskate too?

    Manish Lakhani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha Ha Ha what a perfect way to fix photo

    Chris Bodragon
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I reading too much into this but is your joke here borderline extremely smutty or should I be rebuked for such indecent X-rated thoughts?

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why even keep that picture? LOL

    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did the original caption come from?

    Jeremy Porter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why make a pic like that in the first place? Dumbass.

    Withnail
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in that neat checkered button-down, bad boy. Maybe some donkey meat...

    Bryce Lynch
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    6 years ago

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    This nerd-s**t isn’t gonna get a*s anytime soon

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    Theodore Coop
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just don't have much body hair. Others are on swim team. You never know.

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kids need to spend less time worrying about their image and werk on they spelink and gramer

    TheExtremeSmell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not a phone he’s just excited

    Curious Cat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok... does this not look like he just got wood and bust his pants?

    it's me again
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just choked on my lunch 🤣🤣🤣

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some deep pockets.

    Jeremy Porter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he going for the "Is that a phone in your pocket or are you just really happy to see me?" line?

    Steve Cruz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is that a phone in your pocket, or..."

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    Cute_Angel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What gel does he use I need that in my life

    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a Dove product.. like literally..

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    meow point1
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bird poop or water? It's coming from a bird but it's all watery and see-through....

    Ashley Wright
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s funny. Now you can say, “I love this photo of my boyfriend and ME,” — not I. #grammaticallycorrect

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it does sounds like he loves himself more than his girlfriend

    Carol Emory
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was his girlfriend and saw this, I'd break up with him. If he wants to edit her in this picture because he thinks she has a double chin and fat arms...then can you imagine the body shaming he will do if they marry and she has a few kids....

    Aine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what double chin? sorry, I only see a pretty girl and a douchebag here...

    Lena Hudson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things like this really make me feel my age lately. I just wanna tell her him saying those things simply shows his crippling insecurities and is in no way a truth about her. Then I'd like to knee him in the balls...

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    Kathleen Barlow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope his girlfriend sees this and replaces him with a decent boyfriend.

    C0rPs3 Hu5b4nd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He even LOOKS like he cares more about himself than his girlfriend.

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    JillVille
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, so I think my girlfriend looks fat, can you fix it? - I'm sorry, but that girl deserves better than this guy. :(

    Wil Vanderheijden
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't see anything wrong with the woman, but it takes a lot to make the guy look halfway decent.

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    Jeremy Porter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She gives her boyfriend serious wood when she dresses sexy.

    Ed Souza
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol. that's messed up. well done

    Kelly Hartle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wooden you like to do this to some of your exes?

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    nikki ty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James ... you are GOOD! I love photoshop pranks but action clips are beyond my skill!

    Chelle Jones
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Play Video ..Just click on picture.

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    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that beer and ice-cream? Whoa, whoa, arg....and first beer at 21...seriously, I doubt that this is realistic. Even in the US.

    M O'Connell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 31 and still haven't had my first beer. It smells disgusting.

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    okpkpkp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gal on the right looks like she has had 3 or 4 beers.

    未周 陸
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The process ... is pretty Noticeable, though! If You're NOT Deaf, I mean.

    Jeremy Porter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing on the middle guy's shoulder....

    THE ULTIMATE PUGTATO >_<
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did your parents care? That’s rough but I love your profile pic

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