Revenge is a dish best served cold... and petty. When they go low, you go to the depths of the kindergarten playground to come up with a childish yet iconic act of "an eye-for-an-eye" that kicks back in the most satisfying way possible!
People have been boasting about their pettiest acts of revenge, and many are too brilliant not to share. Like the person who schooled a bad parker by leaving a coloring book on their windscreen, along with a note reminding them to stay between the lines. Or the pizza delivery guy who nicked 6 pieces of a customer's 1,500-piece puzzle in response to not getting a tip.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of the best ones to inspire anyone who is sick of waiting for karma to come around. Sit back, keep scrolling, and don't forget to upvote the ones you plan to use in the future.
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Vigilante Level 1000
Trash Trompe-L'œil - Neighbor Anonymously Reported Us To The City Because Our Trash Cans Were Not Behind A Barrier. Now They Are
Shut Up & Take My Money
A Disgruntled Painter And Decorator Who Claims He Is Owed £500 For His Work Has Taken Revenge - By Leaving A Message On The Side Of An Old Pub He Had Worked On
Petty? Yes. Satisfying? Definitely. Handwriting? Horrible
Hard To Walk Barefoot
Nice Thinking
Waited Almost 40 Years, Love That Level Of Petty
This Guy Just Eats Everyone’s Treats. Tomorrow Will Be A Surprise For Him
Merry Christmas From This Person’s House To (Almost) Everybody…
Keep Up The Good Work
Wow, I wanna live in this universe; I have the opposite experience. People ALWAYS put an "h" on my name. And want to spell my last name "Frasier/Frazier"...I've been at my current job 3+ years and on the employee sign-in sheet my last name is still "Frazier", and while wrong I'm too shy to bring it up.. :)
After Years Of This Guy Using My Email As A Spam Account, I Got My Revenge. He Signed Up For Siriusxm Which Also Gives Me The Ability To Beep His Horn
The Punishment For Petty Theft In My Town Is Making Laps Around The Courthouse With A Sandwich Board Sign That States: "I Am A Thief"
What's The Best Way To Deal With That Person In Your Life Without Seeming Petty? You're Welcome
Revenge
That's Wild Revenge
The Height Of Pettiness Seen In A UK Car Park Today
Sonic Savagery
There are two "adult" stores on the same street in the city I live in, one is called Adam & Eve the other is Hustler Hollywood. Right next to the Hustler store is a big billboard for Adam & Eve that says "don't get hustled by the competition" and I love the pettiness and two adult stores fighting like that!
Neighbor Refuses To Move Rubbish
No One Will Have It
My Buddy's Bank Wouldn't Reverse Some Petty Fees So He Showed Up On The Last Day Of The Month And Closed His 150k Account To Cash
Sounds like my Uncle, went to his bank to withdraw money, But he had been working on a house he brought and was covered in dirt and paint. they call the police on him, the police who showed up knew him, Bank falling all over themselves apologizing as he had a lot of money. He took it all out, moved to the bank down the street.
Is This A Genius Way To Cope With Post-Divorce Awkwardness, Or Just A Chaotic Mix Of Revenge And Humor?
Talking Trash About Another Man's Car, That's Low
So what's their problems with Subaru ir the Outbacks? I would love to have 1 but can't afford to buy anything.
The Best Teachers Are The Ones Who Will Still Grade Your Work On Its Own Merit, Even If It Doesn't Agree With Their Worldview
OP really showed that teacher! She'll think twice before she successfully engages a student and gets that student to think, research, and articulate those thoughts and that research in a well-written paper! Ha!
KFC Don't Play
A Man After My Own Heart. Stay Petty Guys
"TO THE PERSON WHO COMPLAINED. I WAS GOING TO BE DONE THIS AFTERNOON BUT PURELY OUT OF SPITE IT WILL NOW BE HERE UNTIL LATE NEXT WEEK. COME & SPEAK TO ME LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING NEXT TIME, OR PICK UP A HOBBY LIKE FISHING OR SPEAKING TO YOUR KIDS.
XOXO"
That's Hilarious
If it was a cubicle and other were people around, wouldn't they smell it to?
My Wife Started A New Job 2 Weeks Ago And Today She Saw This In The Office Kitchen
Oooo, if I was new at a job and saw something like this I'd pack up and leave asap
I Hate This Person
This guy is obsessed with parking outside his house. I’ve since moved my car right up to the bin so he can’t get back in when he comes back. I reported him to the council a while back and they wrote to him and he stopped. Guess he’s started up again.
Keep moving the bin, Move it across the street, bet that will p**s him off.
When People Mess With Your Privacy Exercise The Crazier Option
Life With Roommates
Wife Sent This In When She Got A Speeding Ticket
I mean...I'm gonna say your wife ITAH because speeding is no joke, it's so unsafe for everyone around; not just the selfish main-character bítch who wants to shave 20 seconds off their drive...
Neighbors Are Slamming Their Cabinets So Hard They Opened Mine. They're Having A Fight So Now I'm Blasting Shrek As Revenge
"Cuppa" Sounds Bizarre
His Girlfriend Is Obviously A Very Stable Genius
Petty Revenge
Revenge Of The Scooters
Obviously Hit A Nerve
OMG what an a*****e! Who does that to a little kid? She deserved it!
Sometimes Small Acts Of Rebellion Are The Only Way To Reclaim Dignity In Toxic Systems, Peak Energy
At 7-11, when they would make a huge mess on the counter with sugar, creamer and leaving their garbage out, I'd just charge them an extra dime. One guy made a huge mess getting a slurpee and when I asked him to put the trash in the bin, which was right there, he told me it was my job. So when he got to the counter, I walked away and made him wait while I cleaned up his mess. When he asked me what I was doing, I said, "My job." He actually waited. I'm surprised he didn't just walk out with the slurpee.
This Is A Majestic Life Tip
Not cool! Everybody that uses that washing machine will also get glittered until the end of time
My Buddy Is A Dodgers Fan. I'm A Giants Fan. We Had A Friendly $20 Bet On Who Would Win The NLDS. Here Is The $20 I Will Be Giving Him Monday
Waited 71 Days To Play Petty In Return - Super Bowl 55
Parking Wars On The Street. The Turquoise Car Parked In His Spot. He Had Loads Of Room Behind But Still Got His Mate To Guide Him Forward
But why? Why are people like this?? The driver of the white van was only "inconvenienced" by what, a 5ft difference..??
In highschool one of my classmates who was a jerk sent me a really nasty email (private emails - this was in the days before you had a school email). So I signed him up for every embarrassing mailing list I could find.
Not like spraying 'liquid a*s' spay into someones external air vents below the windscreen or over the door handle so their hands smell...
In highschool one of my classmates who was a jerk sent me a really nasty email (private emails - this was in the days before you had a school email). So I signed him up for every embarrassing mailing list I could find.
Not like spraying 'liquid a*s' spay into someones external air vents below the windscreen or over the door handle so their hands smell...
