You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

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I like to gamble. I will choose a snail.

Right? It really is. And I’m not talking about the original Facebook post.

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I don't normally congratulate the grammar ones (even though I like good grammar myself; I admit I'm not perfect) but lel. Go green person.

CERN Conseil Européen pour la Recherche Nucléaire ('European Council for Nuclear Research')

A transporter would like to talk to you.

No shìt

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The house where I grew up would like a word. We had strawberries, and none of them came from trees

As someone observed, read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't.

All the boy-girl twins I personally know would like to have a word.

It…kinda does actually.

😕😕

nah, chamberpot was correct.

Where'd that second "not" come from?

someone got confused between the 1900s and the 19th century (which was indeed 1800—1899)... not entirely sure why though :)

Eat more moose. Moose eats pine needles, you eat moose, no wheat spent - profit

*save

At the point of checking, it's €43,727.79 and £36,827.31. (10.14 on 9th June 2025)

That logic could magically fix all the problems of the world...

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WOW! 🌮🐈 has entered the chat

While technically correct, I think bro should've let this one pass. The lady was just trying to make a compliment, what a shame to turn that into an argument!

South Korea, South Carolina, North Dakota etc would like a word

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TBF at least some of these so-called silent letters can sometimes be voiced by some speakers. I definitely sound the t in tsunami, for example. maybe it's just from having spoken German for such a while that I've adopted the TZ sound, I dunno. But surely everyone knows that knight is pronounced kanigget? ;-)

The vast majority of people who are blind are not born blind. They lose their sight due to genetic, illness or accident. They are used to turning to look at people when speaking to them, looking in the direction they are pointing etc. It's automatic. The majority of people who are blind have some small amount of sight. Light levels can make a big difference as to whether they can use this remaining sight.

Yeah Tracy, come on!

Wholeheartedly

I stopped at ‘the v****a is all the holes’. I think I need a drink. All the drinks.

Breaking news: Continents don't have countries

Face off

It multiplied fast 😄

This spiralled down faster and faster.

100 degrees Celsius is frightening. I was practically melting during the heat wave when it was just 40 degrees Celsius.

I am spániard, and when I learned english "ya'll" was not in the lessons..

It depends on the journalist. There are those who report that 20C is twice as hot as 10C.

Time for a math lesson.

I’m pretty sure they just contradicted themselves. How do species evolve without changing???

I did not know this.. never read Manga and have yet to be financially able to travel out of the US. Also spent my life so far immersed in science, animals, and vet med instead of culture. I knew some languages read right to left on a page but never considered that book pages would also turn differently. Huh.

I NEED to know what other colour one of them thought it was.

on second thought....

on second thought....

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Did the 'putting' guy watch too many 'Allo 'Allo! episodes?

But 2000 was only a few years ago, right? Right?! Dámn, I'm old.

What I want to know is - are there any takers for the monthly offer?

Woah, people get aerated over the most minor of nonsense

So in their incredible wisdom, when have you _earned_ the title? Do you need some kind of certificate? 🤔

…There are so many things wrong with this I don’t even know where to start

I’m allergic to nickel. Broke out like this. Likely an allergy.

Where is that fairytale coming from? Read that many times allready

It's on Liberty Island. Used to be the location of a fort.

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift

Uhh. About 200 million Brazilians would like a word.

The last number looks suspiciously like it wants to curve into a 3, not a 2. I could be imagining that, but if the plate was a true match, why not show the whole plate?

Some people did call them doubled eggs because they thought calling them deviled eggs was evil.

Tony has experienced a sarcasm failure. Abort, Cancel, or Retry?

Given what's going on these days it's less 🙃 and more 🔥. Oh, BBQ season, yay!

Painfully dumb.

Ouch. If only they had named the product after what it is supposed to do, people wouldn't get confused. /S

Not sure this one belongs - I don't know what the tree is, but they seem to be making a valid correction.

Heathrow, Luton, Gatwick, Southend, Stansted and Docklands. All London airports.

This on confuses me because a potato will not bake at 25 C or F. That's 77F. My house was over 80F today. Nothing baked itself. Not even the potatoes that were on my counter.

My brain hurts...

The switch from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar. See Google for more info. But what that reply means i have no idea!

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But still, no one is going to buy it

"usian"?

Which McDonald's origin are we talking about? When the McDonald brothers opened their stand, or after Ray Kroc bought the name and started franchising it?

Missing some context here.