This Page Shares The Most ‘Delusional Takes’ Posted By People Online, And Here Are 35 Of The Worst Posts
As it turns out, there actually is such a thing as having too much confidence. Having principles is perfectly fine; being arrogant and close-minded, however, is a recipe for disaster. Just because you write something on the internet with complete conviction doesn’t automatically make it the truth. And not all opinions are facts. [Surprised Pikachu gasps dramatically!]
Some of the worst, most uneducated, completely bonkers opinions end up being featured on the ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page, where followers can poke fun at them. There’s being wrong and owning up to your mistakes. And then there’s the stuff featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ which is a whole other level of insanity.
Be warned, Pandas, what you’re about to see might make you facepalm so hard that your friends might wonder why you’ve got a red mark on your face. Scroll down for some of the worst things that the internet has to offer.
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Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?
The ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page was started up fairly recently, just half a year ago, in June 2022. However, in that time, it has managed to attract over 162.9k followers with its posts that focus on wrong opinions and arrogant social media users.
The page moderator suggests that people should unfollow the account if they’re cringe. Meanwhile, if you’ve come across an incredibly delusional take while surfing the net or scrolling through your social media feeds, you can send them a link to the post. Who knows, you might get lucky and your post might get featured.
Reading through some of the posts that were featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ is bound to give you a heavy dose of secondhand embarrassment. Seriously, how can people be so incredibly wrong?
It’s moments like this one that remind you that common sense isn’t all that common. And that many people would rather stay comfortably within their opinion echo chambers than risk being proven wrong. What’s life worth if you don’t try to learn more about the world and instead bonk everyone on the heads if they dare disagree with you? That’s no way to live.
Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...
And she's stupid, because if he cheated WITH her, he will cheat ON her eventually.
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She wants a good man, but if he is willing to leave his GF for another woman is he still a good man? Maybe poison the GF to get the good man, but that's probably frowned upon.
I'm sure I know why her last boyfriend is single. Dodged a bullet there mate.
Maybe he had already been shot a few times and was fed up?😂
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How to announce you're shallow and without integrity: a thread.
don’t let this person in your house, she gonna steal the whole thing
I don't know how many women explicitly think this way, but I do know that I find that waaaay more women seem to have found me dateable when I was seeing someone else. I was kinda floored at the issue when I got engaged. At least once I got married, I was considered "out of bounds."
In this one there actually is some truth, I think many have experienced this: you're single and have a hard time finding a date, you got a partner and suddenly everybody wants you. A friend once had hard time dating, this was before Tinder, another guy suggested he should buy a fake wedding ring and suddenly had a lot more success with women in the clubs.
Knew something was wrong with me and not the cheating hose bags that are my ex's
Uhm single pringle here: some ppl jes haven't found a person who wants to date them yet or they just don't want to date at all.
You are a horrible person, I hope every man you get this way leaves you for being horrible.
"The available men are available because there's something wrong with them." So WHY on earth would you want to be with ANY of them?
But if she is able to 'steal' the boyfriend, then he's not a 'good guy' but someone who is OK with two timing....
Hey! That's my female progenitor's name! She slept with a homeless man! Yaaay!
Actually, why would someone WANT a dude who would leave their current chick for someone who tempted them? That means they will likely do that to them as well, so clearly not a "good man".
..or a good man could become single because his partner had died, or because his former partner turned into a selfish piece of CR4P, that did not understand the value of her partner and hence dumped him in a the-grass-is-greener-on-the-other-side-deloution, or the two of them could simply have grown apart. Relationships can end for a number of reasons, and somebody elses "rejects", can turn out to be the perfect match for you. The concept of just one type of "good man" is simply to narrowminded. There are good men out there for you to find, so you don't need steal one to get one.
Wouldn’t a man willing to destroy the integrity of his marriage and family have something wrong with him? At least in how he maintains relationships???
Not nessesarily. It is really hard to predict the future, and some relationships just goes sour without it nessesarily being somebody's fault. People can simply grow apart, or realise that they rushed the deciont to marry due to being young and naive, or simply giving in to pressure from their parents. A lot of stuff can happen, that make people realise that their current partner is just not the right match for them, without it nessesarily meaning that something is wrong with either of them. People can simply grow apart for numerous reasons. Sometimes it simply turns out that that relationship was not meant to last, and in these cases, the best option can be for the partners split ways. In other cases his wife could simply turn into a b***h (perhaps she was the whole time, but the mask that she put on in the beginning to win him over simply too convincing) without it being due to a fault his. That can result in a situation where he chanceless no matter what he does.
Load More Replies... Everyone knows that good food should be eaten. The available leftovers are available because there’s something wrong with them. That leaves you, a hungry person with a desire to eat, with only one option: stealing someone else’s food!!
I will leave a piece of blue cheese on the plate, if it was served to me, and quite often someone will ask if they can have it, as they seem to love that stuff. The same thing aplies to us when it comes to partners, we seem to prefer different things, and have a hard time agreeing on what is good and what is bad. Some women want a dominating "manly" man, who will take all the important decitions and thereby rid her of a lot of work and worries that can following having to consider every options. Other, more independent women, would quickly grow tired of a man that behaves like that, as they want to have their say in how their lives evolve, and is looking for more of an equal. We do not seek the same thing, and hence the world can be messy to navigate in. E.g. some women apreaciate you holding the door for them, while others feel belittled by it, and it can be really hard to be predict the category of woman you are dealing with in advance, and hence choose the "right" action.
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So if you stole 'a good man' from a relationship wouldn't that make him a 'bad man' and thus he becomes an available man because there is something wrong with him?
People who have delusional takes are prime examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect at work. To put it simply, the effect means that most individuals firmly believe that they’re smarter than average. Now, obviously, that’s not how averages work. But these people think that they’re far more competent and intelligent than the rest. As a result, they see their opinions as closer to the truth than anyone else’s. Often, they’re wrong.
Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them
Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.
However, the Dunning-Kruger effect applies to experts as well. Though, slightly differently. Specialists believe that everyone else is aware of the (objectively complicated) things they know. To these experts, everything seems clear, but the general public might not understand the concept they use. Furthermore, well-educated people tend to underestimate their skills.
As a result, you have a very weirdly skewed situation where those who lack education are the most confident in their opinions. Meanwhile, those who are well-educated are too timid and far too critical of themselves. People, in general, have an extremely tough time estimating how competent they are in a given area.
There’s another issue. Repetition is something that makes people believe an opinion, even if it’s factually incorrect. The more we’re exposed to certain information, the more plausible it seems to us. And even if we’re aware of the role that repetition plays in our perception of reality doesn’t make us completely immune to it. That’s the power of fake news and propaganda.
Two ways to counter misinformation are to find reputable sources and to do a bit of background research on a ‘fact’ before retweeting or reposting someone else’s opinion. No news source is perfect; everyone makes mistakes. However, this doesn’t mean that all sources are equal. Far from it.
Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition
Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!
Focus on new sites that do actual investigative journalism, instead of just parroting information from other sources. The more transparency there is, the better. Media literacy and being able to gauge the reliability of ‘facts’ is an incredibly vital skill in the Internet Age. It will only become more important as time goes by.
Which of these horrible, horrible takes do you think were the worst of the bunch, dear Pandas? Why do you think these people aren't more self-aware of just how delusional they sound? What's the very worst opinion you've ever read online? Share your thoughts in the comments.
Or Pakistan? They used to have a squad of transvestite tax inspectors in Karachi (to embarass business owners into paying, otherwise they hang around their shops all week; pay or go bankrupt!). So it's the only country where you could defend "no dad, I'm not like that, I'm a tax inspector I only do it for work"? Hm.
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I feel like this is a good learning tool on how to not be a tool...
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I'm of the mind that Logic and Rational Thinking courses throughout school would probably improve everything by a lot.
I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
Got to number 10 and had to stop. How disgusting and depressing and appalling. 🤮
Wish I never started to read that BS, it's bedtime and I feel sad, mad and completely dumbfounded now! Some people need help and or prison 🤨🤮
Excuse me, I’m going to go rebel against these people in the grocery aisle. Jerks don’t deserve fresh fruit
This entire list makes me sick. How do these people remember to exhale?
After reading most of this: Alexa, please play People = Sh*t on repeat. Smh...
I feel like this is a good learning tool on how to not be a tool...
Load More Replies... I'm of the mind that Logic and Rational Thinking courses throughout school would probably improve everything by a lot.
I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
Got to number 10 and had to stop. How disgusting and depressing and appalling. 🤮
Wish I never started to read that BS, it's bedtime and I feel sad, mad and completely dumbfounded now! Some people need help and or prison 🤨🤮
Excuse me, I’m going to go rebel against these people in the grocery aisle. Jerks don’t deserve fresh fruit
This entire list makes me sick. How do these people remember to exhale?
After reading most of this: Alexa, please play People = Sh*t on repeat. Smh...
