This Page Shares The Most ‘Delusional Takes’ Posted By People Online, And Here Are 35 Of The Worst Posts

Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?

I mean he’s got a point. For example, he doesn’t need to read crime and punishment to learn what happens in a prison, because now he’s learning that THROUGH LIFE, just like he wanted to. (Joke)

His masculinity is so fragile it needs bubble wrap

"Lives at home" LOL where else are you going to live? On the street? Someone else's home? Isn't where you live automatically your home?

Actually read the whole article a while back. Headline is very much clickbait. It might be controversial, but she explains it rather well. She doesn't enjoy certain games, and does other important stuff with her kids, while encouraging them to play on their own or with each other. Look up the original article if you want, I'm not saying I agree with her, but she makes some sense and I definitely don't think she's a bad mom because of this.

I'll never understand cheating in general.

I thought that was a freshly plucked chicken at first.

Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...

I'm sure I know why her last boyfriend is single. Dodged a bullet there mate.

She's single sooooo

Then you have a guy that has a history of leaving one woman for a "better" woman. So when an even "better" woman comes along...

In this post "good men" = "men willing to cheat on or dump their current love"

I hope this is meant to be satire...

In this one there actually is some truth, I think many have experienced this: you're single and have a hard time finding a date, you got a partner and suddenly everybody wants you. A friend once had hard time dating, this was before Tinder, another guy suggested he should buy a fake wedding ring and suddenly had a lot more success with women in the clubs.

Uhm single pringle here: some ppl jes haven't found a person who wants to date them yet or they just don't want to date at all.

that acct is satire btw

"The available men are available because there's something wrong with them." So WHY on earth would you want to be with ANY of them?

They could have left a terrible woman!

So those men were born in a relationship?

You secretly hate women, don't you?

Yup

hopefully you will be single FOREVER

Actually, why would someone WANT a dude who would leave their current chick for someone who tempted them? That means they will likely do that to them as well, so clearly not a "good man".

Wouldn’t a man willing to destroy the integrity of his marriage and family have something wrong with him? At least in how he maintains relationships???

Everyone knows that good food should be eaten. The available leftovers are available because there’s something wrong with them. That leaves you, a hungry person with a desire to eat, with only one option: stealing someone else’s food!!

So if you stole 'a good man' from a relationship wouldn't that make him a 'bad man' and thus he becomes an available man because there is something wrong with him?

You shouldn’t be allowed in public alone or at all

That’s ok then

What because only black children have cr#p dads? I know a lot of white children with cr#p dad's

Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them

Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.

Jail is Jail ;)

Can't be true, dogs are quite bad picking cotton /s

All the furs I know are low-paid service workers and you'd better believe society would be screwed without them

I don't like the term 'Body positivity', I'd prefer it to be called 'Body acceptance'. I think it's better to just accept that all bodies are different and if we accept our own for what they are it's a healthier state of mind. Body positivity blinds people from health risks by telling them that it a good thing to be the way they are. Yet, if we accept our bodies and the impact that has on our health it's up to us alone to decide if we want to face those risks and/or do something about it.

Is there really people that are this stupid? The mind boggles

*Cough* Idi Amin *Cough* Sorry, I just swallowed some b******t

If you think a man owns his wife you should be in therapy and single.

OP, you shouldn't have taken all of your grandma's pills all at once!

more ruined days to come jazz

Well, she wont have to be worried about eviction anymore. Lifetime housing for her.

Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition

Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!

people are weird

I think this comment's unintentionally backfired and now it sounds more racist

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this whole list is torture fr

So, do dyslexic 31y or 41y olds also have extra-large brains? Asking for a friend.

Why do I assume she will then turn around and say he's too touchy-feely and not a real man?

EWWWWWW. This what real grooming looks like BTW. EDIT: I guess there's a chance that this isn't sexual, but the implication is there nonetheless.

she needs to confirm if there is a brain up there

Tell me you don't have kids without saying you don't have kids