50 Of The Funniest Parent Tweets We Found On The Internet

don't tell him, this is perfect.

seconded!

samesies!

A true entrepreneur

This made me giggle...

This just happened to me this fine Saturday morning.

Poor dad

Wise choice

yes she is food>children

My partner calls that game hide and no seek.

Bhahaha, I did something very similar as a kid. Split-level houses are really something!

Are the pockets big enough?

That. Is. Sublime:)

😂😂😂

Parenting level = expert

Begin again tomorrow. Proof of reincarnation

Genius move. Well played, kiddo!!

Me. My son is 15 now. He got his screen time and I lost my sanity. Trust me, it won't help.

Same goes for Hunger Games. Children do anything for sugar. You have been warned.

So how are your kids feeling about Ted Nugent?

Wth Jade Gleeson!?

I'm thinking exorcism. Any other fun playtime ideas?

Is that guy in the middle playing a guitar-violin-thing?

That story had a scary twist!

We should make all hostage negotiators children.

This needs to be higher

Mommy tax is real...

The lack of comments on this one is SCREAMING at me! ^_^

As a teenager learning to drive, same. Terrifying from both sides.

Cheese is good.

This is basically me, but with guacamole!

You have a breakfast room?!

*that they just peed in*

After camping with two small boys ages two and four, I now know why my mom hated camping.

once you start, you never, ever stop when it comes to laundry.

People laugh.. many parents agree with this.. the thing is elderly can also experience a similar phenomenon called Sun-downing!

The new "milkman" lol

Blessing in disguise if you ask me.

Smart move.

"Why is this wet? Why are you wet? Where is the water coming from? Did you pee???" All things I've said to my 14 month old today. Each one a separate occurrence.

Close lol

I once intentionally let my daughter throw up in my shirt. Toddler age, snuggling on the couch because she didn't feel good. Suddenly she picks her head up and has the look. It's coming up, NOW. Saved the couch though.

Lol, was born on the first, went home on the 4th! They are celebrating my arrival home!! LOL!!

Lol, that was me when a learned to snap 😂

Pshaw... my brain asks these at 3am all.the.time!

Good luck.

Truth. Especially if you're the black sheep of the family. Not speaking from experience AT ALL.

With me it was "you could have gotten it done five times in the time you've wasted complaining about it!" I'm not even a parent and I still turned into my mum. (I was working in childcare, so it was someone else's kid whose sulk I had to deal with).

Or what did he do to you ... ?

Is it though??

This is something you will need to circle back to sometime in the future

Hard pass, thanks.

Ah so they've learned the alternative word early. Smart kids. Rude, but smart.

Yes and "Mum, I'm hungry" is the chorus of the parenting song

With cheese, always cheese

Nice. Who carried you Home After

If it works, it works. 👍

Chug chug chug

Or both?

I remember the car journey where my son converted our speed from miles per hour to kilometres per hour in his head. My wife has to get her phone out and check it with the calculator. He was off by less than 2. He is 7. We still don’t know how he learnt how to do this conversation as it’s not something they teach in year 2 maths

So, the next fun activities will now be, pulling out nails, applying filler, sanding, and touching up paint. Get a plank of wood or an offcut of drywall from a builder's merchant, and let them practice their DIY skills outside. Sounds like a fun and educational summer break.

Just wait until she gets to 15 ...

It’s to dangerous to go alone, take this popsicle stick

That's rather mean and manipulative

Don't forget the pollen index