It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

My youngest son makes soufflé's, my oldest son is capable of burning water

My 18 yr old daughter thanked me for teaching her how to change a flat tyre when she had no phone reception to call roadside assist. Never stop passing on life lessons to your children because they believe they know everything.

That's cute.

The beauty of todays smart TVs is that you can block all but four channels - leaving only educational channels. Then see if they roll their eye's and say "oK mOm, wHaTeVeR".

Love is love.

I want to know the ending

She is not wrong

That is “entirely to many cows”

genius

The child heard you playing the tuba so wanted to join the concert.

"oh wow"

Lol

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...

Definitely go for the hockey mask one. You can set your own hours and the pay is better.

An old one but still good......

MOM.I TOLD YOU,WERE OUT OF YOUR USUAL,YOULL HAVE TO SUFFER WAFFLES."oh,nooo...."

I have written this book SOOO many times. Wife, I can't get her to eat her veggies. Me: Oh, just do this.... Wife: Okay, do it. Me: doing the thing. Me (thirty minutes later): I can't get her to eat her veggies. Wife: Oh no, when you take over it's your problem.

My daughter is almost 10 and luckily she still reaches for my hand. I’m not ready for that day either.

Thats deep

My name is Spring and I LOVE my season

Whatever you do, do NOT interrupt or she will have to start over!

For context, this guy writes Iron Man and Star wars comics amongst others

It's started raining guys, Bored Panda is closing.

How big is the purse?!

Well, if she's been a good girl, I'd probably go for it since l admire her chutzpah. That's also probably why l ended doing things that l wondered "how did l get talked into this when l thought l said No???"

Adorable.

at which point you lose interest in playing chess with the little bugger.

If it moves but it shouldn't: Duck Tape. If it doesn't move and it should: WD40

Don't drink your own bath water.. got it.. what about someone else's?

What is it?!

So he's superman?

Bring back the flip phone. I felt like Captain Kirk.

My parents forbade us to observe mother's day and father's day, saying that the whole concept was made up by Madison Avenue to help retailers overcome the bad months between christmases. Instead, they taught us by example that a spontaneous "I love you" was a better gift than all the candy and roses in the world. And it was appreciated on all days, not just once a year.

Well according to her username, the kid's not wrong! 😂

They never forget

Trying to put the fun in funeral. Now where is that ball pit and bouncy castle?

Not sure when this stops, though my 24 y.o. isn't nearly as condescending as she once was.

My son was 5 and I was a deputy and decided to teach him how to call 911,so I called dispatch and told them my plan so that he would no how to give them info,so when they had a calm moment they called and told me to have him call.call gose as if he's calling in that the house is on fire,he gives the address and our name and the dispatcher asks him if he can give a description of the house and he says its the one with flames coming out of it hello.needless to say the dispatcher and I both lost it,and then my son looks at me and says,you really work with people like that

I grew up in the time when there wasn't really money to cater to kids... the rules most of my friends and I lived by was "Eat it. Or don't eat."

Nah, the baby pic is there to remind parents to buy more alcohol because they'll need it.

Went and watched my nephew and was so proud as he raced towards goal, yards ahead of the defence, only for one of his shin pads to fall out and him go back and pick it up.

Wait until she's 16.

I call it ungracious, it is the thought that counts......

Eggy donuts instead of eggy toast! Could be a winner!

this one made me lol.

Huh, maybe THIS is the famous "Noodle Incident" Calvin refused to discuss.

And then you get to carry it all!

I thought for a second it was the mom who said that to "perfect mom", then skipped off whith her kid. Which would've been perfect! 😹

When I was a kid, my mom thought I never used soap because when she touched it, the soap was dry. Thank goodness for body wash.

Joe told him about deez nuts.

8 is not wrong.

My son when he was a kid... No one else understood what having "potato" on his French fries meant but his dad and I 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

To be fair, I just woke up and do not want your pungent breath all over my face. (Love you, mom.)

We all deserve more cheese.

Lol 🤣

Guilty

True love

I miss my whistle.... and the power.

🤣

Awwww

Poop or cake?

Only for about 15 years per kid (so I recommend overlapping those 15 years)....

Lmao 🤣

It is biggly big.

At ages 7 and 8, they’re just a big N O

Or your dad had turned off the power to the VCR, cos it was wasting electricity.