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It’s 2026. We’re living in supposedly progressive times where many hostile ideologies that used to be considered acceptable are now outdated. 

Yet, every now and then, you will find some people espousing the same toxic mindset. Case in point, a good number of folks on the internet don’t care about offending people with their homophobic beliefs, much like what you’ll see on this list.

The best part, however, is when they get satisfyingly shut down. Enjoy reading through these savage comebacks.

#1

Having Allies Is Extremely Important

Having Allies Is Extremely Important

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Nilsen
Community Member
7 months ago (edited)

I can argue against mistreatment of animals wothout being a dog/cat/cow, or even without being vegetarian. The same should go for homophobia.

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    #2

    Put Up Or Shut Up

    Put Up Or Shut Up

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    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Oh good response!

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    #3

    Whats The Diffrence Between Women And Transwomen?

    Whats The Diffrence Between Women And Transwomen?

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
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    7 months ago

    Ouch! 🤣

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    #4

    Magic Johnson's Son

    Magic Johnson's Son

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    Sorry but Magics son reminds me of a spanish matador in those clothes.

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    #5

    Taste The Rainbow

    Taste The Rainbow

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    Apocalyptic Excavator
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited)

    So did we or didn't we? Most homophobes argue that the real godly rainbow has 7 colors and the pride 6-colored one is a satanic twist. Cause, you know. 6.

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    #6

    The Great American Sitcom

    The Great American Sitcom

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    Apocalyptic Excavator
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    They're not scared of their children "turning gay". They scared of their children turning open-minded and observant, able to call out their s*ist dysfunctional parents on their b******t.

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    #7

    This

    This

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    Apocalyptic Excavator
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    And code visual s*x-appeal into female animals / fruits / appliances / vehicles in cartoons!

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    #8

    My Buddy’s Response To A Homophobic Review On His Restaurant

    My Buddy’s Response To A Homophobic Review On His Restaurant

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Ha. That's you told Kip.

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    #9

    I Said It Before, I'll Say It Again: If Jesus Appeared In Front Of These "Religious" Bigots Today, He'd Be Dismissed As "Woke"

    I Said It Before, I'll Say It Again: If Jesus Appeared In Front Of These "Religious" Bigots Today, He'd Be Dismissed As "Woke"

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited)

    Well did you think fanatical Christians actually read the Bible or follow it?

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    #10

    Sports

    Sports

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    Liliana Spiro
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    This is Steve Hofstetter, a stand-up comedian, who's a fierce ally of the LGBTQ+ community. Here's one of his quotes: "Trying to make trans people or gay people or anyone who is a little different than you are into some sort of dangerous boogie man, that is what prejudice is."

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    #11

    No One Expects You To Remember It Right Away, But At Least Still Try

    No One Expects You To Remember It Right Away, But At Least Still Try

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    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Never thought of this. Sad people.

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    #12

    Fellas, Is It Gay To Be Straight

    Fellas, Is It Gay To Be Straight

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    If you need a submissive woman in order to feel masculine you are not very masculine.

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    #13

    Washed Up Actor Ironically Being Unironic

    Washed Up Actor Ironically Being Unironic

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #14

    No, No. He's Got A Point

    No, No. He's Got A Point

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Oh but exposing children to “normal” straight families and implying they have “done the deed” *clutches pearls* to produce children is okay!

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    #15

    Happy Pride Month Everyone

    Happy Pride Month Everyone

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    They always sound like they were forced to participate in anything pride related, i'm sure we are all happy they don't.

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    #16

    On A Thread About The Republican Bill Looking To Ban Gay Marriage

    On A Thread About The Republican Bill Looking To Ban Gay Marriage

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    Stygtand
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    Lol

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    #17

    Homophobe Gets Owned On TikTok Thread

    Homophobe Gets Owned On TikTok Thread

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Omg lolz

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    #18

    "Why Am I So Obsessed With Him?"

    "Why Am I So Obsessed With Him?"

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    Perhaps it's because he's the mayor of everyone in NYC insead of just some of them?

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    #19

    A Message To All Parents Or To All Who Say They Want Kids

    A Message To All Parents Or To All Who Say They Want Kids

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    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    If you aren't prepared to accept any child as they are, you shouldn't have kids.

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    #20

    I Love George

    I Love George

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    Liliana Spiro
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited)

    Greatest fear?! Delulu... You're probably afraid of your own farts, judging from your own statements about yourself.

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    #21

    Truth

    Truth

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    Apocalyptic Excavator
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Also, this generation's perceived softness is the effect of years of sweating our a**es off in therapy and self education so that we can process our emotions in ways which don't involve punching a hole through a drywall, giving a woman a black eye, taking it out on a random minority or getting so sh*faced you can't even crawl back home. Visible rage =/= being tough. It's actually the opposite.

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    #22

    Just What?

    Just What?

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    “I’m not misogynistic, but I hate women”.

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    #23

    On A Post About Accepting A Gay Child

    On A Post About Accepting A Gay Child

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    Apocalyptic Excavator
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Nothing says fatherly love like viewing your child as an ego extension and s***m injector.

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    #24

    Being Gay Is Gross But

    Being Gay Is Gross But

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    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Ok, so not only b*********y, but also paedophilia better than being gay. Got it. 🙄

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    #25

    From An Argument With A Woman About Lgbt Rights

    From An Argument With A Woman About Lgbt Rights

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    Si Da
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    No response from Kim...

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    #26

    Ah Yes, Healthy Relationships

    Ah Yes, Healthy Relationships

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    eric p
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited)

    A Bee Movie. Never forget...

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    #27

    The Hypocrisy Is Real

    The Hypocrisy Is Real

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    Apocalyptic Excavator
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    "Hey, what are you doing this weekend?" "Having a barbecue with my wife and in-laws, and you?" "Watching a game with my partner and his buddies" "EEEW why do you have to manifest your gayness so obnoxiously?"

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    #28

    Why Aren't Gay People Straight

    Why Aren't Gay People Straight

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I think a better question might be, why cant straight men look after themselves better so they're a lot more attractive to women?

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    #29

    Oopsie My Hand Slipped On The Rainbow Emoji

    Oopsie My Hand Slipped On The Rainbow Emoji

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    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    And? Did they actually ban everyone? 😂

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    #30

    They Aren’t Even Trying To Hide It

    They Aren’t Even Trying To Hide It

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    These people can't seem to understand how hypocritical they are.

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    #31

    Here Comes The Pride

    Here Comes The Pride

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    eric p
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Flex or projection?

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    #32

    Nope, Definitely Not Ok, It's A Freaking Blanket

    Nope, Definitely Not Ok, It's A Freaking Blanket

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Her loss. I think it’s lovely.

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    #33

    They’re Talking About Being Apart Of Lgbt+

    They’re Talking About Being Apart Of Lgbt+

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    EvanisHere
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I think OP needs to go to A&E for that burn.

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    #34

    Transphobe Logic Basically

    Transphobe Logic Basically

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    All McBeal had a unisex bathroom but in the year 2026, we are still arguing about change in the LGBTQ community. Shameful how we have barely been able to make bigger steps to inclusion.

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    #35

    Finding A Word In Two Words Put Together Is Proof Of Something

    Finding A Word In Two Words Put Together Is Proof Of Something

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    martin734
    Community Member
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    7 months ago

    That is a fabulous demon, how do I summon it?

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    #36

    They Think Asexual Is Same As Incel

    They Think Asexual Is Same As Incel

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Asexuals aren't known for their hatred and violence towards women.

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    #37

    This Guy Isn't

    This Guy Isn't

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    Dragon mama
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Dude would be walking home. "Dont forget to look both ways when you cross the street Dad."

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    #38

    “Are You Aware Trans Was Just Created In The Last 15 Years?”

    “Are You Aware Trans Was Just Created In The Last 15 Years?”

    They were answering to someone saying that trans people have the right to defend themselves against threats and talking about the dangers they face.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    One of my best friends when I was in graduate school was a trans woman, and that was back in the early 80s.

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    #39

    They Are Not Okay... Or Informed

    They Are Not Okay... Or Informed

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    I love the "that's gay" at the end. Why yes, yes it is.

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    #40

    "My Daughter And Her Best Friend / Room Mate." - Worried Parent

    "My Daughter And Her Best Friend / Room Mate." - Worried Parent

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Eeerrrrm... Who's going to tell them 🤔

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    #41

    Have You Tried Doing Your Job Instead Of Being An A-Hole, Ron?

    Have You Tried Doing Your Job Instead Of Being An A-Hole, Ron?

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    K**l your TV

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    #42

    Sometimes, It’s Pretty Easy To Tell When Somebody Is A Bigot

    Sometimes, It’s Pretty Easy To Tell When Somebody Is A Bigot

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    Apocalyptic Excavator
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Actually, there's a theory saying that a certain percentage of homosexuals and same-s*x couples made early communities safer. Such couples would take care of orphans, helping the community and sacrificing their own evolutionary interests (investing time in children who weren't generltically theirs) which made them the EXACT OPPOSITE of parasites.

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    #43

    Dude Tried To Play The “Phobia Means I’m Scared Of Them” Card

    Dude Tried To Play The “Phobia Means I’m Scared Of Them” Card

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    Apocalyptic Excavator
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited)

    Hydrophobic things may not be scared, but homophobes and transphobes absolutely are. One can't care so deeply about a topic that doesn't evoke primal, extreme, unbearable horror.

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    #44

    Is It Gay To Not Vote Republican?

    Is It Gay To Not Vote Republican?

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    My knees just snapped together reading that

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    #45

    He Still Uses "Gay" As An Insult, And Thinks It's Hysterical

    He Still Uses "Gay" As An Insult, And Thinks It's Hysterical

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited)

    Stonewall riots were literally started about drag queens/trans women being arrested

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    #46

    Yes, The Straight Lesbians

    Yes, The Straight Lesbians

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    How to identify 5th grade drop outs and incels.

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    #47

    Pretty Sure It Does

    Pretty Sure It Does

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    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    What about straight marriages that don't want kids? Is that gay too?

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    #48

    There Are Pride Flags In The Background

    There Are Pride Flags In The Background

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    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Fair - my first snog was my female best friend. Not my last female snog either. I'm a pretty indiscriminate kisser.

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    #49

    I Am Deeply Concerned For Their Future Children

    I Am Deeply Concerned For Their Future Children

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    JoNo
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Then you're not ready to have children if you can't except however they turn out.

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