12 Disgusting ‘Baby Daddy’ Comments In The Delivery Room Turned Into Inspirational Quotes By This Nurse

How about I hold your balls during the rest of this labor and you tell me when you're ready for me to have an epidural, k?

Not really his decision. She's the one in labor.

Damn, wish he would have said that prior to pregnancy. That is not a "we" decision and it certainly is not something you want to bring your mother into.

Your mom didn't have that choice and as long as you or your mom don't plan on giving birth you shut tf up.

That is when a kick-in-the-nuts comparison is called for.

“You don’t have to do any work” says the person who doesn’t have the proper anatomy to grow a tiny human inside them.

So then let's cut you open and have a guy rummage around your intestines, it's a blast.

My wife couldn't move for two weeks after her c section, it was horrific and I don't understand why anyway would choose to have one.

First one I had an emergency csection after 36 hours of labor. I fought tooth and nail all the way into the operating room. I was determined I was gonna push him out. Nope ...nature had another plan. Second one was worse. They found a tumor on my ovary during the csection. I had to have a partial hysterectomy during that. After having all that I also had a three year old boy at home who didn't care if I had major surgery or not. He wanted picked up just like the new baby. Thank GOD I have a Saint of a husband who has more patience than anyone I know.

I had my c-section after 13 hours of labor, so I still did plenty of work. And then I wasn't allowed to drive or use stairs or carry anything heavier than my baby (I was specifically told that a full gallon of milk was too heavy) for two weeks. The gigantic scar on my belly, the heavier periods that sent me into blood pressure shock afterwards, and all of the feelings of inadequacy were totally easier than a vaginal delivery. No problem.

OMG, what an awful man.

This is a thing, sometimes it's called "the lovestich" and most of the times it's done without the woman's consent. People tell horror stories about it, it's not uncommon.

That person deserves to get Lorena Bobbitted.

My ex-wife's husband- He's caucasian, she's Filapina, sent her to the Philippines to 'fix her vajayjay" because she wasn't as tight as before...WTF? Only a guy with a small d**k would do this...

Sometimes these threads make me realize again, what a wonderful husband I have. These stories are so horrible...

"Your husband just said your mother in law thinks you are a s**t, madam. Should I anesthetize him too?"

And that is when mom knows to give the child HER last name on the birth certificate. Whatever the DNA test says....

of course....just let her hold your testicles while she is contracting. the skin under her nails should be enough for a sample

Instant divorce and supervised visitation.

Another mama's boy.

You can always go watch the one in the lounge. But I strongly advise against coming back in here. EVER.

"And that's when I shot him, Your Honor" is a valid defense in this situation. Or certainly should be!

Give the mother the scalpel, let her enjoy

my asshole ex was watching rush limbaugh and missed the birth of his daughter!

That right there would have been his last child by me 😀

Doctor: The baby is coming. Him: gimme 5 more mins.

to be honest, I slept before the baby was born, but my excuse: I had a nasty cold, a fever, and was not feeling well at all. Woke up well before the baby was there however.

I mean...the whole act can be very exhausting for the guy, too, but the mother-to-be doesn't really have a choice to take a break. This here really sounds terribly egoistic.

I almost passed out, but that was because of my wife breathing the gas and air into my face and it affected me a lot more than it affected her!