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“This Exists And It Is Awful”: 50 Zillow Listings So Bad, They Look Fake
It’s no secret that the housing market is currently in shambles. Many Millennials and Gen Zers are abandoning hope of ever owning a home, meanwhile the ultra-wealthy seem to keep snatching up properties as if they’re collectables. And even if you manage to find plenty of home listings in your area, you might quickly realize that none of them are places you would ever be interested in inhabiting.
We took a trip to the Nightmare On Zillow Street Facebook group and compiled a list of their most amusing photos below. From toilets that have fish tanks attached to living rooms with disco lights poles for dancing, these homes certainly aren’t lacking in creativity. We hope you’ll enjoy this virtual house tour, and be sure to upvote the homes that catch your eye!
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Guys This House Is A Wild Ride
#3
Toured A House With My Fiancé Today Where The Foundation Was Clearly Not Great (You Could See The Floor Was Slanted In Some Rooms). We Got To The “Basement” And Found This
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Felt Like It Belonged Here
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It’s My In Laws House And Yes, That Is Carpet Around A Sunken Bathtub
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I’ll Just Leave This Right Here
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Metallica
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Don't Worry, The Window Will Stop Your Fall
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I Found One!!! Poles Included
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Cullman, Alabama— This Is A Local Landmark Know As “The Castle”. It’s Located On The Beautiful Waters Of Smith Lake. This Private Residence Is Quite An Interesting Anomaly
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 10 months ago
This is evidence of a batshit crazy millionaire, and I approve.
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But Why?
#12
I Thought I Had Seen It All... But I Stand Corrected
#13
This House Came On The Market In My Hometown And My Husband And I Knew We Were Going To Buy It Regardless Of What It Looked Like On The Inside
We absolutely adore it and see it for everything it will be when we’re done with it. However, we are enjoying the unique designs that are currently in it lol
#14
There’s Actually A Lot I Love About The House And Property … But This Gives New Meaning To The Phrase Porcelain Throne
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At First Glance $1000/Month Looks Like A Heck Of A Deal In A City Where Rents Go For Much Higher
Until you realize it’s just a bedroom and you have to babysit the landlord’s kids and clean their house!! You’re paying them $1000/month to be their live-in nanny! Sacré bleu!!!
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 10 months ago
"Females only" yeah that does not sound sinister at all.
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This Is Just Horrifying
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What In The Skittles?
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Why?
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Convenience
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Welcome Home
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Hm
#22
In All Of My Home Searching, I Have Yet To Come Across Anything That I Would Consider A True “Nightmare”, But This Bathroom Does It For Me
#23
Something Terrifying Definitely Happened Here LOL
#24
This Exists And It Is Awful
#25
Excuse My Screenshot But This Came From A Friend Who Went To Look At A House Recently. Can't Decide If This Is A Nightmare Or Pretty Cool. Aquarium Toilet Tank
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Photo Taken By Me Yesterday In A House In Everett, Wa. Amber Is Only 5’10”
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Honestly It's A Nice House And The Price Is Average For The Area But The Bathroom Walls Give Me Anxiety
#28
Does The Horse Come With The House…i Kinda Like It
#29
Prepper 101: The Most Important Thing Is To Be Organized
#31
Looking At A Property Today. Found This In One Of The Outbuildings
We all can make an educated guess as to what the purpose was here. It's an incredibly bizarre find and a terribly sad reality. I spent a little bit of time investigating and taking pictures, but came across enough evidence to convince me that it hasn't been used for it's intended function since sometime in 2009. Beyond that, most everything else has been cleared out.
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Let's Talk About This Bathroom Design
This is in my neighborhood, and many of the houses had this bathroom where you walk up steps (to our right), past the soaking tub, to the shower above the tub.
Seriously, who in his/her mind thought this was a good idea?
#34
It Looks Like A College Party House For Sure
#35
Seller Asks You To Keep An Open Mind
#36
Wife And I Looked At House Today, I Opened The Door To What I Thought Was An Under Stairs Closet Or Stairs To The Basement. It Appears To Be Half Of A Half Bath...would This Be A 1/4 Bath??
#37
I Think Whoever Owns This Has A Very Specific Line Of Work
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Hm
#39
“Beautifully Renovated Ranch”
#40
Saw This Today Near My Home… What Is The Point? Is This A Bed For Flat Stanley? Hoping It’s Just The Angle But I’m Not So Sure
#41
This House Is Empty Except For A Large Collection Of Dolls….yeah Not Creepy At All
#42
I Haven’t Decided If I Like This Or Not And Would Like Y’all’s Opinion On The Matter Please
#43
This Looks Like A Final Destination Scene
#44
A Realtor Friend Just Posted This On His Wall. Yes, Those Are Beehives
#45
Although This "Rustic Cabin" Does Not Have A Bathroom, Do Not Worry, As The Purchase Price Includes A Complete Set Of Plastic Holding Vessels
#46
Zebra House
#47
Can Someone Please Explain To Me What Exactly Is Going On In This Basement?
#48
Yuck!
#49
This House Was A Shock To Everyone When It Sold
It was not really safe to live in. We all thought it was going to be torn down. But the new owners had a plan. He doubled his money after paying what most people would not.
#50
Holy 1970!!! Wow!
#51
It Would Be More Effective At The Bottom Of Basement Stairs
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Hmm
Glen Ellyn 10 months ago
Well, if a spark jumps out from the fire, water is close at hand. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#53
I Like Mario As Much As The Next Guy But…
#54
Describe This Photo In Three Words... I'll Start..... "With Vivian Vance"
#55
Have You Ever Gotten Out Of The Bath/ Shower Onto Carpet? It's Glorious
#56
Genuinely Can't Tell If The Walls Are Stone Or Painted To Look Like It
#57
Picture Window In The Shower!? Asking Price $1.39m!!
#58
I'm Not Sure Why This Master Bath Set Up Is Necessary Or Desired. It Is A 3 Bath Home
#59
I Really Hope No One Decides To Put Their Bed Up In The Loft. $1200 265 Sq Ft Apartment In Seattle
#60
NYC Nightmare House. $500,000 Seems Reasonable For A House In NYC Until
Glen Ellyn 10 months ago
It kind of looks like someone started remodeling it, but either ran out of money or realized they took on more than they could handle.
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Hm
Bryan Wright 10 months ago
What a truly frightening thing to see if you suddenly walk up from a nightmare.
#62
If You Sit Side-Saddle You Could Give A Friendly Wave To Your Neighbor
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A High School Friend, Now A Realtor, Posted This House In San Ramon, CA A While Back. It Was Listed At $700,000 As Is. It Ended Up Selling At $750,000
The buyer flipped it and sold it six months later for over a million. Link to the current photos in the comments... this is one of the most amazing "before and afters" I've ever seen. I just hope they did mold remediation first.
#64
Rental In Rhode Island.. A One Room Nightmare With What Appears To Be No Window For Emergency Egress…
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That’s A Lot Of Images!
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I Had To Stop And Zoom In To Try To Figure Out What The Heck Was Going On Here... Holly Springs, NC
Crystalwitch60 10 months ago
Eh up lol it’s the labrynth house 😂Bowie would have loved this … NOT
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Random Corner Bear On Table With Possible Astro Turf?
#68
Is It A House With A Trailer Inside Or Is It A Trailer With A House Outside??
Day Andie 10 months ago
I know a family that did that. They had five kids and couldn't afford more than the shell of the house outside. The made a living room and two bedrooms in the outer house part, and used the bathroom and half-bath and the kitchen in the trailer. They slowly tore out the trailer and made a house one room at a time. The plumbing for one of the bathrooms is still in use (they now have 2 and a half-bath.) The kitchen was the last room they built, and although it took them twenty years, they have a perfectly fine house now.
#70
How Are You Supposed To Use The Oven?
#71
Seems Safe Enough
#72
Looking At Listings, Then I Noticed Something About That One Picture. I’m Pretty Confused About Some Things These Days And So It Continues
#73
How Many Slips/Falls Have Already Happened Here? Also, Who Thought This Was A Good Idea? …random Purse On The Sink?
#74
New Home Owner Just Got This 1.5 Million Dollar Home… Amazing. Much More Things Not Photographed
#75
The Exterior Gives Me The Ick
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Amazing
#77
So Likes Wet Clothes?
#78
This Is Just So Eerie
#79
You Know, There's Nothing Really Wrong With This House, But It's The Rock In The Basement For Me
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A New Trend? Cardboard With Sticky Tape? The Rest Of The Place Is Gorgeous, But This Part Is A Bit Worrisome. It Solves The Problem Of What To Do With All Those Moving Boxes
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ALittleKnownGoddess 10 months ago
I don't know when I arrived at the point in my life where my first thought with most of these is 'Well that's gonna s u c k to clean' but here we are.
Fuhleeheece 10 months ago
Most of these examples need to be torn down to the ground, salted, saged, and started over.
Michael Largey 10 months ago
After a while, I expected to see a toilet seat styled as an electric chair.
ALittleKnownGoddess 10 months ago
I don't know when I arrived at the point in my life where my first thought with most of these is 'Well that's gonna s u c k to clean' but here we are.
Fuhleeheece 10 months ago
Most of these examples need to be torn down to the ground, salted, saged, and started over.
Michael Largey 10 months ago
After a while, I expected to see a toilet seat styled as an electric chair.
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