40 Of The Funniest Jokes And Memes About Motherhood That This Dedicated FB Page Has To Offer

BRILLIANT!

This is hilarious and needs to be higher up.

Duly noted and thank you.

Accurate. It's usually the women without kids saying this stuff as well

When my son (3yo) does this I show him that I don't care if people look at us by staring at him silently and nodding.

Very suspicious… they’re plotting something with the cat, for sure 👀

Amen to that! My favorite: my 7-or-so-daughter shrieking IN THE STORE: "Stop abusing me!!"

What a coinkidink

Preach, Sister.

So true!

The number of times I've come home to my wife fully asleep next to our toddler, who is just sitting up, looking at her...

Brilliant!

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I told my son (5ish at the time) it means "I don't like you". He then always flipped his little sister off. When I called him out he explained "but I don't like her! What's wrong?"

I literally just had the same conversation with my daughter 10 minutes ago. I never buy Lucky Charms because my kids only want to eat the marshmallows but Dad brought some home from the store. Looks like I have to have a talk with Dad again about smarter food options, or that he needs to hide his stash so the kids don't ask for it.

Getting kids to do stuff for themselves is actually top-notch parenting.

When my son was little, I would tell him to give me a second. Then he learned to count, & when I would say " in a second" he would count (1) and say times up! I had to start saying "in a minute" after that.

If only this applies to adults.

The kid will frighten the intruder away.

That’s really sweet. 💕

Yes! That's absolutely how it is!

I was changing my daughter's nappy yesterday, and she was upset about it. Crying, rubbing her eyes, etc. Suddenly, she uncovered her eyes, smiled, said "peekaboo!" (or, rather, her equivalent), and promptly went back to crying.

Tupperware jug here....lasted at least 6 months it was her "emotional support bucket" after her Daddy died. I didn't care I let her do it.

my dad: uh...Last I checked he could make frozen pizza (rewarmed), pita pizza, sandwiches and bagels. No idea how he survived college.

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At least you can be thankful that they're not behaving like this inside

This is the truth.

Idk guys, I don’t think I can handle myself

Hold on, I feel seen. Mom, is that you?

Weird thing. When our daughter was a baby she was great at spreading choccy porridge around but not eating it. Then one afternoon she got hold of a curry chicken pie I was eating. Ate it all and asked for a second one. Never looked back...

I’m sorry I can’t resist… Have you tried turning it off and on again

Who needs mom friends when you can sit and wear sunglasses and feel cool?

Very logical, all things considered.

Maybe the first twin has very low self-esteem, came up with the exact insult that would hurt himself the most, and used it on the person who looks exactly like him. Or maybe they're just kids.

Did it cure the itch, though? It ain't stupid if it works

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And the carrying! Always carrying....

"The kitchen looks a MESS. I switched the lights off - way better"

My kindergarten student asked me how old I was. I asked her, how old do you think I am? She replied 12. Glad she didn't learn any higher numbers yet!

YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE OF LEARNING TO TEACH CRABS TO BE LITERATE. NOW THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, SIDE TO SIDE, AND SIDE BY SIDE WITH EACH OTHER!!!

*whispers* guys something beat the BP censorship bots!

My friend's mom bought a dozen childcare books with her first born, then decided to wing it with her second, acknowledging that the younger one would just have to go to therapy like everyone else.

I’m gonna be honest, pretty sure Marshal(the fire fighter dog from paw patrol) won’t get past the word shoe or park before he’s off to go to one of those things.

Both of my teen semi roll their eyes, try not to laugh when I spit out the rizziest-skibbdi-no-cap lingo! 🤣

I think we’re gonna need some of that cold blooded-ness to heal that burn🔥

This sh*t is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. *Hollaback Girl* By Gwen Stefani.

This pisses me off as the father in the scenario. I do take care of the wee one, but she will run to knock on the bathroom door at the very first opening she sees. I've hurt myself once or twice chasing after her.

Ain’t nothing but a heartache… 🎶

630, I wish….. my boy is up at 530. I’m like baby, it’s Sunday, just give me another half hour. 🤷‍♂️

🤣🤣

Ooh, so you’re a lucky one eh? (EDITED: your to you’re)

Well I'm 58 - am I a ghost?

This is as cute as it is funny.

Hey wait! She's got a new complaint.

I try to refrain from saying that to the kids I look after but it has popped out once or twice. They still didn't understand how exasperated I was.

Poor Marge. She has 4 kids. She only gave birth to 3.

I'm not a parent- does it work to just share one plate or does the toddler brain recognize the intent?

Also, they won't drink water unless it's straight from the bath and been played in by them and their sister first.

Lol, that's funny! Most communities love our Waffle House though!! They welcome everyone!! They should probably be recognized as pillars of the community.. thanks for welcoming the belligerent drunks at 3:00 am. Preventing impaired driving for generations ! Then morning shift to host seniors and toddlers that can't hold their maple syrup as much! 🥰😉😆

Mom pooches? As in mother dogs?

How were they outside most of the day but the inside is a disaster?

The gift that keeps on giving.

All my glow has been passed on to the offspring. And all the energy. Money, too, now I think of it

We used to play outside without parents when I was a kid. Even my kids works play outside without me hovering over them.

I went with my toddler to a tantrum workshop with free childcare and they asked us to leave because my toddler was having a meltdown in the next room.

I can't really remember mine. And that's fine. Different stages. I moved abroad and started therapy in my 20s and began getting better. By the time I hit my 30s, I was pretty unstoppable bar the odd blip here and there. I can hardly bear to think of a time when my kids weren't around because they bring me such happiness.

Ok wait. So a few days ago I saw something on BP that said Olaf was 5’4”. Why are little cartoons so tall?