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Throughout my life, I’ve encountered a lot of people who have had trouble with my name. Pronouncing it and remembering it prove to be a challenge for many, but spelling it seems to be even harder. Of course, I know that my name is not anything crazy or ridiculous, but apparently, it’s easier for people to call me ‘Addie’ (Which is fine, that’s cute!) or a butchered version of Adelaide instead. As a child, I bitterly told my mother that I wished I had been named ‘Sarah’ because it was the most common name at my school, and I was tired of people getting mine wrong. 

But as an adult, I’m so glad I have a unique name, and I absolutely love it, though there are still occasions I have to repeat it 4 times before a person feels confident that they heard me correctly. So I cannot imagine what it’s like for all of the little “Tipheneighs” and “Brayxlies” out there in the world. And unfortunately, there are quite a few of them. 

Below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious posts from the That Name is a Tragedeigh 2.0 Facebook group to show you pandas just how creative people have gotten when naming their kids. Be sure to upvote the names you can’t believe actually exist, and keep reading to find a conversation we were lucky enough to have with Zane Mauldon-Green, administrator of the group.

Then, if you’re in the mood to find even more ridiculous names to recommend to your worst enemy when they’re expecting a baby, you can find Bored Panda's last article featuring That Name is a Tragedeigh 2.0 ryet heare!

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She Acts Like Larissa Is In The Same Category As Agnes Or Gertrude. And Karissa Was Right. There

She Acts Like Larissa Is In The Same Category As Agnes Or Gertrude. And Karissa Was Right. There

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To learn more about this hilarious, and slightly tragic, Facebook group, we reached out to administrator Zane Mauldon-Green. He actually was kind enough to speak with Bored Panda the last time we covered the group as well, about 8 months ago. He explained then that he is not the founder of That Name is a Tragedeigh 2.0, but he joined shortly after it was created. “I’ve since taken over running the group, as the original creator has two young kids and is very busy with all the tasks that come with being a mum,” Zane explained.

The group has been around since 2020 and was formed to be a place to laugh at insanely unique spellings of names, without tolerating the shaming of traditional or cultural names from around the world. "Our members work really well together to create a healthy respect for all the cultures,” Zane previously told Bored Panda. "The members are so active that we are actually constantly being summoned to review posts and keyword alerts. We have even lovingly referred to the group as essentially a full-time job at times," he noted. "I myself take full advantage of that level of engagement by the occasional fictitious name post for everyone’s amusement."

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Since it has been a while since Bored Panda checked in with That Name is a Tragedeigh 2.0, we asked Zane if he could fill us in on what the group has been up to. “It’s hard to believe it’s been 8 months, so much has happened,” he shared. “We’ve hit a milestone which was great to see, having now surpassed 50k members!”

“We also had to take an extensive break and suspend the group for a while to avoid Facebook deleting it,” Zane noted. “Unfortunately, their decisions aren’t always reviewed by an actual person, which can make having those decisions appealed quite difficult,” he explained.

Zane also revealed that there have been quite a few new name trends that have emerged this year. “The most common one tends to be names of characters from new TV shows or movies, which is very unfortunate for those children. Namely, the most recent one being Wednesdaigh, which has become quite popular due to the recent show.”

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With the naming crime she committed against the kids, when they grow up they might change it to “Don’twantamom”.

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I Thought I Was Reading A Post From Here For A Moment

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The people who gave her suggestions are definately high on something

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Yugan Talovich
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She named her daughter after praline, the nut confection. Just about right.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good gad. Her child will hate her every time she has to sign a legal document. I had a friend named Josephina who hated just signing her first name so badly, she legally changed it to Josie.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pray, Lynn, and hope someone hears you. You're going to need help. 😶

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my sisters' name is Alexandrine and the memory of how pissed she was when learning to write it is an important factor of why her kids have short names....

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad was a kindergarten teacher, and having to teach kids to write and spell their names was enough to ensure that his children all have short names or nicknames.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never give a kid a name that won't fit on a single line of the kindergarten paper used to learn your letters. Furthemore, never give your kids a name that any part can't be twisted by a 7 or 15 year old. Prey, Praline, She's a December lay, Can lay, etc. Lastly, don't give a kid that every person will misspell. Its a good way to get little Ghouhnnie to die from a peanut allergy because the paper says Johnny can't eat peanut butter.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that kid is going to have a hell of a long time filling out travel documents in planes...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is it with these weird amalgamations of letters? None of these are names!!!! ahhhh

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine how small they will have to write to fit that ne on paperwork

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21 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Praylin decemeberlej mek kynlej rowlet, or i just hit my head my head four time into keyboardleighn

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What’s with thee constant use of ‘Leigh’.. and wanting to embarrass that child for the rest of their life.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that name just one super long gag? Cause that's what I do when I read it out loud.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God help that child and Karma deal with that mother.....sigh

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing the parents only shop at Costco and Whole Foods.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can only hope, that with that key-smash of a name, she goes by Lynn. Otherwise she is cursed to be known as a Southern pecan cookie. Praline.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I understand why my European country banned silent middle-names about 15 years ago. Now a child has to legally sign all names on official papers. A Jennifer-Braigleen-Christmas-OShenna has to sign any official document with all names. It lead (at least in my region) to leaving out the "fancy" additional names.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember filling in those little bubbles for your name on standardized tests? She would need numerous sheets for her name and the test would be over by the time she was done

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought this might be a joke post so I looked into it. Not only is it NOT a joke post, it’s from a Facebook group for awful stepmoms. One of the rules of the group is, “Do not tell a fellow stepmom she knew what she was signing up for, that she needs to love her stepchild(ren) like her own and all the other garbage statements like the above. Wrong group.” That’s a direct quote.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That child will never be able to remember “I before e, except after c!”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I come from a country where a given name has to be on the list. Sure kills creativity, but these people prove that it's better. JUST CALL HER AMY FFS.

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We were also curious if Zane believes people have gotten worse at naming our children over the years, or if we’ve just become more aware of these tragic names since we now have the ability to roast one another via the internet. “I think we have definitely gotten worse,” he shared. “Obviously, there have always been tragic names. However, as more and more children are born, many parents become desperate to give their children something to set them apart from others.”

“This has been happening with increasing regularity,” Zane noted. “For example, one I saw just this week was Nae-then as a freak version of Nathan. My cousin's name is Dylan (he’s 6), and there are 3 other kids in his year each with a different spelling. The most tragic one would be Dihlen.”

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Beaux And Arrow

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Wednesdaigh

Wednesdaigh

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“As it happens, the ‘old fashioned’ names such as Margaret I believe will reappear in the future, as it becomes harder and harder to mangle standard names into tragic spellings,” Zane added. 

Earlier this year, we asked him what some of the most appalling names he had ever seen were, and he shared, "I think any names that are deliberately spelled incorrectly for the purpose of being unique are some of the worst names. For example, Emma-leigh instead of Emily.”

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“However, two of the worst I have seen are Knoxxli Blayze and Addilyn,” Zane noted. “Mainly just because they aren’t names, just weird mashups of other words or something worse."

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I Wonder How Long It Takes For People To Decide On The Wrong Spelling Of A Name. Like, Did This Mom Consider Nerveaugna And Roll The Dice To Settle On This Butchering? We'll Never Know

I Wonder How Long It Takes For People To Decide On The Wrong Spelling Of A Name. Like, Did This Mom Consider Nerveaugna And Roll The Dice To Settle On This Butchering? We'll Never Know

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We were also curious what Zane thinks parents need to keep in mind when they are naming a child. “The most important thing to consider would simply be this: Your child has to use that name. If it’s a tragic or ‘unique’ spelling, they are constantly going to have to correct people, which gets exhausting and can be quite upsetting over time.”

“Also remember not to give children silly names,” he added. “A lot of businesses take every aspect of professionalism very seriously, and they will show bias against names they think are silly. Some may even ignore applications, believing them to be a hoax.”

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To any parents out there considering giving their little ones a particularly unique spelling of a common name, Zane urges you to rethink your decision. “Your child will be unique without a tragic name. Everyone is different; we all have our own personalities and mannerisms. They don’t need a butchered name to be unique or special.”

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A Spell

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least those are technically all names. That's an improvement over many of these.

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On a more positive note, we wanted to hear what some of Zane’s favorite names are, or any names he would actually consider using if he were to have children. “Honestly, I have a lot of names I like, but running this type of community wouldn’t work if I agreed with tragic names,” he shared. “Having said that, some of my favorite names are Theo, Julian, Harrison, Lance, Thomas, Emily, Sarah, Jessica, Breeanna and Kayla.”

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“Basically any name that has been around for at least 2 generations is a good start,” Zane noted. “Don’t make new ones, look back in your family tree or in your yearbooks from when you were at school. There are plenty of names out there!”

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My Nephew And His Wife Named Their Son: One Merlin Not A Joke, That Is His Name!

My Nephew And His Wife Named Their Son: One Merlin Not A Joke, That Is His Name!

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So I Don’t Get Kicked Out Of My Due Date Group

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“At the end of the day, you are naming a person, not a pet,” Zane says. “Their name shouldn’t amuse you or be the name of your favorite movie character. Really consider what you would sound like if you had to call out their name in a busy shop. If it sounds embarrassing or silly, then don’t use it.”

“Kids at school can be really cruel, try to avoid names that could be used maliciously or turned into mean nicknames!” he added.

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Eiladan

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"Green" Themed Boy's Names (To Go With Existing Sisters Olive And Sage). Wtf? Chive?

"Green" Themed Boy's Names (To Go With Existing Sisters Olive And Sage). Wtf? Chive?

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Finally, Zane urges parents to avoid ever butchering names from other cultures. “It's disrespectful and insulting to the cultures the names originally belong to,” he explained. “Do some research, and check the origin of names before you start using them. Some have quite important meanings in those cultures, and if your child ever travels later in life, they will hear about it, and the blame for it ultimately lies with the parents.”

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Surely This Is The Orderer Being Silly, But *this Group* Made Me Feel Like It Could Happen!

Surely This Is The Orderer Being Silly, But *this Group* Made Me Feel Like It Could Happen!

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We hope you’re enjoying this list of tragic names! While it can be extremely difficult to choose a name for a child, it’s important to always consider the ramifications of any name. Keep in mind how easy it is to spell, what it rhymes with, how many other people or famous characters have that name, and finally, if you yourself would be willing to be called that. Keep upvoting the pics you find most hilarious, and let us know of any other “chrajik” names you’ve heard in the comments below. Then, if you haven’t checked out Bored Panda’s previous article featuring That Name is a Tragedeigh 2.0, you can find it right here!

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The Fact That They Used The Same Middle Name Twice But Spelled It Differently 😭 Also, Who Names Their Kid After A Lemon (Cytryna Is A Lemon). And The 2nd Middle Name Of The 7 Y/O, What Is Going On?!

The Fact That They Used The Same Middle Name Twice But Spelled It Differently 😭 Also, Who Names Their Kid After A Lemon (Cytryna Is A Lemon). And The 2nd Middle Name Of The 7 Y/O, What Is Going On?!

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I Found Some!

I Found Some!

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