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No battle was ever won on an empty stomach. According to historians, one Roman legion had to consume 120 sheep a day for their meat ration, crusaders would recharge on dry meat and grain, while Napoleon’s soldiers spent most of their time desperately hungry.

But fast forward to the modern day and we see a whole different story. Neatly packaged and super-compact, military food rations are an easy way to provide that much-needed nutrition. But it turns out, every country has its own take on front-line dining. Thanks to one Youtuber named David Hong, who tried a variety of MREs from different countries, we now know what exactly army troops’ taste buds can expect when they open one. And surprisingly, some look better than my dinner ever has.

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#1

Russia

Russia

Apple sauce; Pea stew; Meatball; Bacon in fat; Crackers; Rice with peas and meat; Cheese spread; Carrot and potato substance

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    United Kingdom

    United Kingdom

    Muesli oats with milk; Sports drink, coffee and tea; Candy; Cranberry cereal bar; Fruit cake; Vegetarian pasta; Oatmeal cookie and hazelnut spread; Tomato pasta salad; Salted nuts

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    Italy

    Italy

    Breakfast: Biscuits; Chocolate; Jelly; Spoon; Coffee; Sugar; Salt. Lunch: Tortellini; Beef; Fruit salad; Biscuits; Coffee. Supper: Crackers; An entry bar; Tuna; Soup

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    Bored Panda reached out to David Hong, a Youtuber behind the series of videos that revealed what’s inside these military food rations. It turns out, David is also an artist in the furry fandom and Warhammer Horus Heresy project, which recently became his main focus.

    The thirty-year-old Youtuber started out back in 2011 and his channel was mainly about blogging and gaming. ”I never have thought it would be an MRE Review Channel since I first opened a US MRE ration that I bought from an expat living in my country,” he recounted.

    #4

    France

    France

    Terrine forestiere; Crackers; Chocolate, nougat and candy; Muesli, oats and fruits; Instant tomato soup; Braised ham; Crozets et diots

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    Bardhi's Dad
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would gladly serve in french army. Especially if you compare it with than Yugoslavian army where I served more than 30 years ago

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    Germany

    Germany

    Hazelnut pudding; Rindfleischlyoner grob; Pea stew with mettwurstchen; Hackfleischrollchen with rice; Muesli, oats milk and fruits; Roggenschrotbrot; Cranberry cereal bar; Roggenschrotbrot; Dark chocolate; Crackers


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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few translations: Rindfleischlyoner grob: rough Bologna style sausage made of beef; Mettwürstchen: small strongly flavoured sausage made from raw minced pork; Hackfleischröllchen: small minced meat rolls; Roggenschrotbrot: coarse-grained rye bread;

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    Canada

    Canada

    Hot chocolate; Orange drink; Coffee; Coffee creamer; Banana flavoured oatmeal cereal; Bread; Sliced apples; Baked beans; Ketchup; Peanut butter; Strawberry jam

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    Mike Crow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had many of these when is was an aside Cadet and in basic training when I joined the Canadian Forces. Some of the entries were better than others but I never got the baked beans.

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    But it turns out, David isn’t connected to any military himself. “This question comes up due to the fact that MREs can only be had if provided by the army, or bought from a commissary in a base.” He explained that this isn’t the case anymore because military rations are now available publicly. 

    It’s hard to say which food ration was David’s fave since “every ration is unique to the taste and culture of their corresponding nation.” Having said that, he loved “the Russian IRP because it offers the most protein of all the MREs I had. The pork fat or sowbelly is probably the oddest choice in it; it tastes like bacon when you mix it with the rice included.”

    Other nice treats included meatballs that “feel and taste realer than manufactured ones that are soggy and bland” and crackers that “are great to snack on, dunking it in the sauces of the entrees is heavenly.”

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    Croatia

    Croatia

    Biscuits with pepper; Salt crackers; Chocolate; Pineapple; Papaya; Turkey pate; Liver spread; Sardines Beans; Coffee taffy's; Orange drink; Tea; Beef soup

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    U.S.

    U.S.

    Marble pound cake; Skittles; Grape flavor energy drink; Crackers; Chili; Macaroni

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    Poland

    Poland

    Tea; Coffee; Chicken casserole; Hardtack; Hard candies; Stick of gum; Honey; Condensed milk ; Pepper; Salt; Raisins

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    mph seti
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the condensed milk in that toothpaste tube?

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    Moreover, David believes that “the entrees in the Russia IRP are the best seasoned,” which means you don’t need to add salt or pepper. “The mini stove is also very cute when warming the entrees within their containers, as a civilian, I feel like camping when using it,” he added.

    The Youtuber, who is originally from the Philippines, also told us about the time he tried living on “twenty-four colon-blocking [army ration] flavors to choose from.” It may sound fun, but in reality, “It is quite a fattening and a constipating endeavor as a civilian with moderate exercise, the amount of calories in each pack is designed for soldiers.”

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    Lithuania

    Lithuania

    Drink; Chicken soup; Hazelnuts; Crackers; Chocolate; Chicken and rice


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    ebony1k124 touch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks decent but i would pour some of the soup over the chicken and rice to rescue it a bit.

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    Kazakhstan

    Kazakhstan

    Biscuits; Tea bag; Jam; Pate; Squash; Rice; Corned beef with soup

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    Oskar vanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tins can double as close-range weapons... not enough fluids?

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    #12

    Ukraine

    Ukraine

    Breakfast: Iced tea; Biscuits; Rice with beef; Wipes.
    Lunch: Spoon and tissue paper; Pate; Pork; Drink; Sugar.
    Supper:Biscuits;Tuna;Pate;Iced tea;Sugar


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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wouldn't want to put the camouflaged pack on the ground ;-)

    Rebekah
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So brown. We are eating brown today.

    Linda Roy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stuff to the left of the spoon looks kinda brownish grey, tbh. Nope

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    Thalia Lovering
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoon and tissue paper? That's a lot of food.

    Katie the Anime Ghost
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are eating wipes for breakfast you need HOSPITAL

    Randy Klefbeck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful not to eat the wipes, spoon or tissue paper.

    Juliette Deroulede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally... some crackers that look slightly palatable!!

    O.M.Miki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all of that looks like poop no offense

    Maria Rib
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with all the biscuits and crackers?

    Edwin Quantrall
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Breakfast: Iced tea; Biscuits; Rice with beef; *Wipes.*" For when said "breakfast" makes it's break for freedom...

    AnnieLaurie Burke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it you only get a bathroom break at breakfast and lunch?

    Amarachi Onukwugha
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would not eat that good thing im not in the ukranie army

    ispeak catanese
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Borysko! Bring Ice Machine into trenches!

    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they mentioning the wipes and toilet paper? Technically, those would come with all of these "meals"

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the text, this is three meals

    Oskar vanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is heavy on the meats/proteins. More liquid would be good.

    Kimberly Reetz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m surprised more Ukrainian soldiers have not defected to Russia.

    Ashla Delana
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You make it sound like that would be a good thing.

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    Not only can the MREs truly be fattening since they’re packed with calories, they can also get dull easily. “Once you already cycled through the menus as they can have the same desserts or spreads in consecutive packs.”

    All in all, David wouldn’t recommend relying on MREs as a quick meal even for an athlete because “they can really throw off your diet and bowels.”

    #13

    Spain

    Spain

    Tuna; Mix fruits; Beef and peas; Instant vege soup; Pate

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    China

    China

    Cake; Fruit; Rice; Sausage; Hot Sauce


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    ebony1k124 touch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rice and sausage looks like it may be a lil hard to swollow. It fell victim to the "evaporation fairy" that is known to suck all moisture and flavor out of MRE's or Equivalents.

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