I Create Dumb And Occasionally Offensive Comics For Smart People (30 New Pics)

Clouds are beautiful. Bouche says they're too hard to pounce.

We're going to die either way. Life is terminal.

"At one time, most of my friends could hear the bell, but as years passed, it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found one Christmas that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I've grown old, the bell still rings for me, as it does for all who truly believe."

They met their match!

Great metaphor!

Ear today, gone tomorrow.

Are dumpster fires common?

Arr matey! Some bountiful booty thar!!

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unless you're gay and hot

I need to go home and change out of my khaki pants.

Just don't fight science, folks. Science isn't a belief. It's the method for figuring out what's what.

give this to your enemy now

*embarrassing

And not being satisfied with the 'Sky Wizard' explanation.

Praise be to Anoia, goddess of things stuck in drawers that stop you opening them.

I fear no man, but the heat death of the universe... It scares me

this certainly exists

😎🎷🎺🥁🎸 Alright!

Live slowly, die eventually, leave an indifferent corpse.

Chifforobe is not dead!

wait until sisyphus hears about this one!

what exhaustion these are from allergies XD

"It's your count that votes" 😂

Bahai would have been easier to spell than Zoroastrianism.

you have gotten a degree in dissapointed perso

why do the humans look like foldable chairs

oooh, Ive got to use that one!!

"Thou"

WHY DOES THE SNAIL HAVE HAIR I NEED ANSWERS

oh no

i think he has done all of theese no facial fetaures is the face of a guilty man

Is it just me or do we wanna see a juicy little booty on the folding chair people

Oh good Lord

That is incredibly dark good lord.

TBH, I'm not afraid to die. It happens to everybody, and when I die, I'll be reincarnated or go back to the universe. It's that simple.

are there any O's left?