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In times of the worldwide pandemic, many people turned to urban gardening, which, in times of crisis, became something that promotes fun, well-being, and environmental protection. People started buying plants in bulk while millennials saw it as a way to deal with their mental health and find some inner piece.

Some people didn’t just stop with plants. Growing something nutritious and tasty became another trend with more and more backyards and balconies turned into little lands for harvesting.

Tomatoes, peppers, apples… nothing seemed impossible. Until you actually started growing them. Turns out, the reality of what you harvest does not always meet the expectations that you planted and when it doesn't, it most likely ends up on this corner of Reddit known as “Mighty Harvest.”

Below we wrapped up some of the funniest gardening and harvesting fails!

#1

I Saved Watermelon Seeds From Last Year And Grew My Own Watermelons!

I Saved Watermelon Seeds From Last Year And Grew My Own Watermelons!

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Mickysixxx
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Waterberries I'd totally buy them

Sally Signup
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a kid, I once planted a black bean from one of those 5-bean soup mixes. It grew, the vine climbed the indoor lighting thing we had at the time, and it sprouted a pod and gave me - 1 black bean.

HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mind if I ‘accidentally’ carry away one? Perfectly hedgehog-sized! :D

Guido Diegoli
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're freakingly cute though XD <3

Ace
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bonsai watermelon

Shyla Bouche
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*bats the green balls under the sofa*

Elica
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now plant these new seeds...

LizzieBoredom
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You will need a Microscope to find next year's crop.

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Deborah B
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless they're heirloom seeds, most produce are hybrids, and don't grow true to the parent.

Zoni J.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, that looks just about perfect to me. Imagine telling your friends you ate five whole watermelons as a snack.

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    #2

    My Corn (1) Is Doing Great

    My Corn (1) Is Doing Great

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    Kathi Schäffer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, the caption. Thanks for making me laugh so hard 😄💗

    PandaJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make a great pop corn

    taipan_juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The singular cornsicle tho- it looks so sad :(

    Elaine Morinelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've grown corn before and you need at least 16 plants in a grid 4 x 4 because they pollinate one another and if they're not close together, they cannot pollinate. Try it again next year.

    WHAT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This corn embodies my aura.

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    #3

    Very Large Harvest. Very Small Dog

    Very Large Harvest. Very Small Dog

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that dog is ADORABLE so is the strawberry

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild strawberries are always tiny, lots of flavour but quite sharp, I have it in a pot because it looks beautiful when flowering! I leave the fruit for the birds - not that I have a choice, in this case the early birds really get the worm, or the strawberries!

    Queen Boudicca
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up, the wild strawberries were the absolute best.

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    Rae Ramirez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strawberries grow like crazy. I don’t know how you didn’t succeed at growing more!! we just threw out some like strawberry tops in the garden, one time and had strawberries for years! They were never as big as the store bought ones though.

    Naomie Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! I live in a place with inhospitable summers. At my old house I still have a strawberry patch going and it's over 30 years old. Over time the different varieties have commingled and are small to medium size and very sweet! At my current home I have a 20 year old strawberry patch. However I have less space and have hundreds of resident lizards and they get most of them. I don't mind, they keep the rest of my yard in decent shape. Raccoons, possums, mice and other creatures of the night snack on them too. Also have fig trees - so I have provided a buffet for them. My neighbors also grow various fruits and vegetables and we harvest what we can while sharing with the local wildlife.

    Heta Luna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild strawberries have that size but they're packed with flavour if they get enough sun, so darn delicious I sweaaaar

    Insono
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as the only outside space I have is the balcony my strawberries are exclusively bird food lol. They always get to them before they're fully ripe. One day I'll have a garden where I can keep them covered so I can enjoy them again myself!

    ARTHUR HENSLEY
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WANNA BOOP HIS SNOOT SO BADLY😃

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    If you have noticed more and more young people getting into gardening recently, you’re not the only one. In fact, savvy millennials who want to know where the food on their plate is coming from have set a new ‘grow your own’ trend.

    In Ireland, for example, a study that looked into the trend of buying herbs, fruit and vegetables for planting found that the market boomed to €19 million in 2019. Meanwhile, the horticultural market in Ireland is worth €795m according to the 2018 figures, compared to €729m in 2016 and €516m in 2011.

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    #4

    My Pear Tree, One Yearly Perfect Pear, No Leaves And 4 Feet Tall. My Mom Made Sure To Send Me A Picture Because I’m Not Home This Fall

    My Pear Tree, One Yearly Perfect Pear, No Leaves And 4 Feet Tall. My Mom Made Sure To Send Me A Picture Because I’m Not Home This Fall

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    PandaJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It put all it's energy into that one pear. I hope you appreciate it's effort

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a little nut tree and nothing would it bear, but a silver nutmeg and a golden pear

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a pear in a partridge tree!

    Ela
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not certain but the upper branches look a bit like fire blight. I have a wonderful pear tree I have been trying to save for several years that has blight and it's production has dropped off drastically. I have planted a replacement of a resistant variety as I fear I am going to leave sr the original but an infected tree can scrape along for a surprisingly long time.

    Isabella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tree is sick, it needs some antifungal spray.

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if there’s only one, is it still a pair? (“pear,”… see what I did there?)

    Laura Mortensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a peach tree which started very tiny. It alternates in having lots of leaves and one or two peaches to having five or six peaches without many leaves. It does seem to be going in the direction of having a few more peaches each year. We need to water it more.

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    #5

    With These Peppers, I Shall Spice A Thousand Dishes!

    With These Peppers, I Shall Spice A Thousand Dishes!

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    anima vienna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering it's a Habanero: yes you will :))

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it? I'm not sure how to identify the specific kinds of peppers and chilis, but these, as far as my knowledge carries, may very well be dwarfed bell peppers. But then again, when I had habaneros on my balcony, they looked like those, were about the same size and colour, and tasted wonderful. I didn't even buy seeds, but collected them from any chilis I bought fresh, got them mixed up by ... they were all in seperate little trays, that was in a box, I carried said box and then the cat is dropped into the equation by making me stumble and get them all mixed up. Bell peppers, Habaneros and some 3 to 7 other kinds ... I decided to have a mystery plant every year until they're all finished. Still aren't, but I skipped a few years due to working elsewhere and on the 2 days at home, just not being into gardening that much...

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    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're probably hotter than the sun so you should be alright.

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let the size fool ya...I'm sure they are hot as hell

    Alexia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are adorable, and a perfect treat for pet parrots

    Mrs jessica
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dry them, grind them and add some to different spices..

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    #6

    My Mighty Pineapple (Apple For Scale. I Was Out Of Bananas)

    My Mighty Pineapple (Apple For Scale. I Was Out Of Bananas)

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    A_Cat_To_The_Past
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana does seem to be taking a lot of time of work recently... Does anyone know if bananas ok?

    athornedrose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least the name makes more sense when it's apple sized?

    Susan Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the economy in Bikini Bottom is suffering, also! SpongeBob had to downsize…

    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am fully submitted to the notion that the banana 🍌 is simply and understanding between America and the rest of the world as far as measurements go. Yes, I'm American (both parents born and raised in Poland) and I fully support it.

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    The same tendency is observed in other countries around the globe. The 2021 National Gardening Association study showed that the Covid pandemic created 18.3 million new gardeners in the US, most of whom are millennials. Results found that gardening activities raised significantly at every garden experience level.

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    Experts believe that the millennial love for gardening is tied to movements of self-care and wellness. Since many young people don’t have access to an outdoor space as the majority of working millennials live in urban spaces, bringing plants, fruits and veggies inside seems like an appealing solution.

    #7

    Would Anyone Like Some Lemon Water?

    Would Anyone Like Some Lemon Water?

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    PandaJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just have a little bit

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really thought there was a tiny slug on that glass

    JoinMeZoe
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just squeeze one slice for one drop of water

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you a teeny tiny lemon..

    mOmmyOfthree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this so much. I laughed so much harder than I should have. Congrats to you for growing the ABSOLUTE CUTEST lemon in the world!!

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    #8

    Just In Time For Halloween, The Tiniest Jack O’lantern

    Just In Time For Halloween, The Tiniest Jack O’lantern

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    Selya_A
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually pretty cute 🥺

    Rosa Carone-Prendergast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not really a pumpkin.....it's called a Jack-Be-Little and it's a type of gourd.

    Annymoose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean.....that is a mini pumpkin....

    Jane W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be difficult to make that one look scary.

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    #9

    Three And A Half Months Delivered This Beast Just In Time For Our Village’s Annual Easter Feast

    Three And A Half Months Delivered This Beast Just In Time For Our Village’s Annual Easter Feast

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    Patrick Whittington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im not even being ironic when I say my new life mission is to live in a village that has Easter feasts...

    Dela Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in IRL Stardew Valley is my ultimate goal.

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    Loki's_Lil_Butterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like something they would serve as a fancy Michelin star restaurant.

    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to give you 20/10 vision! /jk

    Halie S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow the size comparison of the stem and the root

    Rylosalex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR!! How is it that the stem is BIG while the root itself it teeny?

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    Sue From Michigan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to every carrot I planted last year. I was so disappointed. I made the mistake of planting them in a planter box that wasn't deep enough. This year I'll plant them directly into the ground.

    Adam Chang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seen this in "Kitchen nightmares"

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    But if you've ever tried indoor gardening yourself, you know it’s not as easy as it looks. The harvest comes down to the tiniest details–from sun to humidity and just the right amount of shade. So it’s best to start from growing something simple, like herbs.

    The experts at MiracleGro remind gardening aficionados to harvest often to encourage bushy growth. For herbs like mint, basil, cilantro, and dill, snip a few inches from the top of each stem, cutting right above a set of leaves. You can also harvest full stems from the outside of the plant by cutting a half-inch above the plant’s base.

    Meanwhile, for herbs like oregano, parsley, sage, and thyme, choose long stems with few leaves. Snip chives at the base of the plant, about an inch above the soil. With sage and mint, you can also skip the cutting and simply pinch off individual leaves.

    #10

    I Am So Proud Of My Chili. She Did Her Best

    I Am So Proud Of My Chili. She Did Her Best

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smaller the spicier

    That Bi Book Lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She did her best and that’s all that matters 🥹

    Echo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give her a blanket. She’s a little chili.

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? Chillies are so easy to grow, I bet your next harvest will be good. Watch out for snails, they love them

    Naomie Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These I can grow year round. I am partial to the peppers they use for tobasco sauce.

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    #11

    My Cart Will Definitely Feed A Whole Village!

    My Cart Will Definitely Feed A Whole Village!

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that teeny cart is spectacular

    Bad Ass69
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should see the tiny donkey that pulls it! 😆

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    Sheila Stamey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know what the tiny stuff on wish is for!!!!

    JoinMeZoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of Lilliputian (Gulliver's travels)

    Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the miniature cooking youtube videos. They are so amusing to watch.

    Alondra Romero
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that. is. the. cutest. thing. ever.

    Rylosalex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would be cute, is if there was a tiny donkey attached to the front of the cart

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    Katrina M. Alecson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There I'd no scale, perhaps it is huge?

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    #12

    Ready To Begin Harvesting. Need Advice On Canning

    Ready To Begin Harvesting. Need Advice On Canning

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    Mickysixxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha that's the saddest tomato plant I've ever seen😥. I've seen happier ones growing in the cracks of footpaths, thriving ones in fact lol

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me. 4 plants (with sunlight, fertilizers, water) gave a total of 12 tomatoes , size of cherries. And I find good size tomatoes in plants growing in garbage. It has become a joke in my family to take pictures of those plants and share them.

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    Madam Puddyfoot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Charlie Brown grew tomatoes, he could put this by his Chirstmas tree...

    Hakitosama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the problem came from the cover of the soil... It looks like pine's needles ans young branches which are known to acidify the soil. In small amount it is not a problem but layered like that ? A-Ouch..... I know tomatoes usually like acidic soil but even them have their limits. Also as the needles decompose reaaaaaally slowly, the ground beneath tends to lake nutriments...

    Halie S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, your advice for canning is to compost that wimpy little tomato (it would really add to your compost pile!) and start over.

    Ell Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a tomato hornworm found a tasty smorgasbord though.

    NJJenn1673
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, growing up, we had this little patch to the side of our backyard patio. It was maybe 4'x2' and was literally just weeds, but somehow my mother had tomatoes every year. The woman basically threw seeds back there and they just kept growing every year. In 17 years I don't think I ever saw her actually tending to it.

    Clarissa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looksike you had caterpillars

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    #13

    Took Me Hours To Slice This Baby Up. Hopefully This Should End Global Hunger. Hand And Chinese Chef Knife For Reference

    Took Me Hours To Slice This Baby Up. Hopefully This Should End Global Hunger. Hand And Chinese Chef Knife For Reference

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg thats actually so cool... its split up into all the little parts and everything

    The Deez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have to make the tiniest glass of OJ!

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    Liz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait the knife is adorable. Worth clicking through the original

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg it is! (on mobile so I can't get the picture here, anyone who wants to see it just click AubynKen above the upvote button, it takes you to reddit then just scroll to the second picture there)

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    Sturgeon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does your thumb bend weirdly or are you holding it with a toe?

    Ela
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double jointed thumb. I have them too!

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    EJN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really cute! I'd want to spray with silicon and save it for posterity!

    Bad Ass69
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute! But what the heck is it. A grapefruit? Say what!

    Velveteen Worm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am choosing to believe you just have ginormous hands

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    #14

    Tonight We Feast On Potatoes!

    Tonight We Feast On Potatoes!

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    Mickysixxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grow them in a tub and when the plant gets a couple of feet high add another bottomless tub on top, fill with soil until about 30cm of the plant is above. Repeat for a while and when you harvest you'll have a potato rope

    nbfresh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to believe this....is it true???

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    Chris Rü
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany we say "Die dümmsten Bauern ernten die dicksten Kartoffeln", which translates to "the most stupid farmers harvest the biggest potatoes" - thus you must be a genius!!

    Šimon Špaček
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had something like those too. I could proudly say that "in my garden strawberries grow to same size as potatoes." But those tiny-toes were great in soup, just wash them properly and drop them in whole.

    PandaJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mini-fries for a LittleMac°

    Smalltoid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my favorite hip-hop duo... Lil' Mac and Small Fry!

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    Rebelliousslug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He made it look so easy in the Martian. Apart from the explosion.

    Bad Ass69
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy that had potatoes growing in his old used tires. They grow so high. Stack another tire fill it with more dirt. Then when it was time pull potatoes from one tire at a time! He called them tube er taters!

    Eva the Egg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think those potatoes would make great chips!

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    #15

    Two Years Of Waiting For Our One And Only Lemon

    Two Years Of Waiting For Our One And Only Lemon

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    PandaJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you mini-lemons.... make Mini-lemonade!

    Mickysixxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes decades to get a good citrus tree. This is why a lot of stock is grown from root stock that is already years old

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, it's like the VW my wife had when I met her: a tiny, useless lemon.

    Echo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you small amounts of lemons, ask what’s wrong with your gardening skills

    RandomHumanBean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a lemon tree in my house (its my dads, hes... not.... great... at gardening) the leaves are shedding constantly, the floor is always covered in leaves. (idk why he bought a lemon tree when we live in maryland when the whether changes so much.) it had a couple lemons that looked like that, but now there is like 2.

    bloominglymphnode
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey that's impressive! We've got 2 grown trees with zero lemons! But the caterpillars like them!

    Nancy Lynch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new fruit tree takes a few years to get established. You'll get mini fruit, but each year after the fruit will get bigger. Maybe if you got a tree of the opposite sex, you might get larger fruit with them together. Check with you nursery.

    Naomie Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemons I can grow thankfully. They are so expensive in many areas.

    Fresh Big
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lemon is enough for at least 2 bottles of tequila.

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    #16

    In Six Months I Was Able To Turn One Clove Of Garlic Into One Clove Of Garlic With A Stem

    In Six Months I Was Able To Turn One Clove Of Garlic Into One Clove Of Garlic With A Stem

    theradishking Report

    Hakitosama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    garlic is hard and long to cultivate. Congratulations are in order !

    Max M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need about 1 year to grow, from fall to fall

    Halie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love the caption....... so inspiring

    Chrissie Anit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine look the same! And they had been in soil for a year!

    Rel Horsell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to plant garlic a while back. Then I found out how long it takes & how much work is involved and decided I’ll just continue to buy it from the store lol

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    #17

    This Is My Harvest From 3 Different Potato Plants. Don’t Worry, They Tasted Terrible Too

    This Is My Harvest From 3 Different Potato Plants. Don’t Worry, They Tasted Terrible Too

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    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep trying. They'll get better. Get your soil tested.

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was scared this would actually be a tasty micro meal for a second. Thank you for the clarification title!

    #18

    This Should Sustain Us Through The Winter

    This Should Sustain Us Through The Winter

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    That Bi Book Lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something about this makes my skin crawl.

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like yellow ticks don't they? urgh!!

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Belongs under Foods With Threatening Auras post.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pollination problems. Corn needs to be grown in clumps, rather than rows. It's pollinated by wind, so you have to make sure the spot isn't too sheltered as well.

    Tuna Beach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can also be hand pollinated, as thousands of former Iowa teenagers can attest.

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine being a pioneer and your corn does this?

    Becca Kuehn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corn plants need to be pollinated.

    PandaJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't eat it! You'll turn into a Walking Dead Walker

    Sue From Michigan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like your corn plant contacted a disease.

    Sarah Turney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like swollen tics 🤢

    kf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gawdsake why are all these descriptions so nightmarishly accurate

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    #19

    It Only Cost Me $200 To Grow These

    It Only Cost Me $200 To Grow These

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    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a mere $100 per each pumpkin (i assume it's a pumpkin i'm not sure)

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shellac, a couple of hooks and sell ‘em on eBay as super trendy halloween earrings. 👍

    Rosa Carone-Prendergast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is you grew a type of gourd called a Jack-Be-Little.

    Mamabanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief, where did you buy the seeds? Harrods?

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at my house we accidentally made a bunch of pumpkins. my brother kinda threw some into our garden after mashing them up

    Carrie Little
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I misread that as your brother threw some up in your garden...

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    Mommy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those were some expensive seeds!

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JFC! What seeds cost that much? Many people in end up with those when they just let a jack o lantern 🎃 rot and forget about it in the yard and get surprise pumpkins the next year, because a seed or ten are always missed. The rotting pumpkin actually becomes the rich compost for the seeds, so they grow without effort.

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    #20

    Time To Make Strawberry Jam For My Neighbours

    Time To Make Strawberry Jam For My Neighbours

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    Alleman Jennifer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie. That will prob be the best strawberry you ll ever eat.

    Julia Cargile
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This little fellow made me laugh.

    Eliss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be so cute if u got a tiny jam jar too!

    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the size of wild strawberries and they can taste like candy.

    Halie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON'T GROW STRAWBERRIES IN A POT!!! THEY NEED TO SPREAD OUT!!!!!!!!

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doll house jam.

    Maxwell Kranicz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It kinda looks like a spiky red ball

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    #21

    Such A Plentiful Harvest I Shall Have To Gift Some To Family & Friends

    Such A Plentiful Harvest I Shall Have To Gift Some To Family & Friends

    algbop Report

    N G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of those carrots looks a bit like a finger

    Jack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang it! I scrolled back up to see which one! 🤣

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They fit your fingernails colors :)

    peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great for decoration

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have tried to grow carrots five or six times. This represents the sum of all those attempts.

    SarahBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it was a magnification of sperm.

    Bad Ass69
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tiny rabbits will be so pleased!

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    #22

    When Life Gives You Lemons…

    When Life Gives You Lemons…

    disconcertedfalcon Report

    Katrina M. Alecson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will still hurt if you throw it in someone's eye, don't worry

    SarahBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you lemon.

    #23

    A Year's Worth Of Hard Work

    A Year's Worth Of Hard Work

    plenar10 Report

    Commander Ducky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! All of those things would be great sautèed and added to some pasta and green sauce!!

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having scrolled down to this point, it's a positive bounty.

    BakedKahuna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I see the issue with the zucchinis. They haven't been pollinated properly. It's something one can do themselves, the plants has got male flowers as well as female flowers. Just get some pollen with a Q-tip from a male flower (flower is on a thin stem, will only bloom on one morning for several hours) and rub it on the inside of a female flowers (they have mini zucchinis as a stem, like the harvest on the pictures). Once properly pollinated, they grow and grow. My heaviest was about 1,7kg.

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I was going to say it looks like a pollination problem.

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking...if we were to live only from farming, like our grand-grandparents, we'd probably starve :)

    Board Pan, duh.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol there is so much to learn!! I feel like of we all had continued to have to live only from farming.. the knowledge would have been past down instead of forgotten:(

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    Harlan Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad. Especially considering that half of us barely have the patiences to grow plants anyway.

    Erica Phillips
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a few years like this with a 3 acre garden. Don't give up. Each year you get better and better at it. Like parenting. You learn as you go.

    Johnny Magumbo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're not getting like one zucchini every day or so, you should give up gardening. They're pretty much the easiest thing to grow in the world and produce through disease, poor soil, lack of nutrients/water, and most other neglect. And green bell peppers are a waste of time and space if you don't have a big garden considering they take 9 months to grow and are 99 cents at the store.

    Somebodys grandmother
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than mine. My BIL thought is was weeds and removed it. I got 0....

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    #24

    Just Harvested An Entire Bag Of Lays Chips Worth Of Potato!

    Just Harvested An Entire Bag Of Lays Chips Worth Of Potato!

    stumo13 Report

    Selya_A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah this would be too much for lays

    Barbra E. Nyberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, how did we ever invent farming?

    Echo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Air and everything!”

    #25

    Time To Make Some Scallion Pancakes

    Time To Make Some Scallion Pancakes

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    PandaJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiter! There's a hair on my scallion

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to moisturise. Those hands look uncomfortable.

    David Gripon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL: There really are such things as scallion pancakes.

    SarahBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to get them at a Korean restaurant. They're delicious!

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    Halie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is one wrinkly hand........

    Elaine Morinelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't let this grow long enough. You need to wait until it's big to harvest it. Lol.

    Sturgeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any palm readers out there?

    Naomie Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These I can grow too. And they grow fast too.

    Dana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen eyelashes on cows longer than that 🤣

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    #26

    The Rains Have Blessed Us With Some Sweet Mangos

    The Rains Have Blessed Us With Some Sweet Mangos

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    A_Cat_To_The_Past
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I would still do anything for mangoes, even if they were that size

    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they asked you to carry out an assassination attempt?

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    WHAT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those smaller mangoes are better than the big ones.

    Booker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look delicious. If you figure out how to mass produce them you'll be a millionaire!

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    #27

    Jumping On The Tiny Chilli Pepper Bandwagon With The Only Carolina Reaper I Managed To Grow This Year

    Jumping On The Tiny Chilli Pepper Bandwagon With The Only Carolina Reaper I Managed To Grow This Year

    raabland Report

    Elden Yeah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since it's a reaper, it'll be spicy enough for a whole dish!

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a reaper, and it turned color. It will still be scorching! Tasty, but scorching

    Smalltoid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seasonings don't fear the Reaper

    Katherine Bridgerton
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is small but it is mighty !!

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a 'lil pumpkin with a green witch hat!

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't they be wearing gloves?

    tl gmc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wash hands 5 times and don't touch an eye for the next week. They'll be fine...

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    JoJoB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still don't want to try it.

    A Bobcat From Philly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet that sucker is hotter than a bastard too!

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    #28

    Guess What I Will Have For My Salad

    Guess What I Will Have For My Salad

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh.... that's not a failure; you just plucked it way too soon. (Now I'm regretting mentioning my friend who complained about having tiny tomatores....)

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the size of your cucumbers it's how you grow them that matters lol

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the flower is still there, you should've let it grow longer, but none the less it is cute

    A_Cat_To_The_Past
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk what size that is (no banana for scale)

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! I mean, is it s Barbie hand? How can we tell sans banana?

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    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiny baby zuchini. 🤣

    kaycee14
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need flowers around your garden to attract the bees that will pollinate this little cucumber embryo!

    Bad Ass69
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To go to the store and but one?

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    #29

    Pepper Growing Expert Here — Ama!

    Pepper Growing Expert Here — Ama!

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bush is gonna struggle lol although I can see a couple of buds. If you cut the chilli off the leaves will grow (maybe, chillies are pretty hardy) cut any flowers off so the bush puts all its energy into growing branches and leaves. And water properly, make sure all the soil is soaked not just the surface or that the water is just running down the side of the pot instead of soaking in.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, doesn't look like it's been watered properly - the soil looks dry - and in this corner it probably doesn't get much sun, either. Chilies need tons of both! Water daily and put into full sunlight and it'll thrive. Don't and... well, it'll be like this. Plants have preferred environments, just like animals. You wouldn't put a cat into an aquarium and expect it to thrive, would you?

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    Bad Ass69
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks more like Charlie Brown's Christmas tree! Than a pepper plant.

    Austin Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cut off the flowers, you won't any peppers

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes exactly, the plant won't waste energy growing the fruit. You get the chilli to bush out a bit then let flower once it's a bit healthier

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    Dana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty perfect pint-sized pepper

    JoJoB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's HUGE! (Relatively speaking)

    ChocolateCake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idkw but this made me think jack and the beanstalk. jack and the pepper stalk :)

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    #30

    Months Of Labour Have Finally Paid Off

    Months Of Labour Have Finally Paid Off

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact, this is actually how baby carrots are made :D /j

    Karyn Stouffer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, no, that's actually not true. "Baby" carrots are simply cut and peeled regular sized carrots that are not perfect in appearance. Nobody wants to buy the bent and twisted carrots because they're too hard to peel.

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    Nancy Lynch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Test your soil. It might be all wrong for what you are trying to grow.

    elcee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the tops can be so deceptive : /

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    #31

    My Bountiful Beet Harvest

    My Bountiful Beet Harvest

    404NinjaNotFound Report

    PandaJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the Beetles! John, Paul, George & Ringo

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙄 Beet it. For that comment, just beet it.

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still too much beet for my taste

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little beet is good beet. No beet is better. 👍

    Echo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone beet you to them.

    #32

    I Had My First Ever Corn Harvest Today

    I Had My First Ever Corn Harvest Today

    hetep-di-isfet Report

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if these are all really ominous foreshadowing of what's coming with climate change? I've never seen this many garden fails.

    Alice Parsons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not as easy to grow things as many people seem to think it is. A lot can go wrong. Improper growing environments can cause most of this. Things like soil, the size of the growing area, light, water, insects, and even humidity (or lack thereof) all contribute. Also, if you're trying to grow fruits and vegetables using seeds out of most store-bought produce and expecting it to do well at all, you're setting up for a let-down. Quite a bit of our produce is grown using parented seeds and growing techniques. Much of it is sterile, so it won't ever grow for you. Commercial growers want us to keep buying these items from them, not growing them at home. You're much better off spending a little bit or making a gardening buddy to trade seeds and plants with.

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    Cary Ziegler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is what happens when people with black thumbs try to grow a garden. Trust me, I should know.

    Alice Parsons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hugs* I learned the hard way myself. And my family had enormous gardens for generations. They made it look easier than it is, especially if you're trying to grow things out of season or in the wrong climate

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    PandaJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little children of the corn

    Dela Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snack-sized so you can take your corn on the go!

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah that's about the best I got as well

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    #33

    This Bird’s Eye Chili May Contain Too Much Spice For My Pho

    This Bird’s Eye Chili May Contain Too Much Spice For My Pho

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