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The guys are not okay. And the Facebook group 'Men are so confused about their current market value' has made it its mission to call out their inflated egos and unrealistic expectations.

"We are a private group focused on feminism generally, and specifically offering women a place to vent about men," the admins of the group write, adding that the community is "unapologetically progressive."

For this list, we gathered some of the funniest, saddest, and most infuriating posts we found on the group. Hopefully, they'll remind you that if you've ever been taken aback by an "alpha's" attitude, it's not just a you problem. They can be so out of touch.

#1

🙄🙄🙄

Funny example of a Male Doctrine tweet about men and younger women, depicting a guy who thinks too highly of himself.

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Inservio Smurf
Community Member
31 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but no. The young are honestly too tiresome. I am not a babysitter and I enjoy my peace & quiet.

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    #3

    Found One In The Wild! I Wish I Couldn't Believe This Has 2.3k Likes

    A social media post with text about funny examples of guys thinking highly of themselves. The post discusses a mechanic vs. a car.

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    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    30 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh.... that this kind of thinking is still so prevalent.

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    #4

    🙄🙄🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    A chart of male personalities, used as a funny example of how some guys think highly of themselves, ranking traits.

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    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    10 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the Sigma needs no validation, why is it always the Sigmas who love to tell you they're Sigma's?

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    #5

    Ask A Feminist To Describe An Ideal Man

    A tweet describing ideal men and women, with text that shows funny examples of guys who think highly of themselves.

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    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    27 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever wrote this, and whoever hurt him, sound perfect for eachother, mostly in that they spare the rest of us their presence in the dating pool

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    #6

    Too Much To Ask

    Funny example of a Male Doctrine tweet about men and women's demands, demonstrating a guy who thinks too highly of himself.

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    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    26 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one, however, is actually true in some nations. I'd wager that's more down to the culture than anything endemic to men or women.

    #7

    Bear, Please

    Funny example of a woman kneeling before a man, showing a guy who thinks too highly of himself.

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    #8

    What "Nice Guys" Are Like

    A dating profile describing a man with funny examples of a highly inflated sense of self.

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    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    22 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard pass, this is not a nice human, let alone a nice guy.

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    #9

    Found On Threads

    A phone screen showing a text message with funny examples of a guy who thinks highly of himself.

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    Sparky
    Community Member
    29 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They deserve each other.

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    #10

    Well Ain’t You A Treat 🙄

    A social media post with a comment from a man demonstrating funny examples of thinking highly of himself.

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    #11

    Felt Like This Belonged Here LOL

    A social media post listing preferences for men, followed by a comment, a funny example of guys thinking highly of themselves.

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    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    24 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of those are red flags for potential wifebeating.

    #12

    Yall Gotta Stop

    A funny example of a man complaining about women wanting to link up with him during their period.

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    #13

    Hurry While Supplies Last! 😂

    A funny example of a man requesting a ride or d*e girlfriend to support his streaming career.

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    #14

    On Behalf On All Men

    A split image shows three outfits with visible underwear lines, a funny example of guys thinking highly of themselves.

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    Sparky
    Community Member
    20 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woman here, this is ugly and tasteless.

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    #15

    I Just Hate When I Find This Stuff In The Wild

    A news article and tweet, a funny example of a guy thinking highly of himself, comparing women's intelligence to dolphins.

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    #16

    Found In The Wild Today, How Lovely 🙄

    A dating profile of a guy with extremely high standards, classifying women as delusional, destructive, or dumb, a funny example of guys.

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    #17

    Talking To Red Pill Be Like

    An image of a man with lightning hands and frogs, with text about him inventing a fictional scenario, one of the funny examples of guys.

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    #18

    Jesus Christ

    A social media post detailing a brother's needs, a funny example of guys thinking too highly of themselves.

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    #19

    Dating

    Funny example of a post by Chris Mcking about dating advice for women, illustrating a guy who thinks too highly of himself.

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    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    23 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remedial english student, clearly.

    #20

    Just Checking

    A dating app profile with a man's bio, providing funny examples of inflated self-esteem.

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    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    20 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww.... poor guy thinks he found cheatcodes, is actually torpedoing his own health and wellbeing with quackery older than his entire nation.

    #21

    Alright Ladies And I Guess Gentleman...form An Orderly Line ✋️

    A dating profile with an image of a man and a bio highlighting funny examples of self-importance.

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    #22

    Confession

    A Twitter thread featuring two men's differing views on marriage, showing funny examples of self-importance.

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    #23

    I Got One

    A funny example of a guy thinking too highly of himself, making assumptions about a woman's age via text.

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    #24

    This Should Be Fake. But It Isn't

    A screenshot showing a funny example of a guy thinking too highly of himself, asking for advice while his GF undergoes chemo.

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    #25

    Just Found This Gem

    A lengthy, inappropriate text message from a guy, demonstrating a funny example of someone thinking highly of themselves.

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    Sparky
    Community Member
    12 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't this number one?

    #26

    Women Are Not Objects. One Of My Fb Friends. Wonder Why He's Single?

    A funny example comparing being single at 37 to a Black Friday sale, with limited options.

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    #27

    Pretty Sure The Shortage Is Of Emotionally Intelligent Men Who Aren’t Just Looking For A Mommy Bang Maid But Ok

    A quote from Artimist DntPlay, a funny example of a guy who thinks highly of himself, stating winners attract, not chase.

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    #28

    "You Women"

    A dating profile with funny examples of a guy who thinks highly of himself, detailing his preferences and a long bio.

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    #29

    Ok I Finally Have One

    A series of text messages, a funny example of guys thinking too highly of themselves.

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    #30

    I Am Fed Up

    A rant from a guy who thinks highly of himself, showcasing funny examples of his entitlement and anger.

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    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    1 minute ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a rather unhinged way to declare you're a virgin, but good on you for embracing it.

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    #31

    Bruh What?

    A text conversation with a guy who thinks highly of himself, a funny example of arrogance in dating.

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    #32

    This Left Me Speechless When I Saw This... Thought It Belonged Here?

    A dating profile with text about a guy who thinks highly of himself, a funny example of inflated self-esteem.

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    Sparky
    Community Member
    31 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W*F is that on his chest?

    #33

    Woomber

    Funny example of a Barren Wooomber woman, highlighting the traits of a woman who thinks too highly of herself.

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    Sparky
    Community Member
    17 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's right about the bird peck hands.

    #34

    I Knows 🤮

    A dating app profile with a man and a message containing funny examples of a guy with an inflated ego.

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    #35

    🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

    A phone screenshot showing a text message from a man making highly flattering and funny examples of comments.

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    #36

    Asmongold Has Given Video Game Developers A Harsh Rule For Designing Female Characters 💀

    A meme with a blonde female character and a male streamer, illustrating funny examples of men thinking highly of themselves.

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    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    13 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compare the woman in this picture to Deborah Ann Woll, from True Blood, AKA Babyvamp. Just think, someone was so angry at pretty people they turned a breathtaking beauty, into ...this.

    #37

    I'm Looking For Someone Who

    Funny examples of guys who think too highly of themselves, shown by self-important dating profile requests.

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    #38

    Not Looking For Hook Up I Ain't Ur Guy

    Funny examples of guys thinking highly of themselves, including this man seeking a 'Jesus Christ-Future Christian Wife-Children'.

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    #39

    Just Came Across This And "No, Dude"

    Funny examples of guys who think too highly of themselves, like this 60-year-old dating app user.

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    #40

    Aitah For No Longer Walking My Friend Home To Her Dorm After She Rejected Me?

    A funny example of a guy thinking too highly of himself, ceasing to walk a friend home after being rejected.

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    #41

    You Are Only The Oven

    A funny example of a guy thinking too highly of himself, sending misogynistic text messages about reproduction.

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    #42

    Can I Kiss You

    A screenshot of a funny example of a guy thinking too highly of himself, asking to kiss a woman with a fiance.

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    Sparky
    Community Member
    25 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this supposedly reflects on men (rather than women) how?

    #43

    Ya Ok Buddy

    A dating profile of a guy named Jason, 31, with a photo of him and a caption saying no singles mothers no fat chicks, a funny example.

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    #44

    What A Prince!

    A dating profile of a 35-year-old man, John, with a long, self-important bio describing his ideal woman, a funny example of guys.

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    #45

    They Gotta Say 22–29 Because The Women Have To Be A Bit Older Than Legal

    A funny example of a man with high expectations for a younger partner, preferring to wait.

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    #46

    This One Is A Real Piece Of Work

    A social media post with a funny example of a guy thinking highly of himself, comparing dating an 18-19 year old to fresh water.

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    #47

    Women In Male Fields…

    A social media post where a guy thinks feminism leads to women becoming prostitutes, an example of guys thinking too highly of themselves.

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    #48

    I Mean, I Know This Would Happen If Shit Hit The Fan. Because Men…

    A social media post about survival strategies, a funny example of guys thinking too highly of themselves.

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    #49

    Talked To This Guy For 3-4 Weeks

    A series of text messages showcasing funny examples of a guy thinking too highly of himself.

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    #50

    Firstly. No Cops. Secondly No Feds. Must Hate Leos

    Funny examples of guys who think too highly of themselves, such as this man with a long beard and demanding profile.

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    #51

    Someone Hasn't Heard About What Women Did In And After Ww2 Apparently

    Funny examples of a guy who thinks highly of himself, writing about Women's Suffrage and men's contributions.

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    #52

    High Value

    A funny example of a man's Bumble profile where he thinks highly of himself, describing his value.

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    #53

    The Question Was Enough But The Response Was The Icing On The Cake

    A social media post with a question about things women do, but men doing it is creepy, a funny example.

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    #54

    I Can't Wait To Meet My Wife

    A long dating profile about Evan, providing funny examples of a guy who thinks too highly of himself and his ideal partner.

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    #55

    Not Him Dragging Down His Church's Birth Rate 😩

    Two social media comments, a funny example of guys thinking too highly of themselves.

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