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56 Screenshots Of Men Being So Delusional It’s Almost Impressive
The guys are not okay. And the Facebook group 'Men are so confused about their current market value' has made it its mission to call out their inflated egos and unrealistic expectations.
"We are a private group focused on feminism generally, and specifically offering women a place to vent about men," the admins of the group write, adding that the community is "unapologetically progressive."
For this list, we gathered some of the funniest, saddest, and most infuriating posts we found on the group. Hopefully, they'll remind you that if you've ever been taken aback by an "alpha's" attitude, it's not just a you problem. They can be so out of touch.
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#1
Confession
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#2
Felt Like This Belonged Here LOL
#3
Talking To Red Pill Be Like
Luke || Kira (he/she) 1 month ago
There's even a facebook group dedicated to "Conservatives getting angry about stuff they made up themselves". And there's always fresh material.
#4
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago (edited)
Yes. Why would anyone love their children? It is beyond me.
#5
Found On Threads
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago (edited)
"Why do the women I talk to all say I give them the ick? It is a mystery to me."
#6
🙄🙄🙄
Inservio Smurf 1 month ago
Sorry, but no. The young are honestly too tiresome. I am not a babysitter and I enjoy my peace & quiet.
#7
Just Found This Gem
#8
Just Checking
Inservio Smurf 1 month ago
Awww.... poor guy thinks he found cheatcodes, is actually torpedoing his own health and wellbeing with quackery older than his entire nation.
#9
Jesus Christ
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago
Not only does he like children in a disgusting way, he also wants to be treated like a child?
#10
What "Nice Guys" Are Like
#11
Hurry While Supplies Last! 😂
#12
I Am Fed Up
David Jeffery 1 month ago
This is a rather unhinged way to declare you're a virgin, but good on you for embracing it.
#14
On Behalf On All Men
#15
Found In The Wild Today, How Lovely 🙄
#16
🙄🙄🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
#17
This Should Be Fake. But It Isn't
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago
"I am a pathetic man child who's need for s*x is more important than the needs of my ill girlfriend." Dude, knock one out next time you are in the shower and look after your girlfriend.
#18
Found One In The Wild! I Wish I Couldn't Believe This Has 2.3k Likes
#19
Bear, Please
Tim Fawcett 1 month ago
Over 30% of Gen Z BOYS are not going to find a wife - obedient or otherwise
#20
They Gotta Say 22–29 Because The Women Have To Be A Bit Older Than Legal
#21
Well Ain’t You A Treat 🙄
#22
Yall Gotta Stop
#23
Women Are Not Objects. One Of My Fb Friends. Wonder Why He's Single?
#24
Pretty Sure The Shortage Is Of Emotionally Intelligent Men Who Aren’t Just Looking For A Mommy Bang Maid But Ok
#25
I Just Hate When I Find This Stuff In The Wild
#27
Asmongold Has Given Video Game Developers A Harsh Rule For Designing Female Characters 💀
#28
Can I Kiss You
#29
Ya Ok Buddy
#30
I Mean, I Know This Would Happen If Stuff Hit The Fan. Because Men…
cecilia kilian 1 month ago
If this is the US, about one third of the grandparents are the ones with the "ammo". Please note that I am pro gun control, and hate the gun obsession so prevalent in certain places in my country.
#31
Ask A Feminist To Describe An Ideal Man
Inservio Smurf 1 month ago
Whoever wrote this, and whoever hurt him, sound perfect for eachother, mostly in that they spare the rest of us their presence in the dating pool
#32
Aitah For No Longer Walking My Friend Home To Her Dorm After She Rejected Me?
#33
This Left Me Speechless When I Saw This... Thought It Belonged Here?
#34
Just Came Across This And "No, Dude"
#35
Alright Ladies And I Guess Gentleman...form An Orderly Line ✋️
Luke || Kira (he/she) 1 month ago
He looks like one of those dudes who record videos in their cars aggressively complaining about Black people in The Odyssey
#38
I'm Looking For Someone Who
#39
Not Looking For Hook Up I Ain't Ur Guy
#40
You Are Only The Oven
#41
This One Is A Real Piece Of Work
#42
Women In Male Fields…
#43
"You Women"
#44
🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽
#45
Not Him Dragging Down His Church's Birth Rate 😩
#46
Dating
#49
Someone Hasn't Heard About What Women Did In And After Ww2 Apparently
David Jeffery 1 month ago
You seem to think you're in a bigger majority than what you actually are
#50
High Value
#51
What A Prince!
#52
I Can't Wait To Meet My Wife
#53
Talked To This Guy For 3-4 Weeks
#54
The Question Was Enough But The Response Was The Icing On The Cake
#55
Woomber
#56
Firstly. No Cops. Secondly No Feds. Must Hate Leos
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Earonn - 1 month ago
Here's to all the good guys out there. Those who not only aren't like the shytes above, but also actively fight back against them at our side.
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago (edited)
I feel sorry for women. Btw I am looking for a virgin six foot Scandinavian warrior queen, all natural with no body hair, big chest, slim waist, child bearing hips, to submit themselves to my naturally superior alpha male status. Should be able to cook and clean and have a full time job that earns enough to support us both whilst I grow my gaming channel.
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 1 month ago
I know a troll who appears to want to fill this spot in your life from the amount of time he spends stalking you. ;-)
Load More Replies... Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 1 month ago
OMG, I just threw up in my mouth after reading this. OK, a lot.
Earonn - 1 month ago
Here's to all the good guys out there. Those who not only aren't like the shytes above, but also actively fight back against them at our side.
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago (edited)
I feel sorry for women. Btw I am looking for a virgin six foot Scandinavian warrior queen, all natural with no body hair, big chest, slim waist, child bearing hips, to submit themselves to my naturally superior alpha male status. Should be able to cook and clean and have a full time job that earns enough to support us both whilst I grow my gaming channel.
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 1 month ago
I know a troll who appears to want to fill this spot in your life from the amount of time he spends stalking you. ;-)
Load More Replies... Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 1 month ago
OMG, I just threw up in my mouth after reading this. OK, a lot.
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