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Who doesn't love a good joke made on the internet? The ability to deeply reach many people in a way no one else can is truly a beautiful aspect of internet culture. And if paired with a complementary image and turned into a meme (gasp), what more could you ask for? That is top-tier humor that we will hopefully never tire of.

Therefore, to enrich your gag galleries, we have curated a list of jokes originally shared on an Instagram account called "madeinpoortaste," created by the self-proclaimed UK-based meme dealer. So if you, dear Pandas, are ready for some quality serotonin high, these unapologetically made in poor taste jokes might just do it for you.

#1

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Dirk Daring
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Came here for the funny, got the first five minutes of UP.

KB
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually heard this guy when he won. Basically almost made me sob at my desk

Juliette Deroulede
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought this was supposed to be a funny post!

The Idaho Potato
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Between funeral costs and estate taxes, it costs so much to die.

Monday
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But between food, rent and various other expenses it costs too much to live as well. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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Tee Rat
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this in poor taste?

Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god this is the sweetest thing, I hope he's doing alright

SuperChicken
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Big virtual hugs to you, old man.

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    #2

    Made-In-Poor-Taste-Funny-Jokes

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    SheHulk
    Community Member
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a thoroughbred mare who laid like this all the time in her box and outside. She even snored. She was lent out to a young rider, and I warned her about it. She got many calls that she was sick/dead! She went on to compete at national level eventing and was the most relaxed, intelligent horse I've met. Died at 27 while doing what she loved most; trail riding. ❤️

    StPaul9
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes keep going back to 'lyes', though...as in alkali. But Sugar is adorable.

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, sugar🥰 there’s a mini horse down the road from me named “Maple Stirrups” and I think it’s the funniest name ever!

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sugar’s got a little bit of spice 👌🏼

    Bittersweetie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stand with Sugar lying down. 🫡

    Pride Bean️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sugar is so incredibly smart. I didn't realise horses could be like this!

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good stuff. A horse that knows it's not just a big toy for self-centred people.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're onto something, Sugar. Very smart.

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    #3

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and laughter when they make the 'jokes' but if the women joke back it's suddenly no longer funny

    Rufus White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's joking? 5th grade bets are the most sacrosanct of all.

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy definitely had poor taste, Megatron is a great name for a first born. You dodged a bullet.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Meg is short for Megatron

    Francis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he didn't like the name, so why proceed? the relationship was doomed to fail anyway

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What woman in her right mind wants a serious relationship with a guy who didn’t love the Transformers cartoon from the 90s? (joke. Also, yes, I am ignoring the modern trash movies as I am old.)

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    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and this gal would have gotten along great, I like anybody who can display a sense of humor

    Anthony Nizza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's sad!!! He made a big mistake

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I've said it before: I'd date and marry her, we have the kid, name him/her Megatron as promised, but only if I get to name the second child Optimus Prime. Ooooh, the comedy we would get when both those kiddos get into a fight... XP

    Excited Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect he had a similar pact that forces him to name his first born "Optimus". It was never going to work out...

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    Why Do We Like Jokes Made in Poor Taste So Much?

    Call them low-brow, cheesy, or simply made in poor taste jokes, it all means the same—a joke that is so obvious, so painfully dad-like, that we cannot contain ourselves from laughing at its stupidity. 

    And that is all well and fine! For one, these made in poor taste funny jokes are excellent in relieving any and all tension that might arise from the topic they discuss or the situation they are shared in. And if a dash of silliness can do that, then why the heck not? 

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    Also, jokes made in poor taste can be excellent as a bonding agent in social situations. After all, stripping down the guards with a silly joke not only makes other people laugh but also gives them a chance to bond over something as equals. Be as it may, even those with a penchant for sophisticated jokes will find something relatable in these down-to-earth gags. 

    Lastly, these made in poor taste funny posts that you see on our list are, first and foremost, all about good-natured humor, and we bet every one of us can do with a bit more of that in our lives!

    #4

    Made-In-Poor-Taste-Funny-Jokes

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know when you're getting old when they ask if you're old enough you show them your license and they say "it's ok I saw the 19.."

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally the same exact thing happened to me, a while back I had money to spend and wanted to purchase some booze but was too lazy to walk the mile and a half to the liquor store so I ordered from instacart. Guy shows up an hour later. “Are you Anthony Paolillo?”, “Yes I am”, “Date of Birth.”, “Feb. ‘97”, “That’s 1997 right??”, “Well gee you tell me, do I look like I was born in 1897???” 🙄

    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just had a hard time processing the fact that this can be the birthdate of an almost 30 year-old person. As a Gen X born in the 1970's I get confused about that quite often.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like when someone uses the phrase "turn of the century" and you automatically think of the year 1900. I'm still getting used to the fact that I was alive for the most recent one!

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a vampire. Come in for a drink? 🧛🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work at a doctors office, sometimes when a patient ask for their appointment time, I tell like 10:30, the proceed to ask pm or am?

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in the hospital recently and wrote the year as 1896 on the intake form. I wish I could blame the head injury.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was signing something recently and wrote 1900, not 1990!

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    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well there is a story of a 107 year old person that got a letter stating that it was about time to start going to school, and to please show up at a certain adress at a given date.

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    #5

    Made-In-Poor-Taste-Funny-Jokes

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an acquired taste

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL that is exactly what I told my preteens the other day :-D

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    KnightOwl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew freaked out after his first sex education lesson. He came home and ranted for hours about it, his issue? The teacher was pregnant so they all knew she'd had sex and it was embarrassing 🤣

    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, that means that sex education has improved since I went to school.

    Notme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s good, but if this was the first time the kid heard about it it also means some parents are not teaching their kids about sex. This should not be only the school’s responsibility.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...whereas my nephew (10 at the time) found the topic intrigung and politely inquired with his parents if he could see it in practice. 🥴

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 7 year old son asked me a similar question. After explain the act to him (we have always been very open and honest about bodies and sex. If he asks, we answer) He was silent for a moment, and then looked at me and said "you said that adults can have sex for fun, does that mean you and dad have it for fun?" when i replied "yes" he then asked "well, why haven't I ever seen you do it" I then had to explain that it was a private, intimate act. LOL

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    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a child, I used to hold the sincere belief that my parents only had secks three times ever. Once to make me, another time to make my sister, and one more time in between when my mom had a miscarriage. I refused to acknowledge that it could be a recreational activity.

    Pride Bean️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children do usually think the concept of having sex is gross or strange to start of with.

    Joshua Rodrigues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, anything exposed to a person for the first time is somewhat werid so it's natural.

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skin wrestling was what my little sister called it after walking in on our parents.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, child, they (presumably) formed you via the act, so does that make you the product of two disgusting people? XD

    irissii (she/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then we're.....all products of two disgusting people??

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    Clarf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if it weren't for them being "disgusting," she wouldn't be here!

    JelliTate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always tell my children, “ you’re welcome” when they react this way. 😂

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    #6

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    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha 🤣, champagne shower time!

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would've loved to see that one.😂

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would’ve participated and try to catch that champagne spray with my mouth wide open

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    Highwaytozen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are worse things to be sprayed with. I've been told.

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully she also played the same music used during F1 podium celebrations

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embarrassing? That’s pure gold! 😆

    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was lucky that the customer who had ordered champagne actually owned a F1 team and hired her on the spot.

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    Maria Maria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pay quite a bit to have seen that

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    #7

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like high school teachers now. That would be a great school.

    mulk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not a "great" school, but a small one to which you must go barefoot

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    ynyrhydref56
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had such crushes on these guys. And tbf I still would say yes if any of them asked.

    Jayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not nearly enough food on that table to feed four hobbits!

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn, i'm old.... :D give me that plate Sean :D

    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw Dominic Monaghan and Peter Jackson at a cafe. Made eye contact with DM. Did not disturb them, though. I really wanted to tell them how much their work meant to me and also wanted to give them their privacy so 🤷‍♀️

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    #8

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    Heffalump
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bravo to him. Twice. First for limiting his use of instacrap, and secondly for actually finding something there that was of any value, which must be a first.

    Carole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk, personally I find the vast amount of pictures and videos of foxes, whales, turtles, and other sea creatures very valuable.

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I do is post (infrequent) photos of my pets and check out the Kitten Lady’s latest foster kittens. So I guess it’s just a cat/kitten photo/story delivery service for me XD

    Steve Eaton
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like kitties. unfortunately my wife does not......sigh. She likes dogs, as i do, but stull not interested in finding a pet.... sigh.

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    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s… that’s exactly what I use facebook for (each time muttering about why they don’t just put it on their website).

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kept wondering what the X was when it popped up on my phone....deleted it, found out it was Twitter...no regrets

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like a very smart man.

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent use of resources.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my wife only uses Instagram to send pictures of cute animals to our daughter. Literally all she does. Before we go to sleep she'll pull out her phone and show me all the puppies and kittens and baby goats.

    Lori w
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local coffee shop post their deals on their IG so I understand 😁

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i only use it to watch videos with funny birds

    Audrey Audrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Rachel of course that's why he has Instagram. Only for that.

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    #9

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    Spikey Bunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and she deserves every bit of it!

    Alewa
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    2 years ago

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    No. Nobody needs that much money.

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    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an 80s kid and I'd never heard that song before in my life until ST. Everyone acts like it was a huge hit. Never heard of it or her but good on her for making bank today for it!!!

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must have been living under a rock, I loved it then and love it now.

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    Nicole Weymann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky, too. For every story like hers (she took a risk doing it all herself) there are thousands of others where people just as talented worked just as hard and just didn't make it, sometimes even with the help of professionals.

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    Zoe Vokes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always loved Kate Bush. Growing up dad had lots of music CDs and she was my favourite. She sounded beautiful and quirky to me.

    Joshua Rodrigues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And AI nowadays... Pathetic 'composers' these days...

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying she's living off one song is - at least we know Shane watched Thinger Strangs. Kate Bush debut album was crammed with hits and epic songs, and she had more to her name just one song. Even after stopped touring she recorded and released great albums.

    KrazyChiMama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    80's kid and from the US...my friends and I loved this song we practically lived at our local record store so we got to hear all the new stuff as it was released. I think I still have the single 45 somewhere...i don't remember seeing cds back in 85 I don't think those were popular until 88-90.

    Nadine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because she's so ahead of her time.

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    #10

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And happy employees as they are allowed to sit down

    KB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a thing about America that I can't get my head round. I'm sure staff in other supermarkets would be more productive if allowed to sit while scanning. It works everywhere else

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    Michelle Cunningham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they'd only open 1 or 2 lanes and it'd still take hours to get through

    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true

    Stephen Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    err... but did you know they have to check bags now. ?

    Joke Vermote
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sitting is an American thing, here in Belgium they are allowed to sit down.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take all the Chik-Fil-A employees and put them in TSA. People would enjoy going through security. (Also, f*ck Chik-Fil-A as a business.)

    FakeOptimist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and used to a stressful/fast-paced environment. I know some people who used to work there in their teens because they thought it would look good on their resume. They were right.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still think they would need to have a "10 bags or less" lane

    Crissy Newbury
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or less. But no one would know where their luggage went…

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    #11

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no just give my groceries please 😭

    Charl Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, with added ADHD!

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm about to lose it @yahoo.com"

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me introduce you to the wonders of online shopping. No lines, no bra necessary, no purse to weigh down your shoulder and you set your own music, if any.

    Jon Steensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but an email adress is likely to be required?

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    Kristen Bagan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forced to do it? I believe that. "you must ask every customer for their email! Or else..."

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    Seedy Vine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't have an email address." That's gonna be my new response.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is this service, where you can just make up anything and following it with @lortemail.com, and it will create that email account which anybody can access. Works great when you need a burner-mail for a onetime use and you want to avoid them spamming your regular inbox.

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    SuperChicken
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, I'll give you my fake ones. I have a ton of them. Honest question here, why ask for an email address for a receipt?

    Billy Harrelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To save paper and send you the receipt electronically.

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    Alyssa Phillips
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with this completely..... However, grammatically I am cringing. And I'm not normally a stick in the mud about it.

    Parmeisan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't have any straws left for grammar

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    Crissy Newbury
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say you don’t have an email address.

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    #12

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    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooooh, I didn’t think about that……

    Cat Palmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago I put my cat in a cattery while I was having work done on my flat and paid through PayPal using my cat's name as the reference, as the cattery owner requested. My cat's name is Isis, after the goddess, and I had to explain this to PayPal to get my account unblocked as they thought I was supporting a terrorist group.

    Bamboozled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet that was a tad awkward. Awesome name for a cat though, cats are after all gods and goddesses

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    Harley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend wrote me a check once that said… Thanks for the BJ’s. For anyone who doesn’t know that’s a wholesale store. Obviously that’s what he meant to right?? RIGHT????

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was this car that was parked at my workplace and for some reason which (I have now forgotten) I needed to figure out who it belonged to. The licencen plate began with BJ followed by some letters and a bit naively, I thought I might have a chance by googling that, just as you can figure out who owns a certain phone number. A piece of advige, don't google things starting with BJ on your work PC. Likewise, if you are looking of a tube made from PolyOxyMetylene, abriviated to pom, dont' google pom tube.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Services rendered" It's either vague enough to pass or it's really dodgy

    Narelle Hussy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha i always put "latex bodysuit inc Gimpball"

    Theo Blackwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So putting down ‘Child Support’ when I have to send my wife money for the cats vet bills isn’t a good idea?

    Anon Yymi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never had to explain my bank any of my silly message transactions

    just cruising
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we used to add the title "protection money". The bank questioned that,indeed

    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In what country/universe a mortgage lender has access to the payment logs from a borrower?

    JK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever heard of "bank statements", you know those things you provide to money lenders to prove your financial status, those things that show who/what you pay and the payment reference

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    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse me, ma'am, can you please explain all these eggplant purchases?"

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    Black Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was Covid 16 or 17 he'd be all over it like a rash.

    Heffalump
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the other way round. Even Covid has standards.

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid has Prince Andrew. That's funny, thanks 🤣

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    Raven Sheridan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Covid has standards. It wouldn't go near him!

    Joshua Rodrigues
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idc, I will join some of the few people who are friends with COVID.

    JP Purves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not now, but a few years ago it would be very different.

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    Maria Maria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they spent $125 million on it. Would have been a waste.

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been cancelled. William would not be allowed to have his coronation before Charles was buried.

    Diana K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, but it's fun to dream about it.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being factual? No, they'd have to cancel. It's often said that the new King becomes so as soon as the old one dies but this is not true. They have to be 'proclaimed' King and this requires politicians including ex PMs to gather in order to do so. They now do this in every part of the kingdom although that part isn't required..

    Lady Vader
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Booked the room - that's hilarious 🤣

    Rita Frost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, apart from protocol and stuff, they’d have had another go at getting a half decent concert show together.

    Lorie Shewbridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's all paid for, everybody's gonna be there already…… 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Jonny Chevalier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would have to go with William.. It's what the monarchy does. unless..... they would continue with the Queen Camilla.. then when she passes it's William's turn..

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell our Alexa “thank you” on a regular basis. Just covering my äss for the inevitable robot uprising. She’ll remember.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine has already got attitude with me. At lunchtime yesterday, I asked Alexa to tell me what something meant. She finished it with, “Did that answer your question?”. I replied “No”. Her response? “Goodnight, talk to you tomorrow.”.

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    Rens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I want to pause my Audiobook, I wait for a break in the "conversation", it's rude to interrupt lol

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody should do that. Politeness costs nothing and is a good habit to aquire

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No finer woman on earth than your grandma

    Missy VanWinkle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When that robot demands I turn right in 400 feet, I usually mutter a kinda mad, "Yes ma'am!".

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manners cost nothing.

    Marci Rommal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use Siri on my phone quite a bit. I almost always say Please when I ask for something and Thank You when a task is completed. My DH literally just asked me the other day if I said Thank You to a Bot. Yeah, I did.

    Animal lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I would ask my kitchen Google speaker a question I would always preface it with OK Google Please....and then ask my question. I would get the answer along with "Thank you for asking so nicely"

    Dorothy Reiser
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I apologize to the chair I just bumped into.

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    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my sister was in 3rd grade, she wrote an essay on the colony of Virginia but throughout the entire thing, she misspelled Virginia as "Vagìna". So it read like "The colonists rejoiced when they landed in Vagìna." and "The crops were plentiful in Vagìna." The teacher called our mother that night, from home, CRYING with laughter 😂

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Masters, I work at a prestigious University, I am a grown man, I find this laugh out loud hilarious 😆 😂😆😂

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter told us her music teacher’s name was “Mr. Handsome” and I was like “wow, thats quite a name to live up to.” Turns out it’s Mr. Hanson.

    Matt Ronald Slater
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. BP didn't censor... The name of a certain body part.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They never do. You can say penis and vagina as much as you want. But if you want to talk about your friend W!lly or your last name is C0x? Forget about it! :)

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend whose surname is Dix, but when she is teaching she uses her mum's maiden name, Thompson because of course kids will find Dix hilarious.

    Charl Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter has mild hearing loss and during her school life so far she's told us about "Mrs Clippers" (Clifford) "Miss Register" (no idea) and my personal favourite "Mrs Bear Hairs" (Fairhurst).

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a kid at my work called Jamari, but most of the kids think it's Jumanjii!

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My child’s high school secretary’s name was Ms Titus , just imagine all the kids pronouncing it, I actually feel bad for her

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    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that case, Googleling Benedict Cumberbatch trying to say "pinguin" might also help alot 💞

    Marci Rommal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost peed myself laughing at this.

    Bonnie Alcorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is funny…at least the picture is. I am also allergic to bee and other insect stings, and it’s not so funny when it’s me.

    Viking74
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to call him Bendydick Cucumberpatch.

    Meh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I snort laughed at this and woke up my husband :0)

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    JB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As it replaces the word "Christ," it should be possessive - apostrophe s.

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how many f@#cks are given. Could be f@#ck’s sake or f@#cks’ sake

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    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was "for f**k's sake".

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is! After all it's for the sake of the f**k.

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    Mitchell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how many f@#cks are given. Could be f@#ck’s sake or f@#cks’ sake

    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief, don't forget the apostrophe!

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think neither "for fúcks sake" nor "for fúck sake" is correct, but "for fúck's sake". Also, BP, for fúck's sake, stop this bullshít censoring.

    MelZee
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    2 years ago

    I like your workarounds! 😀

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    Casey Payne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The psychological state of f**k is singular so I always use 'for f**k sake's' with the 's' at the end. It's a bit immature to individually count multiple f***s like peas on a dinner plate. My state of f**k is more like a dump dish or casserole with either all the f***s or no f***s given.

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always hear "F..k rightious" instead of" for crist sake"..

    Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never have before, but that's how I'll hear it from now on.

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    KB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very like that Victoria Wood newsreader sketch "We would like to apologise to viewers in the North. It must be awful for them"

    Paul Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family made billions selling the rare mineral 'Concrete' to Birmingham Council in the 60's and 70's

    Julie S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could upvote this more

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    steve g
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Birmingham. My friend from London says that there's a large sign over the motorway out of London that just says 'The North' "That's not a direction mate - it's a f***g warning!"

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES FINALLY !! I saw two of these signs on different visits, i took a picture because i thought it was hilarious, like a warning. THE NORTH. while the others are normally written cities. None of any of my UK friends thought it was funny. Glad im at least not the only person who noticed :-D

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    Pride Bean️‍
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give my deepest love and support to all those living in Birmingham lol

    RapidUnscheduledDisassembly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling this applies whether you live in the US or the UK. I know it definitely does for the US....

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read Ozzy's autobiography, and I think I understand what they're meaning here.......

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    F1 fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The classic dad response

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but we all know his little heart is melting <3

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    Diolla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad does NOT respond to anything I send him. Explained to him it would be nice to reply sometimes and he was like, "why? I've seen it and I have no questions". He's 85 and his communication si becoming more and more..uhm... efficient LOL

    Brooklyn Roffman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird,I lived in a typical 2 parent household, and yet my mom taught me all these things.

    Pride Bean️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro at least send a nice message back

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (shiver) Did the temperature suddenly drop or something?

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one needs to be higher up on the list.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something my Dad would say.

    Erica Cochrane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad doesn't even type answers now if he can help it. i can tell he's started using the autoreplies, because he would never choose to put a thumbs up in a response. but it's marginally less 'IDGAF' than his normal responses so i'll take it :P

    Michelle Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try setting your dad’s phone for voice to text. As I’ve gotten older, it’s harder for me to type in the letters or to see the keyboard so my son-in-law set this up in my settings, and it has made a huge difference for me.

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    Zephyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's someone who doesn't give a f**k

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked night shift and this would happen every once in a while - someone would accidentally sleep through most of their shift because they set their alarm for a.m., etc. We all understood, even though it sucked to pick up their work. Nights are hard.

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he says he 'slept in' maybe he didn't finish his sentence, he slept in another city, police cell, dumpster..

    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a grocery cashier, a fellow employee showed up two hours late for her shift. Later, I overheard her talking to someone on the phone. She was baffled why management was angry with her. "I *thought* I was only an hour late to work! Turned out I was actually two hours late! I don't know why they're mad, or why they wrote me up--at least I showed up!"

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a similar story from uni, a dude rocked up mid lecture (around 3pm) and when prompted by the professor as to why he was late, he just said he slept in. We just about died of laughter

    Jo Slatermill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once played an online game, was in a group, and someone wrote "AFK 8 hrs, school. pls don't kick me" and left.

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fellow time blind person, I feel that!!

    Socks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he turned up. I respect that

    Kris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like some good sleep

    Erica Cochrane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i remember telling a coworker years ago that i'd started sleeping pills from the doctor, and they said 'those can be dangerous. i know a guy once took one at 10pm, didn't wake up for 24 hours and missed his shift at HMV' i was like 'i dont know if the pill was responsible for that one...'

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a half-eaten Easter egg? They are either eaten, or waiting to be eaten.

    Michelle Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the poster is referred me to a regular size Cadbury egg, which can be a little bit too much at one time

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    Kobe (she)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the surface is the same. It now has half an outside and half an inside - if it is exactly in half. If is is eaten slightly less than half, the now-to-cover area is even bigger than before. Say you have eaten 1/4 . It now has 3/4 outside and 3/4 inside left. Makes a total of 6/4 ( 1,5) Easteregg to cover. Definitely not gonna fit...

    Kobe (she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edit : not exactly 1,5 egg - yet more than before. You'll get the thought :)

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    KJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy solution, eat the second half of the egg!

    Lady Kat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I’ve never NOT EATEN the other half so

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    Chris Clarke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't neee a science teacher. The half eaten egg actually has more surface area to cover.

    Paul Gerrard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a half eaten easter egg?

    Dimp1961
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds very similar a half drunk bottle of wine. Doesn't exist

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    JB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they use the same bowl to cut their hair?

    Desiree Meredith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how teens are-- if a look is "in," everyone must have it. It doesn't matter how dumb it actually looks.

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    Alyssa Phillips
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's helium in the balloon ...right?...right?!?

    Dirk Daring
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you want? "Oi mate, don't be a daft c*nt, issa bawbah shop, innit?" Say no more fam.

    Katey Doll
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that kid is the background doing hippy crack?! 😂

    Craig Boddys
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, hes just holding it for the teacher so she can take the selfie.

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    YetAnotherSarah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly thought this was just the same kid photoshopped over and over for a minute

    Bonnie Alcorn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking since they’ve all been in detention with her, perhaps the school they attend is some sort of juvenile rehabilitation center and that specific haircut is part of the uniform they must wear during school hours. It may be similar to when someone enters the military, one of the first things that they do to the new recruits is shave their hair off, right down to the skin. It’s my understanding that this is done to show the recruits that everyone is on the same level; no one is any better or lower than anyone else.

    Socks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All on best behaviour because "Miss" is here. Good lads, well done.

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    Passerby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, some fried chicken does taste good with lemon.

    Sweet Taurus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I remember them really having lemon juice packets. They were by the iced tea and soda machines. I'm pretty sure that was KFC.

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue packet with a yellow lemon wedge depicted on it, I remember these too

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    Undercover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously the chemicals tasted yummy 🤢

    Maudelin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lie. These wipes are never that wet.

    Nupraptor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some places really do have little lemon juice packets they give out. Hardee's does.

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wipes were lemon scented alcohol.

    Meredith Parker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's cleaner than we are on the inside.

    Gypsy Lee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've yet to acquire a KFC wipe with enough fluid to qualify as humid, never mind wet enough to wring out.

    Michelle Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wipes were fresh wipes, and they do not smell like lemon they have like a fresh scent. Can’t say what they taste like.

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    Lynn Stultz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad as f@#$ that it's brave. (And it is...) it should just be passing info.. like your age or sign.. people who vilify love SUCK!!

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    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    given the environment, it is even more than courageous, I wish him a good life

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Harsh environment" is a fabulously mild way of saying abusive and homophobic.

    Sarah Kienitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro rugby did this first and I respect the struggle that pro athletes face with such indoctrinated homophobia.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Football is homophobic, racist and sectarian and it's all considered acceptable 'banter' Long overdue culture changes..

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that it is needed to compliment him on the bravery to do that. In a perfect world this shouldn´t even be noteworthy.

    Pride Bean️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish him a beautiful life. It takes so much courage to come out to yourself let alone other people. Well done

    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gay, and now I know he's gay, but I still don't like football :(

    Cat Crazy Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like american football there's the Carl Nassib fella. Only one I can remember..

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    Superninjatiger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's not the only one, theres for example Antonio Hysén (previously Anton Hysén) that came out in 2011. I hope people within different sports will be encouraged by every single one who comes out to do the same.

    Cat Crazy Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking of him, me being Swedish and I can't say I know of many athletes in general ..

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    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    £22 an hour for a SURGEON???

    Jo Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, a basic salary for a NHS surgeon is anything between 52,530 - if they work 10 hours a day 5 days a week it comes up to around £20 ish

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    Poké Man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Residency salary. They're still in training.

    Amelia Jade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a phlebotomist. I'm trained to stick needles in people's veins and take their blood. My daughter has a higher salary as a bakery clerk, and my son makes more standing on the corner spinning a sign so drivers will know that houses are for sale up the street. They both deserve every penny, if not more. But it sucks that I make less doing something that required training, a national certification, and a state license. Not to mention that it's a job with risk for exposure to blood born pathogens, and there is liability involved should I mess up and stick a nerve or something.

    Michelle Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please add on benefits, sick, pay, vacation, pay, overtime, pay, weekend differential to your salary. You, in fact, earned a great deal more than your children who presumably will not go into your field. You know when you were training how much that investment would return in dollars and felt it was worth it.

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    Wintermute
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when the western world decided on who gets the most money did we all just write a bunch of random numbers on a board and throw darts?

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, when I worked for the courts in the US, I delivered a subpoena to a general practice doctor. He angrily informed me that appearing in court wasn't worth his time because he charges more than a thousand dollars an hour. I replied that if they heard that, the jury might let the defendant off and send him to prison instead.

    Lubica Acker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pay for NHS workers in the UK is a joke.

    Saint Tim the Godless
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From experience: the pay for government workers on both sides of the pond is complete s**t unless you're appointed by the crooks at the top.

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    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was thinking the same, barbers WERE the first surgeons, before it became a posh job --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_surgeon

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    Tboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it, where's the funny?

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the bitter sort of humor that people use to cope with the absurdities of life.

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    Courtney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before the US enacted the max 80 hr work week for residents, it was common for residents to make less than minimum wage. It’s better now but residents are not appropriately compensated for the work they do.

    Joe Bloe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incomplete information manipulation at it's best!!

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the fine is separated from the payment for gas, so now you have to pay for two things.

    Mark Bayliss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That went right over your head didn't it lol

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    Der Kommissar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I donate my shirts to Goodwill and pick them up the next day, washed and ironed, for 50 cents each

    Matt Ronald Slater
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you had to pay before you're able to get gas. At least where I live (Washington State, USA), you either pay ahead in the mini-mart by the station, or put your card in the machine before the pump is activated. If you pay in the mini-mart, you only get as much gas as you paid for before the pump stops. If you put your card in the machine, the pump will charge as it fills, and either stop (as in, stop filling AND charging) when the tank is full, or if the card maxed out.

    Fat Harry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are three ways to get petrol in the UK: 1. Pay at pump. You put your card in, enter your pin, and pump up to £100 worth of fuel. 2. Pay at kiosk. You pump your fuel and pay inside. 3. Night pay. You go to the counter (the kiosk/shop being shut because it's night time, with only 1 employee on) and tell them how much you want and pay for it. Then you pump.

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    honeyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here in the US we pay first if using cash... if using credit cards we swipe first... i went thru a phase of going inside to pay for my gas, coming out and driving away... several times in a row. i felt like i was being held up by these gas stations bc they wouldn't review the security footage to see i hadn't used the gas yet.

    Edurne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't be possible over here, you have to pay first or petrol won't come out of the pump :')

    Micky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oi, why be rude, let the man have his story....

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So you'll come and help me if I get in a pickle? That's a yes?"

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad has a very particular set of skills....

    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but my dad's particular set of skills was telling the same joke over and over again for 30 years

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    rullyman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taken is a fun film, but it perpetuates the myth of human trafficking happening through some shady organisation working internationally. Look up the stats- you're more likely to be pimped out by your own family member or boyfriend. I've travelled solo extensively as a single female and never ended up in danger. You are not going to get kidnapped by your taxi driver in PARIS.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then look at her after the movie and say, "Now do I seem like I can do any of that if you get in trouble?"

    Stephanie L Thesing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m always amused that I can tell the home country of someone who calls it “going on holiday”… ‘round these here parts we call it “taking a vacation” 🤭

    nancy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Broken Down Palace!!! That is the only movie I ever needed to see to prepare me for world travel!

    Whoopdeedoo
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    1 year ago

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    Strings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be honest: if someone did something to my GF's daughter while she was on vacation, that location would turn into a crater

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have access to nuclear bombs? 😱

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    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a film about a father taking care of his child

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    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trailer has to include thumper tying a bandana across Bambi's forehead a la Rambo. Since Bambi can't do it himself since he has hooves

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    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson did an SNL fake trailer of something similar, it's hilarious

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, yeah, I was just about to comment that!

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    Thom Serveaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL that some random celebrity named their baby Bambi Fury.

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    theres an snl sketch like that called new disney movie

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not, they make every other sequel to every other movie

    Crissy Newbury
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a porn star…

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a strippers name!

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    #30

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bees don't go for grass - and I can't see any wildflowers there. But I don't judge people on their gardens. Maybe she's got other priorities - not my business!

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    White Sauce Hot Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats like playing and sleeping in tall grass.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only od reason to cut grass is to feed animals. I'm very glad my city stopped obsessively mowing the grass, there are flowers and insects, less water evaporates, everyone's happy. When the grass is cut when it's warm and sunny, the rest of it dies and I don't think seeing yellowish, brownish lawns in the city is good for anyone.

    ---
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks boring, but it's still less boring than a field of short grass

    Socks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ughh your back yard is boring". Get with it @ '3 dashes'

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    JohnA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That grass is short. She's six inches tall. Height-shaming helps nobody.

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mowing grass for aesthetics is the WORST waste of resources and source of pollution in the "MODERN" world. don't let me hear you peach about "green" values while standing on your clipped lawn!

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amy Nickell Turner, mad as a box of frogs. Often on News programmes for her opinions of current affairs. Quite possibly some of the most Batsh#t crazy cr4p you will ever hear. She just says outrageous stuff to stay relevant. Oh yes.....In My Opinion, of course.

    Robert Beveridge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is THAT expression where Box of Frogs got their name? Been wondering where it came from for decades!

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a problem with the grass? They’re acting like it’s a bad thing

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    Ula Grzesiuk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    usually you are expected to bring the beverages first

    Isabella
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was checking on Google what means "yh". I wonder how much time or effort one is saving from writing "yh" instead of "yeah". 🤦‍♀️ I am afraid that soon I won't be able to read without google search for non-sense abbreviations.

    Jason Doakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no trays in this establishment?

    Magazine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dessert with cappuccino is illegal in Italy

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ALWAYS hated that. Like where/how did you want me to carry that? In my armpit or the crack of my a*s?

    Beth H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how people kinda defending Brian on here.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One saucer on the head the other between the teeth.

    Crissy Newbury
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever heard of a TRAY?

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    #32

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought this was referring to an actually pet bird like a parrot or something, and thought "wow the bird keepers have really lost it". But it turns out it's just me who has lost it

    Diana K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not just you; we may be on the "wrong side of the pond" for this one.

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    Anna Losonczy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bird bird bird, bird is the word. Maybe not in this context tho. :D

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Bird” and “hen” are slang terms from (I believe, forgive and correct if I am wrong) the UK. It means “woman”/gf(??) Hence “hen party” for “girls’ night out” or a bachelorette party.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you used 'ya' twice, I think of you as the coolest person that ever lived.

    Chronically Online Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But sometimes the board of directors can be quite right

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    Agfox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the US, from insurance.com: "[Regarding teens or seniors accident rates] Although both have a stereotypical reputation for being poor drivers, the statistics are clear. Teen drivers are far riskier on the road than are senior drivers. In fact, National Safety Council (NSC) statistics show that teens are overrepresented in car crashes, including fatal crashes

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why in Victoria, Australia, we have a probationary system when you get your licence. Four years with added restrictions before you can your full license. You have to have 0 blood alcohol, cannot use a mobile phone, and for your first year there are restrictions on how many passengers you can have, among other things.

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you turn 30 and reflect back on your 18yr old self driving, you’ll know why. Even if your not a hoon

    Darryl Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statistically yes, you are more of a danger.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    personal experience, 24 years of driving, (aouch...), witnessed many accidents. young : danger for themself, senior : danger for everybody else

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they are both driving poorly but the teen does it at high speed (and E = mV^2 /2, kinetic energy scales with square of speed).

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    El Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked in motor insurance in UK many years ago. Premiums decrease with age progressively from age 17 to 70, at which point they increase..

    Justin Thyme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn near 90 to 1 every fatality crash I've been on it's been teens over old folks

    Raumpfleger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you are! Especially your false assumption of being a good driver already with virtually no experience makes you prone to accidents.

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you are male, under 25, and not fully mentally finished, yet. Get married, the rates miraculously go down!

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. You're stalking elderly women.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seniors just don't drive as much, we done been there, we ain't goin back!

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    Amanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish love island didn't exist

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto, I have to put my tv on medication in case I accidentally watch any of it.

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    Jennifer Clayton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, like most porn and mainstream romcoms? The guy is a hairy, oily shmuck and the the woman is absolutely perfect looking. It's been done enough.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my fellow Americans, a “stone” is a measurement of weight equaling 14 lbs. (thank you to Richard Garriott and the Ultima computer game series for teaching me this when I was a wee lass!) So, 25 stone is 350 lbs.

    Mighty Toastress
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now for the rest of the world, how much kg is 1 stone?

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish it was more regular people instead of ‘influencers’, ‘business entrepreneurs’ etc promoting their c**p for fame and typecasting only ‘TV hot’ people. It would actually be interesting then.

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it should be people in their late thirties, early forties, who maybe want to go for a hike together, make a roast, do some crafting, learn knitting, that sort of thing. Then I’d watch it. I might even apply!

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    Julie moreau quilliou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL of the nightmarish concept of a Brexit tattoo

    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope what you described isn't a "normal bloke"!

    Aiden Brough
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to see the sterotypical view of a 1980's Northerner hasn't deminished with time... Amazed this person didn't chuck in 'thick, wearing a vest, a flat cap and whippet'...

    Raven Sheridan
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It ain't, "Love Island". It's Lust Island.

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    Charlie the Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had a 2 day weekend! Sunday is my only day off 😢

    Bumble
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change your job. Seriously, as a restaurant manager, my only day off was a Tuesday until I suddenly realised that it was my choice and I had other options. It took a while to find it but I now have a perfect life/work balance.

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    Shiva Ho
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned that in college when I had all my classes on Tuesday and Thursday and worked graveyard shift on Tuesday and Thursday nights! 4 days off in a row is living!

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those look smashing roasties definitely 11/10!

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, man! That looks fantastic.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. So its 4:30 am and now i want roasties.

    moon bug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmQ7gTsIVFe/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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    Juliette Deroulede
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mm... I found a website called Scottish Scran and their scones are 👌

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    Neil Dymond
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if you worked there, Anything Simple Doesn't Apply. Or the other version was Another sh1t Day Ahead.... Trust me after 28 years there both work

    JK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small reminder - most UK supermarkets now have free WiFi for customers: Lidl, Asda, and most Tesco's have it (I'm too poor for Sainsbury's or Waitrose so can't comment!)

    Mir Adwari
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to do a Sainsbury's and a Tesco order for various reasons (unfortunately), lots of things were cheaper in Sainsbury's

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    Kelley Baltierra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us are in the US but if it's anything like Walmart I always get bad cell reception there

    Bleau
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure did, An I'm selling Mars rocks.

    Ronnie Beaton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similarly, we're told that a spy satellite can read a newspaper headline from orbit. And yet street level CCTV can barely make out someone's face from six feet away.

    Dargonz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    signal is seven minutes there and 7 minutes back

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because they want you to use their wifi.

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those that don't know. During Covid lockdown in the UK you would get fined if you had gatherings of people other than the people you live with. Boris Johnson the then Prime Minister had a party & nothing was done about it.

    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same shite everywhere....

    Lori Sandoval
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably best to learn now that us regular folk are subject to different rules than the rich and famous.

    PattyK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean the kid’s birthday party was during the lockdown?

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the issue is the kid got punished for throwing the party whereas the PM (who also threw a party) wasn't punished. They BOTH should have been punished equally.

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    Allen Packard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rules for thee but not for me. Same here in the States.

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had The King of Maga-Lardo throwing em right & left

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention, PM party was paid by y'all.

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two wrongs don't make a right. Notice that Johnson was shortly later kicked out of office.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar news; tRump created a national revolt over denying the existence of Covid, yet was treated for Covid for free, while those who did everything to save themselves ended up with millions of dollars in medical bills because Rumpy's minions refused to be responsible.

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    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I make it to 60, we'll have either fixed everything and live in a eutopia, or society will have collapsed and the world will be a barren wasteland. Either way, that's my retirement plan.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. The depressing reality is that we'll still be living in a broken world with a broken society and believing that the world is about to end. Such is the way of humanity.

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    Bill Swallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still working full time at age 69...

    Carla Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last employer offered early retirement to people who had worked there long enough. I took it at 3/4 retirement. Best decision ever.

    ROSESARERED
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to work till I'm 68, 60 would be a dream...

    Crissy Newbury
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    60? You are lucky. My husband has to get to 67.

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband asked me how long I was planning to live, my response "I was kinda shooting for next Thursday".

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep saying I will retire when I am 150 y/o and not before. I have another 80 years to go.

    Lynette Vella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I planned on 59 but seriously, as a teacher, I couldn't make one more year.

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    Desiree Meredith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally drink drink Merlot, and pretend it's blood. It makes the experience feel more vampire-y.

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't people change into swimsuits when watching swimming tournaments? :P

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I did, but I was told it was 'inappropriate'. All I was doing was supporting my niece at her swimming gala! You're gonna have a go at a guy who stripped to his trunks to cheer on an 8-year-old girl?" There's your answer, and the problem.

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    Agfox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, tbf, I'd enjoy watching the Jurassic Park films while dressed in a dinosaur costume

    RickyT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because this could be the day coach calls them up to win the game.

    Living Example
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sop when the team wins he can say 'We won!".

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the men have their little joys. The majority of them are doing a great job, and in return they dont really ask for more than one room in the house and play time with his boys on the telly.

    Julie S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear a tutu whilst watching the ballet

    nancy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like wearing an apron to watch a cooking show.

    Juliette Deroulede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore WWII dog tags to watch a D-Day reenactment... 🤷

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    kybourbonpearls
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you guys across the pond have morons leading your government like us, eh?

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, well here in the US, a major political party is still considering as a presidential candidate someone who tried to falsify an election, fomented an insurrection, and has been arraigned, arrested, and booked on multiple criminal charges. Worse yet, there is a huge part of the population that worships him.

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the plus side, one of the eight non-orange GOP candidates accepts global warming is a fact.

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    Carlye Piparato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but that shows an ability to think.

    Cj Churchall-McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's so hard to take criticism of an elitist government seriously from someone who has benefitted from that elitist system.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of making that post on Twitter...

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually her hit list... hope you're not on it

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you get older. It's sad if you're the healthy one in the bunch. Every week my grandmother would tell me about all her friends and acquaintances who passed on. It's why it's important to make friends in different age groups.

    Francis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what else is she supposed to do?

    Julie S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have people in my phone who died years ago but for some reason I don't want to delete them.

    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This senior coworker (72f) tells me one time, she often scrolls the obituaries of her newspaper to see if she knew anyone that passed on

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working in social care, we’d all stand around in the office scanning the obituaries for any of our caseload as soon as the local paper came out!

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    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the last one standing win? That's mean, sorry everyone

    Socks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you have to keep a tally when you and your friends reach a certain time in life

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    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thst is just an "ew" realization.

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although google gives me a 6 year age gap between her and LD latest. Probably a different one from whoever he dated in Feb when the post was made. Ewww regardless.

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    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I’d like to live in a world where no one cares...

    Sarel Seerower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. I think young women can easily be groomed and manipulated by older men. Especially famous ones.

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stars of the HBO series "The Last of Us"; Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey.

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    Pride Bean️‍
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are just adults. As long as they are over 18 it's fine.

    Grammarly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can still be manipulated, especially since he's famous, rich, and powerful

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    MR
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Leo is 29 years older than his current girlfriend, 48 & 19. Hope she knows she has an expiration date (25). Basically, he is shallow, vain, doesn't love them, they are sex holes for his lust. He fears being vulnerable, that's his insecurity. It would be different if the woman was in her 30's or 40's. Seriously, how compatible can you possibly be with someone that young at his age? Well, if you are emotionally immature or desire control.....

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    NetworkMan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're on a British words journey today Mitch

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    Web Surfer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it’s even harder to work out if you don’t know that Chris Martin is a musician from the band Coldplay, who did a song called “Yellow”.

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where Aussies and Kiwis shine - we can, of course, understand Aussie, and we can translate Kiwi, British and American slang without missing a beat!

    Mi So
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians shine at it too! We grab our language from all those countries plus throw in some French for fun.

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame it wasn't 'Paradise'

    StarlightPanda!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of you people are just rude. Learn to treat others with kindness. 😑

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what he does now that he doesn’t rule the world

    BPisaddictive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, gaff or house or whatever... Why OP is mad at him for painting it yellow? Hadn't agreed before about the colo(u)r? Or is this a joke I (italian) don't understand?

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    les
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we need to start selling paisley technical college hoodies at harvard

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Miskatonic University Arkham Massachusetts hoodie, wanted to go study there but didn’t get accepted. >.>

    JohnA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a trick. Missouri folk voted for Trump in the 2016 and 2020 presidential elections. So, by definition they couldn't round up enough sentients to justify having a university in that state.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly, that’s for the tourists from the US to buy

    Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait....you think tourists are going to Primark? XD

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    tuzdayschild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a suggestion, leave them to it and buy a hoodie from somewhere else.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me anything other than University of American Samoa Law School is worn inside out.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kmart etc does the same in Australia. I've always thought it was weird.

    Claire Bailey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I don't think a UTAS hoody would sell so well.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's going to be online only from 2025

    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What??? I'm Aussie, but like, half our shows are CBBC. And like how is that fair? What the actual heck?

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    Pride Bean️‍
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just completely wrong. CBCC was everyone's childhood. We also can't share passwords on Netflix. What's next?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always find it interesting talking to people who watched pay tv as opposed to free to air stations (or even commercial vs non-commercial) as kids. We never saw SpongeBob, powerpuff girls etc, instead it was things like Eugine Sandler PI, Good for You and Round the Twist.

    Erica Cochrane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i still miss SMTV live on ITV. it was the best.

    Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know any Sky but CBBC is so much better thann Disney for small kids.

    Craig Boddys
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    2 years ago (edited)

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    To be honest, we need to keep children and the BBC as far away from each other as possible, if history is anything to go by.

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CBBC isn't news though, it's all kids shows and cartoons. Basically their version of the Disney channel.

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    Dave Van Beurden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can they report on the pork markets though?

    Crissy Newbury
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there was Huw Edwards who was specifically requested by Herself to cover her funeral.

    Cj Churchall-McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all rules put on by New Labour and the Current tories

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The UK lost all its nature in the 17th century.

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    Nightshade1972
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US to UK transplant here. Yeah, Primark is a lot like Ross or Target.

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    Maggie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he can do Primark he can do anything. Brave man.

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said that to my 8 year old in Kohl's (clothing store) the other day. Literally told him he was doing a good job waiting and only giving a few exasperated sighs

    Castles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally avoid Primark in Carlisle England it is so hot in there! Always feel faint

    nancy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Primark like a Walmart? Or a Costco? Or is it a grocery store?

    Adam S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=what+is+primark

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    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the semi-final. In the final they meet Saturn V Rocket.

    Strings
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate your thought process, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter

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    HolyDiver
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear Costner vs. Costner may be giving them competition.

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My money don't jingle jingle, it don't exist

    Katey Doll
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    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure he'd look like a skeleton.. and that's if he's lucky.

    Lydsylou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagined him to look more like a skeleton today given how old he is

    kissmychakram
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my Uncle Bruce (30 years ago)

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the same as his painting...

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog is a Capricorn. I don’t ascribe to astrology as truth but it’s HILARIOUS to read out his horoscope and “interpret” it into a dog’s life XD

    Thenatural
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barley see them? Does that mean you see them on a wheat to wheat basis?

    Living Example
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a rye sense of humor. I'd say more but I'm afraid I'll go too farro and get bulger. Don't want to offend anyone.

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    Francis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see my work friends more than i see my "real" friends...

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True...but not by choice I'd imagine.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always a smart move to eat something while drinking. Helps you recover faster and reduces risk of hangovers. Drinking on an empty stomach = asking for trouble.

    T.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But cheap trouble - a student's intoxication.

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    Linda Csapo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain, please?

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy is on his stag do as he is about to get married. He is wearing a Just Stop Oil T-Shirt. Just Stop Oil are a protest group who have been pissing everyone off recently.

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    Becci
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wins all stag dos!!!

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    KB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Brit this also looks fine

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    Craig Boddys
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too right she doesnt! Definitely needs more bacon

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    Amanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since then, we had the Corrienaish

    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us Brits and our abbreviations. 🤣

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    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She does look a little like a female SM tbf

    afia kooma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a little fooled, i must admit.

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    Joanna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would seriously upset me BIG TIME

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? The fridge is where Lurpak is supposed to go, isn't it?

    Mila Preradović
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually no, I keep a chunk of my butter on the counter, it is always soft and spreadable, and can last up to 10 days, maybe even more, but I finish it off in that time😁 in summer a bit shorter though, but you can count on a week at least.

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    Annita Stephanou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We keep butter in the fridge, because it can get really warm here, Toast is warm, so butter melts easily.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's not the right tin for sewing gear.

    Jill Rhodry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the reminder - I need to buy a deeper blue Danish butter cookie tin - have to use a rubber band to keep all the sewing gear in atm - need to get a bigger one this Christmas!

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    Sue User
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, we can only get cardboard boxes. Bo more tins. 😔

    afia kooma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And obviously ugly children 😆😂😂

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give you clue, it's same number as the bus from Victoria to North Finchley...

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German audiences at concerts just stand there motionless until it's time to clap after the songs. The Portuguese go wild because they're thankful that bands don't just play in Spain as their western Europe limit.

    KB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ONE MORE STEP ALONG THE WORLD I GO!"

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    Charlie the Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Scouse (or Scouser) is somebody from Liverpool.

    StPaul9
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never touched a pint in her life.

    Craig Boddys
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats because alcohol kills braincells, and theres no way on earth she's gonna be able to understand the concept of negative numbers.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gino is a legend, here is a video where he briefly talks about his grandma: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc

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    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her lips always remind me of Francine from American Dad.

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    ScarletRos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could ring up, and the robot voice would say “your account has a balance of” but then because you were hungover you thought it was saying “you’re a c*nt”.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was first self-sufficient the last three days of the month we were skint, so at 1am on payday we'd run to the autobank, draw out some cash, go to the burger place next door and eat. They got so used to it they'd let us eat for free that day. I will always be grateful.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just impressed they have that much money left! Now, my bank just sends me a text saying you’re using your overdraft.

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay - food doesn't just suddenly become rotten and full of maggots at the exact moment its expiration date arrives.

    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it’s my last time here, made chicken last night with bbq sauce that expired 2021, then had peanut butter and jelly (jelly also expired same year) 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's best before which means it's a guideline!

    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be nice if it was "best" on Valentine's Day not the day before.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morrisons recognises that like at Easter, some of us are greedy pigs and will be being second and third lots..

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were anything like the PE teachers I had, geography lessons would consist entirely of getting felt up.

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian here. Lived for a year in London. I can't imagine how anyone could put the words "UK" and "heat wave" into the same sentence.

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had temps going up to 40 in July. I'd say that counts.

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to put things into context, because I know a lot of people that think UK heat waves are not that hot; I mean 25 degrees isn't particularly hot... is it??? A fairly good, less than 10 min video I've seen is by an Aussie, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMqkuAb-HYg

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ream of paper jumped from $3.50 to $8.50 overnight here.

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a massive jump too, because there are no paper mills in the country any more

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll want the London in South Africa then.

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep on thinking of literal birds. I haye this slang and I don't understand y

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, too and I'm a man. I don't need to prove that I have testosterone.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go on the lads holiday to benidorm and I'll go keep your 'bird' company.

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    Katey Doll
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can attest to that! Being tomb stoned by my older brother 😂

    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor younger siblings, I did a clothesline on my lil brother as he was running back from the kitchen to watch his cartoons , yep it’s not fake

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast you got an until, thats more than most of us youngens

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    Seonag Udell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always seems like a good idea at the time.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you're an alcoholic.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack is the man that it's okay for hetero men to fancy.

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    Sandella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey for some every penny counts

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    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah IT should never ask for the password.

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    scran being slang for food in the UK, as a verb it means to eat

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like... a Chicken a day, for what... 27? 28? years...