50 Best Unapologetic Jokes From “Made In Poor Taste” IG Page

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I had a thoroughbred mare who laid like this all the time in her box and outside. She even snored. She was lent out to a young rider, and I warned her about it. She got many calls that she was sick/dead! She went on to compete at national level eventing and was the most relaxed, intelligent horse I've met. Died at 27 while doing what she loved most; trail riding. ❤️

It's all fun and laughter when they make the 'jokes' but if the women joke back it's suddenly no longer funny

2094, obviously.

It's an acquired taste

Haha 🤣, champagne shower time!

They look like high school teachers now. That would be a great school.

Bravo to him. Twice. First for limiting his use of instacrap, and secondly for actually finding something there that was of any value, which must be a first.

and she deserves every bit of it!

And happy employees as they are allowed to sit down

No no no just give my groceries please 😭

Ooooooh, I didn’t think about that……

If it was Covid 16 or 17 he'd be all over it like a rash.

Interesting question.

I tell our Alexa “thank you” on a regular basis. Just covering my äss for the inevitable robot uprising. She’ll remember.

Mister Peniss

In that case, Googleling Benedict Cumberbatch trying to say "pinguin" might also help alot 💞

As it replaces the word "Christ," it should be possessive - apostrophe s.

Very like that Victoria Wood newsreader sketch "We would like to apologise to viewers in the North. It must be awful for them"

The classic dad response

That's someone who doesn't give a f**k

Sorcery. That's why

Did they use the same bowl to cut their hair?

To be fair, some fried chicken does taste good with lemon.

Respect🙏🙏🙏

£22 an hour for a SURGEON???

I believe the fine is separated from the payment for gas, so now you have to pay for two things.

"So you'll come and help me if I get in a pickle? That's a yes?"

I'd watch that

Saving the bees!!!

usually you are expected to bring the beverages first

At first I thought this was referring to an actually pet bird like a parrot or something, and thought "wow the bird keepers have really lost it". But it turns out it's just me who has lost it

For the US, from insurance.com: "[Regarding teens or seniors accident rates] Although both have a stereotypical reputation for being poor drivers, the statistics are clear. Teen drivers are far riskier on the road than are senior drivers. In fact, National Safety Council (NSC) statistics show that teens are overrepresented in car crashes, including fatal crashes

Or even worse... me!!

I wish I had a 2 day weekend! Sunday is my only day off 😢

8/8 roasted potatoes.

Asda?

For those that don't know. During Covid lockdown in the UK you would get fined if you had gatherings of people other than the people you live with. Boris Johnson the then Prime Minister had a party & nothing was done about it.

Before I make it to 60, we'll have either fixed everything and live in a eutopia, or society will have collapsed and the world will be a barren wasteland. Either way, that's my retirement plan.

Maybe you should give it a try?

So, you guys across the pond have morons leading your government like us, eh?

The way she was so casual about it...

Thst is just an "ew" realization.

Gaff?

we need to start selling paisley technical college hoodies at harvard

It's going to be online only from 2025

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can they report on the pork markets though?

Is this like Ross?

In the semi-final. In the final they meet Saturn V Rocket.

My money don't jingle jingle, it don't exist

Pretty sure he'd look like a skeleton.. and that's if he's lucky.

My dog is a Capricorn. I don’t ascribe to astrology as truth but it’s HILARIOUS to read out his horoscope and “interpret” it into a dog’s life XD

Always a smart move to eat something while drinking. Helps you recover faster and reduces risk of hangovers. Drinking on an empty stomach = asking for trouble.

Can someone explain, please?

As a Dane, this looks just fine

Since then, we had the Corrienaish

Smart.

Made me snort!

This would seriously upset me BIG TIME

Well it's not the right tin for sewing gear.

Even I remember it's 13

What song is that?

German audiences at concerts just stand there motionless until it's time to clap after the songs. The Portuguese go wild because they're thankful that bands don't just play in Spain as their western Europe limit.

A Scouse (or Scouser) is somebody from Liverpool.