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I believe that everyone has dreamed about being a millionaire and all the crazy things that they would do. Even when I was in a primary school, my teacher asked us to write an essay "If I was a millionaire, I would..." !

My name is Nixon Siow and I'm a webcomic artist. I post comics frequently on Facebook and Instagram. I've published a few comic books in Malaysia, too!

After watching a comedy movie called "Crazy Rich Asians", I was inspired to create a new comic series about a rich guy. I didn't spend a lot of time on the character design as I was following my intuition.

Looking at financier Jho Low, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and famous "Gangnam style" star Psy, you can see how rich they are and the crazy life they live. 

But let's not talk about that right now and let's read the comics below. I hope you enjoy it. Cheers!

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#1

Take That!

Take That!

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Bob Beltcher
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes!!! To all the jacked up trucks here in Texas. We know you have confidence issues. Spending 70k on a truck will not solve it.

BusLady
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You messed with the wrong person, buddy.

Nick P
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I so wish to do this....

CHLOE JOHNSON
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the look on the last guys face says KILL MEH PLZ

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    #2

    Passersby Are Annoying Sometimes

    Passersby Are Annoying Sometimes

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    Last Hurrah
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he can post it on Myspace.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You kids and your MySpace. My generation had Friendster and it was just fine.

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    Xiaolaohu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just don't take pictures for hours in a public park. My pet peeve, the groups who take pictures every ten feet at family attractions.

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fight impoliteness with intolerance!

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Picture takers should have 5 seconds to take that pic or get photobombed for monopolizing the spot.

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    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commenters are blaming the rich guy for taking forever, when in reality it only takes 2 nanoseconds for an oblivious person to blunder into the frame, and the picture taker and subject have to WAIT forever for them to clear out. On family trips, I would take the "interference" role so my husband could get a photo of the kids.

    Just another bot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try my best to wait 2 secs or go around the photographer and just love it when other people do the same for me :)

    CHLOE JOHNSON
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine that you`re walking down the street and POW you died because you were 5 inches away from there

    #3

    My Balance And His Balance

    My Balance And His Balance

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    Nervous Chaos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate to the first character...

    Paul LJ Catlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I see - it isn't 00, that's the infinity symbol!

    Scrooge McCock
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how he just smiles. He could've bought a sports car.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say the same! Grew up in Malaysia and love the country

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help the poor broke guy out. Deposit some money in his account.

    #4

    Why Save Money If You Are Rich?

    Why Save Money If You Are Rich?

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, a bloody Starbucks frappucino in a plastic bucket is nowhere near premium. If you own that house and have the extra money, you will hire a barista.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly why it's "nonsense" to him. ^_- He was in the mood for a cheap sweet thing, so he ordered a Starbucks coffee because that's the cheap sweet thing to him.

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    ThatRandomMofo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starbucks is literally the most b******t thing popular right now. For $20, you can get pisswater weak coffee mixed in rat s**t

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Infinity pool on a cantilever balcony? Got to be pretty rich to pay for that structural engineering :O

    N S
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only Americans would consider Starbucks "premium", it is actually just sugary ...well, you know what.

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    #5

    How To Shorten The Conversation With Telemarketer

    How To Shorten The Conversation With Telemarketer

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    diane a
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love being able to shut up telemarketers - always politely, as they are just doing their jobs.

    Sammiche
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless you for being polite! In my 30 days as a telemarketer, I had four lawsuit threats and countless abuse. Everyone else on my team had similarly horrible experiences. I was the oldest on the team, by the way: Just barely 20 years old. Most of the others were in high school.

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    Ava Doyle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long read but worth it!!!!!! Good things to say: Is it done? Ok where are the bodies? If its a carpet cleaner: Hmmmm interesting can you get rid of (insert any type) blood? Say ok just a minute! (often they cant hang up so just chill, take a shower, whatever! If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . "

    kristy sickles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My eyelashes are sore" lmao that's hilarious 8)

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    Ирина Чумак
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading the caption I thought he would just buy everything they offer at the first second, just to cut the conversation short

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually dont ever shorten the conversation with a telemarketer - chat to them about anything - quite illuminating

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but then you worry if the talemarketer will get in trouble for discusing non work things

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    diane a
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whever i do speak to a telemarketer - I always take the time to ask where they are from,although many times it is obvious - I take a few seconds to ask about the weather where they are and their family - makes a huge difference - if I am being called by someome who knows my name, adress and quite abit about me I like to know a bit about them - in a nice way

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Enyua - get a new profile- get it away from potenial jobs. personal private stuff does NOT have be connected with work. Change your name. I have had this name for 10 years - anonymous name unless i chose to tell them not a single work person or anyone official knows who I am on social media - or my real name. I do not share my location - other half a country/ish. Believe me - be careful with your social media. No-one had tracked me down on this name unless I have chossen to tell them

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    Julia Christina Eneroth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish society viewed telemarketing more like it views sex work. If you are unemployed you don't lose your benefits because you refuse to take a job a a brothel. Same should apply for telemarketing.

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    #6

    You Can Take My Money, But Can't Say I'm Wrong

    You Can Take My Money, But Can't Say I'm Wrong

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG this is exactly the attitude a local business owner used to take until the day he passed away. This guy was so rich, he would park in downtown anywhere he wanted and then on his way into the office he would hand his secretary a stack of parking tickets and say "Take care of this".

    Coco
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS sums all what's wrong with rich people.

    Mainza Munsanje
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this! This is GOLD! 😂Z😂😂

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when other rich people want to park there and can afford the tickets too?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a hell of a parking fine! Lol

    João Ferreira
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but reserved... to whom?

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    #7

    Pay To Win

    Pay To Win

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay-to-win. Gaming of the modern age.

    Enuya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it (this situation, not your comic, ofc). I play few online games but I am no match for "pro-accounts" because I do not want to spend real money for better weapons and other bonuses. While I still enjoy online gaming, sometimes I find it sad that my experience and skills as a player have less importance than some rich kid's fancy gadgets.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time it irritates you, remember the time/effort/resources that go into these games and how someone has to pay for them and it's not you so you're actually getting a pretty good deal.

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    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate games like these. I miss the old computer game days where the game had to be good and provide at least 30 hours of game play. Now it's all free downloads with click bait.

    Johan Maebe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with people who can effort a premium ticket in an amusement park to pass the cue and go on attractions without waiting or standing in line. Good for them, but frustrating for the others whom has to wait for more than 1/2 h for a 5 minutes ride

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reality as a gamer. This c**p was initially just in free-to-play games, but now it's seeped into big titles that you've already paid a lot for.

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    #8

    No Parking Space? No Problem!

    No Parking Space? No Problem!

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been "invented" by Gyro Gearloose about 25 years ago. He ended in hospital, though. Anyone remember?

    Mick Fowler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember Gyro's car which ran on static electricity from petting a cat. Hadn't thought of it in more than 50 years!

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, actually, looks like a doable idea. I know that I've no basic knowledge about car mechanic and I will be downvoted, but now I am wondering why nobody invented this before...

    Kar D
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he parked on Mr Bean's car?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can the little yellow car get out? I was thinking that he was just going to leave his car blocking in all those other cars, and not caring.

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    #9

    Keep The Change

    Keep The Change

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong… people with that much money are extremely cheap too… they Don't let the change. they kept it for themselves

    Natasha Forchione
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely true!! All the people that i know that are "well off" are extremely cheap people. That's why they have money.

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    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My former boss is super rich but she still shops at Dollar Tree. She didn't have money when she started out, so I bet she'll always be thrifty.

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's smart cos she knows money is just temporary and at any time she could wind up back where she started. It's a lot harder to fall when you're not used to being at the bottom.

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    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My poorest friends are the most generous (myself included lol)

    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My (ex)boss would not let me take a day off to attend a wedding. He is a multi millionaire with over 5000 employees. He said he didn't get rich by being generous". Didn't stop him from being a total douche tho. (I quit btw).

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the bitterness and envy in these comments is intense. Jealousy is a b***h.

    Nick P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The richer you are, more cheaper you become..

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a rich guy that always tip everybody in the hotel , but never the clean lady. I always felt extremely annoyed by this behavior. Must have something to do with"love people kissing my butt".

    CatLuvsFud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep the change...And keep the bag 🤣

    Kamryn McNamara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only I ever met a rich person who was so humble and kind and not just for show or popularity, just in case someone was watching

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to be able to do that

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    #10

    Don't Mess With Crazy Rich Guy

    Don't Mess With Crazy Rich Guy

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiter, there's a fly in my tea.

    Nathaniel Bong
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reference isn't only from that movie. It's a famous concept. Still.... I'll give you an upvote.

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    -
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in africa, and spend half my time picking flies out of my water and then just drinking the water anyway.

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    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dead, not big suprise.

    Donna Cheung
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more surprised at how the chopsticks alone didn't kill the fly, and he needed to dip it in the tea to drown it.

    Carlos Alex Chin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Killing with the chopsticks would be a fast death, drowning in hot tea is more painful. This is kind of a mafia death. The smiles in the end says it all.

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    Micah Patchen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hire an assassin for flies if I were rich too!!! SOOOO on point!

    WaffleFryLife
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that waiter somehow resembles one punch man, although i don't really know why

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    #11

    Just Wanna Redeem A Gift

    Just Wanna Redeem A Gift

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truth about moest loyalty program. The conversion, in money, is usually 0.1% or less. Almost never worth it! The probably only exception are airlines miles, and then only if spent on flights and upgrades, never on other products.

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're worth it if you pay your card off every month. If you can actually afford it lol.

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    nanashi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol Samseng (fyi it means the mafia in Bahasa)

    Annie Hu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh, true love isn't bought with money

    OOF
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the bottom phone :D

    Scrooge McCock
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money can't buy love, but can buy the things she loves

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the irony with any rewards or cash back program: your paying for it in the original purchase.

    Moezarella
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Samseng brand 😂😂 samseng means 'thug' in malaysian

    Douglas Peterson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True love created by a credit card.

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    #12

    Reload Cash Card Like A Boss

    Reload Cash Card Like A Boss

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain this one?

    Nathaniel Bong
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not her bill, it shows the card balance of the rich guy. At the toll booth, there is screen that shows you how much the toll is and how much balance your TnG card has. You can spy on the card information of the car in Front of you;that is what the lady/guy is doing.

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    nanashi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually saw once someone in front of me with a RM1K balance. I made the same noise as well.

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an UBER driver with RM1400+ balance in his card. I said what? Why are you driving UBER? Oh just for fun. In fact I have another card with similar amount in the other car. FML.

    A.H.W 768
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should have been: NANIII?!?!?!

    ViolinLover
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been fun if he reloaded exactly 5002.10

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