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Sometimes all we need is a good laugh for our day to become better. But what to do when simple everyday memes just don't tickle your ribs? Well, you turn to something a little more extreme. 

Like today's memes that were collected from this Facebook page called "Wrong Memes." And, well, what we can say is that while these memes are so wrong, we just can't stop laughing at them. 

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lonely miso
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

…what are they talking about? These are obviously identical twins!

Alex Smith
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Twins!! They even have beautiful smiles.

Rosie!
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't tell them apart!

Ryan Mercer
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, they do share a lot of features, right? Same cleft chin. Same flared flattened nose. Very similar eyebrows. Neither has an upper lip. One's cheek bones are a little higher. One's forehead is a little rounder. One's ear appear larger and have lobes. One has a parent that's into simple t-shirts and sports. The other is into button downs, but doesn't have the time to iron them. They both have the melanin molecule in their skin, though one clearly suffers from a melanin deficiency. These two have tons in common. Most of all their smile.

Jesha
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also the shape and size and positioning of their eyes and the way they wrinkle when they smile.

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Chickie
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't we all wish this type of innocence lasted a lifetime?

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    PE is me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most sensational inspirational celebrational muppetational

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    Adam Zad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 It's time to start the music! It's time to light the lights! It's time to get things started... 🎶

    Skim Beebles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pay real money to hire Statler and Waldorf to heckle the meetings I have to endure.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real, and in a good number of other situations...

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    Karen Krause
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, but the Muppets were more entertaining.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear this picture

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually my husband has an option to do stuff like this. It's really funny.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the whole nation is watching me in those meetings like the muppets.

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    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some Wile E Coyote s**t. I'll bet he's heading straight for a tunnel painted on a wall.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minimal carbon treadprint.

    Skywitness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think of Thor from the BC comic strip.

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like mine except my tire would be flat

    Duuuuuuude
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was driving 40 mph one morning and got passed by one of these. Guy must have had some tunes going in his helmet cause he was gettin jiggy wit it, too.

    Jcusack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NH - LIVE FREE OR DIE!!!! (18+)

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    “Wrong Memes” is a Facebook page that shares various dark and sometimes even unsettling memes. The page was created back in January of 2022. Currently, it has over 5K likes and nearly 9K followers. 

    So, since the page’s owners decided to go the dark humor route, did you know that this type of humor, which, frankly, is not for everyone, has quite a lot of different names? Besides our mentioned one, black humor/comedy or dark comedy are the most common ones. Then it can also be called morbid humor and gallows humor, which is a little less heard, at least in our experience.

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    Basically, dark humor is a comedy style that makes fun of things that usually are considered to be taboo or even painful to discuss. 

    The first time black humor was noticed was in a 1965 mass-market paperback titled Black Humor edited by Bruce Jay Friedman. It was one of the first American anthologies meant to analyze black humor as a literary genre.

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    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arizona Ice Tea Copied this house and tree

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solving the housing crisis 99¢ at a time

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it reasonably priced? At market value? Instead of adjusted for future inflation? Then yes!

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does it taste as good? - Who here doesn't know someone who would go lick it upon hearing the question? (I can think of 3 right off)

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    TheOddPotater (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait…what if the tombstone was a LIVING TOMBSTONE??? 🎶 i dunno what i was thinking, leaving my child behind… 🎶 SORRY I COULD’T NOT 😪

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. At least in my part of the world when someone dies it's not unusual for a spot in the cemetery to be reserved beside him or her for the spouse, and there is a single large tombstone for both graves. Both names are put on it right away, along with the date of birth of both, and the date of death for the one that has died. The date of the surviving spouse's death is added when it happens.

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy needs a hug and I need a therapist

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghost me would be amused to have a tombstone that screams anything. /J

    Faye Drewit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, for the peoples i know, its a pile of ashes in the closet...that was a rough day, yall make sure to not store people in your closet alr??

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at memes on the web

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    Zaphod
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of my favorite joke for nurses.**A nurse is working her shift and sees a rectal thermometer in her pocket.**She says to herself, "Oh sh*t! Some a*shole has my favorite pen"

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed too hard at this one; woke the dog.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am literaly crying and laughing out loud :D and it's 00:30am right now.

    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah we're fücked while that planet is in retrograde." "Which planet is that?" "Earth."

    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful out there, I heard there's mercury in Gatorade.

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    Pop culture is no stranger to portraying dark comedy, for example, in TV shows. In fact, there are quite a few that are based on black comedy. For example, the animated sitcom South Park, which, since its release, has already established its legacy with some controversies along the way, such as being banned in China.

    Other dark comedy shows include such titles as It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Fleabag and Russian Doll.

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    Mona Stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All babies look like Woody Harrelson when they’re happy, and Winston Churchill when they’re grumpy.

    That tiny x on the pop up add
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong question, why does Woody Harreslon look like your baby?

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheer up. Could be Woody Allen instead.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one will believe me, but she'll grow out of it and into the spitting image of you or your husband's relatives.

    Mindy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz he's a big baby? :)

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    Kyle S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that this owner was arrested for training this dog to drop the block on anyone who rang his doorbell.

    Cubone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so bad for his teeth. They'll be nubbed down when he's older

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sired a litter of puppies who throw chips off the old block.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and ppl wonder why these dogs get banned, wrong owner and you got a murder dog ppl can't fight off

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    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why he moved to the US.

    CatLady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're ok with that. We don't miss him.

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    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worse now. It's his dad's!

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brit here, living in L.A. I'm glad he abandoned that horrible institution for the woman he loved.

    RosenCranzLives
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no way a Canuck - and I'm one - would use a Twenty to stuff a thong. We're not that fancy.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the Canadian dollar notes are colourful... Not just all green like their southerly neighbours' money.

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the same in the US; Jefferson and Franklin sticking out from between the cheeks is very on-brand for them.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure it gets any better that pretty soon it will be his dad's face. -- https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/king-charles-banknotes

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction. Now, his father's face.....

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought of that cringe

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    Dark comedy should not be confused with blue comedy (or ribaldry). Blue comedy is a genre that jokes about risqué and profane topics, usually related to sex and filled with a bunch of curse words. It often seeks to shock and offend the public.

    On the other hand, there is clean comedy that tries to stay away from certain risqué topics or use euphemisms instead of addressing the topic straightforwardly. To each their own, right?

    What is your favorite type of comedy? Are you more fond of dark or even risqué jokes, or you are attracted to so-called clean comedy? Share with us in the comments! 

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gave the Gettysburg Address if I'm not mistaken.

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getty Images would still be a better president than Donald Trump.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dig up George Washington, and right now, still a better president

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    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when we still used physical books and the even answers were in the back, I had students answer, 'Answers May Vary' on questions.

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FACT: A total of 14 men held the title of "president" before George Washington.

    Disgruntled Pelican
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were previous presidents, but not of the United States of America. Things like The Continental Congress are not the same.

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    Marla Singer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid was looking right at it and couldn't draw an "a"

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the first president who was commonly referred to as 'Getty Imeges'

    Isa's left eye
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't upper right corner have the answer though?

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    Maryland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minnie after another long day at the office

    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo pretty much sums up Disney, in my opinion.

    Василена Тодорова
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel.sad for this person tbh.. I bet this is not a pleasant job to have..

    Mouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not judge Minnie Mouse's pronoun choices

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an awfully big Minnie.

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    Illicit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel answers like a Carrot, Cucumber, Eggplant, etc. all make this so much more awkward.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought the tv was playing A Fridge Too Far.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your fork, need not take you don't.

    Tiddlez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the refrigerator's down."

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    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends. The sloth itself can't be faster/more productive due to its slothy self

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    Greg Baughman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ever put the plug in the shower then sit down and pretend you're on a leaking submarine?

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to pretend I'm a sea anemone

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    FranklySpeaking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Petty. The ex is better off without him. I bet she's laughing all the way to the bank.

    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Never been happier!! I love my wife!!" complete with double exclamation marks, screams "Still bitter about the divorce and alimony." Getting special cheques says petty and passive aggressive, as well as bitter. "Over you and happy" is setting up an automatic payment, and not giving your ex space in your head.

    Full Name
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emotional immaturity at it's finest, folks

    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex wife has never been happier that alimony was contracted to be direct deposit, lol.

    Ben
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she married him for something other then his good looks. Always think that when I see this.

    Casey Smith
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    1 year ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Casey Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they didn’t announce my comment was deleted, I just wanted to edit my typo 🙂

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    OneHappyPuppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that absolutely hates those "hydraulic press" and "car tyre run over" videos where they destroy things, a shitton of things just for a couple of views?

    Steven de Jong
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely awful, privileged c**p. Imagine being poor and seeing some dickweed on YT destroy stuff. I understand economic refugees with excessive s**t like that.

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    Duncan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a totally irrational hate of Elmo. Stick him in the press!!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He took Grover's job, and Grover did it far better. I present for the jury, "The Monster at the End of This Book."

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    PeachPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because Mr. Bill finally had enough and quit.

    Malek Basata
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me restisting to comment a skull emoji

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we all love watching things be destroyed so much? Don’t deny it, you do too!

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    PeachPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to my mom at my brother's wedding. TP trailed all the way from the bathroom into the pew. What's more, it came from the men's room.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an old person who has to pee more often. We do this so we can quickly find our way back to the toilet. /S

    Duuuuuuude
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this possible when I can't get more than 2 squares without it tearing?

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's see...I could help out a fellow human being or I could take a pic and humiliate tf out of him for internet points. Points, definitely."

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That title matches the picture better than any other I've ever seen!!!! So funny!

    xczechr
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    1 year ago

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    We're posting photos of people in restrooms now? Low class.

    Cubone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I wasn't the only person to think that

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    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope they told the bloke and didn't let him walk out of the bathroom like that.

    Cam Schmit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly do not know how this is possible. Like when you pull up your pants you accidentally scoop up the end of the tp? I just dont know lol

    PeachPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. You have to turn in the stall at just the right moment.

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    #17

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL it's face: "I miscalculated the fits and sits. HELP!"

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty: if I fits, I sits; Spartans: IF

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    Deery Lou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this a pyramind scheme gathering?

    CatLady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proud mommies of Treyden, Brayden, Ayden, Kayden, Mayden, Greyden, Wayden, and Okayden.

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they in a cult?

    LuCa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it's called 'Live, Laugh, Love'

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    JayWantsACat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of The Stepford Wives, it's the Pumpkin Spice Latte Wives.

    Hamster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a “2 Broke Girls” episode.

    TeenieMeanie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a pumpkin spice patch.

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced those ice cream machines are just empty shells.

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a good thing they are cleaned every day. I worked at wawa and we only cleaned the machine when it started flashing a red warning light every few weeks. They just keep dumping new milk into the old milk and it smells like a sour baby bottle when you open the top.

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    Cooter McCoughlin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Macaulay Culkin/Sylvester Stallone!

    FranklySpeaking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Designed by the manufacturer to break down regularly and the contract says only they can fix them.

    ELIZABETH A HIGBIE
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I am the ONLY person to earth who has NEVER had this unfortunate expedience of being shutdown by this line at the McDonald’s here in Central Florida..

    alex_with_adhd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work in a place that sells soft serve, I joke about pulling a McDonalds because everyone has been buying ice cream from our store for some reason. There’s literally a place that sells more ice cream across the street from us.

    Carole Strawn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere that the reason they aren't working is because nobody wants to clean them.

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ice cream machine is always "broken" because it's never been cleaned.

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is ambulance and firefighter included in price?

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    Marie Frost
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have extra plastic on my burger, please.

    Persephone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yum... these burgers taste like cancer!

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I show this to my uncle. He runs a firewood rental. ;)

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just about as useful as a chocolate teapot 🫖.

    Rinoboyrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing quite like that authentic, grilled-in PCB flavor!

    Alexigirl1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always room for another Eejit!!!

    Jrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 99,9% sure this is not as barbecue, but a cold smoking rig. If that's the case, it's perfectly fine for the job. The paired photo is clearly a joke, the barrel is not even the same shape.

    The Shark
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm the black smoke from the plastic gives meat a delicious toxic flavor!

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    Cooter McCoughlin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh he just turned into that dude from Breaking Bad

    Persephone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Face swap from hell aside... I'd fear both of them for their own unique talents of revenge!!! Kevin Stallone would be putting out micromachines, then snapping your neck while you were turtled on the floor.

    Boopsie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK this one got me to laugh

    Northlander72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all they found after the first trap was a pair of boots with smoke coming out of them.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Keep the change, you filthy animal."

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    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peeing in nature > Peeing in the bathroom

    Pandamonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like Paleo, better because that's how our ancestors did it /s. Peelio, you could say.

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    El Cucuy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't need to be drunk to pee in the backyard.

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's recliner was right by the garage door in our family room. Sometimes he would just get up and walk through the garage and and pee on the side of it. To be fair, it was much closer than walking all the way to the back of the house. I know this because I have been outside and he didn't know it and I saw him do it a few times. We also lived in the country so, there were no neighbors to see.

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    CatLady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad came home from a Santa gig without a key. He'd been paid in a bottle of really nice whisky instead of cash. I was in the washroom; didn't hear him knocking. He must've really had to "go," because a few minutes later, I got a text from the neighbour "there's a drunk Santa pissing on a tree in your yard." He wasn't drunk; he was just holding the bottle. It wasn't opened. But I guess someone clutching a booze bottle and taking a leak on a tree gets stereotyped.

    Jan Bowyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband taught our little son, about 5 years old, to do this. I guess it's some rite of passage.

    Five Years
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women will buy a man a backyard to pee in to keep their bathrooms clean. Believe me, I know.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said I wait until I'm drunk? (I'm not a flasher - my yard is surrounded by my woods)

    Craig B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't buy a house out in the woods to not pee in the yard.

    whiterabbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men should pee outside, better than all the splatter inside the bathroom.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to water the vegetation and get relief all at once!

    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for the environment. Good for the plants. Saves water. Reduces water bills.

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    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're bending, that should give you a hint.

    Thrillion
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bending means that its live loaded... check your attic, its possible you will see the same thing.

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    howdylee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *screams in structural engineering*

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thought process here is interesting. "I better put 7 4x4s to hold up the roof, and then for the whole structure, plus fittings and occupants..... two 2x2s ought to work." Someone doesn't math.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because it's a cantilevered deck. The joists also support the 2nd floor of the house. The 2x2s are just wedged in their as a joke.

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    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear heaven. My grandparents had a back deck that was a wrap around on the top level of a split level with basement. Those supports were literal trees they harvested, stripped and sealed anchored in cement columns. Built the year I was 1. Still standing today 49 years later. This, though, terrifies me!

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, this is fine. Totally fine.

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe your brain power alone would be thick enough?

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    Donteatme666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want a fig Newton dam you internet 😁

    Angel Pennell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of my favorite elementary school teacher, Ms. Newton. In second grade I gave her a package of fig newton's as a gift and said I'dalways think of her when i ate them. 20 years later and she still crosses my mind every time I see fig newtons

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrible idea, why would you do that? It'd be eaten all up by the end of the week!

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably about the same level of comfort to lie on.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s properly “newtons”, but I guess it’s not as funny to make “futon” from “fig newton” XD

    Mocha the Lion
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    f**k fig nutons nobody likes those things >:(

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prosecutor: I present exhibit A.

    Mouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A professional basketball player Chance Comanche was arrested this week for kidnap & murder. News sites seem to have the text history used to arrest him & others. They texted about full details of the plan. Incredible level of details...

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's lucrative, flexible hours, fresh air, be your own boss, and you get to see the town! Challenges: may end up with a roommate who calls you Shirley.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CONGRA-...Wait..

    That tiny x on the pop up add
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I just hired someone to get me catalytic converters.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's night work though. Are you sure you're up to it? Those early morning hours can be tough.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our next candidate for World's Dumbest Criminals is.....

    the quickening
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this guy live in the Sims and picked up the crime career from the newspaper?

    James Peek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had mine stolen twice. Second time they ripped off the extra security that AAA had put on. Totaled out my car!

    Erick L.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! Ok, it's a job now. :-/

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deigh is gaelic for ice. Vyd is early french for wine. The kid's name is iced wine. David means beloved.

    I Maximus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a Tragediegh

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia all his mates would call him Deighvo

    Duncan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, their life is ruined. Nice one, parents.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some forget they're naming a future adult.

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would almost be worth going back to school and spending a decade becoming an ob/gyn just so I could sign birth certificates. "Chlamydia? No. Her name is Carol." .. .. "McKenzie?. No. That is a surname. Try again." .. .. "Dreanleigh? Were all the real names taken? No. His name is Dean."

    Julia Ford
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a real post, and a real person! And she really asked this with these names except for Deighvyd. http://mommyslittlesunshine.blogspot.com/2012/01/we-picked-name.html?m=1 They went with Lakynn 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    Kaa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never understand these girls' names starting with "Mc"/"Mac", like Mackenzie, McKenna.... I mean, the prefix "Mac" literally means "SON of"

    Tiffany Wilson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they realize that these babies grow up to be adults one day?! He's going to change his name and she's going to have the audacity to wonder why.

    Devon Archer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to be Utah. They have the weirdest names and strangest spelling for regular names. Person I know named their child Thrasher! I kid you not THRASHER! Kid is gonna be a metal star or Spider-Man Villain.

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    Princeofdarkness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see someone drowning lol then call 911

    #1 Candevil Fan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First say lol then eat bacon THEN call 911

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'When seconds count, the police are only minutes away!'

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embarrassing that I laughed at this one also.

    Jerry Lane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Just wave your arms in the air cuz you just don’t care”. Ok, got it.

    Rachel Mitchell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, first point and laugh, then call.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this more and more is there any real here? I mean, who in there right mind would have related lol with drowning?

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to depict a person's head and raised arms.

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    Whooly Munchkin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can he keep such a cool head while calmly offering you a beer drifting on the highway?

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hold my beer" then calmly spins the car sideways while traveling at 80mph

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    Roland
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't often drink and drive, but when I do, I like to smile right at the camera

    Skim Beebles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may very well be going fast but he does not appear furious enough to my liking.

    AnnaR25
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bud Light bringing Real Men of Genius back?

    Erick L.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One last sip before the last trip?

    Illicit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He isn't drifting... you steer into the drift.

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    Dan St John
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget about shrinkage, because of the cold.

    KLL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plight of the outdoor tradesmen of the north.

    Len Mastin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle is real, says my husband!

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's right. And it doesn't help that the urge often hits when you walk out of a warm house into cold outside.

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    Rikki Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!! Laughed so hard at this one, I peed a little!!

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're in the closet, please come out. You'll be much happier

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want it to go away turn on your TV on some news channel

    Dianellian
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a wank and met his homies. Tissues needed.

    Will
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Whatever you do, don't drop the soap!

    Eddie Hiott
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    1 year ago

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    Maybe he should be in prison; " just saying"

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    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in the least but y'all got downvoted for saying that. :-(

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    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont get it.... did the salami live in the woods?

    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always tell people that I don't want to know how my meal got to my plate.

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss makes those all the time when he goes hunting. SOOOO GOOD.

    Craig B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love a venison sausage sandwich right about now.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Venison summer sausage made with chees and peppers. Good stuff.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did we switch to cursed images

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    Rosie!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I know its a joke and its funny but at the same time I feel offended

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the grossest drinks ever

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How rich is that monkey that it has a monocle?

    Bean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up hamster eye boba.... as a rat owner, I am permanently scarred

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how this could offend someone personally.. hello 2023.

    E.V.A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need something too unsee this immediately

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    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone pass the unsee juice?

    Skim Beebles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He used it all to marinate the tacos, so now the only way to access said juice is to eat them .. your move

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    J B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did, in fact, throw up in my mouth a bit. I'm legitimately unhappy about seeing this...

    Kit Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is going to hell. They can cook their fish tacos on the fire for all I care

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there really is a Hell, I am sure the room there is taken by the many more serious offenders.

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    Rosie!
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they eat that, I think there will be more funerals. Edit: guys thanks for the upvotes on my badly worded comment

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they told you to keep them in your prayers.

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    Donteatme666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤢 ewww maybe just maybe you could make a argument they cleaned the sink beforehand but if you look at the other sink that's all you need to know about how Gross 🤮 this is nasty 🙀

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, BP is the only place I ever heard of people preparing food in their sinks. I hope none of the people I know read this site.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess at least they acknowledge one needs prayer to survive their catering. Yeesh.

    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDGAF how much bleach they used, this is not valid.

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same person with the sink salad?

    Dorothy Stovall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is why I can't eat food that other people make at home.

    Joe Sixer (gravitysixer)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't eat food at a company pot luck.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to put the fun in funeral.

    Little Bestie Capybara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, once the recipients see this, it might as well be your funeral

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    jace cosby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preparing a cactus for grafting a different kind onto to accelerate growth...

    Persephone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cucumber slices for someone you hate, or grafting a cactus. Depends on your mood I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Anarch Duke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll need to get a small melon scoop if you want to turn it into a fleshlight

    R. W.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All cacti contain mescaline in some amount, if you know how to extract it.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you pick that up with no gloves? Every time I did I got needles in me for 5 days.

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